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Dad. Corporate Slave. Engineer. Artist. Student of Life. Snob. Non-conformist. Socially awkward. Candid & animated. Brutally honest. Beach bum

Joined August 2012
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Soliloquy: the act of talking to oneself Not all X posts are made for our reaction. Ginawa ng ibang tao ang acct nila not for clout but to express what they think and feel. If u disagree, ignore. If u feel offended, it's not for u. If u cringe, mute. YOU DON'T HAVE TO REACT.
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Nagpapalit ng card kasi nacompromise. Teller: Sir may bank charge po na 150. Me: For? T: Card replacement. Me: Dahil? T:… Me: Kasalanan ko ba nacompromise ang card ko? Isn’t it because of the poor security of your system? T: (Checks with the manager). Sir waived na raw po.
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Dahil pogi ang Grab driver sa picture nya sa app, nagfront seat ako. Nakising along kami sa kanta tapos pigil ang tawa ko. Driver: Sensya na Sir di ko kabisado lyrics. Tapos panakaw-nakaw ako ng tingin. Driver: Sir baka matunaw ako nyan. Kakahiya. Nahuli pala ako. 😂😂
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Dear jowa/asawa ng mga Grab drivers, Alam nyo ang trabaho ng partner nyo. Puedeng wag kayong tawag nang tawag pag nagmamaneho ang tao? Kung clingy or may trust issues kayo, itali nyo ang lintek na lalaki ninyo na sa inyong paningin ay kamukha ni Dingdong Dantes.
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Sa elevator pauwi. May naghold ng pinto sa isang floor at nagtatawag ng officemates. Mga 2 min din kami nag-antay. Tumutunog na ang elevator. Me: Ano to? Jeep? Punuan? Girl: Pasensya na po. Baka po matagal bumalik. Me: (Blank stare) She let go of the door. Leche!
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Staff: Sir di ba 42 na po kayo? Me: Oo. May problema ba? S: Wala naman. Pero di ba prone na kayo sa prostate cancer pag di kayo active sa sex? M: And... S: Di ba hiwalay kayo ni Misis so wala kang sex life? M: Yan ang akala mo. 😂😂😂
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Nag-angkas kanina. E ang liit ng helmet. Me: Ahhhh... Ang sikip! Driver: Masarap pag masikip Sir no? Masarap pag malaking ulo ang pinasok. Pota si Koya. Hahaha! Wala namang nangyaring ganap sa CR ng gasolinahan after. Hahaha.
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@butterbearrrr19 As a kuripot and purita, every amount matters.
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Sa CR, a guy asked the janitor if may coins siya pamalit para bumili ng tissue sa vendo. Walang cash si janitor. Dali-daling pumasok si guy sa cubicle Thought of buying him one and slid it to his cubicle. I left. Someone did that to me before. It’s time to pay forward #crfun
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@Chandl3rBin6 Disclaimer: Di ako nagtaas ng boses. Hahaha
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I’ve been working more than half of my life at pansin ko lang mas maayos katrabaho ang mga straight na lalaki kasi walang personalan. Kung may issue sa work, matatapos sa inuman, hindi pailalim tumira.
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@jadeacadcomms May unauthorized charges without sending me OTP. Ay dati nakain ang card ko sa ATM pa nila. Pinagbayad din ako for replacement. Same sagot. Hahaha
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I don’t usually take the front seat of a car but since kuya Grab driver is pogi in the photo, I gave it a try. Mas pogi pa siya in person — matangos ang ilong, ganda ng kutis, maganda ang ngipin. He kept on fixing his shorts kasi umaangat. And he constantly grabs his crotch. 😂
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@AngTitoNgMakati I think they are only testing din if assertive ba yung client sa rights nya or passive lang.
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NagMcDo with the kids Crew: Sir may bago tayong toys sa Happy Meal Pinandilatan ko ng mata ang crew. E narinig ng mga anak ko. Ayun nagpabili. Tiningnan ko nang masama ang crew habang pilit ngumingiti. Panay sorry si crew. Hahaha! Kainis. Nagtitipid tayo e.
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My temporary shelter for the weekend. Pati ba naman dito tinatawag pa rin ako ni Camiguin. Walang tulog since the other night kaya too drained to confront those gay guys kanina sa barge. Panay parinig na kesyo Maya daw, paminta na kalbo. I thought baka iba yun pero nung
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After seeing some photos and videos of the GMA Gala, namiss ko bigla ang T! The Tigbak Authority. Hahaha!
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I'm sounding like a broken record but I wanna resonate this message till it gets through to everyone. Alters are sad people. We have our own issues that's why we hide behind another identity. So let's be supportive with each other by showing and giving kindness. Good morning!
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Wife: Daming ka-ek-ekan sa class ng mga kids. Daming activities. Me: Don’t forget that they are still kids. Let them enjoy their childhood. Wife: Kakastress pala maging star section no? Me: That’s what you’re getting for marrying a smart and brilliant guy. You’re welcome. 😂
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Alam kaya ng pinay na merlat na ito na yung kasama nyang afam ay kachat ko sa G app kagabi at nag-ayang ihardfuck ko siya? 😳😱 Oh well…
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Finally had the courage to tell my mom and jobless sis how I felt. That middle child and I are tired of supporting them. Di sa pagiging maramot but we also have our own lives and dreams to fulfill. We have our kids to support and we could only do so much. And I broke down.
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Pota. Nakatitig ako kay kuya Grab sa rear-view mirror kasi ang cute nya. At nahuli nya ako habang nakangiti. Kakahiya. Hahaha Then nagplay ang Pretty Boy by M2M. Bwahaha!!!
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Sarap murahin nitong accountant namin. Di naprocess ang sahod kahapon kasi nabusy raw at not feeling well. Sorry daw & thanks for understanding E putangina nya. Magsorry siya sa interest ng Nagpast due na bills. May mga anak na sinusustentuhan. Yung iba mangungutang ng ipamasahe
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Got a morning call from my 11 yo nephew Him: Uncle, valedictorian ako! Me: Wow. Congrats. How does that make u feel? H: I'm proud and happy! M: Then that's all that matters. I am extremely proud of u but don't forget that how we feel shouldn't matter. Do things for urself.
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@IgasanZen I think he is being friendly.
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@femcelgender Nag-offer ka ng food tapos gulat ka na kumain? Inexpect mo ba na mahihiya siya at tumanggi tapos pipilitin mo? What's wrong with you humans? 😂😂😂🙄
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@MaJosefinaBarr1 Nakakainis actually. Hahaha. Yung tono pa selosa yung girl. Kala mo ampogi ng lalaki nila.
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@vince_pahati I know. Nabiktima ka na nga, ikaw pa ang mapipenalize.
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@mari___ecc @AngTitoNgMakati Sabi nga ng family friend namin na di nakapag-aral “Naglagay tayo ng pera natin sa bangko thinking na magiging safe. Kumuha pa kayo ng guard. Nasa loob lang pala ang magnanakaw.” Hahaha
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Grab driver called: Sir ikaw po ba yung nakared? Me: Yes. Saan na po kayo? Driver: Dito na po. Sa tapat ng building nyo. Me: Ako talaga tatawid? Driver: Me: Nag U turn si driver. Ang init kaya. Kaya nga naggrab para di mangamoy araw.
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Sinong bumangon para lang umihi at bumalik lang sa paghilata buong araw hanggang sa makatulog ulit? Hahaha. Di pa rin nakakain kahit isang meal.
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Good morning sa mga kumakain nito. Sa hindi pa nakatikim, try nyo. Rich in iodine ang guso, pampatalino para di ka maging bobo sa pagmamahal ng maling tao. Ang dilis, rich in iron para may sapat ka pang dugo para ready makipaglaban sa taong di ka naman handang ipaglaban. 😂
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Staff: Panganay ka Sir no? Boss: Yes. S: Ah. Kaya pala dapat masunod. Ako kasi middle child. Mabait. Ito rin si Sir 3rd panganay. Boss: Bunso yan. May attitude. Entitled. Abusado ang pota. Sarap pag-umpugin sa bunso namin. Hahaha! Gigil boss ko sa akin.
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Good morning!
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It's BF's Day. If u have a partner, congrats. If you are still single, that's ok. Just enjoy being on ur own, savour ur time w friends and family, take this moment to grow individually so that when u find the one, u won't have any what ifs. And if it fails, u won't lose urself.
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The key to happiness is to do whatever you love as long as you don't intend to hurt others. Happy Easter to you. Have fun hunting for eggs. 😂 #NewProfilePic
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Been feeling kinda under the weather yesterday afternoon so I thought of eating lugaw or having sabaw. Pinagluto ko na lang sarili ko last night then went to sleep. Ito na rin baon ko for today. Ganyan ko kamahal sarili ko. Pinagluluto ko. 😂
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@romeltheon Sana ganun kastrict ang guards.
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Ninong duties for today. I feel overdressed in slacks and dress shirt because other godparents are in denim. And I was like “Bakit ganyan suot ninyo?!” As a rigid old school and conservative person, I’m used to wearing Sunday’s best when going to church.
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Time to enjoy the sun, sand, and sea. I miss this island. The last time I've been here was more than a year ago. Sadly, max stay is only 3hrs. Baka naman LGU #Camiguin puedeng ibalik yung 1 to sawa na pagbabad dito. Most peeps naman leave in an hr na coz ayaw nila umitim.
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Ang creepy ng palm reader na client namin. Nakita nya yung near death experience ko, masalimuot kong marriage, at ang pagiging maprinsipyo ko. We just met. Pero di ako naniwala nung sinabi nyang ang next love life ko ay SHE. Hahaha!
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Over lunch Staff: Sir ang ganda ng skin nyo. Me: Uh huh. S: Anong secret nyo? M: Lots of water, enough sleep, not skipping my skin care, being able to manage my stress, and… S: Ano pa Sir? M: Sex every now and then. Charot. 😂😂😂
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I may be bashed for this but I just dislike how the Catholics celebrate lent. Its essence is Jesus’ death to redeem us from our sins. Yet sa mga procession at padasal, mas marami pang airtime at exposure si Mary Even sa Easter. Mas nahahighlight ang assumption at coronation nya
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Simula nang nahighlight performance ko ng aming CEO sa global meeting namin, napapansin kong pinagdidiskitahan na ako ng gen mngr ng main HQ. Naghahanap talaga siya ng mali at minimention nya sa GC. And since maldita naman ako, sinasagot ko with screenshots proving his pt wrong
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Ampalaya. It’s a metaphor of bitterness but it is rich in iron. Panakot sa akin ni Mama nun “Pag di ka kumain nyan, papangit ka.” Kumain naman ako nang marami pero di naman ako gumanda. Siguro kulang pa. 😂 Technique para di mapait: Nipisin ang pagkahiwa at wag halu nang halo.
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Kung may bagay man akong namiss during the pandemic, yun yung naglalaan ang mga tao ng oras para sa yo, para makausap ka, yung kahit panakaw lang na meet up just to see each other. At dahil balik normal na lahat, balik na rin sa dati.People don’t have time for each other anymore
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After a few cups and several varieties of hot binignit/ginataan, let’s have a few servings of this cold Filipino food. Yum! (Before and after tanning)
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Tulog na ang mga bata kaya ako naman ang mag-aasal bata. Hahaha
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I don’t care about you but I’m 42! I’m having a great time, and I bet you also want to. Thanks everyone for the greetings. I appreciate them.
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I realize that Sharon Cuneta Selecta ad makes sense to me now. At the end of a tiring day, something sweet relieves your stress. In my case, it’s ice cream.
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Team Christmas party Staff asks me specific brands and quantity of ingredients for fruit salad Me: Ang simple lang ng fruit salad ha. Itatanong mo pa yan sa akin. Staff: Syempre. Dapat kasi yung swak po sa standards nyo. Baka magreklamo na naman kayo. I feel attacked. 😂😂😂
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SKL As a pakailamerong uncle, I asked for my nephew’s speech draft just to make sure if the grammar is correct. Ayaw nyang ishare. I trust his teacher naman bilang nakaproduce ng ilang RSPC champions. Nagulat ako at natouch kasi namention nya ako for being his inspiration
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Tinamad lumabas pero gustong uminom. Cheers, self!
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Why not chocnut? #NewProfilePic
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Instead of living in fears, doubts, and restrictions, what if you chose to show up for life with a sense of openness instead? Good morning!
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About Us but Not About Us is not an ordinary film. What I love about it is the acting of Romnick and Elijah especially their transformation to another character. The screenplay is also well-made that you won't get bored even though the film shows two people having a conversation
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@Aedam001 Yes. Pet peeve ko talaga yung nasasayang oras ng mga tao.
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@HottestVideoses I know pero di naman siya related sa issue na to. 😊
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Dili talaga acceptable sa akin ang excuse na kesyo lumaking mayaman kaya walang alam na gawaing bahay. Sabihin mo, wala kang planong matuto. I know some people who grew up rich rich but still know basic household chores. Kahit pagsaing at paghuhas ng pinagkainan di alam???
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inannotate na nila pinaggagawa ko, like eating chicken at paglalaro sa phone na kunyari di ko raw narinig, alam kong ako na yun. Ang inisip ko na lang, baka ngayon lang sila nakakita ng poging kalbo. They can’t seem to ignore my sunshining presence. Charing.
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It's the last stretch of the week. Work hard, play hard, and do your best, not to prove others that you are great, but to prove yourself what you're capable of. Good morning and happy Friday!
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Nakapila lang ako sa ATM at lumapit na siya. Ayun. Sunud na nang sunod sa akin. Mukya siguro akong pagkain. Hahaha.
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I remember my Mom will turn 75 this year so I started chatting with my sis on how we can celebrate her bday. Pota. I organize events tapos bday ng ina ko di ko maplano. Then I realized lolo & lola died at 82&84 so I presume Mama also has that lifespan. At nagstart na ko magdrama
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Flowers bloom when they are nurtured and cultivated. Mahal kong Maynila, Maynila, Maynilaaaaa!
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Friends, if may pinagdadaanan kayo at sumagi sa isip nyo na magpakamatay, remember na merong nagmamahal sa inyo. We would rather listen to your endless rants and woes than see you in a casket blaming ourselves for not giving you time. Masakit mawalan ng mahal sa buhay.
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Good morning mula sa may magandang tulog. Tandaan, if u let go of the hate in your heart, if u ignore those people who don't have value in ur life, if u just mind ur own business, then u will have peace in ur heart and it will give u a good sleep. Makikita rin yan sa aura mo.
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Minsan, hindi naman totoo na walang nagkakagusto sa atin. Either di lang natin alam na may admirer tayo or alam natin sino ang may gusto pero di natin sila type.
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Neighbor: Grabe gastos ko Madam para lang pumuti. Mama: Di ba delikado yan sa balat? Neighbor: Medyo mahapdi po pag nagpipeel. Kaya kelangan magsunscreen at magpayong. Tiis-ganda talaga. Mama: Bakit? Gumanda ka ba? 😂😂😂
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Good morning and have a blessed Sunday! Remember that faith is not the belief that God will do what you want but the trust that he will give what is best for you.
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My sincerest thanks to everyone who has been my shield and support in 2023. Thanks also to those who I’ve met who made me realize my value, who taught me lessons to live by, and those who taught me how to love especially me Here’s to another meaningful and fruitful 2024. Cheers
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Someone's keeping me company while I'm waiting for a driver to accept my ride. I'm not a cat person but who am I to resist this cutie who wants to bet pet and play with me?
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People: You should smile often when you talk because you look intimidating. Me: Anong gusto nyong datingan ko? Mary Jean Lastimosa, Philippines?! Hahaha
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Luto na ang ulam ko for the day! Everyday is a gift for us to learn from our past and pick each lesson to make us better. Keep a laser focus on your goals and don’t mind any noise around you. Magandang umaga.
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Buko halo after chicken inato and unlimited rice is 🤩👍🙌👌
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Sometimes you just have to look outside and marvel at God’s wonderful artwork.
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Good morning mula sa kalbong galang-gala na kasi malapit na ang birthday nya. Hahaha. Happy Monday.
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It was one of my most memorable Christmas vacation. Spent Christmas for the first time with the kids (after weeks of praying na topakin ang ina). Then it’s the first time my side of the family met my kids kasi finally after years na pagpipray at pagrirequest, pumayag na rin
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Bilang time ang aking receiving love language, I’m beyond touched that my boss reported back to work after 4 days of being sick and even still has hoarse voice, just to spend lunch with me. The wife of the BOD chairman also came to greet me with this.
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Boss asked me & the rest of the execs out for dinner and inuman. Boss: When is your anniv in this company, 3rd? Me: Today. Boss: Happy anniversary! Cheers! My heart is full. It still feels surreal how someone believes in me so much even at times of self-doubt Happy anniv to me
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May napuyat dahil nagluto kagabi for his ulam today. Too early to eat pero sige na kasi may early morning meeting. Tinatamad ako. Hahaha
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When life gets tough, a warm hug can work wonders. No words needed, just pure comfort. If walang magbibigay ng warm hugs, warm soup na lang. Good morning.
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Saan na ang sundo ko? Magnininong pa ako sa kasal. 😂😂😂
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Eksena sa SM Supermarket Cashier: Good evening, Sir Me: Good evening. How are you? C:Meron kayong… M:Meron! (Sabay abot ng SMAC) C:(Laughs) M:Wala ring magpapadiscount! C:Luh Sir. Memorized mo na
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I have forgiven those who have caused me pain but I could never forget how much it hurt. And though it still stings, I keep on choosing to forgive, not for them, but for me. And if our paths may cross, we’re totally healed, where no one hates nor cries, but where no one cares.
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Good morning mula sa kakagising lang at medyo nalasing kagabi. Ang swerte ko I have a boss who fully trusts me w my decisions. For months, he had been patient in reminding me na wala na ako sa govt na di kelangan ng approval ang bawat paghinga ko.
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Good morning! Ready na ang ulam for today. Ikaw? Kumain ka na bago ka pumasok.
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Aga-aga may napagalitan ako sa elevator kasi di pumila. Di mo nakita ang pila? Go back at the end of the line!
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Good morning lalo na sa immigrations officer na ang tanging tinanong lang ay kelan ako babalik. Gusto yata akong bigyan ng homecoming parade. Charot.
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Nagmamadali ako sa escalator tapos may grupo na nagsiselfie pa kaya nag excuse ako sa mga humaharang sa left side. Girl 1: Uy usog. May dadaan. Girl: Tangina! Nagpipicture pa tayo! Sino ba yan? Me: Stand on your right, damn it! Sabay alis. Leche kayo!
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Finally underwent oral prophylaxis after weeks of planning about it but forgetting to text my dentist and failing to be given a slot. Hahaha! Ready na ako for kissing scene. Yung sloppy na pangmatagalan. Charot
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Dahil mainit, need ng malamig.
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My Sister: Ito kasing si BBM, youngest child. Only son pa. Kaya spoiled, happy go lucky, walang sense of responsibility, tamad, di nakakapagdecide for himself… Me: May issue ka sa youngest at only son Te? Ate: Ay sorry. 😂😂😂
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Yung alas 9 pa lang pero parang ala una na ang init! Kelangan magpalamig.
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Happy Huwebes! Magsasabaw tayo today para maunahan ang ating pagiging sabaw.
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Grade 1 Recognition Day | March 1988 I asked my Mama why I didn’t receive those special awards (eg Most Punctual, Behaved etc.) and she said pangconsuelo lang daw yun sa di matalino. Naniwala naman ako. 😂😂😂
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Chatted with a grade school classmate last night after months of not seeing her online. Learned that she and her kids left her husband after finding out that he cheated on her with a guy. Kaya ayoko talaga yung papatol ka sa kasal kahit NSA pa yan kasi may masisira kang pamilya
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Last week, in an IG post, I came out. My closest female friend messaged me expressing how proud she is and apologising for not being there during my struggles. I told her it's nobody's fault. There's just a perfect timing. Today, after a lunch party, we had coffee.
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@marieonett3 @femcelgender No. It's not a generation shit madam. It's about responding to an invitation. We need to be sincere with what we say and do. Example: Iinvite nyong lumabas ang teammate nyo na ayaw nyo pala OUT OF COURTESY tapos sumama pala sa inyo. So kasalanan ni teammate?
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