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11 years ago today, I woke up and my mother didn't. I wrote a thing about it here: p.s. beyond being Chick, who loved movies. I want to be remembered as Chick, who really loved her mommy.

As Leonard Cohen Said, “It’s Come To Distances and Both Of Us Must Try”

Dear Mommy,

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In my life, I Iove you more

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@joshieonfilm Every day I wake up, I thank God for Ellen Pompeo

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@FilmUpdates Ngl, this is pretty cute. We’re eating good this year in the romcom department.

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10 months

Found this really cute list on @letterboxd . I love the feeling of being understood

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@notgwendalupe Rumor has it that Chris Nolan saw this. His in his room for 10 days, and when he came out, Inception was born

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@robb8rs Had Tumblr girlies in a chokehold

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@DoctorPissPants Never thought I’d see the day someone would call Chris Noth ugly. We as a people lie too much

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@ZoeRoseBryant From the people who brought us “Ryan Gosling is not conventionally attractive”

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@siyyaniverse I need Jen to make like Meg Ryan and get back to romcoms where she belongs

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@screambadoobee Barbie made me so happy to be a girl 🥹🥹🥹

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@worldofreel So basically, it’s a modern adaptation of Anna Karenina

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@FilmUpdates Sooo… Jewish Fleabag?

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@wolfiesqualley They turned this star boy into the go-to guy for those cheesy live-action holiday movies that do terribly at the box office instead of giving us 1362 romcoms every year

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@PsychopompMike Some person wrote once, that the only thing apparent in Eurydice’s eyes as Hades pulled her away forever was forgiveness.

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1 year

I got a table, and a new chair. I get sunlight now. Small things❤️ January vs March

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@gracesftdt In the words of Big himself, abso-fucking-lutely

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1 year

@SolaceCinema Out of Sight, 1998 is the only Oceans 11 prequel I recognize

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2 years

Built my first (1/2) site with @webflow . It’s pretty basic and the nav bar is still haunting my dreams, but baby steps… #webflow #NoCode

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@diandrasdiandra Well… yes he did

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@FullFatVideos God you people are so dramatic

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1 year

@osena1995 @joshieonfilm Def. Dick Wolf is very much like Shonda Rhimes in the way that they’ll milk and milk their actors until there’s truly nothing more 🤣🤣🤣

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6 years

@OpiumFx @realnasiry @juannisaac Run away do do do doo

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2 years

I need a motion graphics designer!

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1 year

@FilmUpdates I see we’ve learned nothing from the High Fidelity and Gossip Girl reboots

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1 year

@blackgrlfly @joshieonfilm After 19 seasons 😂😂😂. People were literally begging for the show to end.

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My cousin is 10, and I keep his money in a piggy bank we made. And each time he wants to get anything, he has to write a letter, stating what he intends to use the money for… I hope nothing is wrong????

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2 years

For my second @webflow project, I worked on cloning @PiggyBankNG homepage. Couldn’t find the U8 font, and some interactions are lacking but… #nocode #webflow

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6 months

@crazytoqether Lots of people didn’t have a James Spader awakening and it shows

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1 year

Thanks, April. Buy my book:

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1 year

@blackgrlfly She stayed long enough to make enough money for her grandchildren to be okay. Also, she’s still executive producer, will still guest star from time to time and she’s shooting another show rn. She’s fine

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2 years

For my fourth @webflow project, I cloned the @brassbanking homepage. I learned how to create carousels, tabs and sliders. I also created my first footer. Finished in less than a day. #NoCode #webflow @akindolu @tolusaba @iamDavemarz

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9 months

This week’s episode of #omitb is probably the best episode of the series to ever exist. I loved this scene the most because both Steve Martin and Martin Short were in Father of the Bride. If I could make a career out of loving cinema. Man!

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5 years

@ThatPHCBoy This is why I appreciated reading "Stay With Me". Akin and his mother deserved death!

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8 months

@FilmUpdates She and Tom Holland must share the same agent

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7 months

Days like today remind me that my Daddy is a show-upper, and I love him for 10,000 years.

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8 months

@romcomarchive Modern Love S1 had some of the best storytelling my eyes have ever seen

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@tcm Notorious is quite possibly my favorite movie in the entire world

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7 months

I want to dedicate my time to doing great work for @FamasiAfrica and being an exceptional person, and building exceptional products that make it easier to exist on this floating ball of water. So help me God.

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@BARKISTAN That’s true o, there once existed such a person

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1 year

For my next project, I designed and built a @webflow portfolio which I will be improving on as I continue to learn. #webflow #nocode

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@thisishauwa

1 year

In honor of Michelle Pfeiffer’s 65th birthday, I want to announce that my collection of unedited journal entries detailing my harrowing experience wading through this life without my mother will be available for purchase for N1,000 from May 8th.

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@thisishauwa

1 year

Bringing Up Baby (1938) is the oldest movie I’ve ever seen. After which I went on to obsessively watch about 10 Cary Grant films in < 4 days.

📽🎞 ℂ𝔞𝔯𝚢 𝕠𝖓, 𝕆𝔩𝕕 ℍ𝘰𝖑𝖑𝕪𝚠𝖔𝖔𝕕!🌴☀️

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"Cary was a witty man and would think of a lot of witty things to do. We had great fun... Everyone says he's handsome. I never thought Cary was particularly good-looking." ~ #KatharineHepburn on #CaryGrant

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@moonrisefilmss This is still my ringtone

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5 years

@dat_opobogirl @kikimordi @ani_nomso She said "Beloved".

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@nottheavgpsycho @siyyaniverse Yess, like forget Bruce Banner, he was the man who moved into Reese Witherspoons apartment and fell in love with her ghost

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@UmarFarukImran1 You are saying rubbish, sir.

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@amandayoungdyke Everybody say “Thank you, Greta”

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4 months

@notgwendalupe Kenny Ortega was on something that Disney doesn’t supply anymore

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10 months

@PopCulture2000s Yes bc Mercedes Jones ate that Bust The Windows Out Your Car cover so bad that I don’t even know who’s song it is

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8 months

Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts in 1996. It’s so sad that he’s died on her birthday 💔

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1 year

We go again tomorrow in shaa Allah 🫠🫠🫠 #ui #ux

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@DiscussingFilm Hugh Grant is just living his best life atp with his choice of roles. I love it for him

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@chillextremist I think it’s gruesome that someone so handsome should care

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For some reason, my Dad responds to (almost) every message with the same emojis 💣💣💥💥👹👹 Sweet guy. May Allah preserve us for each other

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quote this with a conversation with your parent

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@IaureIheII I wish I could see Fleabag again for the first time

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@starrymarvei @romcomgif Say anything, (I don’t know the second), imagine me and you, pretty woman, friends with benefits, brown sugar, 10 things I hate about you, never been kissed

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@diandrasdiandra Annette Bening hate? On Warren Beaty’s internet??

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Happy birthday Khadija Suleiman. All these years later, and I still cannot believe that I get to be your big sister. I love you for 10,000 years.

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@LANRE_V @Itzdearbie What you're saying is shit. Did you go to join the protest and they chased you? Has any male victim of harassment ever come out publicly and MOST women did not support him? Sit your ass down in your tired chair of male privilege please and let people who have things to say talk.

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Today, it’s exactly one year since I met @justsay_didi @alfaruqstories and everyone else @FamasiAfrica 10 billion headaches later. So many more to go.

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@notgwendalupe There’s something racist about the way she says “Hong Chau” 😭😭😭

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@itsnotjess123 What does Taika need to do to get you people to love him again

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3 years

Please don’t overthink it. Just have courage and be kind💕

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1 year

I cannot believe how much faster I write Tailwind. @ibro_ash be sleeping with light on my love

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@FilmUpdates It’s literally an actor on another actor

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10 months

So happy that this cat is finally out of the bag. Caring for a persons sexual health rightly goes beyond medications or tele-health visits. It's taking sexual healthcare, and stripping away the shame until you're left with just "care".

Talk to August

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We’re on a mission to improve your sexual experiences, regardless of your preferences, for better health. Get your themed sexual care box here:

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1 year

@pinkmanesque *our friend, Jennifer. Our friend Siobhan

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@Foutanienne I’ve only previously seen him in God’s Own Country and yes, he should’ve had an intimacy coordinator there. Although, intimacy coordinator’s are quite new

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1 year

Not every time “Lorem ipsum” 💀💀💀

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@notgwendalupe The original Only Murders in the Building. Who killed Alison DiLaurentis. Despite the pedophilic weirdness, it was goated

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@kalempire @oil_shaeikh @amaka_sandra1 @kalempire no one went there to "enlighten". They went to protest. And the message was simple. Don't FUCKING touch me.

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Working on a quick case study for a buddy. Thank you for making life easier @its_the_poe

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11 months

I sabi my work die

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2 years

Welcome to a new dispensation 🥂

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The redesigned 200, 500, 1,000 naira notes.

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@jaxajueny Right? And even after that pandemic worsening song collab she started in 2020??

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@romcomgif She’s just like me for real

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@amandayoungdyke This trailer feels like it was cut by a 14 year old. I love it!

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1 year

@FilmUpdates Riverdale ends a day before my birthday. Consider it my present to all of you…

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6 months

@dilfinchr One of the best things I did for myself this year is watching A Philadelphia Story and falling in love with Cary, Jimmy and Katherine

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@crazytoqether Josh was 19 and they never dated. You people should pls now 😭😭😭

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1 year

Hey everyone, you can pre-order my book here:

Buy The Story So Far: The Death and Life of Hauwa Suleiman (EPUB) by Hauwa Suleiman on Selar.co

The Story So Far is a collection of my unedited journal entries where I detail my experience with life, religion, mental health and love in the aftermath of losing my Mother to cancer. It is loosely...

selar.co

Hauwa vs the homosapiens agenda

@thisishauwa

1 year

In honor of Michelle Pfeiffer’s 65th birthday, I want to announce that my collection of unedited journal entries detailing my harrowing experience wading through this life without my mother will be available for purchase for N1,000 from May 8th.

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@notgwendalupe And this, kids, is why we celebrate love on the 14th

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@bruce2023tour The fact that Bruce can still hit the Harmonica solo in Promise Land at 74 is something to me

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10 months

Hello everyone, this year, I decided on doing something different for my birthday. I started a fund with one mission, to give free medications to women who are battling long term illnesses. Please visit the website, to learn more/donate!

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@NollywoodBoss @unclexofficial Making fun of a little boy. Your mother must be so proud.

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2 years

For my 3rd Webflow project, I worked on cloning the @itsmeatable website. Played around with parallax scroll effect, and worked on the nav bar a little. Finished this in less than a day 🫶🏽 #nocode #webflow @DLuining

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So excited for this fr

Talk to August

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We’re here, and we can’t wait to meet everyone!

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5 years

Change where? #10yearchallenge

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@FilmUpdates Just noticing Eric Dane didn’t make the poster

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1 year

@aaliahhhhh6 I still remember all the lyrics to every song in Starstruck. Hero was >>>>

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@iwachanmiya @joshieonfilm You mean Patrick Dempsey 😭😭😭

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is A Badass Motherfucker Without Whom We, As Women, Would Not Have Been Able To Afford The “Luxuries” We Have Now. She Was A One Woman Wrecking Ball, Took Almost The Whole System Of Gender Discrimination Down. Forever Indebted To The Women Who Came Before Me

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@ZoeRoseBryant Correction, they said he was “unconventionally attractive” 💀💀💀

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1 year

“Just because your name is Chicken doesn’t mean somebody will bite you” #nocontextfamasi

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1 year

My book is live today. I’m beyond grateful for the support thus far. You can now get it here:

Buy The Story So Far: The Death and Life of Hauwa Suleiman (EPUB) by Hauwa Suleiman on Selar.co

The Story So Far is a collection of my unedited journal entries where I detail my experience with life, religion, mental health and love in the aftermath of losing my Mother to cancer. It is loosely...

selar.co

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@etnow She’s got his eyes 🥹

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3 months

Work at Famasi

KANAYOUZO™

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3 months

How do you move from good to exceptional?

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@xlangfields Two insufferable leads

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1 year

@kvanaren I think it’s cute how we as a society have decided his last name should be spelled MacFayden instead of MacFadyen (which it is)

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1 year

I think… I think that’s me?

Designer's Hub

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1 year

New Episode Alert 🔥🔥🔥 In this episode, we got to listen to Hauwa talk on here spontaneous and unique journey into design and co-founding a startup in health tech. Podcast goes live on the 8th of May

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