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Joined June 2016
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I cannot believe my eyes
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I’m so glad we smashed 3 passed this twat.
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Cheeky lil one year contract like we did for Uncle Evans who says no
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Robin van Persie is back at Manchester United, as he works towards his UEFA Pro Licence! 👀
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Xabi Alonso celebrating Leverkusens winner but then remembers he’s on a yellow 😂
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Not tweeting until Manchester United concede a goal at Anfield.
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Mainoo is the type of guy these people are looking for
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🔴🌟 Ten Hag: "Mainoo is just everything a modern midfielder needs to be". "It's wonderful to see and I hope he stays calm like he is, as he did with his goal as well. He is determined, he is a good character and I hope he keeps going with this progress".
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Let’s end this debate.
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20 year old Højlund is the UCL top goal scorer but isn’t on here… the media hates Man United
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Summer signings that hit the ground running across Europe ✨
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Struggling to find wonderkids in Football Manager? Don’t worry; here’s a list of the best clubs to find the next Messi or Ronaldo. 🧵 A THREAD
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@jb2fo8 Arsenal fans when it’s time to act dumb for interactions
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NOOOO THEY GOT MOUNT LEARNING CHINESE 😭
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Brandon Williams scores an incredible solo goal for Ipswich, wins the ball and starts the run inside his own half and then slots it into the bottom corner. Does he have a future at Manchester United?
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@AbsoluteBruno I forget he existed 😭😭😭
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If Rashford does this he gets slandered
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🇬🇪🌪️ Kvaraaaa.... 😳🥵
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@TenHagEra The only reason why I can think of is that the Coventry players must have been chirping at him, but still very cringe
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@FabrizioRomano Ridiculous by the FA
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@JonFosterMUFC Bro went to sleep pissed and is gonna wake up to see that he missed an all timer 😭
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@ShaunlfcT Against Luxembourg U21’s 😭😭😭
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Licha 2 minutes into his return
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🚨 Lisandro Martinez is said to be eyeing the Spurs game this weekend as his return from injury. [ @ChrisWheelerDM ] #mufc
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When you see it
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Diogo Dalot is the perfect example of a proper Manchester United level mentality
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@CFCMod_ @CFC_Janty We won’t hear from him until 2027 then 😭
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Rashford when Malacia sat down next to him
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🚨 JUST IN: Tyrell Malacia was indeed at the team dinner this week with the rest of the Manchester United squad. Malacia is also present day-to-day at Carrington, and interacts with staff and teammates. #MUFC [ @SamC_reports ]
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1-0 LIVERPOOL!!!! CODY GAKPO OPENS THE SCORE AT ANFIELD!
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Not tweeting until Manchester United concede a goal at Anfield.
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@Geo_AW Usopp when it’s time to fight
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@Vararse_ What have I just read 😭
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“Marcus Rashford needs to play on the left to perform”
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@TheEuropeanLad Onana as the face but he didn’t even play 😭
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@privjrdn He’s also “falling out” with the players who we are better off without. I see no problem with it, it’s about time someone got rid of them
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Liverpool have scored in 40 out of their last 41 games, with Manchester United being the only team team to keep a clean sheet against them.
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@opdaiIy This isn’t even a fight it’s just bullying
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The core we need to build around.
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I could watch this forever
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@TenHagEra It’s not bro, he got a the ball cleanly
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People hyping up Sancho getting an assist against the WORST TEAM IN THE BUNDESLIGA like we didn’t watch this guy stink it up for 3 years. One assist won’t change my mind, Sancho REEKS.
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@TheImmortalKop Liverpool fan talking 😭
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@FabrizioRomano @ptgorst 34 shots and no goals is mighty impressive
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@MarcusRashford @UnitedStandMUFC Cook those frauds 😭😭😭
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@TenHagBall_ He definitely has but just isn’t entertaining it 😭
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Sancho watching Rashford take responsibility and not burn all bridges with the club like he did
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🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United statement on Marcus Rashford. “Marcus has taken responsibility for his actions”. “This has been dealt with as an internal disciplinary matter, which is now closed”. ↪️ Rashford, back to training and available for selection.
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@UTDCollin They got one of the greatest manager of all time but cant handle a few dropped points
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@Gideoomatic What happened to just saying “Mainoo played well against Liverpool" 😭
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@w10lmx Smartest Liverpool fan
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@StokeyyG2 How are you gonna watermark someone else’s tweet 😭😭😭
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@UTDTrey Who’s we
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Jonny Evans has more G/A than Mudryk in 2023
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“Newcastle United”
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𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝘆𝗻𝗲 #NUFC
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Already can't stand this bloke and he's only been in the hot seat 24 hours. Smug, arrogant, entitled. Pretty much the whole Man Utd fan base personified. He's already made enemies at both Newcastle United and Manchester City with his comments today. #NUFC #MUFC #MCFC
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@TheEuropeanLad ITS 6!!! AJAX ARE GETTING DESTROYED BY THEIR BIGGEST RIVALS
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@TheEuropeanLad Mans always has an excuse when he drops a stinker
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Manchester United are now 31 games unbeaten at home. EtH broke his managerial record for most consecutive home games unbeaten 📈 🏟️ 31 games ✅ 27 wins 🤝 4 draws ❌ 0 defeats ⚽ 67 goals scored 🥅 18 goals conceded What a game that was! 💪🏻🔴
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@StokeyyG2 Still no Arsenal 😭😭😭
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@TheEuropeanLad @bethTmufc Not right now HornyLad
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Wait a damn minute…
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@UTDTrey We can’t laugh at them today man
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@TheFergusonWay Worst “news” outlet to exist
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@StokeyyG2 Cal the Dragon
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@UTDTrey We made the right person famous
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Looks real familiar 🧐
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Leaked Man Utd home & away shirts for next season. 🤔
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Manchester United are UNBEATEN in 2024 🔥🎉
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@UTDTrey That’s a good thing bro, Chelsea’s funeral is coming soon anyway
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Ole wanted to sign Bellingham and Haaland… the Glazers robbed us of a super team
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BREAKING: Birmingham midfielder Jude Bellingham has been at Manchester United’s Carrington training ground as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer attempts to sign the 16-year-old this summer
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@cagiago_ You have been alive for 30 years and have got 0 (zero) bitches 😭😭😭
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@UTDTrey Date check
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@TenHagBall_ Bayindir time I guess
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@UTDTrey Couldn’t score against 10 man “finished” United 😭
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@UTDTrey TREYYYY
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Invest early, i’m hitting 50k in 2024.
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@TheFergusonWay Why would it? It’s a Manchester United player
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@TheFergusonWay He’s practicing going down, since that’s what Sheffield will be doing
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@TheEuropeanLad We don’t care that he was Ex Ajax
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Everyone who likes will get this notification (Must already be following me) 🤝
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We’ve got the closet profile to Mbappe on the market but some people in our fanbase want to give up on Rashford
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@Gideoomatic They should have taught McTominay more 😭💔
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Scott McTominay when he plays for Scotland
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@StokeyyG2 Nobody has ever come back from a 2-0 lead with 30 minutes to play before!
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@UTDTrey Everyone’s counting us out, it’ll be sweet when we raise the trophy
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@TheEuropeanLad Why are you so unintentionally funny
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Rashfords’ balls are amazing
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87' McTominay comes on. 90+3' McTominay scores 1-1. 90+7' McTominay scores 2-1. WE ARE BACK!!!
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These Garnacho RW shifts making me think we’ll never have to witness this again
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@StokeyyG2 Ever heard of the RT button mate
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We would be joint top of the league if VAR got these calls right.
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@Geo_AW Netflix watchers are boutta jump straight from Marineford to Egghead and get hella confused 😭
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@TheEuropeanLad No shame gassing this up 😭
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@ManUtd Yeah but please don’t give me a heart attack next time
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@UTDTrey Thought we were deducted 20 points?
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@AstridWett O block. Nice neighborhood in Chicago, Illinois
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@UnitedStandMUFC QATAR PLEASE COME BACK
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@UtdEIIis Do half of these records even matter though in the grand scheme of things
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The last time Tyrell Malacia played football for Manchester United was May 28th, 2023.
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@totalcristiano When your icon is Croatians Ronaldo you’re destined for greatness
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@TenHagBall_ Thank god, that guy stinks
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@UtdEIIis I’d agree but the losses have been riddled with individual errors that cost us
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@cagiago_ You didn’t deny being 30
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@UTDTrey Xavi Simons
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