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Imagine something funny. Now imagine if it wasn’t. Not so funny now is it?

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@BoyYeetsWorld Absolute killing machine underneath

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IVE PEAKED

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@w_Mlabateki @lucyyyliu Now imagine if you had thought about it that way

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@airbagged I like to imagine he would post positively about rolling stone

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@jazz_inmypants I’m a gymnast

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Stand for what you believe in @ChipotleTweets

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@AxolotlSmiling Now imagine it was funny… pretty funny right

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@evildanevil What they look like

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5 years

Nobody: Instagram after spring splash: “Splashin!” “Spring Splashin” “No one else I’d want to splash with” “Splish Splash!” “Drip, drip, (spring) Splash!”

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I once paid $314 on an underage drinking ticket, I blew a .01. One sip of beer only costed $86 less then the fine Jacob Anderson paid for committing one of the most inexcusable, heinous crimes imaginable. Let that sink in...

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@goodatdoom @weirddalle They know what they did

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@equine__dentist Try Sisyphean

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@libsoftiktok What’s the issue? The boy picked out the dress himself cause he liked it? He seems very articulate and comfortable sharing his emotions, which I can’t see why someone would find that as a problem?

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One taught me love, one taught me patience and one taught me pain

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@ChaosMs0n @clairesonn Yeah but she said Thursday... that’s much funnier

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@farringt0n Please be today please be today please be today

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Yikes, unfollowing him now! I’m a big fan of his politics but I didn’t realize that Kanye made rap music

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@TaylorYoungling @PUA_DATING_TIPS This pickup line sucks

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@RemnantPodFan @LavenderNRed @Toure ppl really do get mad about absolutely anything on this site

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@darthchandler_ We just chillin

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Freshman year: did all my homework and drank occasionally Sophomore year: drink all the time and do homework occasionally

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@kumandgo Before you Go make sure you Kum

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@UwwBarstool Umm excuse me??

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Wow, well if Alexis Erickson, the Native American, isn’t offended then why did the Falls even bother to change the name??

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@LameAsChris

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If you guys are tired of seeing my face image how I feel

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@evildanevil So mysterious

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@eyyelyse They are at rwb after winning the random name drawing sweepstakes for a sixth time

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Sometimes I think smart then I remember the time I tried to put a cup of water in the microwave but it didn’t fit so I poured some of the water out and then tried putting it back in

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Three pine trees with a sun in the background Forever!

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So that’s why I had perfect attendance 😔😔

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@PeetingDisorder Does that mean you’re not longer mutuals with your son?

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5 years

I saw my ex’s family last night, they ran straight up to me, hugged me and said with tears in their eyes... The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds...

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4 years

teacher: okay i randomly paired you guys, please get in your groups the mfs i get paired with:

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6 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever gotten an email from your professor saying class has been canceled

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3 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been a globally popular meme with a lot of potential but completely failed to capitalize on it and instead of being a paid influencer you now use it just as a quick little ice breaker... cause same

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HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP.

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On Saint Patrick’s day I’m gonna wear a jean jacket, green shirt and black jeans, then I’m gonna take a shot everytime I see a girl with the same outfit

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5 years

New kicks

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4 years

Maybe the new mascot isn’t a name at all, maybe it’s the friends we made along the way

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5 years

Today my target bagger said “your recipt is in the bag” and I responded with “thanks you too” this is rock bottom

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3 years

WHO is still making these memes??

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5 years

POV - you’re my phone watching me go through college girls Snapchat stories the night after a party:

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1 year

BeReal allowing people to see how many retakes you took is criminal

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5 years

One time I asked a girl on a date and she unadded me on Snapchat

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2 years

Hey Mr. The Situation can I please have some money for lunch today?

Mike The Situation ☝🏻

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We have a Situation @netflix ‼️ @JerseyShore 💫

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Ok but here’s my nephew showing his artwork to his 4K zoom class and they all started clapping 🥺

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@masonramsey Please mason, don’t steal my girl again, I can’t sleep at night

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This is the greatest filter Snapchat has ever released

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@GabeRojas23 Hey that’s me!!

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If you’re ever feeling unattractive just post a picture on Facebook and watch all of your moms friends compliment you saying how cute and grown up you look

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Girls post “ask me questions” on their Instagram stories just to flex on everyone by posting every time someone writes “You’re so pretty!!” Like that’s not even a damn question

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My moms online 1st grade class sounds exhausting but omg does it look so cute

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5 years

My new favorite activity is going on Global Venmo and liking/commenting on random payments

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My children’s psychology professor: “ok class let’s go around the room and share why you’ve taken this course?” Me: “I absolutely despise children and want to learn all of their weaknesses” Prof: Me: Prof: “Excellent”

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Another year of asking why isn’t Election Day a national holiday?

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5 years

Shoutout to future teachers who are blacking out on whiteclaw and vodka lemonades one year and being in charge of educating the youth the next

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Driving all the way to Menomonee falls to fill up gas because it’s .99¢ instead of Milwaukee where it’s $1.13

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3 years

Bank account: +$1400 Me at Bed, Bath and Beyond: I’ll have the Beyond

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4 years

Hello this is my impression of a guy who doesn’t watch the news and is running errands in Minneapolis

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Bruh I fumbled the bag so hard

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4 years

These black screens on IG piss me off! The whole point of the movement was to not post regular bullshit today so news can be more widespread but there’s more posts than ever and they are all useless! so now the news is hidden and it’s defeating the whole fucking point!

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4 years

These are the rules of the game tonight... may the strongest liver survive

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@TweetPotato314 Alvin and two other chipmunks

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Whitewater really expects me to walk through the pouring the rain just to sit through an hour lecture where it’s 80 degrees and there is no a/c... fuck that I’m skipping

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Sorry for being selfish but I deserve so much better than what I get

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@cottoncandaddy

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Someone fucking help me

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3 years

good morning! daily reminder that i could fuck both your parents and the one person on earth that you love but choose not to. i love u all have an amazing day!

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“Interrupts Joe” was a poor decision to add to the drinking game in retrospect

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@dailytaykupdate Damn maybe tomorrow

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6 years

I’d rather be single

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My boyfriend and I have tried this new thing where every morning we say good morning and we give one another a quote to motivate each other for the day. It’s been really beautiful.

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Might fuck around and shake my ass tonight

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5 years

Honestly Mother Nature is being really rude right now

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Me typing “😂” whenever the girl I like attempts to make a joke

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An anti vax customer said today “do you know how much women are gonna pay for my sperm?” And I said “but you’re 5’7”’ then he got super pissed and left

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I saw a girl crying on a bench while a campus tour walked by her... finals week probably isn’t the best time to visit

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Guys be like “I can’t wait for Halloween” then dress up like a cop and sexually harass women

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If you ever feel poor just know that my debit card got declined buying an Arizona

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@RobDenBleyker Hasn’t made any bad takes recently either, maybe he’s turning his life around

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I always wear a backwards hat and a football jersey when getting my car checked so the mechanic thinks I’m one of the white dudes who cares about cars

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That’s evil!! How come nobody is talking about this??

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WWE's John Cena surprises Make-A-Wish 7-year-old with cancer

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All I do is get W’s baby 💯💯

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The sexual tension when you first sat down next to someone after the new seating chart

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5 years

Santa can deliver presents to everyone in the world in one night so why tf does it take UPS 2 weeks to deliver one shirt foh

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"Dude I just got to say, that fucking concert you posted on your snap story, that was fucking dope dude!" ~literally fucking no one, ever

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4 years

Bullying is ok if it’s funny

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I’m so tired I accidentally set a timer for 6 minutes and 45 seconds instead of an alarm at 6:45am, it was a pretty fast sleep

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Look at me, I’ve been health conscious for sooooooo long

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Coronavirus experts warn people to stop kissing as UK crisis continues to grow

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We are closed Nobody wants to work They are all kung foo fighting

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5 years

Doctor: you have 7 months to live Me: make it 3

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Weather in Wisconsin is sorta like the super drunk annoying dude at parties who keeps talking to you and you’re like “ugh, fuck not this guy” until he leaves and the party is nice again, but he just keeps fucking coming back to talk to you

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She unadded me after this. Women really ain’t shit 😔😔