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3 years

high school is funny bc u think it’s important then u graduate and ur like wtf was that

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5 years

me auditioning as seaweed in the little mermaid just to be near harry

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4 years

i’ll never forget the trauma this caused me the first time i watched had the whole theatre screaming and crying like their own family was being murdered in front of them

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3 years

awake... but at what cost

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6 years

girls who do their makeup and get dressed up for class everyday are so strong thank you for serving our country

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5 years

i might be stupid but at least i never spent money on a high school class ring

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3 years

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2 years

telepathically telling him i miss him

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5 years

i hope 2019 is good to my mom

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6 years

cramps? hurting. pussy? bleeding. 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_ at least i’m not? pregnant. 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_

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6 years

every time i go out in public wearing an oversized t-shirt everyone asks “are you wearing shorts under?!?” like no debra i thought today would be a good day to have my Bare Pussy out at walmart

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2 years

HE HATES ME!!! (he’s asleep while i’m awake)

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5 years

i’m shaking i need this shirt so bad

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5 years

if i didn’t spend $20 on that meal 3 years ago i would be $20 richer right now

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5 years

mom can u pick me up? they’re asking what i’m gonna do with my degree i’m scared

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3 years

hot girls have problems too 💔 we’re just like u 😔 except we’re hot ❤️

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6 years

i was born in the wrong era i wanna go back to 1692 and get murdered for being a witch 😍

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4 years

it’s cloudy and raining today y’all know what that means

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5 years

men will fuck a mcchicken

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i make his dick hard even when i’m fully clothed, no makeup on 🥵 we not the same sis 🤣💯

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5 years

UR TELLING ME... THE PRINCE I HAD THE BIGGEST CRUSH ON WHEN I WAS SMALL... MIGHT BE PLAYED BY.... AS IF IM EMOTIONALLY MENTALLY PHYSICALLY SPIRITUALLY STABLE ENOUGH

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Go on and kiss the girl, @Harry_Styles . The singer-turned-actor is in early negotiations to play Prince Eric in #Disney ’s live-action remake of #TheLittleMermaid

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4 years

as a girlfriend i offer u nothing except sending u pics of two animals together and saying “us <3”

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4 years

rihanna said here’s some crumbs eat it bitch

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5 years

me when i go out of my way to take nudes to send to my bf and he replies “nice” but i remember 3 years ago when we weren’t even together he commented a whole essay on a random insta girl’s pic

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4 months

when u can still see the moon during the day it��s like omg queen what are u doing here

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7 years

this is my favorite video ever I watch it 5 times a day

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6 years

medusa WASN’T a monster she was raped by poseidon and then blamed for her own rape by athena who then turned her into a gorgon as punishment the real monsters are poseidon and athena thx for coming to my ted talk

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6 years

spiders be like /╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\

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4 years

not a cell phone in sight. literally just vibin.

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5 years

u know when ur makeup is coming out bad and u feel shitty about urself and ur whole entire life bc ur eyeliner looks stupid

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2 years

rip princess diana u would’ve loved twitter today

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5 years

i remember before my one direction concerts i would shave my whole body n be like “just in case 😌” JUST IN CASE WHAT BITCH?!! U WERE 15

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5 years

he’s literally just a more famous casey frey i-

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4 years

been feelin like this lately

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6 years

imagine actually liking your nose... sounds privileged but ok.

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5 years

bought heart effect glasses for fireworks and this was the outcome hehe

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4 years

i fucking NEED this shirt

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3 months

i get scared when my bf starts acting like a guy and locks in to the sports game on tv like where did my baby girl pookie bear go

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5 years

i miss when i would only listen to marina and the diamonds, the 1975, lana del rey, & one direction and watch american horror story and scroll on tumblr all day... life will never be that simple ever again

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2 years

to my unborn 💗🤱🏻… stay that way

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5 years

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW PPL THOUGHT THIS WAS PIRATE MUSIC BUT ITS ONE DIRECTION SHSJSUAH FUCK

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4 years

feeling like this rn

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4 years

what does he have that i don’t ...

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5 years

laying in bed with ur water bottle beside u is an underrated form of intimacy

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5 years

i may be a lot of things but at least i’m not pregnant

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2 years

HE POSTED A PIC THAT I LOOK UGLY IN NOW EVERYONES GONNA THINK HE HAS AN UGLY GF

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5 years

when i’m out having a good time then a wave of feeling ugly hits out of nowhere

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6 years

i don’t make the rules but the funniest people are either gay, have daddy issues, or had a shitty childhood

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5 years

this is why i know my bf is lying when he says i’m pretty

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4 years

today in class i heard someone say “my husband” and i was like ??? and then i was like oh yeah i forgot i’m an adult adult now

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5 years

blows my mind ppl think sexuality is a choice as if anyone would willingly be attracted to men

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5 years

me acting sober around my family bc if i start acting up they won’t let me drink more

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4 years

why the fuck is his name penn badgley

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4 years

band kid this, theatre kid that. what about the people who didn’t do shit? just went home after school and straight Vibed.

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3 years

bella where the hell have u been loca? welcome to burger king can i interest u in the twilight meal

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2 years

PTSD (pussy that’s so delicious)

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5 years

if i call myself ugly i’m not fishing for compliments let me hate myself in peace

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1 year

another month of not being pregnant

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4 years

physically i’m here but mentally i’m there

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3 years

rewatching twilight saga

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4 years

why is my brain a constant cycle of “i used to be prettier” and then a few months pass by and i’m like “i used to be prettier” and then a few months pass by and

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5 years

if any of u tell my bf to break up with his gf bc ur bored

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5 years

a woman shouldnt have to be raped in order for u to think its ok for her to have an abortion. not wanting to be pregnant is enough. not wanting a baby is enough. sayin “if u cant afford a baby dont have sex” doesnt make sense & shows u just want to shame ppl. mind ur own business

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6 years

why are there instagram pages dedicated to posting screenshots of tweets when you could just.... go on twitter

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2 years

i like my men a little fruity a little questionable a little sussy

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5 years

girls just want ONE thing and it’s to never have to do math ever again

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5 years

my bf reminded me to go pee after we fucked i’ve never felt more loved

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5 years

imagine looking good in a ponytail... sounds privileged but ok.

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5 years

boys have naturally long thick curled eyelashes and for what huh? FOR WHAT

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1 year

i think customers should just stop and wait for me and my coworkers to finish our little girly chit chat before disturbing us

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5 years

123movies was there for me when nobody else was

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6 years

imagine all the cute outfits i COULD wear if i wasn’t so FUCKING insecure

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5 years

girls who are naturally pretty... what’s it like being 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 privileged

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6 years

my last braincell using all its power to finish my homework that’s due at midnight

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2 years

for halloween i’m gonna be a whore

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5 years

netflix please remove the office so everyone can move on and watch better shows i beg you

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6 years

i can’t believe i was born with shitty eyesight PLUS cursed with not looking good in glasses like what the fuck i can’t see AND i have to look ugly

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5 years

not to be a straight man but bro... her tiddies

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3 years

yup that’s me <3

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2 years

when lorde said it feels so scary getting old and when frank ocean said we’ll never be those kids again and when mitski said mom am i still young can i dream for a few months more and when stevie nicks said time makes u bolder even children get older and i’m getting older too

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5 years

my prime was when the teacher would say “one direction” and people in the class would turn and look at me

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4 years

i’ll be like “i wanna be a model!” and then pose like this

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