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2 years

This video never gets old 🤣😭

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4 years

He was born premature. Wow

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6 years

You could die at any moment always fuck on a first date🙏🏽

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2 months

@centregoals Here is the full clip.

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2 months

One of the most useless LFC fan accounts on X.

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6 years

Intelligent girls are single.

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2 years

Ah, Omo. Fear woman o

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5 months

I'm not even joking!! 😂😭😭😭

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5 months

Can't believe Trent Alexander-Arnold saw my tweet and asked if I'm good 😂😭😭

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2 years

But if Na Davido aide shoot person 😂. Hmmm

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1 year

Person use fufu dribble £120 DM and £80m keeper

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1 year

Fufu or Amala.

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3 months

Liverpool players and their Spouse/Girlfriend/Family Thread. 🧵 Alisson Becker & Natalia Becker

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6 months

@Tactical_Times Might as well unfollow you to be honest. Where's the bad sportsmanship here?

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4 years

If a pregnant woman has organ damage, the baby in her womb sends stem cells to help repair the organ. God is the greatest

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2 months

MacAllister is one of the cleverest players I've seen!!!! Nunez and scoring difficult goals 😳😳

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6 years

Once you hear people saying "His wife is controlling him" Just know that there's Peace in that Family

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2 years

Guys!!! Help me thank 001 o 🤯🤯 @davido talk and do!!!!!!!! Idan gan gan 😭😭🤯

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14 days

@Carra23 @LFC Man has editted like 5 times already

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7 months

@centregoals Funny guys

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6 years

Short girls are born with attitude.

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11 days

@premierleague There's absolutely nothing funny here

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3 months

@WestHam Has anyone seen my son Kudus?

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2 years

Davido don tag wizkid 😂😂❤️❤️

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5 months

Trent Alexander Arnold strikes again 😂😂❤️❤️❤️. My Christmas made already

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5 months

Merry Christmas from Trent Alexander-Arnold will go a long way man

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2 months

There was this restaurant around my area I used to eat, quite regularly. Probably more often than a person interested in their health and well-being should. The woman at the front desk would seat me herself, and bring me my food, rather than the waiters/waitresses. The head…

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2 months

How did you find out your ex was cheating on you? Indulge me

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5 years

"I didn't shift any girls pant this year", lemme see your hands up 😂😂

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5 years

I’m the reason why your girlfriend comes home late.

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5 years

What brings neighbors together? Me:Spoilt pumping machine Add yours 👇

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4 years

Everything Can Happen In Secondary School But A Mathematics Teacher I repeat A Mathematics Teacher Will Never Get Sick.

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3 months

@BlaqBonez Make we no lie, na luck carry us enter final.

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3 months

@Carra23 Everton is our rival, but I have to be honest here.. the decision on Everton is harsh and there's a club walking freely with 115 charges. It's so sick!

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5 years

What's your favorite smell? Mine is petrol 👇

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4 months

"But you said you are on the same level with Endo wataru"

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6 years

This girl kept swearing "if am the one that stole the money let my sister die; After much investigation i found out she is the only child😂😂

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5 years

If I jump off the roof of a three-story building, where would I land?

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5 years

When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she’s complaining, it means she trusts you. 🚶

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5 years

A man can be in UK and not okay,he can live in US and still be useless...All good things come from above not abroad

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6 years

Is Mac miller the owner of Macmillan books?

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5 years

If you could instantly know how to speak another language, what language would you choose to know?

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13 days

@eurofootcom @martynziegler 115 charges? Trust them to vote against it. Makes it 300 charges!!!!

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6 years

A Nigeria girl can never admit she's falling for you, she'll only be like "I don't know what is wrong with me, you are making me do what I don't use to do before"😂😂

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6 years

Do short people also Start their stories Like "when I was Little " Or is it "Just As I Am Today "😒

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5 years

They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!

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2 months

@DiogoJota18 Clearly robbed. We know

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4 years

Since the day I saw this tweet, I've been respecting kwam 1. Now it's Alaafin's turn. Ninu aye

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5 years

I insulted a female soldier today,but we've settled it. Now she messaged me to come to d barracks tomorrow. I think she likes me 😘

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5 years

Would you slap me for 10,000 naira?😥

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6 years

Buying smart phone Boys : RAM, ROM,battery, camera, version Girls: I love the pink colour

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5 months

@LFC Love that

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2 months

@AnfieldSector It was the same referee though. Embarrassing

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5 years

It's funny how after an argument is over, you start to think about more clever shit you could have said.

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5 years

Teachers call it cheating, students call it ?

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5 years

I will put a smile on my face and won’t let the troubles of life get me down because it’s my birthday today. A very happy birthday to me!

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3 years

Facts from poco Lee. They really need to acknowledge dancers. #14thHeadies

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6 years

I think restaurant should have private rooms where we can deal with Bones properly.. I hate forming!

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5 years

All you married women that will see a pretty lady standing under a very hot sun and refused to give her a lift, don’t worry, your husband is coming to pick her.🤠

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6 years

Patrick's salary is N100,000 Patrick gave his girlfriend N80000 what is Patrick ?

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4 months

Davido can't do anything wrong in my eyes sha.

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6 years

I Paid 66k to sleep in Protea hotel and you said i should not urinate on the bed? But why?

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1 year

Firmino dribble wan bissaka, you say weytin happen after he dribble am.

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5 years

Can animals commit suicide?🤔

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2 months

What a guy!! Wataruuuuuuuuuuu Endo appreciation tweet ❤️❤️

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3 months

@NetflixKE @NetflixNaija 24 likes? Una life don spoil

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6 years

Since the bearded gang are oppressing the beardless drop your beardless picture 🤧 RT for others to drop

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7 months

@jaden Happy you're getting to shape. Stop smoking colos

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6 years

You will just enter a Boutique and see your salary written on a pair of shoe...

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2 years

Casemiro: If you are Jesus turn those three goals to zero.

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4 years

Son: Dad, my stomach is paining and aching Dad: Son, it is because you stomach is empty Son: Dad, now I understand why you always have head ache. Olori ebi still dey try settle #TheMATTER

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@TikiTokaMate Bruhhhh 😂😂😭

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5 years

Hi there, I’m human. What are you?

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4 years

How do you end a call you're tired of without sounding rude?

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5 months

@LFC Man of God 😂❤️

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5 years

The tiny pocket in jeans was designed to store what?

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6 years

Guys looks 5000% hotter when they roll up their sleeves .

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6 years

Single boys don't have girlfriend

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6 years

Upload a pic no matter how flawless u look,Nigeria haters will zoom ur face Zoom ur clothes👔 Zoom ur destiny👤 Then zoom it to ur skeleton💀 and be like "Ehen, I talk am na... he has only two ribs..😂

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5 years

I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bastard did was to make me pay in advance.

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5 months

Finally🎉

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4 months

Van dijk's signature is one of the best I've seen in football.

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6 years

No disgrace is worse than a lecturer standing at ur back in exam hall & screaming"Some people are writing nonsense". 😂😂😂

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5 years

What do you have? 1. Pointed nose 2. Dimples 3. Pink lips 4. Straight legs 5. Flat tummy 6. Big forehead 7. Baby face 8. Cat eyes 9. Straight toes 10. None of the above

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5 years

Manchester united Vs Liverpool is bigger than Barcelona Vs Madrid.

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6 months

@premierleague Liverpool Vs Arsenal for me. No penalties.

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7 months

@centregoals Maddison should put his UCL medal on the table

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2 years

So rema no go tweet about ASUU strike? Unserious student.

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6 years

Nobody have the lowest voice than a guy who asking for a girl's number in a taxi😂😂😂

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5 years

If someone calls u by your twitter handle on the street,will you answer?

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5 years

Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me... its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice.

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4 years

burna boy don catch person wey tweet "post your private jet" Na gambo go help us settle #TheMATTER

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6 years

When you carry twitter jokes to Facebook

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4 months

@LFC Klopp did FSG offended you or what? We can stage a protest

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5 years

She cheated on me,but I still love her,what am I?

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6 months

@centregoals @FabrizioRomano I don't want to believe this is martial 😳.

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6 years

Dear ladies don't take the front seat of your boyfriend's car too serious,for many have come and gone.

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5 years

If God sneezes, what should you say?

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6 years

Some people are alive only Because it’s illegal to kill them.

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2 years

Please stop spreading rumours!! I and Nengi are not dating, we are just friends please.

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3 years

How Una dey collect money from clients? I send n*des, weyrey don block me .

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2 months

@AnythingLFC_ He's sick in the head

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