Theresa @tlcprincess Twitter profile

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Theresa

5 years

what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if what if - Anxiety

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Theresa

@tlcprincess

6 months

My husband just told me he believes he could land a plane and then a minute later told me he thinks our cookie jar is too difficult to open

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@tlcprincess

6 years

You're A Mean One, Mr. Trump #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong

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@tlcprincess

7 years

#YoureARealAdultWhen you make your own doctors appointments

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Today I turn 38. It’s been a difficult year losing my dad, and this first birthday without him breaks my heart. I know he’d want me to celebrate, and live my life with love, compassion, laughter, and happiness. So that’s just what I’m doing.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

#90sWereTheBestBecause this is how I communicated with friends.

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@tlcprincess

8 years

My favourite position is bound and determined.

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@tlcprincess

8 years

Relationship status: just said goodnight to my living room.

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@tlcprincess

6 years

YAASterday #BeatlesSongsForMillennials

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@tlcprincess

4 years

This is 40

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@tlcprincess

6 years

wore a t-shirt that said Ben Affleck's Future Girlfriend

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@davestopera

6 years

what's the most mid 2000s thing you ever did? mine was use an iTunes code from the cap of a Mountain Dew Code Red to download a Bloodhound Gang song

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@tlcprincess

6 years

I don’t always feel great about my body...but tonight, I really fucking do

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@tlcprincess

8 years

Hey ladies- you know what kind of body you need for a bikini? The one you have.

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@tlcprincess

5 years

This is 39. All I want for my birthday is for you to share your selfie with me!! Show me them faces!!

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@tlcprincess

8 years

You're a mean one, Mr. Trump #OneWordOffChristmas @midnight

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@tlcprincess

7 years

#IfItWerentForDogs how would we know who’s a good boy?

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@tlcprincess

2 months

I am 1 year smoke free. Feeling so proud!!

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@tlcprincess

5 years

I’ve never owned a swim suit like this. I was nervous to even buy it. But I fucking love it. I am who I am, and that’s just fine.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

#90sWereTheBestBecause we all learned the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air song

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Waking up early for cartoons #NostalgiaIn5Words

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Girls Just Want To Have Fundamental Rights #MakeASongSerious

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@tlcprincess

9 years

#ImSorryNotSorryAbout this Brady Brunch selfie. http://t.co/3orLd7iYEV

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@tlcprincess

5 years

I don’t care what the twatwaffles or imbeciles think of me #IsWhatMakesMeFearless

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Kept selfie unfiltered #PersonalVictoryIn3Words

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@tlcprincess

4 years

Fuck it. Send.

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@tlcprincess

8 years

Good luck today, America. I'll clear off my couch for you, just in case. Love, a Canadian #ElectionDay

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@tlcprincess

6 years

#IdRatherWalkBarefootOverLegos and eat glass than have to introduce myself in a group setting

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@tlcprincess

5 years

Because I am a gift

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@tlcprincess

5 years

To the people who tell me they hate my selfies, I’m a narcissist, ugly stupid , bad eyebrows, saggy tits, whatever. Thank you. You’re a reminder that this world needs more kindness, and if it’s not coming from you, then I’ve got to up my own game and be kinder & love harder. ✌🏻❤️

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@tlcprincess

8 years

If you want to know the definition of irony, don't call Alanis Morissette. #RoastThe90s

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Today is my birthday!! #MakeABirthdayBetterBy sending me a selfie of YOU!!

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@tlcprincess

8 years

It can't and you know it. #How2016CanRedeemItself

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Darryl Strawberry Fields Forever #AthleteSongs @midnight

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@tlcprincess

5 years

This selfie #MyGreatestAccomplishment

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@tlcprincess

8 years

All of us are broken. Pick up someone's pieces today, and help them back together.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Happy Birthday, I'm Terrific. #TrumpWritesHallmarkCards

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@tlcprincess

6 years

I wrote this, give it a read if you’re so inclined. Thanks to @macleans magazine for giving me a chance to put down in words what I’ve been wanting to say for some time. ❤️ #BellLetsTalk

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@tlcprincess

5 years

Coke is better than Pepsi don’t @ me #ItsNotUpForDebate

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@tlcprincess

7 years

The Salivation Army #BadThriftShopNames

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@tlcprincess

8 years

If someone says "Hey you guys", and you don't hear it like Sloth from The Goonies, then we can't be friends.

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@tlcprincess

5 years

Like this selfie please #MyBiggestWishIn4Words

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@tlcprincess

6 years

No matter how prepared you are,how many times you say I love you, you’re never ready when they go. My daddy passed away this morning,mom by his side. Words cannot describe how much he will be missed by us all.

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Theresa

@tlcprincess

6 years

No makeup no filters no good lighting. Just me.

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@tlcprincess

9 years

#TodaysKidsWillNeverKnow what it's like to have your friends just show up at your house, on their bikes, and ask you to come out for a ride.

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@tlcprincess

3 years

The best day ❤️❤️❤️

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@tlcprincess

7 years

I was in my 30's before i found out that relish is made of pickles. #ConfessToSomethingStupid

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@tlcprincess

5 years

#YouMightBeAMusicSnob if you insist on controlling the music in the car

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@tlcprincess

6 years

For you to like this selfie #MySilliestWish

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@tlcprincess

6 years

#StephenMillersTheTypeOfGuy who identifies with Scar and not Mufasa.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

That's where my mom hangs out #WhyIDontUseFacebook

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@tlcprincess

5 years

The young cashier at Walmart today looked at my shirt and asked “is that a band? What a weird name for a band; The Doors” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Taken a selfie. This is my 1st one! How did I do? #OrdinaryThingIveNeverDone

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@tlcprincess

4 years

throwback to when I used to feel gorgeous

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@tlcprincess

3 years

This is 41.

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@tlcprincess

5 years

#TheBestPhotoIEverTook of myself

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@tlcprincess

6 years

When people say “I seen” #AnnoysMeMoreThanAnything

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Men telling me to smile #MakeMeAngryIn5Words

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@tlcprincess

7 years

The lego treadmill #BadLegoSets

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@tlcprincess

4 years

Something about hitting 40...making me feel so damn fine

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@tlcprincess

8 years

Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded.

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Passing notes while in class #NostalgiaIn5Words

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@tlcprincess

5 years

Like my selfie please, thanks #UnwrittenRulesIn5words

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@tlcprincess

8 years

#ImAlwaysOkWith people who laugh so hard they cry. My favourite kind of people.

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@tlcprincess

6 years

So strangers could tell me I’m pretty. Duh. #WhyIJoinedTwitter

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@tlcprincess

6 years

#WhenIMultitask it’s trying to get my face, my drink, and my boobs all in one picture.

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@tlcprincess

5 years

I hate men who say “where’s my hug?” Uhhh I don’t know, where’s your mom at?

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@tlcprincess

5 years

I cry a lot. And sometimes I take selfies like this. And it’s okay. #BellLetsTalk

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@tlcprincess

6 years

I AM the drunk aunt #MyDrunkAuntSaid

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Imagine having such a garbage life that all you do is insult strangers on the Internet?

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@tlcprincess

5 years

ugh remember when i looked this good

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Realize just how important your friendships are. They're something that can last a lifetime. #AdviceForBackToSchool

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Your parents won’t be here forever, spend as much time with them as possible #RemindYourYoungerSelf

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@tlcprincess

8 years

*Opens Twitter No notifications. (Whispers) Am I dead??

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Home Alone #MovieTitleMyDatingLife

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Alert the media, I just finished my bottles of shampoo and conditioner at the same time

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Nice rack #ReindeerPickUpLines

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@tlcprincess

7 years

You know what pairs really well with a bottle of wine? A second bottle.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

#YouCanTellALotAbout someone by the way they treat the waiter.

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@tlcprincess

8 years

#MyCatThinks she takes better selfies than me.

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Theresa

@tlcprincess

6 years

Nearly 38 and feeling fine 💅🏻

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Am I drunk ??

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Not using filters for selfie #PerfectDayIn5Words

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@tlcprincess

6 years

#TwitterShouldBe a place where you can just be yourself. If it’s selfies or jokes or inspirational or games or all of that, or none of that, just be you. But please, be kind to others.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

I hope I'm using the right amount of beard conditioner #HipsterShowerThoughts

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@tlcprincess

6 years

#NextYearIPromiseTo take more selfies

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@tlcprincess

6 years

The best one #NationalSelfieDay

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@tlcprincess

7 years

#90sWereTheBestBecause I bought these @drmartens and I still wear them.

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Peeing on stage to establish dominance #StrangeInaugurationActs

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@tlcprincess

6 years

#LifesTooShortFor caring about twitter trolls

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Day 65 without sex. Rode my bicycle over every pothole and bump in the road i could find.

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@tlcprincess

5 years

In someone else’s relationship #WrongPlacesToFindLove

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Because a stand-off here is just 2 people, about to walk through a doorway, saying "sorry, you go first" #WhyILoveCanada

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@tlcprincess

6 years

Must rhyme with orange #OddPasswordRequirements

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@tlcprincess

7 years

Thomas the Skank Engine #TakeTheJoyOutOfAToy

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@tlcprincess

8 years

#WhenIWasYourAge we played outside until the street lights came on.

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@tlcprincess

6 years

This took me sooooo long and so so many attempts. Makeup is not my strong suit. But drinking beer is and I’ll be doing that shortly so Happy Halloween, friends! If you’re partying tonight have fun and be safe!! #FatBlackSwan