تلمیذ @uncletaz92 Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

My man sheikh got no chill 😂😂😂

219

12K

20K

Last Seen Profiles

@NewBeginningArt

@wekil12

@JordanD59903554

@almoa_ring

@GEORGE_AKAMINAJ

@Muhamma48419487

@BinorRaja

@Plantfairs

@alwayscilly

@SherlockOnChain

@Paugamus

@nzisraelhub

@Chacodoodle_XX

@mainusheikh2267

@hunt_jalen

@tiredgymbih

@PrimeEdward

@donuku__

@GCVL1

@batsolanacoin

@rcobb18

@lsgRnfzakjaMh6r

@ArchaeoMapper

@allfootball_af

@NWJagsAP

@stw_pdg

@Veneer321867

@OkendraOfficial

@SunilKu89156375

@BOKEPBOCILVIRA3

@PequizinhoDev

@PrsdntRaygun

@_Lanparty_

@FABIOTHEBARB

@gremory_ii

@putri_slivia24

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

Hahahaha this was elite Pakistani humor back then. RIP Moin Akhtar.

128

2K

7K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

What the Fuck???

766

653

4K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Very heartbreaking news. Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Rajioon. Adina had suffered brain hemorrhage and has passed away. Please recite Surah Al-Fatiha for her and pray for her maghfirat.

Adina

@whatadina

2 years

7 years ago i lost my father in my arms, only Allah knows how i survived and now I lost my mother I still can't accept that I'll wake up everyday knowing that I lost my parents. Not a single day passes without me missing my parents. idk what i’ll do now.

228

78

2K

310

612

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

@amsmalltalk @nvmsheisded Why? To read what you wrote 2 days ago???? Wouldn’t you just remember it? 🤡

11

35

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

My sister sent me this on whatsapp.

59

341

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

10 months

Yes this is her 😂😂😂

Mufaddal Vohra

@mufaddal_vohra

10 months

A Pakistan fan came for Virat Kohli said: "I came only for Virat Kohli, I expected a century from him. My heart is broken".

811

3K

28K

328

541

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

😂😂

15

610

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

I don't know where to begin. I am in utter shock and my family is devastated but we're also ever thankful to the Almighty. We broke off my sister's engagement today. The engagement lasted 2 years and the marriage was about to be held in a month in a tiny gathering and we...

358

533

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

😂😂😂

32

199

3K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

2 burgers trying to portray themselves as struggling middle class 😂😂

236

371

2K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Boy: "I don't like when you talk to other guys." Mark Zuckerberg:

25

436

2K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Look at her. ❤️

67

43

2K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Karachi things 😂😂😂

50

286

2K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Pakistani elites ko dekh kar IMF loan dene k bajaye maangna na shuru hojaye.

193

318

2K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Meanwhile Shayaan:

Ay.

@somerandomAy

1 year

Overheard my boss talking to his wife today: ‘Shayaan ko jaldi sula dena, mosam acha hai kahin bahir jayenge phir’ What a cutie!

10

14

272

46

298

2K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

We all knew Imran Khan was a playboy back in the day but damn...

40

284

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Me singing in punjabi:

146

239

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Toota hua shahbaz hun main.

42

82

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Naah man this is cruel 😂😂😂

50

316

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

8 months

Bolivia. Shukria.

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

8 months

BREAKING: Bolivia cuts diplomatic relations with Israel

2K

22K

98K

12

186

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

@usy1_ I don't think I've ever been more satisfied by a tweet

1

27

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

I think I downloaded the wrong vampire diaries.

93

113

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Goals.

17

149

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

We continue to stick together as a family through thick and thin. This is a weird two faced world we live in. I hope every woman and man find the best partner that he or she deserves.

89

47

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

What in the fucking fuck fuckery is this now?

272

203

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

Best fucking thing on Fb right now!! Absolute legend whoever this is, I'm done 🤣🤣🤣

129

314

999

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

10 months

Aaj mere khayal main wo match hai jo final jeetne k liye haarna zaroori hai.

13

140

1K

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

What the fuck.

47

99

952

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

I wish he recited the ayahs about the people of Lut (A.S) and how they were termed as transgressors. Would've been a savage moment for those who knew.

Roshan M Salih

@RmSalih

1 year

End of days

1K

4K

49

124

982

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Decision for masters made.

34

107

960

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Sharmila bro Muzulfa nahi Muzdalifah hota hai. Khair hogayi peeche bus pe aap k leader ki spelling sahi likhi hai.

53

123

949

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

A badly used apostrophe

32

161

961

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

8 months

Kane Williamson to me is the most graceful captain the game has ever seen.

11

97

926

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

8 months

Baap ka dil ruk jaye dance nahi rukna chahye...

135

161

906

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Yeah not to ruin the video but when does the groom ever propose at his own engagement? Also the bride cried at that proposal as if she forgot for a sec she was already getting engaged? Koi sense hai is baat ki?

Khadeeja

@callitdeeja_

2 years

hey (with the intention of)

28

163

1K

106

84

877

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

10 months

Ran into some random guy from the office while I was waiting outside Sapphire and he asked me wife k sath aye ho? I said no. He said 'main to wife k sath aya hun'. Matlab ye kaisa flex hai bsdk main kya karun wife k sath aya hai to.

55

70

886

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

BITCH WHERE'S MY ROYALTY?!

27

42

861

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Aaj raat k khanay main 1 kilo surf khaunga.

139

134

825

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Can never thank God enough for blessing us with cats.

20

254

826

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Got no eidi but found this from a pocket of my kameez that I wore back in August on my sisters wedding. My Eidi from my past self.

9

6

834

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

utter disgrace of a man. She's an independent woman and will find the right guy whenever Allah wills but her belief in marriage is now shaken to the core. Yet we are thankful like we always have been because we believe that my sister was saved from far worse. Most importantly...

8

21

781

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

😂😂😂

28

177

775

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

OMG OMG Waliya found her cat muffin I cant cope omg someone please help me give a flying FUCK.

50

79

763

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Omar Suleiman. This answer on polygamy and his delivery is serene.

7

258

782

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

5 months

Sex/Life dekhne ka tareeqa thora kezual hai.

ZAMAN MALIK

@zamannx

5 months

alvida pakistan 🇵🇰

48

2

238

64

87

777

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

I called this girl cute and she said “Main pyaari sirf dunya k kanjar tareen insaano ko lagti hun”???

71

49

758

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Brilliant.

24

112

667

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

"Beta shayari main interest hai?" "Jee uncle." "Koi shair suna do" Me:

21

115

675

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Pretty sure this is because of you chai addicts.

22

74

669

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

My father's been diagnosed with bladder cancer. Misfortune after misfortune is what we've seen our entire lives but this one is really bad. Health is the only thing that matters most. I'm not mentally or physically equipped to deal with this one yet. Need prayers & lots of them.

89

66

617

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

I'm not even sorry for making this one xD

26

74

608

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Wtfff!? I blocked my youngest sister here but all this time she's been stalking me from her alt account & reporting my tweets to my other sisters & my mom. I asked for her phone with an excuse to call someone & found her alt & blocked her. What desi family fuckery is this???

53

22

615

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Ahmadis are indeed muslims. Also Muslims are christians and hindus are jews. And atheists are sikhs.

Syed Zain Raza

@SydZainRaza

1 year

Ahmadis are Muslims.. and both Sunni and Shia Maulvis took part in the worst human rights violation in 1974

198

78

602

54

96

602

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Now's not a very good time to be a goat though.

Marriam Waseem Khalid

@_thedumbkid

1 year

Wish I was a goat wandering on the mountains of Kashmir

35

11

370

15

80

605

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

fact that we can actually NEVER know for certain how the other family is, as apparently 2 years are not enough time to know or judge people. One thing's for certain, after he called my father a "Ch***iya", there is absolutely no way that we are gonna wed my sister to this...

9

43

596

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

I don’t think anything is as liberating as making your own dreams come true. Very happy today.

55

11

571

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

Man I already feel cold.

39

98

547

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Mujhe koi samjhao ye hua kya hai mujhe tension horahi hai. Larkiyan twins thi to larkay to alag the bhai?? ding dong karte hue nahi pata chala??🤣🤣

21

18

537

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Jalsa kal hai aur awam abhi se pohoch gayi. Live scenes rn. #KarachiJalsa

15

116

533

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

12 days

Me: I'll never watch their matches again. Also me:

2

32

532

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

The way these accounts will hype absolutely anything these days. Kuch bhi matlab.

fajar

@girlnamedfudge

2 years

The way Haris Rauf runs backward with hands open!

10

58

558

17

44

489

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

Lmaoo girls simping over the house. This is siddique mansion in Peshawar. Mostly booked by newlyweds for their photoshoots lol.

42

92

480

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

11 months

Formula same hota hai bawlay meme bananay k liye bhi aqal chahye hoti hai thori.

22

39

481

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

for this tiny issue to be escalated. And if this is how he's treating us and my sister BEFORE nikkah, we can only imagine how he'd behave if anything like this had happened after the marriage. My mom and my sister are devastated not because the way it ended but because the...

1

17

469

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Is this Islamic republic of Pakistan? 😳😅

241

35

449

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Only Bajwa we need.

15

89

467

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

48

157

442

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Tareekh : 1st April.

Ali Qasim

@aliqasim

3 years

💯

19

8

46

36

96

426

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Biased towards Babar Azam's cover drive. Nasser Hussain is a Pakistani at heart.

4

98

423

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Mera naam to logon k munh se nahi nikalta bubble se kahan niklega.

Ishaan Nandkishore Awasthi

@chittakukkarr

2 years

till this date i have never been able to find my name on one of these

51

88

939

36

51

415

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Pehle players chotay the aur unki egos barhi theen. Ab egos choti hain aur players barhay hain.

4

69

404

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

parents to which he literally started SCREAMING at her and told her to shut up after he verbally abused and cursed my father on the call. Every one of us heard the curses and we were simply shocked at what's happening just a month before marriage there was absolutely no need...

2

19

399

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

thought that the groom and his family were the best we could ever ask for. My parents treated him like they treat me, their only son and I treated him like a brother. Today he called my mother and literally argued over the topic of Haq Mahar, all my parents did was talk to his..

3

18

393

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

????

30

33

379

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

My sisters and I made some placards and marched for Palestinians today. This was important. #FreePalestine #IsraelTerroristState #GazaUnderAttackk

20

179

368

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

why we didn't consult with HIM directly. Now my mom replied that it would've been disrespectful to bypass your mom for such a decision to which he said "I am my own authority and my mom has nothing to do with my decisions" throughout the call basically, he wanted us to...

4

15

365

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

How petty do you have to be to call a guest and then settle personal scores on camera 😂

6

10

358

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

mother and tell her that whatever they want to decide as Mahar we would accept as they had said no to dowry. We were actually doing him a favor we did not even quote a number and this guy calls my mother and tells her how she was wrong in contacting his mom to discuss this and...

3

16

363

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

know that he was the shot caller and we should conform to his decisions. He kept arguing with my mom and this was the 1st time we ever saw him behave this way. My sister (his fiance) took the phone and told him that this is no way of talking to your elders and especially my...

1

16

356

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Islamabad today.

8

38

344

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

15

50

329

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Gold 😂😂😂😂

12

121

341

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Zaahir hai jab ek coffee k liye 2 ghante laga k kharay hosakte ho to ye to phir match hai isme to bharna hi tha stadium.

zayn

@ZaynMahmood5

1 year

Even in gaddafi the viewing experience isn’t great either but Lahore we don’t give excuses like certain people. ZINDA DILANE LAHORE❤️❤️

38

85

1K

17

56

323

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Allama Iqbal's sculpture in Lahore. I'm glad he's not alive to see this.

22

46

296

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Control your bp when you see my dp.

42

16

312

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

Throwback to this trip!!! 😍😎

34

7

299

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

What in the actual fuck!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

66

41

286

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

1 year

Back in 2014. Told my father about the financial accounting result that I had finally passed. I had failed it twice before, I got the result for my 3rd attempt and texted him that I passed with 72%. He said "jab fees 100% jarahi hai to result bhi 100% aana chahye"

dusky and ambivert.

@callmemahrani

1 year

Told my father about my first semester’s midterm result he smiled & kissed my forehead and hand then said “mera maan ho ap mere chand k tukre ho aap” and we both cried sitting there until mom came with tea in her hands. I’m not gonna forget this moment for the rest of my life.😭

49

21

610

18

17

282

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

8 months

The absolute unshakable faith to say Alhamdulillah repeatedly after having lost everything. I have no words.

Censored Men

@CensoredMen

8 months

🇵🇸🇮🇱 Palestinian man interviewed after his home in Gaza was destroyed due to an IDF airstrike.

4K

37K

127K

1

48

281

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Musalman hona achi baat hai. Lekin ek parha likha musalman hona aur achi baat hai. Jihalat ka bazar lagaya hua hai mazhab k naam pe.

56

42

254

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

2 years

Sajal Ali aur Ahad Raza ki lumber 1 jorhi ki divorcing hogayi hai guis ab kya hoga zindagi kaise chalegi ye to ideal jorhi thi sab k ghar rashan dalwati thi molty foam k ad main kitnay cute the yaar ab molty foam k gadday bhi nahi bikenge crypto market bhi mazeed crash hojayegi.

24

33

261

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Meri shadi pe salaami bilkul usi tarah dena jis tarah mashwaray dete ho. Bin mangay aur bohot saray.

4

50

247

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

Pakistanis stuffing their suitcases before travel.

4

56

241

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

What is this desi game of thrones???

22

19

238

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

4 years

@KashafSohail2 My sister stood up for my parents by calling him out and my parents stood up for her by calling it quits. We take no bullshit. We're too strong a family to care about what others think.

6

242

تلمیذ

@uncletaz92

3 years

Found a memory today. This is my mom and I back in 1993 on the shores of Abudhabi.