My wonderful friend @
@AbouTimeJoey
surprised me by making this super fun reel of a bunch of my stunt clips. Still waiting on some footage to make my full professional reel but here’s a lil sneak peak:
Last time
@DattosDestiny
got 2nd, he hosted the Shadowkeep reveal stream a few days later & the "Datto points at paper" meme was born. 24:02 will go down in Destiny history forever. Every year I watch him make lemonade with everything that's thrown at him. I love him so much 😭🥰
I wanted to announce this with “Guardians make their own fate” but
@DattosDestiny
said he would take the ring back so I’m definitely not doing that... ;)
my husband is not a perfect man but he’s sorry for the negative impact his influence has had on the community in recent years. I will still be standing by him & we would ask for you to respect our privacy at this time. Also he's live streaming right now.
I think I just assumed at some point I would get to meet him, at a convention, or Destiny thing or another.
I was watching back some of the video messages he's sent guardians and his interactions with the community and I started bawling. What a lovely human. What a great loss.
He is, without a doubt, my very most favorite human.
Happy birthday
@DattosDestiny
. Sorry I got you pineapple covered in chocolate instead of cake covered in chocolate. I will do better.
I posted some more pictures of our smol wedding/elopement on Instagram if you want to see a few more. It was nice and smol and as safe as possible. Big celebration next year ❤️
@DattosDestiny
If Bungie fixes the sparrow parking lot bug, I will be genuinely bummed out.
I love it so much, seeing all the sparrows parked around the world. Makes it feel more alive.
I fucken LOVE this guy.
@DattosDestiny
is my favorite and it’s his birthday and I just wanna give him the whole world but that’s gotta be really expensive & I’m not even sure how to go about purchasing it so I just got him a deep freezer and Baconator. Happy birthday IDIOT. Xoxo
I think what people don’t understand is that ALL workplaces were toxic to women and POCs until recently. It’s not surprising to hear that Bungie was. EVERYWHERE I’ve worked in my 12 year career, I’ve experienced situations like some of those described. What is surprising 1/5
I asked
@DattosDestiny
if he could have gotten Worlds First for Last Wish and Witch Queen but then never have ever met me- would he take that deal.
…he said yes but he DID think about it for a good long while so I feel pretty ok still.
(jk he said no but that ruins my joke)
for each fuckboy (or fuckgirl, girls can be fucks too) in my mentions going forward, i will donate 100 dollars to abortion charities with your username in the comments. i went with 400 dollars each to start. thanks!
Thank you to all 200 of you who came out to our London meetup last night, & especially thanks for helping me embarrass
@DattosDestiny
for his birthday TODAY.
And special thank you to
@AlexHorne
for hooking us up w/
@taskmaster
live audience tickets today.
Best vacation ever.
I asked
@DattosDestiny
how much longer he was going to stream for and because he’s drunk and so clever, he replied with “This DICK” to which I responded “So not very long then?”
And now I have to go to jail for the absolute murder of my husband. 😈😂
He doesn’t knoooooow. 😂😂.
You think just cuz you hit a million subs I’m NOT gonna continue to sneak in words in your closed captions scripts? Constant vigilance!
@DattosDestiny
.
....Also happy ONE YEAR anniversary. I love you very much. 😍🥰😂
I am really proud of me. This was very nerve wracking and imposter syndrome kicked in pretty bad just before the panel.
Can I get verified on Twitter now? 😁😅
Two future Just Dance streamers in the making. Thanks to
@DattosDestiny
for humoring me and my sub goals and being the best damn dance partner I've ever had. xoxo
Dear
@DattosDestiny
,
Happy 30th Birthday. I think you are very neat and I’m bad at public sappy stuff so I’ll just say that when I think about you, my whole brain goes HELL YEAH and kind of does this mental happy dance thing. You’re one of a kind, and I’m lucky af.
Love,
Danielle
Last night I couldn't sleep because I was too stoked about
@DattosDestiny
, like he's just the best and I am so lucky, but now this morning I am really tired, I feel like a reanimated corpse and basically it's his fault because he's great so now we're fighting today.
This Week In Destiny:
🎉 Destiny 2: Into the Light is live!
💎 Prismatic dev insight article
💀 Pantheon details
⏲ HUD changes in The Final Shape
🔫 Weapons leaving rotation soon
💙 Kilts for Kids returns
📰
OHMYGOD I DID IT. I finally did it. Every script he asks me to review, I try to sneak in a “dick” or “penis” somewhere but he always finds it. This is my best work to date.
Every time
@DattosDestiny
and I walk or take Brimstone to a new area, we always joke about it being a new content drop. “Oh shit, Brim’s getting a new DLC location.”
Gasworks Park this weekend was a great expansion. He loved it.
Brimstone had an abscess form around a little grass barb that worked its way under his skin on his ankle. First time we’ve had to actually fully sedate him at the vet & he had an allergic reaction to one of the meds :(
He’s doing ok now. We’re both recovering. The stress was real
Just replayed the Sunless Cell strike from D1- the fight with Alak-Hul the Darkblade in the dark with all the thrall spawning around- just nothing beats it. It’s a flawless encounter. So much effing fun. My favorite of anything ever.
Me: Well I'm just not a huge fan of omega patriotism jokes cuz it just feels too close to fascism which is just not funny to me at all so Helldivers probably won't be my thing and that's ok.
Also me, 5 minutes after the first mission:
I put out a bowl of candy on our front porch while I was painting my face, & when I checked the security cameras to see if we'd had any kiddos come through, I saw a grown ass adult man open our gate, come up on our porch, & steal the entire full candy bowl, then walk across 1/2
Thank you all so much for the INSANE outpouring of well wishes yesterday on our engagement.
@DattosDestiny
and I are literally overwhelmed with all the kind words and congratulations, tysm.
I’m going to respond to as many as possible today, I just appreciate everyone so much. xo
My dad died today. Feels weird to say. He spent the last two years claiming Covid was a liberal hoax & that he didn’t believe in it.
B/c he refused to mask or vax, he got my sister & bro-in-law & 9yro niece sick twice. He’s been in the hospital with Covid since mid-December.
Been seeing lots of love on the interwebs for me and
@DattosDestiny
. I appreciate all the kindness so much. We spent most of the weekend offline and chilling (or in Mr Trv’s case working) and I feel relaxed and am filled with gratitude for all of you who support us.
Xoxox
Voted most likely to get a sick ass neck tattoo in high school:
(Before you ask- no, it doesn’t mean anything except that I am cool, no it didn’t really hurt at all- some spots just more annoying than others, & the band-aid is protecting some piercings that are STILL healing)
I GOT IN TO STUNT SCHOOL!
Now I have to go buy clothes to wear when I am set on fire (actual true.)
Means I won’t be at GCX this year. I’ll miss you all but I’m doing the damn thing!!
The bad news is I just found out their 2023 session is full already😭They only do 1 session a year so I hafta wait until Aug '24 to start. However, the CEO did say that ppl drop out & there's a chance I can still get in, esp cuz I am local.
SO PLS SEND ME GOOD LUCK VIBES 🤞🤞 🤞
the street, & put the whole thing in his car. He then started walking around looking at other houses.
Unfortunately he wasn't parked at the spot anymore so I couldn't go break his windows & get my fucking nice ass bowl back. I sincerely hate humanity.
Ruined my fucking night.
It’s
@DattosDestiny
’s birthday today and I was going through my phone to gather some cute pics of him to post and I found this cute video he recorded for me on my phone so I’m posting it instead.
Happy birthday to the silliest and best person in the world xoxoxo
Sooo the big thing from yesterday is that I enrolled in a stunt performance school in Seattle. It's basically a trade school, the course is 200 hours of stunt training & upon completion, I'll be part of the United Stuntman Association and be a certified stuntwoman.
1/2
Loved showing
@DattosDestiny
around my home town and introducing him to my family.
A Chiefs win and awesome tickets and a field visit with
@MitchSchwartz71
was icing on the whole weekend. Very thankful rn.
Divinity doesn't need to be nerfed. Keep the big crit spot and the damage buff. Go wild.
In fact, go really wild and apply that to EVERYONE.
Bosses also get bigger crit spot and damage buff on us. 😈 CRITS AND DAMAGE FOR EVERYONE.
TRUE EQUALITY
Happy Christmas dear friends. This has been one of the best years of my life, thanks to this fellow and all of you. Thanks for making it great, and may you all have an amazing holiday break.
When your friend asks you to entertain his stream and you do it so well he just moves in with you to be closer to the hand farting content. Welcome to the Optihaus
@Th3Jez
and
@amy_leesha
😂
Nothing feels better than seeing the drunk redneck who attacked us at an airport bar get taken away in handcuffs and miss his flight.
Oh Texas. You so full of crazy.
The epic conclusion of the Light and Darkness Saga is nearly upon us.
Before we see what's next, let's take a look back at the adventures we shared together.
✨
is that Bungie has done all the work towards diversity & inclusion that has been ongoing the past few years BEFORE an article like this came out. It’s not reactionary, it’s not damage control, you can see it’s genuinely who they want to be in the future. They’re not perfect 2/5
I have taken exactly one picture in the first 3 days of our vacay, and it was of a restaurant called “O’Tacos” that advertised original French tacos.
I’m literally the MOST SHIT at content creation.
But here’s the pic I guess.
I am pleased to premiere my short film, LASER BANANAS in celebration of the launch of my NEW
@ADVANCEDgg
FLAVOR, TRAVELDANIELLE'S STRAWBANA!!! WE DID IT CHAT!
Watch LASER BANANAS here:
BUY THE FLAVOR HERE:
Just woke up. Hell of a weekend. 😳
I had the best time seeing and talking to everyone, but especially loved getting to see this guy get wasted last night 😂
@DattosDestiny
I am the big happy today. Also the big tired. But grateful af. Xoxo
Fuck Trump and fuck these traitors at the Capitol. There are confederate flags in the Capitol. Garbage. Plain and simple. Just absolutely pathetic, vile garbage.
Yesterday my husband told me that he inputs a specific time & hits start for everything he cooks in the microwave instead of just spamming the “add 30seconds” button for however long. I learned this bc our new microwave does not have +30sec button.
I’m moving out. He can stay.
1 year married and 3 years together.
@DattosDestiny
is the best human in the whole world. I tell him every day that I’m proud of him & happy to be around him & go thru life together.
Happy anniversary, butthole. (I also have plenty of pics of us, not sure what your deal is) 😝
Destiny community DRAMA ALERT!!
@Aztecross
's Telegram bots are now encroaching on
@Th3Jez
viewer comments in his latest video!!
Will Jez's bots respond to this overstepping? Did I actually win a Christmas prize?!?! Will anyone actually ever win ANYTHING?! FIND OUT NEXT WEEK