tyler szalkowski @tyszal Twitter profile

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

9 years

peeling an orange is honestly bullshit

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@Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS http://t.co/eERUUJKbMb

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@Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Luke5SOS @Ashton5SOS incredible job, lads. The record is a banger!!

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7 years

hey look I'm @Michael5SOS

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7 years

happy presidents day to obama and no one else

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@tyszal

6 years

bbl shaking my ass to #WantYouBack all night

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@tyszal

6 years

never thought we’d end up here

State Champs Updates

@ChampsUpdates

6 years

this is insane

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@tyszal

6 years

dear maria x @dereksteez

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@tyszal

5 years

Who the fuck comes up w this shit? Bro it’s fruit grow up and eat it

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@tyszal

5 years

teenage boys be like 102 67 42

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@tyszal

5 years

My girlfriend got me AirPods for my birthday and my band got me yeezys. Don’t even fucking look at me, you peasants.

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@tyszal

6 years

lyft driver: what’s the name of your band? me: state champs driver [excited]: Saint Jams?! Alright!!

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@tyszal

7 years

paramore by misery business

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@tyszal

5 years

You can’t afford meat alternatives? Ok bring your own cup to Starbucks then. Use a reusable grocery bag. Recycle. I don’t fucking care. Just do something instead of yelling at people online.

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@tyszal

6 years

when you’re barricade and they play a new song

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@Deadspin

6 years

Trump unable to remember words to "God Bless America" at replacement event he commissioned to prove his patriotism:

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@tyszal

9 years

@Michael5SOS guess I don't mean shit to you :/

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@tyszal

6 years

the only toxicity we accepting in 2018 is the second studio album by heavy metal band system of a down

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@tyszal

7 years

@Michael5SOS @mgclifforddx Michael Clifford is the only man I want you for me and you my boy is the man I am and I love it when I see him

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

9 years

When I was 16, I lied to my parents about my whereabouts and went to see All Time Low 3 hours away. Now I'm 23 and going on tour with them.

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

7 years

"wow you answered really fast" first of all, I have no life and I'm always on my phone

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@tyszal

4 years

I have a joke about State Champs, but it isn’t as good as their old stuff.

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@tyszal

5 years

I grew up on violent video games and metalcore and I’m more empathetic than the GOP. White nationalism is the problem. Not music or video games.

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@tyszal

4 years

You know times are fucked up when it doesn’t matter if you charge your phone overnight

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@tyszal

4 years

Anyway, the new ATL record fuckin rocks

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@tyszal

5 years

Snorlax is fuckin crowd surfing!!!

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@tyszal

5 years

What’s up I’m Tyler I’m 27 and I just fell down the stairs

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@tyszal

6 years

were indifferent to this deadly conversation I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KNOW WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW U KN

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

9 years

I think that's the loudest anyone ever has and will ever sing me happy birthday. Thank you @Luke5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS 😘💖💯

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@tyszal

6 years

everything is fine and nothing matters

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@tyszal

5 years

@brookehouts You fucking spit on your dog. That isn’t how you show your dog you’re the boss. That’s how you disrespect and degrade your dog, who loves you, you fuck.

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@tyszal

8 years

@Luke5SOS @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Ashton5SOS currently rehashing on some memz with @dereksteez and we miss you boys. Come back to us 💔

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@tyszal

9 years

Honestly, 5SOS is my favorite band. http://t.co/4JOIBcxZA4

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@tyszal

6 years

dereksteez is a god @dereksteez

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@tyszal

6 years

I’m just gonna come out and say it.. if you’re mad we aren’t coming to your city you’re actually just mad at your parents for making you live there, not us.

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@tyszal

7 years

don't even care to know the circumstances fuck this don't touch my fucking friends!!!!! fuck this!!!!!!

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@tyszal

4 years

DID YOU KNOW elevated is actually about me telling @dereksteez I wanted to quit the band in 2013 on tour outside the Skatepark of Tampa. My mental health was horrible and I saw no other options. Thank you dez for helpin me thru that. Big mistake almost #statechampslisteningparty

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

6 years

me listening to our 100% FINISHED NEW RECORD in my car right now except I’m alone bc I have no friends

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@tyszal

6 years

it’s so cool to watch people you love talk about something they’re passionate about

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@tyszal

6 years

anyone else measure stuff in lengths of songs? like ya I just showered in one and a half new mixes

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@tyszal

9 years

Honestly curious what @Michael5SOS is up to right now

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@tyszal

6 years

I love that band

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@tyszal

7 years

this is so fucking cool!!!

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@tyszal

6 years

scary how good it is 😎

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@tyszal

9 years

🎵 backseat gatorade 🎵

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@tyszal

5 years

This opinion is why alt radio still plays shit from the 90s and why current bands spend tens of thousands to get looked at for radio just to be told no so they can play Iris by the GGD. Let the next generation in. We’re for real. Be in the right side of music history.

MetalSucks

@metalsucks

5 years

Let’s Talk About Knocked Loose

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@tyszal

5 years

I can’t imagine commenting “I miss their old sound” on a COVER WE DID. It’s a COVER. THE ELEMENTS OF THE SONG WERE DETERMINED BY SOMEONE ELSEEEE 🥴

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@tyszal

5 years

today in vip, a pregnant woman told me her boyfriend was concerned that their baby would have shaken baby syndrome if she rocked out too hard at the show tonight.

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

7 years

don't talk to me or my son ever again

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

6 years

yet the president can threaten nuclear war and he still has full access 🤐

WATERPARKS

@waterparks

6 years

. @Twitter @TwitterSupport WHAT RULE DOES MY JELLO ROMANCE TWEET FROM 2+ YEARS AGO BREAK QUIT PLAYIN

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@tyszal

6 years

sounds fake but ok

Rock Sound

@rocksound

6 years

Awsten Knight covered 'Stitches' by Shawn Mendes, and not to oversell it but it's the best Shawn Mendes cover we've ever heard

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@tyszal

5 years

I just came home to find that @sweeteag put together an office for me in our house. I am beside myself. Single handedly the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me. What an absolute angel 😭. No one has ever surprised me like this!!! AHHHHH!!!! THIS IS LOVE!!!!

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

8 years

@Calum5SOS @joshwithcon @Ashton5SOS that's my boy

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@tyszal

5 years

Can you even believe this line up?? LETS GOOOO

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@tyszal

7 years

🤘🏻😞🤘🏻 ^me trying to stay positive when the universe really trying me

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

6 years

dressed up like @JackAllTimeLow for the @AllTimeLow show tonight

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@tyszal

6 years

what to heck

Dr. Phil

@DrPhil

6 years

I’m performing live with @GoodCharlotte tonight on @latelateshow . Yes. You read that correctly. Tune in.

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@tyszal

7 years

oh hi mark (The Room 2003)

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

5 years

Stupid fucking idiot

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@tyszal

4 years

Worked an 8 hour shift for the first time in 8 years today and I just wanna say I love my band and I miss my job. I appreciate the charmed life you all have given me!!!

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@tyszal

6 years

#1 on the iTunes rock chart. #5 overall. blown away. thank you so much!!!

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@tyszal

6 years

2018 champs that say fuck in songs ○ く|)へ〉￣￣┗┓ pre 2018 champs 　　 ┗┓　ヾ○ｼ　　 ┗┓ ヘ/ 　　　 ┗┓ノ　　　　　 ┗┓

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@tyszal

7 years

I'm very hungover and it's these guys fault 📷: @thomasfalcone

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@tyszal

6 years

we are

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@tyszal

4 years

I would straight up play a show to a bunch of you in cars right now idgaf

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@tyszal

9 years

Warming up for the gig in Atlanta tonight!! @riandawson 📷: @thomasfalcone http://t.co/m40Lk5oNYk

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@tyszal

7 years

hey if you ever have something really special in your life, don't take it for granted. cherish that shit and maintain that shit.

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@tyszal

6 years

@awsten please don’t disrespect aldi

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@tyszal

9 years

@Michael5SOS happy birthday ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@tyszal

9 years

Had a grand old time with @JackAllTimeLow last night 📷: @thomasfalcone http://t.co/XZL5TluOm6

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@tyszal

8 years

@tylergposey I miss you

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@tyszal

5 years

Staying in room 420 in a hotel on 69th st for mania this weekend. Our life is a meme

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@tyszal

5 years

I’m at a 1 year olds birthday party

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@tyszal

5 years

When you’re trying to figure out how much your paycheck is gonna be

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@tyszal

7 years

my g @ben_barlyo on some sid from slipknot speaker dive shit @NeckDeepUK

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@tyszal

6 years

alright it’s late. brush your teeth and wash your faces. make sure you tone and moisturize. get some fucking sleep (again). bump dead & gone. peace be with you.

Dead and Gone

State Champs · Single · 2018 · 1 songs.

open.spotify.com

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@tyszal

5 years

TSA Agent: when was this passport photo taken, sir? Me: 2013 😕 TSA Agent: it really took you this long to figure out how to do your hair?

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@tyszal

7 years

what's another night on mars with friends like ours?

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@tyszal

7 years

nothin but love for my guy @AlexAllTimeLow 📷: @GrizzleeMartin

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@tyszal

7 years

@Ashton5SOS come hang!

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@tyszal

5 years

venue has cold brew on tap me this morning: overjoyed at free and easily accessible good coffee me now: on cup 5 and my hands won’t stop shaking

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@tyszal

5 years

27,766 tickets. We fuckin did: THAT. TOGETHER. THATS ALL OF US!! Thanks for everything ❤️❤️❤️. See you at @SadSummerFest

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

5 years

Y’all need support or uh what

Kerrang!

@KerrangMagazine

5 years

It looks like Green Day, Fall Out Boy and Weezer are announcing a tour together tomorrow 😍

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@tyszal

4 years

We’re democratic socialists

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@tyszal

8 years

@tylergposey @DSprayberry come and get it boys

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@tyszal

9 years

All Time Low featuring @riandawson as Electrode from Pokemon. http://t.co/9POE7lRX5q

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@tyszal

6 years

today @ merch a fans dad told me state champs makes badass music so I feel good about myself right now

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@tyszal

5 years

Me when I get the impossible whopper instead of the regular one

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@dances

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Moby makes me never want to go sober

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@tyszal

5 years

“You telling rubbish” is something Derek would definitely never say lmao

cranjis mcbasketball

@jesuschristobel

5 years

@dereksteez @State_Champs @tyszal someone alert Derek he has a fake account trying to impersonate him for god knows what

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@tyszal

4 years

This coronavirus stuff is not funny but what IS funny is that the only TP left at target was Charmin. Y’all afraid of the “end” but also afraid to spend $16.49 to wipe your ass this month lmao

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@tyszal

6 years

people who used to prank you by fake answering the phone on their answering machines are all in jail now

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@tyszal

9 years

@JackAllTimeLow http://t.co/NwgcUQw8Cu

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@tyszal

6 years

do you really need to see an ID? this is embarrassing as hell

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6 years

i can’t believe i just watched @tyszal get carded

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@tyszal

9 years

Would rather be at Jingle Ball.

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@tyszal

5 years

you know I keep that MF thang on me

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@tyszal

7 years

me, a snake: wow wtf everyone's a snake

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@tyszal

5 years

Had to call the cops (sorry) on our neighbor after we heard his gf screaming about how he was hurting her. He was let off. It was established that he had a firearm in the house. Today, that same man pulled said gun on 3 middle aged POC for walking their dog in the street.

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@tyszal

7 years

handsome devils

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@tyszal

6 years

what’s the difference?

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@natdest_

6 years

something doesn’t seem right @State_Champs

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tyler szalkowski

@tyszal

6 years

very very very sad to say our tour with blink is canceled. sending all the love and power to travis in his recovery. we’ll update y’all when we can.

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@tyszal

5 years

The Finer Things turned 6 today. Here is a photo of @dereksteez filling in the last block of our progress chart. May 8th 2013. It’s been a ride. Let’s keep cruising. ❤️🙏🏻😤

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