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@tracycupcake20

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๐™ธ'๐š– ๐š—๐š˜๐š ๐šŠ ๐š›๐šŠ๐š™๐š™๐šŽ๐š›, ๐™ธ ๐š“๐šž๐šœ๐š ๐šŒ๐šž๐šœ๐šœ ๐šŠ ๐š•๐š˜๐šโœจ๐Ÿง

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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
The clitoris has more than 8,000 nerve endings and itโ€™s still not as sensitive as some people on Twitter. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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I pay attention to who likes my tweets, because as soon as I get rich Iโ€™m buying you all a taco โ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿง
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1 year
My sweet boy passed away this morning. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿง
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3 years
Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like my cat bringing me a dead mouse. I can see youโ€™re proud, but Iโ€™m not touching it. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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3 years
I am so fucking sick of these clients asking me if Iโ€™m vaccinated. ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿง
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2 years
If you know who these guys are, we can be friends ๐Ÿ˜™โœŒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿง
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2 years
Give me a thumbs up and retweet if you donโ€™t give a single fuck what Stephen King or Emily Winston has to say. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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2 years
Die Hard IS a Christmas movie, and I am willing to throw hands over this ๐ŸŽ„โ›„๏ธ๐Ÿง
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2 years
I knew I raised this boy right when I offered to buy him a brand new truck but he wanted to save his own money and buy one himself. And thatโ€™s exactly what he did. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿง
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3 years
100 days sober yโ€™all!! Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. Iโ€™m estimating. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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3 years
My posts are meant for people who have a sense of humor, an appreciation of sarcasm, and who wear panties that donโ€™t easily get into a wad. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿง
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3 years
Me in my 20s: I could never date a younger guy Me in my 40s: Come here sugar, sit on mamas lap ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿง
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3 years
Baby shark do-do-do-do-do-do ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿง
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2 years
I squeezed my ass into my leather pants, put my heels onโ€ฆ..now Iโ€™m ready for the Christmas party. ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿง
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3 years
These sheep are losing it. Some dude at the gas station just let the door slam in my face because I didnโ€™t have a mask on. I may be little, but he learned just how fierce I am ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿง
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3 years
I feel sorry for these dudes who are married to nagging bitches. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿง
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3 years
When people say โ€œitโ€™s better than sexโ€ they clearly arenโ€™t having the right kind of sex.... ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿง
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3 years
We take so much for granted. I just had to shave a 6 year olds head because of his chemo treatments while fighting back tears.๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿง #FuckCancer
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2 years
Men deserve to feel appreciated, loved, and happy. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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3 years
If yโ€™all see me at the pool in my bikini, I just want yโ€™all to remember that I like food, and it costs nothing to mind your own business ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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3 years
Our Christmas party is formal this year. Is this dress ok or nah?? ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿง
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๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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3 years
Coworker: I canโ€™t find you on Twitter. Me: I know. I found you first and blocked you. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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3 years
Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿง
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3 years
Ladies, donโ€™t embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open. Be a strong, confident woman, walk over and zip it up for him. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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2 years
A cop followed me alllll the way to work. Ya girl was getting kinda nervous like I had a kilo in the trunk or something. He pulls up next to me at the red light, rolls his window down and sticks his tongue out at me. It was my damn client. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿง
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3 years
I just want a guy to see me eating a 12 pack of nuggets in my parked car in the Target parking lot and think โ€œThatโ€™s her. Sheโ€™s the one.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿง
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3 years
Why the hell do underwear and socks come in resealable bags but potato chips do not?! ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿง
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3 years
Maybe I ainโ€™t meant for nobody. My soulmates probably a fucking taco. ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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3 years
I love it when men wear glasses. Yโ€™all are so unintentionally sexy. Bring that blind ass over here. No.....over here. Smh. ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง
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3 years
Whatโ€™s the cheapest type of meat?? Deer balls. Theyโ€™re under a buck. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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3 years
If you think youโ€™re having a weird day, my client just professed his undying love for me. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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3 years
Adult life: Realizing you can eat peanut butter out of the jar, naked in the kitchen, without judgment. ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿง
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3 years
Whoever doesnโ€™t get along with me, itโ€™s your fault. Iโ€™m cool as fuck. ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง
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3 years
Monsters donโ€™t like to eat ghosts because they taste like sheet. ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿง Please donโ€™t unfollow me.
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3 years
Impeach the motherfucker. ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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3 years
I found my wedding dress. Now I just need to find a groom. ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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3 years
Can you see the kitty?? ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง
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3 years
Yeah you might have a fun party to go to tonight, but I just danced with a 4yr old in my kitchen to Monster Mash while eating ice cream sandwiches, soโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿง
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3 years
About to take my grandma to Hobby Lobby. Shitโ€™s gonna be lit. ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Iโ€™m gettinโ€™ a whale floatie and riding that fucker into battle. ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Awkward people are really sexy. They stumble, apologize, know obscure facts, and say all the wrong things. Just trying to sell myself here. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
I finally saw one ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
Might have a 3rd piece of pie idk. #FuckItLetsEat ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
10 months
My grandma passed away during the night. Send me hugs, my heathens, I need them. ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
If I follow you back and you immediately DM meโ€ฆโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Iโ€™m like a 3 year old....as soon as I get home, I strip down to my underwear ๐Ÿฉฒ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Good morning yโ€™all!! ๐Ÿค—โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿง Except you liberals, and trolls. Get fucked.
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
After cutting a little boys hair: Me: Iโ€™m gonna use the blow dryer on you so itโ€™ll blow the loose hairs off and you wonโ€™t be itchy. Little boy *looks at dad*: Daddy maybe Miss Tracy can blow you too!! Dad: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ Me: ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ฒ All the other clients: ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿง
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3 years
I think my tubes just untied themselves ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Anybody wanna be my gym partner?? We can go to Chick-Fil-A after. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
If a woman is chugging chocolate chips straight out the bag in the kitchen, I would suggest you leave her be. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
Since the day my boys were born I always told them I loved them to the moon and stars and back. So for Christmas they got me a moon and stars ring โญ๏ธ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
Some kid on COD just told me: โ€œIโ€™m gonna kick your ass grandma!!โ€œ Now this little fucker is crying because I destroyed him. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿง #NoMercy
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Iโ€™ve already offended one Karen with my shirt today. ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
Am I the only one who gets annoyed at Bon Jovi?? Gawd, that band is horrible ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Me: I need to save money. Also me: Buys a Baby Yoda onesie. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
Did anyone ever figure out what Meatloaf wouldnโ€™t do for love?? ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Iโ€™ve got an epic evening of Twitter scrolling, no pants, and socially unacceptable behavior planned. ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
My client told me Iโ€™d be a happier woman if I had a man in my life. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Good morning to everyone except LeBron James. Fuck that guy. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
If one of my posts offended you, itโ€™ll probably happen again. Iโ€™m a repeat offender. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
As a kid, I would watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didnโ€™t have a brain. Then I saw Joe Bidenโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
You know you live in Texas when your son hears you screaming outside and runs out with his rifle. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Good morning yโ€™all!! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿง
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2 years
NOT FUCKING GUILTY!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Just for the record, Iโ€™m already planning on being an asshole tomorrow. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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3 years
Mood: drinking whiskey, dancing in the kitchen to oldies all by myself. My cat is judging me. But Iโ€™m happy ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Me: I donโ€™t hold grudges Also me: fuck Rebecca from 9th grade ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿง
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3 years
Fresh outta Twitmo, bitches!! ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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3 years
๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง
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3 years
I donโ€™t have chlamydia, can you say the same?? Please follow me. I follow back!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
Idk what I have, but I wouldnโ€™t wish this shit on my worst enemy. I canโ€™t eat, all I can drink is water and apple juice, wtf. Anywho, Iโ€™m going back to bed now. ๐Ÿคง๐Ÿง
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3 years
My yoga pants have never once been to yoga. But they have been to Target ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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2 years
Iโ€™m at the mall and I am tempted to have my picture taken with Santa ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
2 years
I finally did it. I cut 5 inches off my hair ๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง #NewProfilePic
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3 years
I donโ€™t trust people who donโ€™t like tacos. Fucking psychos. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿง
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3 years
In a moment of weakness I agreed to let five 4 yr old little girls to have a slumber party at my house. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿง
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2 years
Good morning yโ€™all ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿง
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2 years
๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
My neighbors 4 yr old granddaughter just knocked on my door to ask me if snails have feet. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
I have more friends on Twitter than I do in real life. ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Me at 18: As long as I can get home by 3am, Iโ€™ll be fine Me now: Sorry, I canโ€™t go out. Itโ€™s 7pm, Iโ€™ve taken my bra off and Iโ€™ve already exfoliated. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
I like to party, and by party I mean stay home and eat snacks ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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@tracycupcake20
๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
What happened to the good olโ€™ days when someone would flash their lights at me so I wouldnโ€™t get a ticket?? Do the new people not know about this?? ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
I just at kale for the first and last time. Fucking disgusting. ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
*sigh* fr ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
I wonder if when you die you get your life stats like.... Curse words: 5,000,000,000 Shots of whiskey: 86, 258 Sexual partners: 62 ๐Ÿง๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
1 year
Guess whoโ€™s back bitches!! ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
These trolls are dry humping my last nerve. ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Iโ€™m not everyoneโ€™s cup of teaโ€ฆ.. but I drink coffee, so fuck them. ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
The term domestic housewife implies that there is a feral housewife and now I have a new life goal. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿง
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@tracycupcake20
๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
Am I the only woman who loves going to Home Depot?? ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
I prefer the real thing, but to each their ownโ€ฆ. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿง
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๐’ž๐“Š๐“…๐’ธ๐’ถ๐“€๐‘’๐น๐“‡๐‘œ๐“‚๐ป๐‘’๐“๐“๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿง
3 years
The only reason I havenโ€™t unfollowed certain people is because their drama keeps me entertained while Iโ€™m on the toilet. ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿง
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