So, I’m very much late to the trend but I finally did it! Here is my fart fetish tier list! Feel free to take a look at it and judge it if you want! ☺️
I really love guttural farts! You know the ones that sound like they’re coming from deep inside your bowels and sound like a monster growling in a deep cave? Yeah those 🤤
There are not a lot of office lady/secretary/boss lady fart videos out there and someone needs to change that! I’m talking high heels, neutral colored pantyhose, tight pencil skirt, low-cut blouse or unbuttoned white shirt and thick rimmed glasses 🤤
So I decided to make a list of different types of farts and you’re welcome to rank them for 1-10, 1 being your favorite. Here they are in no particular order.
Leggings
Sweatpants
Jeans
Skirts
Underwear
Naked
Dress
Tights
Shorts
Other (Suggest below!)
@GassyHazel
When they talk up about how gassy they are and how it’s going to be a huge fart only for it to be a tiny puff. Or when they just talk way too much in the video
I think it’s time for me to start roleplaying again. I miss doing it.
So, if you want a submissive male that loves farts, scat, and just about anything else under the sun, go ahead and slide into my dms! ^-^
@GGirlbooty
That’s what I’m trying figure out. The way she set up her phone means she’s probably done this before, and the way it’s edited probably means it’s from a video of some sort
@xxxratedmj
Yeah we need her gone. She’s scammed people, she talks down to everyone including actual models, and she blocks anyones who calls her out on her shit. She doesn’t deserve to be in this community, she doesn’t deserve to be on the internet.
So I was bored and slightly horny so I started looking up vtuber farts just to see what would come up and uh, woah…! Some people have a lot more free time than me! I’m quite impressed by this diagram! Glad I found it!
I know facial expressions when farting is hot, but how about someone having a completely straight face while they release the wettest, sloppiest, and loudest farts you have ever heard 😐🍑💨
Okay y’all remember that fart tier maker trend thing everyone did? Okay so that, but hear me out. With poop. A poop tier maker! How come nobody has thought about that yet?!
TW: homophobic slurs
I don’t know if this some kind of public humiliation between @/JustYourJenn and @/LuvBootyNFarts or something is happening. But whatever it is, we don’t want to see this.
I hate that I’m so much of a fart slut that when l see something like this I can’t help but imagine the huge, loud, disgusting, bubbly, wet farts that would come out of someone if they ate all of this 😵💫
Due to the shortage of toilet paper across the country, I will be offering myself as human toilet paper to wipe your ass with. If you require my services please respond below. 🚽💩👅
God, farts are so fucking gross!! If you fart around other people you are disgusting! The sound is unpleasant and smell is terrible! If you have to fart you better not do it around me! >:c
I’m at work and I have to take a shit so I’m letting out these hot SBDs but now my ass is all sweaty 🥵 I wish I had someone to come lick up my ass sweat 👀
Word to the wise out there, real fart models don’t DM you to ask you to buy their clips. You DM them. 99% of the time they’re probably a scammer. So be careful out there.
@cloudtoots
Oh it’s her, she’s been using multiple accounts to try and scam others. I’ve made posts about 2 and here’s the third. She is absolutely appalling and gross and needs to be removed off this platform permanently.