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🚨NEW: The Government has stepped in to prevent Sadiq Khan torpedoing plans for the MSG Sphere in east London.
Michael Gove is considering whether to call in the Mayor's decision to block the development
Newcastle United's owner has had more people put to death this calendar year (31) than his team has scored goals (22). Seven executed this week alone. Howay the lads.
His mission to end systemic homophobia and misogyny in Saudi Arabia complete, Jordan Henderson is ready for the next stage of his global civil rights campaign.
The Newcastle United owner, himself a mass murderer, warmly greeting Vladimir Putin, the Russian dictator and war criminal, while remaining a Premier League club owner in good standing.
After an outstanding season, Newcastle United's owner prepares to execute seven men who were children at the time they were alledged to have committed their crimes. One was just 12 years old. Howay the lads.
Another sports star/celeb agreeing to provide a friendly public face for an American venture capital firm investing in a sports team. Same setup as always: celeb is announced as part-owner and creates impression this is all about fun/glory/giving back. But...
Exclusive: Newcastle United FC is in advanced talks to sign a multimillion pound shirt sponsorship deal with Sela, a Saudi-based events company - an alliance that would provide a litmus test of new Premier League rules on related-party transactions.
Joey Barton has been jailed, banned and sparked countless controversies.
Now, his offensive tweets about female pundits seem to have killed his hopes of one last comeback.
This is how football finally disowned one of its most toxic characters.
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@PJBuckingham
Saudi authorities appear to be on a "relentless killing spree," having executed at least 100 people this year, a rights group reports. The executions are widely seen as part of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's efforts to eradicate dissenting voices.
Five years ago today, Jamal Khashoggi was murdered and his body dismembered. Killed on the orders of Newcastle United's owner by assassins travelling on two PIF planes. Howay the lads.
Should there be a bank holiday if the Lionesses win the world cup?
All England
Should: 41%
Should not: 48%
18-24yr olds
Should: 66%
Should not: 19%
65+yr olds
Should: 16%
Should not: 73%
Men
Should: 40%
Should not: 51%
Women
Should: 41%
Shd not: 45%
Newcastle United's owner to have man put to death for tweeting about the problems of "unemployment, inflation, and government mismanagement of resources" in Saudi Arabia and for calling "for the release of political prisoners." Howay the lads.
A football club owed by a foreign government obtained a face-to-face meeting with the minister responsible for a new piece of regulation directly affecting that government's investment. And the British public aren't allowed to know what was discussed.
Manchester City held a meeting with Sports Minister Stuart Andrew last May.
The meeting was to discuss the Football Governance White Paper.
I sent in an FOI request for a copy of the minutes - they’ve refused to provide them.
Ministers think it’s not in the public interest
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"We were well looked after..."
Eddie Howe says a World Cup in Saudi Arabia would be "structurally really good" 🇸🇦
They're the only bidder to host the 2034 men's World Cup 🏆
This would be an abomination. A world famous club, with 19 Portuguese league titles, reduced to a feeder club for a Premier League team. Multi-club groups are inimical to the soul of football.
Chelsea are exploring an opportunity with Sporting Lisbon to acquire a majority, but not full, stake at the club.
Chelsea were initially looking at deals with Portimonense and other Portuguese clubs, but those have been paused while they explore Sporting.
The sheer crushing inevitably of this, the fact that everyone knows both that it's wrong and, because everyone with influence has been bought, that it will happen, is profoundly depressing.
🎥 | الإنجليزي هندرسون قائد منتخب إنجلترا وفريق #الاتفاق في حديث خاص لـ"الشرق الأوسط" بعد إعلان السعودية نية الترشح لاستضافة مونديال 2034.
#السعودية2034
Man who, in just the last four years, has accepted the role of Transport Secretary, Home Secretary, Business Secretary, Energy Secretary and Defence Secretary urges people to stop meddling in areas they don't understand.
'I just think
@GaryLineker
should get on with commenting on football and stop meddling in these other areas'
The Defence Secretary
@grantshapps
defends the government's Rwanda scheme after high-profile figures sign a letter calling for it to be scrapped
Reminder for the "you can't turn that kind of money down" brigade that playing in Saudi isn't just like getting a new job with a big payrise. You are obliged to become become a cheerleader for a totalitarian dictatorship.
المملكة العربية السعودية، كرم الاستضافة، وحماس الجماهير، الدوري الممتع وإحساس الفوز الذي لا يعوض.
القادم أفضل 🟢🔴
Great win, looking forward to meeting up with the lads now 🏴
Jim Ratcliffe has no shame. Pitching for government subsidies to rebuild a stadium, he says, "The people in the north pay their taxes," but fails to note that this doesn't include him. Both his home and his other businesses moved abroad specifically to avoid paying taxes.
Jim Ratcliffe on the case for state funding of a rebuilt Old Trafford: ‘The people in the north pay their taxes like the people in the south pay their taxes, but where’s the national stadium for football? It’s in the south.
‘Where’s the national stadium for rugby? It’s in the…
The narrative of endless suffering under Mike Ashley is one of the greatest acts of self-deception in English football history and has enabled Newcastle fans to achieve something Ashley could never manage: to make people lose respect for their football club.
🚨Exclusive 🚨
The people behind 3Key, Man City's ghostship crypto partner, have been unmasked as the masterminds of a £1.1bn+ chain of alleged frauds. Full story here.
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"I've always said that football has the power to bring about change and I hope that, by playing in Amsterdam, I can positively engage with the sea and help reduce the risk of flooding in low-lying metropolitan areas in a time of climate change," he said.
Jordan Henderson has reached an agreement to terminate his Al Ettifaq contract and is close to joining Ajax, reports
@David_Ornstein
@TheAthleticFC
The Saudi move was a disaster. Who could ever have predicted that?
Forest Green Rovers have appointed *a woman* as caretaker manager after sacking Duncan Ferguson – and the ‘PR stunt’ rankles with one Newcastle reporter...
Chelsea are not cheating, they just have an owner who thinks he's a genius because he's discovered interest-free credit. It's like Todd Boehly went to DFS one weekend and can't stop telling people how he owns 25 sofas with not a penny to pay for two years.
Joey Barton: How dare you call me far right.
Also Joey Barton: "We’ve all had enough of your ‘Woke’, ‘DEI’ bullshit."
Also Joey Barton: "Commie cowards. Stop forcing your Woke, Racist nonsense on us."
He's just Laurence Fox for people who like a man with a criminal record.
In a new first for English football, the chair of a Premier League football club is facing a lawsuit for carrying out a campaign of persecution against a spymaster on behalf of the owner of that Premier League club - who also happens to be a murderous dictator. Howay the lads.
Newcastle's executive chairman Yasir Al-Rumayyan is facing a $74m lawsuit for ‘carrying out’ malicious instructions of Mohammed Bin Salman.
Legal papers were dispatched to Al-Rumayyan at multiple high-profile locations — including St James’ Park.
Full story from
@AdamCrafton_
Significant changes to the English football schedule - and the long-standing structure of historic competitions - to accommodate the demands of half-a-dozen clubs who already suck up a disproportionate quantity of money, trophies and attention.
FA Cup replays and two-legged League Cup semi-finals could be scrapped under proposed reforms to English the football calendar ❌
More information ⤵️
#BBCFootball
At a time of national emergency, when people were dying alone and scared in their tens of thousands, many Tories' first thought was to loot the country.
@mrjamesob
By Rees-Mogg's age, Major had already been Prime Minister for two years, as well as Chancellor, Foreign Secretary & Chief Secretary to the Treasury. Jacob Rees-Mogg hasn't yet been a junior minister despite Chris Grayling, Andrea Leadsom and Gavin Williamson being in the cabinet.
Nothing lifts the spirits like watching half-fit teams playing in a neutral stadium in front of empty stands with players unavailable because they're self-isolating so clubs owned by billionaires can avoid refunding a TV station owned by a billionaire. Pure streamed happiness.
Yesterday Man City signed a commercial partnership with a company about which nothing is known, not even who works for it, as all its named staff appear to be fake identities.
*Online sleuthing challenge*
Today Man City signed a deal with 3key, a crypto company. This news piece has four named staff members. Your challenge, for which there will be a prize, is to find an online identity that clearly corresponds to one of them.
Port Vale fans bought tickets and paid travel to a game that was abandoned because of Reading fans. But instead of complaining, they supported the protest. To say thank you, Reading fans are now donating to a Port Vale project. Solidarity is a wonderful thing.
Following yesterday, many have commented about the support
#PVFC
fans showed & their understanding
Reading fans have begun to donate to a fundraiser for a statue of a legendary ex manager that
@ValeSupporters
have set up as way of thanks, link attached
Would never want to get sent off playing for Sarina Wiegman. Her 'I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed in you' face must be one of the most terrifying things in world football.
Congrats to Forest on their new sponsor, , a gambling firm without even a working website and which is licenced, as they always are, through Isle of Man white label shop, TGP.
#NFFC
Don't get a much better example of the shallow commit most companies display in supporting LGBT people than Liverpool wishing a one-time proud ally well in his big move to a state that tortures LGBT people while displaying the pride flag on their socials.
We can confirm
@JHenderson
has completed a transfer to Al-Ettifaq.
As his Anfield chapter now comes to a close, everyone at the club wishes to place on record their thanks and gratitude for everything Jordan did for us during his 12 years as a Red 👏
Wanna hear a story of one of football’s fastest ever crypto partner collapses? Then turn your clocks back to 28 Feb 22, when Birmingham City announced a two-year deal with “Ultimo GG” which would see the club being the “first Club from the EFL to enter the Metaverse.”
#BCFC
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In case you missed this, PIF - which, to spare MBS having to go through the Premier League Owners and Directors Test, maintains it is not controlled by the Saudi government - had argued in a US court that, as part of the Saudi government, it was entitled to sovereign immunity...
A federal judge ruled that LIV Golf’s Saudi backers aren’t entitled to sovereign immunity and must turn over information as part of the upstart circuit’s courtroom battle with the PGA Tour
I listened to Michael so you didn't have to. In essence, the idea is that the system simply won't allow the NFTs to be sold for a price below the initial sale price. But, unless they are offering a buy-back option, which they don't seem to be, it's worthless.
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*Breaking*
Man City has suspended its partnership with ghostship crypto partner 3Key, “pending further investigations.”
This comes less than two hours before 3Key had been due to provide documentary evidence of its existence.
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An article in which Mark Clattenburg criticises the appointment of an official who's a Luton fan, presumably on the grounds of the potential for unconscious bias, without acknowledging anywhere in the piece that he's a paid consultant for Nottingham Forest.
🚨 MARK CLATTENBURG EXCLUSIVE 🚨
✍ 'One of these errors would have been bad enough. Three was a joke, and that is why Nottingham Forest were left feeling victimised after another defeat in which zero big decisions went their way'
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It's incredible that we keep buying this bullshit. The next 48 hours will be full of stories about how Tom Brady has bought into Birmingham and we'll be reminded about his NFL achievements. But almost no one will ask: what percentage did he buy and how much did he pay?
Really would like to hear Everton asked to explain how rewarding people for gambling $5,000 in a single week can possibly be squared with a commitment to responsible gambling.
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@Everton
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If I were a multimillionaire footballer who'd used his social platform to encourage his hundreds of thousands of fans to buy into a bogus scheme that crashed and burned just a few months later, I might've managed a, "sorry, everyone, I shouldn't have recommended this," by now.
As with Lewis Hamilton with the Denver Broncos or Ryan Reynolds in F1, the shareholding is likely to be tiny and either acquired at below market value or for nothing.
These are paid endorsement deals, with celebs diverting attention from the real question: what do the VCs want?
With the political obituaries being written, and lots of fawning about his huge brain, it's worth remembering that of all the media, it was the Daily Star who got Dominic Cummings right, insisting that he was ridiculous, not a flawed genius, and refusing to let Barnard Castle go.
@Quarterb4ckPunk
I absolutely would stop going and, frankly, I can't understand why we accept the notion that there are no circumstances in which fans could be expected to boycott their team.
I think it would be very interesting to measure public attitudes in Newcastle over the next five or ten years towards democracy, civil and human rights and the rule of law. I wonder if fans in this proudly left-wing city will be able to sustain their doublethink.
It's a perfect illustration of why the Tories and the right-wing press demonise unions and the right to strike. The power of workplace solidarity is astonishing if only people can find the courage to stand by their colleagues and fight for what's right.
-Golden Gloves keeper's shirt not on sale
-FA president and UK PM not present at final
-Spanish FA president manhandling a WC winner
-Fifa president takes holiday during tournament then patronises the players
A great World Cup, punctuated by men continuously disrespecting women.
The current Newcastle owner is qualitatively different to every other owner in English football history and his presence in the game should be considered an indelible stain on the whole of football. IMO, until he's gone, the club should be considered a pariah.
In their entire lives, psychopaths Ted Bundy, the Zodiac, Son of Sam, Jeffrey Dahmer, Richard Ramirez, the Moors Murderers, Dennis Nilsen, Jack the Ripper, Peter Sutcliffe and J. W. Gacy killed fewer people (142) than Newcastle United's owner had executed (147) in 2022.
#EFLCup
Mindboggling that one of England's most historic clubs could be sold to a group of financial cowboys with more red flags than a Chinese communist party parade. You wouldn't trust these people with a tenner, let alone a football club.
"The FA have decided not to take any England games to Anfield because of Liverpool’s ban on journalists from The Sun."
To be clear, the FA are snivelling fucking cowards and there is no purpose to them if they won't stand up for dead football fans.
At least when Russia and Qatar were given the World Cup, following a prolonged campaign of corruption and bribery, there was an element of surprise. This time, it's just a gold-plated steamroller, crushing any opposition with deadening inevitably.
It’s official! We have submitted our Letter of Intent to FIFA for hosting the 2034 FIFA World Cup ✅
This move marks the first formal step in our bid process and confirms our complete commitment to
#Saudi2034
. This comes after SAFF received support from over 70 Member…
Lots of Birmingham City fans saying, "let us just enjoy it" or "we don't care if it works."
And fair enough. Birmingham have had a shit time and deserve some success.
But it's just unlikely the Brady is anything more than a paid endorsement. And it's worth asking why.
Having delayed, lied, attempted to manipulate public opinion and avoid taking responsibility, Manchester United's leadership have, finally, having tried everything else, done the right thing.
This is mindboggling. Man who has spent six months being unable to pass the EFL Owners and Directors Test to buy Morecambe is now presenting himself as a suitor for Wigan? This is terrible news for at least one, probably both clubs.
Sarbjot Johal, 21, from Solihull is trying to take over at crisis club Wigan Athletic
#wafc
Players still haven't been paid + bills are stacking up so urgent investment is needed.
Exclusive
@TheAthleticFC
w/
@mjshrimper
Infantino appears to take selfie in front of Pelé’s open casket - after calling for every country in the world to name a stadium after the Brazil great
Worse even than expected. To be clear, this is the effective privatisation of the Premier League, with the top flight of English football passing into the hands of the Big 6. This is an abomination.
I don't doubt the sincerity of the England players, but this seems a good illustration of the fact that many large organisations see diversity and inclusion as a subset of marketing and PR rather than a genuine core value. Support is contingent on it being largely cost free.
As it stands, England and Wales now undecided whether to wear the One Love armbands after they were threatened with sanctions by FIFA - including potential yellow cards for Harry Kane & Gareth Bale.
FAs feeling FIFA put them in a difficult position. Now in talks about what to do
When Joey Barton - self-proclaimed arbiter of who knows football despite just one sub appearance at international level and a failed managerial career - was charged with betting offences, the FA listed his 30 'most pertinent' football bets. He lost 28 of them.
Watching United play, with £41m Varane coming on and then £80m+ Anthony equalising, all I can think is: taxpayers should build these guys a new stadium.
Lewis Hamilton was announced as "co-owner" of the Denver Broncos when they were bought for $4.65bn. Subsequent reporting suggests he holds a 0.2% stake, worth $9m, but sold to him at $6m. The vast majority of the team is owned by the Walmart family.
When the Denver Broncos were bought last year for $4.65bn, there was a lot of publicity about Lewis Hamilton's involvement. Subsequent reporting suggests he holds a 0.2% stake, worth $9m, but sold to him at $6m. The vast majority of the team is owned by the Walmart family.
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What makes Brady so credible here is his cleverness, his incredible work ethic, his known interest in business and branding.
Which is exactly why so many people bought into, and lost everything, on his FTX endorsement - and are now suing him for huge sums.
He's a paid pitchman.
They're not even the club that's suffered most within a 20 mile radius of Newcastle and people should stop pretending the self-pity, and its use to justify welcoming a dictator, is anything other than embarrassing and morally enfeebled.
The people who've used their financial power to destroy competitiveness in their national leagues would like to introduce you to their ideas for a new, open, competitive and equitable European league.
How sportswashing works, pt. 839: Chelsea fans queue up to celebrate their owner using the courts to bully an investigative journalist, while the club issues a statement about the outcome of the case that appears misleading.
Sky Bet's deal with the EFL entitles clubs to a share of their own fans' gambling losses. Accrington aren't profiting from this, but you can bet other clubs are.
The annual report on executions in
#SaudiArabia
by the European Saudi Organization for Human Rights, for the year 2023: Ongoing Bloodshed with Unusual Sentences
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#SaudiArabiaExecutions2023
The Premier League has spent years trying to frighten the rest of football with talk of the "unintended consequences" of an Independent Regulator, all the while hoping no one will notice the intended consequences of having the Big 6 as de facto regulators of the English game.
Disappointing to see Spurs start flogging fan tokens. Credit to the comms team, though, for getting through the entire release without mentioning crypto - which is what this is. Let's see how other PL fan tokens have done...
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If Wigan get the 12pt deduction and they go down with Hull and Charlton, that's all three relegated teams being clubs who were, in one way or another, fucked by their owners. Owners should be neither buying promotions nor bringing the house down.
Ryan Reynolds bought into an F1 team. That was the headline. In fact, he was given 10% of the ownership group's stake - or 2.4% of the team. For free. Headline: He invested to become a co-owner. Reality: He was gifted a tiny fraction in return for PR.
Premier League: We don't require an Independent Regulator.
Also the Premier League: We can't agree to ban an anti-competitive practice, in no small part because it's part of the business model of so many owners.
⚫️⚪️ FULL DETAILS as a proposed Premier League ruling that would have prevented
#NUFC
loaning players from PIF-owned clubs in Saudi Arabia in January FAILS to receive the required support. Seven PL clubs voted against the motion...
Read here...⬇️
The worst of this is that, because the club has failed to take a lead and do the right thing, the fans making this protest will themselves, inevitably, be the subject of misogynistic abuse.
'It's time for the club to stand up and make the right decision.'
A group of
#MUFC
fans are planning protests to let the club know they don't want Mason Greenwood back.
Their banner (see photo) will be on display before Monday's game v Wolves.
Last year Socios told Arsenal fans that buying its cryptocurrency was like "buying foreign currency when you go on holiday." Early in 2021, the crypto was at 52p. Today it is at 7p. That's what it means for football clubs to be selling high-risk unregulated financial products.
We, who have gathered more young players than we can possibly develop and who are unwilling to play them in our first team and risk their inevitable youthful mistakes, call upon small teams to allow us to reorganise the game for our benefit. Again.
ENGLISH football needs to seriously consider the B team model, because top young players are not getting enough exposure to senior football, Leeds United Academy Manager Adam Underwood has told TGG.
Your football club is not a person. Its feelings cannot be hurt. It does not need you to defend it from perceived disrespect. If hearing people criticise an aspect of your club makes you angry, you should at least consider whether the problem is with how you relate to your club.
Susan Hall fails to clap Sadiq Khan as his victory is announced and then shakes her head repeatedly during his speech. A graceless defeat after a classless campaign.
Six-foot-four retired professional athlete, who spent seven years playing in Kennington, announces he has caught brainrot and is now too scared to enter London.
Cannot be said too often: it is the league that gives teams a platform not the other way round.
When Man City were out of the top flight and Chelsea were also rans and Liverpool were only a decade into their title drought, the ratings still kept growing.
Exclusive: Liverpool owner John Henry says "everyone in the league knows what the large clubs bring to the value of foreign rights" as Premier League Big 6 push for larger slice of overseas TV cash at Thursday's annual meeting
I want to reiterate my regret over last night’s exchange with Laurence on GB News.
Having looked at the footage, I can see how inappropriate my reaction to his totally unacceptable remarks appears to be and want to be clear that I was in no way amused by the comments.
I reacted…
When Rich Energy, the drinks business of William Storey, the would-be buyer of Reading, went under, the liquidator received creditors’ claims for over £68m. The company had £1,700 in the bank.
A bit about his business history…
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Exclusive: Leeds United’s chairman Andrea Radrizzani offered to use the club’s Elland Road stadium as security for a £26m bank loan which his company, Aser, and a bidding partner, Gestio Capital, intended to use to complete a takeover of Sampdoria.
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@AdamCrafton_
and
@PhilHay_
Like all truly secure men, I am entirely at ease with myself right up until the point when a woman wins a sporting award. And then there's nothing for it but to cut my knob off and mail it to a female journalist. Please listen to my podcast.