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5 months

I’ve never once planted mint in my garden, but last year I grew some in a container on the porch and guess what? There’s mint growing in my garden now, a good 80 feet from the porch. I think this plant is bent on world domination

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10 months

My husband just installed a hook for me to hang my rings while I’m in kitchen rolling dough, etc 🤩

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3 months

Does every little boy line up his cars like this or is it just mine?

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10 months

HOLY MOLY YOU GUYS THAT WAS NOT MY RING. I EVEN TOOK THIS PICTURE AND DIDNT NOTICE. HE USED THIS AS A TRICKSY WAY OF GIVING ME A NEW RING I AM AN IDIOT

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10 months

My husband just installed a hook for me to hang my rings while I’m in kitchen rolling dough, etc 🤩

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10 months

I WAS BRAGGING ON HIM GIVING ME A HOOK WHEN HE WAS GIVING ME A RING IM SCREAMING !!!!

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1 year

The first time my husband ever held my hand I thought it was so nice & masculine the way he just reached for it while walking downtown, but when I bring it up now he's like "yeah you're really spacey & it looked like you were about to wander into traffic, I was afraid for you"

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2 months

My grandfather just died & you know what my dad reported he was doing on his deathbed? Praying for a woman who asked him to pray for her. You want to talk about a way to go out of this world, that’s the way to go out of this world. What a man.

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5 months

Being a mom is humbling bc you get to see all the dopey mannerisms you didn’t know you had copied by someone who’s like 2.5 feet tall

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2 months

My sewing supplies have just been loose in various drawers but we just finished this tin of cookies. Are y’all thinking what I’m thinking?

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1 year

I know this homeschool family that has twin daughters that just graduated hs and it appears that instead of going to college their parents helped them open a coffee shop and honestly that’s kind of brilliant?

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5 months

@ryancduff I cut my sandwich like this today and I’ll be honest you really did something here

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9 months

I really just need everyone to see this brilliant soap dish

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10 months

@AmysMargin Untangling necklaces 🤌🏻

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1 year

A friend gifted me this book bc one thing I wished had been different w my first was my postpartum food situation and this time I’m hoping to be so much more prepared and nourished 🥹

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4 months

I’m saying it again: ladies 👏🏻 love 👏🏻special 👏🏻 little 👏🏻 drinks. Simplest way to keep a woman happy and I’m dead serious about it

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K bought me a surprise cherry cola Olipop when he was running errands and I'm telling you, this is INCREDIBLE, better than a dozen roses, I LOVE it.

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29 days

That cute, happy, refreshed look your baby gives you in the morning as though he didn’t terrorize your entire household all night long

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5 months

You hear all this stuff about boy clothes not being as cute as little girl clothes but like…have you seen dinosaur jammies where they have little dino feet? Or a hooded towel that makes them look like a little shark?? I mean come on now

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5 months

@realgirl_fieri The sheer number of blueberries IYKYK

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8 months

The fact that I’m still using frozen kale & cherry tomatoes from last year’s garden feels elite

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1 year

This girl who was super mean to me in middle school is now stably married with kids, goes to church, and homebirths and honestly I love that so much

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10 months

I grew up very innocent and then in grad school I met a guy who said he grew stuff in his closet and I was like, “That’s so cool! What?” and he said “. . .tomatoes 😉.” Anyway he lent me a grow light and I started actually growing tomatoes and cabbages in my closet.

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5 months

@drthmik lol I know about mint, hence planting it in a container away from the garden 😂

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1 year

The whole "you don't need a man" ethos is so ingrained in all of us that it took me till 28 years old to realize that a man opening the car door for you isn't a nice gesture, it's to literally *protect* you

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4 months

@TheFoxMatriarch I’ve been pretty overwhelmed lately and I mentioned that making breakfast in the morning was starting to feel extra hard and for like 2 weeks now every morning when I come downstairs he has breakfast on the table for me & the 2yo is already fed 🥹

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1 year

MIL asked me recently what I’m doing that the toddler is so wickedly smart and I was like “honestly it’s all just him” but deep down I was like “the amount of saturated fat (meat, eggs, dairy) this boy eats would horrify you, Sandra”

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2 years

You guys, I—

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5 months

@DuckieLouise Saaaaaame. A big part of being married is mutual care- and that means there are times you set yourself aside & just care for your partner. Immediate postpartum is one of those times. This girl doesn’t know what she doesn’t know

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1 year

One of my best habits as a homemaker is making the day’s dinner whenever I have the chance to, even if that’s like 10AM, rather than waiting until 4 or 5 PM when I risk being already tired and overstimulated

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6 months

Are all the moms who were extremely crunchy like 2 years ago letting go of a lot of things bc I feel like a lot of us are starting to relax a bit & it feels good

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11 months

My grandma died this year and my grandpa says that the last few years where they were caring for each other even in sickness (& she couldn’t walk or hardly eat, etc) was the most love they ever felt for each other. This after 60 years of marriage. Aim to finish well, y’all.

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1 year

Just saw a baby shower idea where you ask everyone to bring a postpartum freezer meal & honestly I hope someone on here will steal that idea bc it is brilliant

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3 months

@BTCMinstrel Thanks, yeah, he’s definitely not autistic. It’s just a cute thing 😄

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9 months

Yknow even if the pork ends up being a bust I’ve made a pretty nice lemon blueberry bundt cake, at least

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4 months

Unpopular fashion opinion but I actually love crop tops. I wear them with high waisted midi skirts and my midriff doesn’t show but I don’t have to deal with any weird shirt tucking. They hit the waist just right

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9 months

Oh to be a baby receiving a thousand million kisses a day and pretending to be eaten by mommy

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2 months

Admittedly it’s been a whole week since I cleaned this sink but like, come ON (this is where I wash my hands when I come in from the garden)

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2 months

Was asked to go through my (late) grandma's jewelry box and she had bracelets in there I had made her as a tiny little girl

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5 months

Hardest substance known to man isn’t diamond or titanium or whatever else. It’s a toddler head being thrown around and crashing into your head

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3 months

Husband claims he doesn’t like my dumb reality show but he asks me to pause it when he leaves the room for a minute 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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8 months

We’re in business. Threw some chocolate chip cookies in the oven, too, because why not? It’s snowing!

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8 months

Last night I put oatmeal in the crock pot (1c steel cut oats to 4c water) overnight and when we woke up this morning breakfast was hot & ready and honestly 10/10 on a busy Sunday morning

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1 year

Complaining to my husband that canning pumpkins is hard on a 95/100 degree day while pregnant, I need to sit down, it's hot, etc. and he's like, "You know you don't have to be canning pumpkins" and honestly WHY did God make husbands so reasonable

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7 months

Nursing the baby when I hear a loud crash in the kitchen and toddler feet running toward me. “I just ate a whole butter,” he announces. I guess there goes my butter dish? 😅

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8 months

Chickpea pasta is, in fact, as disgusting as you think it is

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5 months

Yes I’m eating ancestrally

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9 months

You guys. My MIL got saved. My husband has been praying for her for 7 years. It was finally watching his steadfast faith when he went through a major personal crisis last year- & watching God show up through it- that finally convinced her. She was baptized today.

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5 months

I remember being 15 and dreaming of having a big garden full of flowers and herbs and wearing a big floppy sunhat. Now here I am with a big garden full of flowers and herbs and wearing a big floppy sunhat. Complete w pink ribbon. I am quite literally, as they say, livin the dream

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1 year

Lowkey nervous about the 1 to 2 kid transition. Specifically, having a newborn and a toddler at the same time. I welcome any tips y'all might have

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10 months

2yo: there’s a plant growing in there! Me: huh??? 2yo: a plant growing in there!!! ….he had put a squash seed in there a while ago and now we’re growing a squash plant in our humidifier

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5 months

Not my husband correctly discerning what phase of my cycle I’m in by my level of zeal for cleaning. He knows too much.

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8 months

We know pregnancy cravings are a thing but I’m convinced breastfeeding cravings are too (tweeted as I yearn for a burger)

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3 months

Current level of extra: homemade gummies for road trip snack

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1 year

Like what if instead of a college fund we had a “start a business” fund 😯

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1 month

We all know the five love languages, but many forget the lesser known 6th love language exclusive to 2 year old boys: bodyslamming your unsuspecting parent

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8 months

2yo has started referring to me as “Sweetie” because that’s what my husband calls me and it’s almost too cute to correct

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4 months

Trying to make an ice cream cone after a long day: a tragedy in 2 parts

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5 months

One day I anticipate my son will be a man of great character and wisdom. Today though he’s 2 and crying because I cut his peanut butter jelly and he “wanted to keep it big”

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5 months

Who is naming these lipsticks? Someone please employ my creative writing MFA. We can do better

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11 months

Is it possible to have baby fever only 3.5 weeks postpartum?? Bc I am so sure I’m going to want another one

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1 year

Update on my super sweet husband trying to take some burden off my shoulders: He just offered, “If you want, I can make dinner tonight. I can try to make chicken piccata…even though I don’t think we have any piccata?”

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23 days

Made gummy bears (and bunnies)

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11 months

>Love having long hair >Do not love the interactions between my long hair and my small children

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7 months

Every now and then my husband has to go away for work and trying to sleep without him is the worst thing ever. Like where is the other half of my flesh? Awful. Unnatural. Military wives must have it brutal

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1 year

Why did my husband just call me like, “Yo what if we get that apple tree you’ve been wanting and plant it out back before the baby comes!?” Folks I am 3 days past due 😂

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3 months

@MainePla This is hilarious

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3 months

We’ve arrived

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8 months

This is hilarious bc my husband absolutely loves me in my ankle-length flannel nightgown and we’re both utterly mystified about it

LuInAlaska Matchmaker & Mentor

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8 months

Lu how do you keep your marriage so rock solid? Listen honey take notes. You are doing the most meanwhile our grandmamas showed up like this and had all their bills paid. Lace trim on flannel is a proven winner.

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3 months

Ordered a dress on clearance from pact and !!?? it’s perfect???!! I get the hype now, I really do

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5 months

@afringedgentian Through the air apparently 😂

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3 months

Guess what we did today!

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6 months

@TheFoxMatriarch Are you kidding me that is amazing

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2 years

@goinggodward @tanyalewis314 I struggled with OCD in the past & am still staggered that everything I had experienced as pathological has been reframed as healthy and reasonable behavior since Covid. Literally the exact same preoccupations and behaviors. It’s nuts.

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1 year

I’ve always been extremely thin and pregnancy weight gain would be a lot harder if my husband wasn’t over here literally piling more food on my plate and saying, “you look GREAT, let’s see what you look like 10lbs bigger” 😅

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8 months

My husband is A MAN

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8 months

We know pregnancy cravings are a thing but I’m convinced breastfeeding cravings are too (tweeted as I yearn for a burger)

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1 year

(This tweet was inspired by my husband, who opens car doors for me, and did this one day when a sketchball was being sketch on my side of the car in our alley and I suddenly realized WHY he always does this for me)

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11 months

When I was in early labor my toddler requested I read “Love You Forever” (the book where the mom repeats “I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living my baby you’ll be” her son’s whole life till she dies & he says it to his new baby) and y’all the TEARS

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5 months

@RoyalBlueRapto1 Get out while you can 😂 But actually my problem was letting it go to seed

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1 year

Last week on vacation my SIL’s pregnant friend joined us and brought 2 dozen Krispy Kreme donuts and I was like “from one preg woman to another, thank you” and she was like, “oh I don’t eat bread or sugar or anything like that. I actually had an apple on the way” and it was just

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8 months

Old me: thought cropped sweaters made no sense New me: able to wear my summer dresses all year round bc ✨flattering layers✨

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10 months

(I really thought he was growing tomatoes, too, at first. Reader, it was weed)

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10 months

Am I a nursing mother who can’t wear dresses bc it’s hard to nurse in them? Yes. Am I going to wear a sweater dress for thanksgiving anyway bc it feels festive? Also yes

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10 months

Sometimes when toddler & I are playing & he gets too rough I say “I don’t like that” & we stop the thing that’s crossing a line. Husband & I were just playing w him & he said loud & clear “I don’t like that!” about something he wasn’t ok with & that feels like such a parenting W

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3 months

@BasedZillenial My chiropractor was telling me her 8th grader shared with her that all the kids at school talk about is the various acts they’ve done with each other. 8th graders!

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8 months

What is the most devastating lyric ever written and why is it, “Ashamed, I hear my mocking voice call out among the scoffers”?

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3 months

Cupholder flowers

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4 months

Husband isn’t home for dinner tonight so the 2yo and I are huddled over a big serving bowl full of pulled pork and just eating out of it like a pair of goblins

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4 months

I fell on the stairs a year ago while pregnant & have spent the last year ignoring the fact that I have pain every time I’m sitting down. Finally got an x-ray and turns out I literally fractured my tailbone & it didn’t really heal right 🙃🙃🙃

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3 months

@RoyalBlueRapto1 Even has the subtle arc 🥹

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8 months

I get really sensitive postpartum & I briefly started crying last Sunday during church & this one sweet old lady came up to me and asked if I’m okay. She’s in bad health herself but she just sent me a card in the mail to tell me she’s praying for me??? Brb crying

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24 days

Today’s pepper harvest. (feat. the little hand that helped me)

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3 months

Going on record that this is the best blueberry pie I’ve ever eaten. Also the best pie crust I’ve ever made

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3 months

@GraceMothering Doesn’t look perfect but it tastes phenomenal

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11 months

Just ate gushers for the first time since I was a kid and it straight up doesn’t even taste like food. How I was eating this stuff as a kid is beyond me

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11 months

I see y’all posting about listening to Christmas music but like…my garden is still giving me tomatoes??? How can I be jingling bells when we’re still picking banana peppers?

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1 year

In this house we don’t call it “oatmeal”, we call it “oamteal” bc that’s our toddler’s last standing adorable mispronunciation and we’re holding onto it as long as we can

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11 months

Do y’all even KNOW how beautiful it is in the Blue Ridge Mountains in October? Do you KNOW

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6 months

I was feeling really down today & my husband, without even knowing how I was feeling, came home with all this. I do not deserve this man. He said God nudged him to go look at flowers and wine for me today 🥹💘