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20 days

SA Liberals: *just knifed their leader*. Vic Liberals: *currently fighting in court*. NSW Liberals: federal takeover because they forgot to sign up for an election* WA Liberals: *2 seats* ACT Liberals: *20yrs in opposition* Peter Dutton: “trust us to run the country”

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3 years

10000 likes on this tweet and we’ll buy a billboard opposite this at Kew Junction with “Vote Josh Out” on it

Aaron Smith

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3 years

Buying the 3 largest billboards at Kew Junction won't make me forget that when we desperately needed leadership with grace, compassion and capacity, Frydenberg instead used the desperate predicament of Victorians to try and score the cheapest of political points. Vote him out.

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2 months

Have a succulent Chinese meal up there for us, king 😢

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3 years

If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Scott Morrison bought tanks to defend a country that only has ocean borders.

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2 years

HANG IT IN THE FUCKING LOUVRE

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2 years

The Herald Sun made a bigger story out of Grace Tame refusing to smile for Scott Morrison than a literal death threat against Daniel Andrews by a sitting MP.

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1 year

1/2: When John Barilaro openly bragged about pork barrelling, the media didn’t publish his audio recordings as they “weren’t obtained with consent”. When Brittany Higgins’ accused Bruce Lehrmann of sexual assault, the media published her texts, without her consent.

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3 years

This man runs Australia.

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2 years

Footy WAGS: “Crime in the bayside is out of control” Also footy WAGS:

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3 years

Herald Sun: “oh my god look at this heartbreaking story about a totally ordinary Victorian ruined by Daniel Andrews and Labor… …that just so happens to coincidentally be a young Liberal”

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3 years

Update : @TimWilsonMP is a member of the Royal Brighton Yacht Club too. Totally cool and normal and definitely not a conflict of interest…

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2 years

This man accused Anthony Albanese of having a “quiet week” while in isolation

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1 year

This is an image from the Liberal Party’s Vote No campaign rally held over the weekend. What do you notice?

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3 years

If you ever feel stupid, just remember that @TimSmithMP shared an anti-Scott Morrison post thinking that it was an attack on Dan Andrews.

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2 years

The media: “how could such extremist views exist in Victoria” Also the media:

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2 years

If this tweet gets 20,000 likes, @jeff_kennett has to unveil @DanielAndrewsMP ’s statue.

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2 years

Amazing how none of these nuffies had a problem when: Tasmania sponsored Hawthorn FC Or when the NT sponsored Parramatta Or when Destination NSW sponsored the Socceroos Or when Visit Vic sponsored the AFL But apparently it’s a step too far when Visit Vic sponsors the Netball

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2 months

Saying we shouldn’t tax corporations in Australia because “they’ll leave” is fucking wild. Like they’re all mining companies tf they gonna do, move the mines? 💀

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2 years

HANG THIS IN THE FUCKING LOUVRE

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2 years

Hey @SkyNewsAust HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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3 years

It’s happening. Watch this space.

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3 years

10000 likes on this tweet and we’ll buy a billboard opposite this at Kew Junction with “Vote Josh Out” on it

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3 years

Legit not joking we’ll actually do this

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8 months

So, remember that guy who was bawling his eyes out about girls attending Newington? Turns out he has had a rather… colourful past, with some interesting interactions with the Liberal Party. And by “interesting” we mean being looked at as part of a bribery investigation.

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5 months

That was a quick jump off the bandwagon…

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8 months

So the kid that threw milk at on that bridge in the Yarra had a little bit of a meltdown over being caught. Idk lil bro, you may not have experienced this, but us commoners call this “the consequences of your actions”. Maybe think about that next time.

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13 days

This you?

Senator Matt Canavan

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14 days

Imagine a world where politicians have the gall to tell the rest of us not to lie.

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1 year

Watching the Liberal Party, and Murdoch media cry over the fact that they never got rid of Dan is hilarious. The fact that he resigned on his own terms will live with them for the rest of their miserable careers. Enjoy retirement, Dan.

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2 years

“We will adopt your baby”

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3 years

This is what we’d put up. Simple, but effective.

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2 years

Incel: In cell

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2 years

Manly players: ”I don’t want to wear a pride jersey because it contradicts my beliefs” The media: “so brave, warriors for free speech” Australian Netballers: “I don’t want to wear a Gina Rinehart-sponsored jersey because it contradicts my beliefs” The media: “unacceptable”

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3 years

Priceless.

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1 year

2/2: Why is the consent of a member of the political establishment so holy and respected to the media, yet the private messages of a woman who stands up for herself considered open slather? If you still think the media “holds the powerful to account”, you’ve got it all wrong.

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11 months

“Cut the Optus network”

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2 years

The entire organisation of Newscorp is having a whinge that Bradman is being “cancelled”, like as if they didn’t cancel Adam Goodes in the most vile, disgustingly vicious way possible.

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2 years

John Barilaro: “All I did was push a camera out of my way” This looks like a bit more more than “pushing”, John…

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3 years

> Keep America great You’re in Melbourne, dickhead

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“I don’t support the establishment of big nuclear facilities in Australia, I’m opposed to it” - Peter Dutton, 2nd March, 2023

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9 months

Never was, doesn’t have to be.

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7 months

This shit is like crack to me

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1 year

Liberals: “why don’t people want to vote for us anymore?” Also Liberals:

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2 years

Not only did Avi Yemini fail to fill in the correct paperwork due to his criminal record… He set up a donation page a whole day before he was supposedly “denied” entry to NZ/Aotearoa…

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2 years

Daniel Andrews won How could Daniel Andrews let this happen

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2 years

So Dominic Perrottet says he was “young and Naive” and didn’t understand the implications of dressing as a Nazi, yet won’t raise the age of criminal responsibility above 10? So apparently a 10 year old can understand right and wrong, but 21yo Dom Perrotet can’t?

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1 year

1/2 It’s astonishing that Newscorp and Fairfax have been endlessly crying for investigations into Dan Andrews for years, with those investigations always finding nothing. When their golden child Gladys is investigated the first time, she is immediately found to be corrupt.

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3 months

If you ever feel dumb, just remember that Dutton released a one page document on nuclear energy, asking people to vote for it, while simultaneously telling people to not vote for the Voice, because there was “not enough detail”

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2 years

Just a reminder that any Premier in Victoria that serves for more than 3000 days gets a statue. @jeff_kennett started this, because he expected to win a third term and get a statue of himself. Jeff lost and never got a statue. In February, you know who will? Daniel. Andrews.

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3 years

If you needed another reason to not vote Liberal, this is just a reminder that Deputy Liberal Leader @SouthwickMP and Victorian Liberal MLC Edward O’Donohue and are willing to rub shoulders with Avi Yemini.

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2 years

@TheCalebBond Caleb you work for the Herald Sun

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3 years

If you’re wondering why you haven’t heard anything from @matthewguymp or @LiberalVictoria , it’s because they held a press conference and only one person showed up. Not even their mates in the media care about them. #springst

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2 years

Imagine if everyone just stopped reading the Herald Sun

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2 years

Who’s gonna tell him

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9 months

This you?

Barnaby Joyce

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9 months

I don’t think it will be more beautiful when it is a view of foreign owned wind towers and transmission lines. Shame we want to wreck the joint.

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3 years

Today the ICAC hearings into Gladys Berejiklian’s alleged breaches of public trust begin today. The media’s silence has been absolutely deafening. If only they made as much noise about this as they did with IBAC in Vic last week.

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3 years

@TimSmithMP Good lord this is embarrassing, Tim

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Scott Morrison: *Secretly installs himself into five ministries without consulting the sitting minister and lies about being on holiday while half the country was on fire* Newscorp:

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2 years

Good evening. Just a reminder that Matthew Guy voted against sick pay for casual workers.

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2 years

It was “Dan set to lose his seat”, yet he won on Primary votes alone. It was to be a “hung parliament”, yet Labor’s majority has remained unchanged. It was “what happened on those stairs”, yet nobody cared. It’s almost as if the media has lost all its credibility.

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1 year

Here are the “Soccer Hooligans” that @3AWNeilMitchell was complaining about. Such a “violent” mob, harmlessly singing and dancing in the street with buskers!

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2 years

To all the cookers out there: I can guarantee that nobody genuinely cares about Dan getting a statue. The only reason we want it to happen, is because you all will have a full blown four-cheese melt, and that’s enough for us.

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3 years

Did anyone else notice that the final 1/3 of Scott Morrison’s net-zero booklet was all blank pages?

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If you ever feel like a failure in life, just remember that VicLibs ran their most aggressive, vitriolic campaign with the media openly campaigning for them, just for Labor to gain more seats.

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3 years

@swandane > having your golf trip cancelled > being executed with a cruise missile for having a different opinion Swanny: “these two are exactly the same”

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Under the Liberals, we had 23 boat arrivals, 46 intercepts, 103 disruptions at the place of departure. Not a peep from the press about most, if not all of them. Under Labor, a single boat arrival apparently warrants wall to wall coverage?

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9 months

“Boycott Woolies”, proudly brought to you by the party that tried to ban boycotts in 2019!

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3 years

Bernie Finn is a Victorian Liberal MP. He spoke at yesterday’s protest, where speakers called to “Hang Dan Andrews”/paraded a noose and gallows around the CBD. Do the VicLibs stand for violence against their opponents? Because their MPs stand with people that do.

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In case you were wondering why Peter Dutton is against the $3.6 billion pay offer for childcare workers, it’s because it’ll affect his profit margin.

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2 years

Since Scott Morrison came to office, the Liberal party has lost every single state and territory election they’ve contested. They have lost in Every. Single. Mainland. State.

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2 years

Today I learned that holding the previous Liberal government accountable is “brutalism”

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10 months

Go woke, win trophies

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8 months

Hey Sydney Morning Herald, is it a “broken promise” because they promised to fight stage 3 but didn’t? Or is it okay when the Liberals break their promise?

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The media: “Labor is being SLAMMED for their decision to…” The people “slamming” Labor:

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BELONGS IN A FUCKING MUSEUM

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This is an official Victorian Liberal ad, spotted at a 7/11 in Hallam. There are no political logos, and not a single mention of this ad being authorised by the Liberal Party. @AusElectoralCom , surely this violates at least some electoral laws?

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11 months

@theheraldsun Palestine is not Hamas. Why is it so controversial to be against violence?

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@Sauronlordking Who cares if you’re offended. Just using your own words

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This is the same party that tells you it’s Drag Queens who are the real threat to children.

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2 years

No Alan, you didn’t get cancelled because of your views. You got cancelled because you’re now irrelevant.

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Well maybe if she just pulled herself up by her bootstraps and stopped buying smashed avo, she could afford a house AND a lawsuit…

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Things Adam Goodes has achieved: 2× Brownlow Medals 2× AFL Premierships 3× Bob Skilton Medals 4× All Australians Things Avi Yemini has achieved: An unlawful assault conviction

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The Liberals weren’t the biggest losers of this election. It was the media. Their credibility and trust are completely gone, and for many, it’ll never come back. This is the consequence of not only being biased, but openly campaigning for the Liberal Party.

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@BenFordhamLive If you ever feel stupid, just remember that Ben Fordham used an example of the failures of coal as a reason to not switch to renewables.

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2 years

Ian Cook - the man that’s trying to unseat Dan in his own seat - ran a cooking company out of a kitchen that looked like this:

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2 years

Clive Palmer spent $100 million and got 1. Zero seats 2. A Labor government Lmao

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8 months

Even for Ben Fordham, this is stupid. Last night, Victoria’s largest, ageing coal station went offline, causing a blackout. Common sense says we need an alternative to ageing coal plants. Ben Fordham’s take? He blamed renewables. For a blackout caused by a coal station.

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Albo went on diplomatic trips. He has been transparent about going on them. He has never lied about his whereabouts. Morrison went on holiday during a natural disaster. He lied about even being overseas. “Airbus Albo” is a lazy comparison. You cannot compare the two.

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I guess it’s “keep politics out of sport” unless it’s politics you agree with, isn’t that right, Rita?

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Yet again, not a single @LiberalVictoria MP has condemned today’s protests. Why have they not condemned them yet again? This question deserves answering.

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Imagine turning Sexual Assault into a pun. Shame on you, Newscorp.

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2 years

Things Scott Morrison doesn’t hold: 1. A hose 2. Government

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1 year

ASTON. IS. RED.

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So I just stumbled across an ad from the Victorian Liberal senator Sarah Henderson, claiming the Waurn Ponds Station upgrade and road duplication as “Liberal Investments” One small problem… this was a Victorian Big Build project… by the current Labor Government.

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Peter Dutton said the Voice “lacked detail” Now he wants you to vote for this.

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IBAC hasn’t found Dan to be corrupt. ICAC has found that Gladys is corrupt. There’s a reason why Dan is in office, and Gladys resigned. They are not the same.

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1 year

@ Sam Newman noticed how nobody booed welcome to country? Go crawl back into your hole and be bitter about how you never won a flag xx

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After openly campaigning for the Liberals and getting completely and utterly embarrassed, the Herald Sun is literally acting as if the election never happened.

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Labor: *unanimously elects a leader* Liberals: *elect a leader who wins 17-16, kicks out MPs for associating with extremists and is at constant threat of a leadership spill* Baxendale: “labor is divided”

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Jacinta Allan has taken the reins of a divided Victorian Labor Party and been forced to accept her leadership rival as a deputy, as MPs make it clear that they want an end to the autocratic ways of the Andrews era. #springst

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