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Nic

@tismenic70

2 years

So.. this little shabby, stone stile has won #StileCup2022 ! #CreswellCrags #myphoto 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Nic

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3 years

This beautiful boy.. Passed away in his sleep last night. God I'll miss him so much Love you Pooch, ❤️

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1 year

I'm 53 today! 53! How did that happen? Birthday weekend selfie. Off for a school residential today... Send wishes! 🥳🎈 🎉

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5 years

#NationalTellAJokeDay BREAKING : A man was admitted to hospital this morning with several plastic horses in his stomach. A hospital spokesperson has reported that he is now in a stable condition.. 🙄 🐴 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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3 years

@DickKingSmith My son's footage of penguins.. Taken in October in the Falklands.. .

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3 years

51 today! 51!🙈🙈 #birthdaygirl

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7 years

#ThingsThatLeaveBritainReeling people not using there, their and they're correctly

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3 years

Really pleased.. This photo of mine came 95th out of 1229 photos.. That'll do!

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4 years

Anyone else NOT putting their Christmas tree up today? 🤔 🎄

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5 years

A bloke from Barnsley goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue of mi pet whippet?" The goldsmith says 'of course I can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?" The man replies :"Nay ye daft lad....' chewin' a bone'll do fine."🙈 #YorkshireDay #classicjoke

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2 years

My boyfriend keeps making me tea like this.. Should I dump him? #AwfullyBritishProblemPage

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2 years

It's my birthday! 🥳 52! How did that happen? #birthday Send wishes.. If you wish ❤️

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishFears Getting this cup of tea

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishFakeUKFacts Everyone knows when to put the correct colour bin out

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5 years

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart " Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven." Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."🎶 #NationalTellajokeday

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20 days

How old will you be this year? I'll be 54 in May...

Ian Charles

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I'll be 65 in November. 4½ years older than Farage 😲😉 How old will you be this year?

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2 years

Last day of 51! Off out.. dinner later. #RedLippyOn 💄 💋

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishReasonsToCry Was given this.

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6 years

#GrowingUpBritish Sunday bath night..with vosene and matey...🙈🙈

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5 years

Just been for a job interview.. Interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure... I said... yes of course I can.. and I also do an excellent version of Bohemian Rhapsody too... #nationaltellajokeday #tellajokeday

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2 years

Christmas Eve last year

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3 years

#Twitter4Smiles @CarlBovisNature This photo of my old garden robin makes me smile ☺

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3 years

I'm sooo happy 😊 #robin #scarneck #GardenBirds #TwitterNatureCommunity #DDOR @DickKingSmith

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishMumSayings Take your coat off or you'll not feel the benefit when you go out side!

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3 years

Hands up if you remember knowing that you must've been poorly when you were a kid... if your mum bought you a bottle of this? #lucozade #70sKid 🖐️

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Nic

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6 months

Good morning ☕ Just a few autumn photos that I like. I hope you like them too 🍁🍂

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3 months

How old will you be this year? I'll be 54! Can't wait! Loving my 50s!

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3 years

Today's watercolour 🎨 I hope you like it. 😊🐝

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3 years

So pleased with my photo of Staithes beck.. Came 8th place! My highest placing yet! 📸 Do you agree though? 📷✨✨✨✨

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Nic

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2 years

I challenge you to find a grater photo than this..

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishBedtimeRoutines Bathtime

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4 years

#AwfullyBritish999Calls Help! Someone made me weak tea!

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5 years

#NationalReadABookDay A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street.. I said 'where are you going with that?' 'Narnia business' I only asked! #bookjoke

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1 year

Off out! Will I do? 🤔 #ChristmasDo

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2 years

#AwfullyBritishMumSayings Drink this.. You'll be fine

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7 years

#makeafilmtotallyBritish 50 shades of earl grey ☕

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4 years

BREAKING : a lorry carrying a consignment of omega 3 capsules has overturned due to the high winds.. A spokesperson said the driver will be fine.. He's just suffered a few super fish oil injuries... #StormDenis #StormDennis

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4 years

Yorkshire signage

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1 year

One a scale of one two five, how how good are you at proof reading? 🤔 #FridayFeeling

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5 years

#WorldSmileDay Love this spike milligan poem 😊

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5 years

#AwfullyBritishWaysToKeepWarm Plenty of hot crumpet

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4 years

Just been for a job interview.. Interviewer asked me if I could perform under pressure... I said... yes of course I can.. and I also do an excellent version of Bohemian Rhapsody too... #UKpunday

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Nic

@tismenic70

4 years

My eldest son is stationed in the Falklands... His day off today.. And he's sent me photos of gentoo penguins 😍📸🐧

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@tismenic70

4 years

Right twitter.. I need some love and hugs sending for my little pooch.. Went for a walk.. Was attacked by a large German shepherd.. He's now awaiting surgery to his neck where his skins been ripped. I'm gutted.

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishWaysToKeepCool Drink a hot cup of tea

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4 years

Went to my mate's yesterday and she kept talking to her cat. Intelligent cat don't get me wrong but does she seriously think he understands everything that's said to him? . . When I came home, I told my little dog all about it... Goodness.. How we laughed! #LoveYourPetDay #jokes

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4 years

To buy a cardy that fits? 🤔

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3 years

#AwfullyBritishFakeHistory Robin Hood died from getting menintightus

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4 years

Breaking :Whilst reporting on #StormEllen , A TV weatherman has been blown over and broken both his legs and arms. A spokesperson for the company said the reporter is OK and will be live from his hospital bed with his four casts....

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4 years

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were making a movie about classical composers. Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart " Bruce Willis, "So.. I'll be Beethoven." Schwarzenegger announced, "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."🎶 #UKpunday

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4 years

#InCaseINeverSeeYouAgain here's a beautiful sunset..

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10 months

Out.. #RedLippyOn At a family do.!

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Nic

@tismenic70

4 years

Photos.. From birth to 49....and now.. Well last week! 🤣 🤣 🤣 Happy 50th birthday to me! Can't have a party... In isolation lockdown... Send me some wishes please, 😘💋 thanks 😘💋

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Nic

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1 year

So today is Ash Wednesday and I will be giving up using spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... .. It's going to be Excel Lent... #AshWednesday

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@tismenic70

2 years

So very true! #dogsoftwitter

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1 year

#RedLippyOn 💄 💋 Out out. Will I do? 🤔

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11 months

Today I found out that my eldest son is mentioned in the King's birthday honours list for his service within the RAF He's earned his honours unlike some. Soooooooo proud. I hope you are too. ✨

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8 months

If thy child is ill administer this and crown court on the telly.. #AwfullyBritishHouseRules

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2 years

Something completely different for me. Sausage, chips and egg.. Yes? No?

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3 years

So... I tried another watercolour dragonfly.. Yes? No? I knows you'll all be muting me if you already haven't? 🙈 #Watercolour #AmateurArtist

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4 years

I knows there's not many.. But where are the roast potato lovers? 🤔 #crispy #fluffy Give us a shout !

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3 years

67th place out of 1700+ photos I'm pleased with that! #amateurphotography

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2 years

#AwfullyBritishWaysToKeepWarm Sunday night bathtime!

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3 years

Chippy tea by the sea!

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3 years

So today is Ash Wednesday and I will be giving up using spreadsheets for 40 days and 40 nights... It's going to be Excel Lent... #AshWednesday

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2 years

I went to see my doctor yesterday.. I said.. Doctor .. I think I'm addicted to twitter.. He replied.. I'm so sorry.. I don't follow you.. #nationaltellajokeday @Twitter

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5 years

#MakeAHorrorFilmLessScary See saw

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#WednesdayWindows Isn't it marvellous?!,, 🥰

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishGuiltyPleasures Fish and chips at the seaside

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4 years

#AsWeBritsLikeToSay Turn big light off.. It's like Blackpool illuminations in 'ere

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3 years

So... Here's my fantastic news 😍🤗📸

Dreams Edge Publishing

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3 years

Breaking News: Also will be available in e-book and here is the e-book cover. Great photos by Nicola Jones a real talent.

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3 years

This little lad as now 6ft 3 22 year old and just had his electrical engineering exam results though at 8pm on a Saturday night... And passed! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 #qualified #proudmum

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3 years

Look who was waiting for me 🥰❤️ #scarneck #DDOR #robin #GardenBirds #TwitterNatureCommunity @DickKingSmith

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3 years

#AwfullyBritishScaryThings This tea!

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4 years

I have a ickle hedgehog! 😍🦔

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3 years

My first watercolour bumblebee 🐝 Need to practise wings!

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4 years

Why is it.. That when you tweet something nice/silly/fun... Some people just have to try and put you down?.. Nothing better to do I suppose 🤷‍♀️ Well.. I'm just going to carry on doing what I do.. So.. Here's my gratest picture!

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3 years

I love this photo 📸 Worth a click? ❤️

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3 years

Hi Twitter! A double dose of robin to cheer you up today! #DDOR A favourite pic from several months back. Click on for bigger picture ❤️ #TwitterNatureCommunity #robin #scarneck #GardenBirds #countryfile @Natures_Voice @DickKingSmith

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4 years

Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table? That was Sir Cumference... . . Apparently..he acquired his size from eating too much pi..... #NationalPiDay #maths

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3 years

Today my mum hugged me for the first time since January 2020... ❤️

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4 years

My teacher once told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic. But cos we're in lock down I thought I'd give it a go.. so far I've made three jugs and a vase and they're lovely. #wednesdaywit #lockdownhumour #BitOfFun .

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4 years

So we're all supposed to be being kind.. Thinking of others and trying to stay positive. I put on jokes.. They maybe terrible.. But I know they make some of you smile or groan. But there's no need to be nasty.. I have deleted one too many lately because of replies. #justsaying

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3 years

I've sat it worse places for a spot of lunch

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Nic

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3 years

Was going to post a negative post about some men on twitter and their comments (long story) .. Then I realised it was just SOME men. Thank you to all the men AND women who support me on here. I am truly thankful ❤️ Keep being fabulous ✨

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3 years

Hi there ☕ ✨ My favourite morning visitor! Have a great day everyone ✨ #DDOR #GardenBirds #TwitterNatureCommunity

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5 months

Will I do? Christmas do tonight 🤶🥂

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2 years

I've eaten lunch with worserer views

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3 years

I've been overwhelmed with everyone's condolences for my little pooch today If I haven't already thanked you.. Then thank you.. You really are so wonderful ❤️ I'll just post his last ever photo My bestest friend ♥️ Love you so much, mate

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3 years

#AwfullyBritishEtiquette remember to turn the big light out.. It's not the Blackpool illuminations you know

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4 years

#AwfullyBritishTwitterProblems When people post cuppas they've made and they look like this..

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4 years

A lion and a witch were carrying a wardrobe down the street.. I said 'where are you going with that?' 'Narnia business' How rude! I only asked! #bookjoke #UKpunday

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10 months

End of year! Off out with colleagues for a curry and 🥂 #RedLippyOn 💄 💋

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3 years

Think twitter needs penguins right now.! Some of my son's footage from when he was in the Falklands. #Penguins #BeKind #staypositive

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5 years

#hitmewithyourbestpun My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together... Boring at first.. but later on, it gets riveting!

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8 months

I think these are the most perfect vine tomatoes that I have ever grown. I grew them as an experiment by using an old aldi tomato that I sliced and put into compost. Who knew!? 🍅 #Homegrown

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Nic

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1 year

@DadJokeMan Brrr... ❄ My windscreen was frozen this morning.. Couldn't find my scraper.... Tried using my supermarket loyalty card.. Was rubbish... I only got 10% off!

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3 years

A 70s treat..who remembers the kitchen full of steam!? #70schild