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Ryan Ross

@thisisryanross

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Nope. It wasn't me.

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009
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@thisisryanross
Ryan Ross
9 years
You guys got it all wrong, the four remaining members of One Direction are joining MY band 😏
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10 years
@meyoulawyer he's my boy. Always will be
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9 years
@halsey sick! Let's work together
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10 years
Don't be sad. You're one of the sexy singles in your area.
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15 years
You can't be sad if you're dead
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Whenever you're feeling down just know the sun will eventually expand and explode killing everything.
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10 years
Never Take off your favorite shirt it will disappear
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Ryan Ross
15 years
I love love love you
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Very giggle. Much sounds. Wow. #gigglesounds http://t.co/LIfTpceatH
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9 years
FUCKY DUZZLING DOES WHATEVER THE FUCK FUCKY DUZZLING FUCKING WANTS.
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13 years
I'm not dead, bitch.
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11 years
Taylor Swift's giggle sounds like a confused soccer mom trying to understand what emojis are. (Please don't write a song about this tweet.)
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9 years
its the freakin weak end ya weirdos. be cool.
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9 years
I won't book my next album tour in Indiana. Discrimination is never okay. #RepealRFRA
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Ryan Ross
12 years
I love you guys, just sayin'
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Ryan Ross
9 years
shit that's what i get for not being verified i guess? touché you fucks
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Ryan Ross
10 years
Not against it
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10 years
I don't want to be verified y'all. I'm not a sellout. Love you little weirdos xo
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10 years
Take this to your grave and Living well is the best revenge. Those records kill still.
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9 years
go find some hell. open a fuckin window!
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14 years
I feel like a garbage can't.
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Yea sorry I don't fuck at Taco Bell. Yet.
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11 years
Bout time to start thinking of what to be for Halloween
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11 years
Hold one end of a roll of aluminum foil and roll around on the floor until you look like a baked potato.
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11 years
If laughter is the best medicine, giggles are the best vitamins.
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Ryan Ross
12 years
Can't put your arms around a memory
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Ryan Ross
10 years
@rossgeorgeryan so far... Northern downpour or the other girl
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Ryan Ross
15 years
Note to self: go fuck yourself.
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Ryan Ross
14 years
Just sneezed so hard at a stoplight my sunglasses flew off. The school bus full of kids next to me laughed, I laughed with them.
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Ryan Ross
13 years
Wow thank you so much for voting Panic, " I write sins" for MTV's best video of the 2000's!
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15 years
Pretty Odd came out a year ago today, thanks for support, hugs, high fives and singing along.
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Ryan Ross
10 years
. @LILBTHEBASEDGOD ryan ross - Ryan Ross
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11 years
I'm going to wake up and discover Taylor Swift wrote a song called "Giggle Sounds". She'll say it's not about me, but we'll know the truth.
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11 years
It's hard to tell the difference between vegan restaurants and the gardening section of Home Depot.
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15 years
Left my soul in Capetown.
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15 years
If you hit yourself with a baseball bat soft enough it actually feels good
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Ryan Ross
9 years
Def was having too much fun at the Phases show tonight, I promise I'll never do it again again 👻
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12 years
This cat just looked me dead in the eye and slowly knocked my drink off the counter and moseyed off like a dickhead. It's his favorite.
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11 years
Now that I have your attention: Someone please invent guitar pizza.
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11 years
We all dance alone
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Ryan Ross
14 years
So here I am,minding my business,putting on pants in the subway parking lot i look over and see this dog watching, wonder if his name is Tom
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9 years
I'm thankful for dis jam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@thisisryanross
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9 years
Time to start making some notes 🎶
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Ryan Ross
12 years
Just saw one homeless man give another one half the money someone gave him. If more people were like that maybe we wouldn't always be at war
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12 years
I love baby pictures as long as they are of anything but humans
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10 years
Pan's gone 😔 RIP to a true legend
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13 years
My favorite thing about the new iPhone is that when I type "shit" it doesn't try and change it to "shot"
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Lock your doors. Get something to defend yourself with. The McRib is back... *has McRib flashback, starts screaming*
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10 years
Two things I've learned that girls hate: Bread and jamming
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14 years
I was just in line at subway behind a mom & kids and the lady working rang me up with their order cause she thought I was one of her kids
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15 years
It's my party I can cry if I want to
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9 years
"The mind has to wrap around...the foot" - M. Scott
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11 years
The new Jurassic Park movie won't have real dinosaurs in it? Where the hell did the dinosaurs from the first three go?
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10 years
Phone numb Ers
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11 years
Demi Lovato's giggle sounds like an angry squirrel fighting with an old man named Frank.
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10 years
@MarissaNuyttens I don't listen to anyone sweetheart
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9 years
Please, get me the fuck out of here 😔
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10 years
@sammyxkitten how do you feel knowing I'd have quit if it werent for you all
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13 years
@brendonuriesays rug burns must've been an occupational hazard for all, no?
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Ryan Ross
10 years
100K followers! No blue check next to it. 😩😢🔫
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Ryan Ross
13 years
@brendonuriesays you really set yourself up there, I'm not gonna say it though
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Kanye's giggle is the best giggle of all time. All time.
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11 years
George Clooney's giggle sounds like a gay dog, barking.
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11 years
Whoa, none of these tweets are from me
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Back on Twitter, wanted to say thanks for all the good vibes you've been sending my way! Back to work..
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Ryan Ross
12 years
Where I belong http://t.co/09LGAxoA
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Ryan Ross
9 years
Might be the only existing pic of my gremlin 'stume 🎃
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Ryan Ross
12 years
A song a day keeps my demon away
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10 years
Give us our numbers
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12 years
My dad told me not to trust anyone with two first names. So far, he was right.
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11 years
"But pizza doesn't make any sounds?" -- "Wrong. Pizza giggles. You just have to listen, spiritually speaking." #gigglesounds #pizza
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11 years
Well. This was a fun night. The name of my new album is "Giggle Sounds". --- just kidding. But I bet that made you giggle.
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10 years
@toastcrunchs some of the best songs I've written with anyone
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12 years
If heaven was when you found all the stuff you lost in your life I'd definitely start believing in god
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11 years
Seeing Mario on Maury would be fun. "That baby has green overalls, Peach! I have RED overalls." Luigi smiles all smugly. Peach cries.
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12 years
Punks get slapped too
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11 years
Justin Bieber's giggle sounds like a balloon animal with a slow leak.
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12 years
Check out that moon dudes
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10 years
@uriephile : @thisisryanross how does it feel to be a bigger douche bag than @ZackCloudHall ” that's impossible, even zach would agree
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Took the Speed Queen out today with Rossomando @ Malibu Pier
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11 years
Eminem's giggle sounds like a fifth grade boy enjoying a Call of Duty kill streak.
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Ryan Ross
10 years
@carolinemunozx : Reading it again and I will probably be sobbing soon #tfios http://t.co/lnyA24Zdqn”
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Ryan Ross
12 years
I just wanted to see my dog. HIYA!
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10 years
New tattoo creepin on my arm and two cats called Mexico and Canada on
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15 years
Saw your picture in the paper, My you're looking pretty good. Looks like you're gonna make it in a big way. Oh I always knew you would
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9 years
Hey @BadRabbits call me I miss you
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Ryan Ross
11 years
Pitbull's giggle sounds like an accordion falling down a flight of stairs.
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