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Purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Infatuated with crab legs and Anthony Davis’ unibrow. Lawyerish. 1881💙. She/ Her/ That Bitch

Alannuh
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
3 years
Explains why you haven’t shut the fuck up yet.
@torylanez
Tory Lanez
3 years
A wise man once said nothing at all .
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
5 months
This is probably why I shouldn’t have kids because I would have to tell my husband that the kid made a very valid point. Can’t argue with logic.
@SomaKazima
Ichigo Niggasake
5 months
He said BET 😭😭😭
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@thenineYANAs
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1 year
This lady explains Atlanta traffic perfectly
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@thenineYANAs
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2 years
Me: when someone asks why my nails are so long:
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@thenineYANAs
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5 months
Ya’ll I tried to deep clean and ended up just eating Doritos on a step stool in the kitchen… I’m just tired.
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3 years
This is amazing. Learn something new every day.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
1 year
And then of course good ol’ Marta
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
3 years
The way I would’ve slid my ass right out that car #TheUndoing
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
Cancel student loan debt.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
Game recognize game grandad and you looking pretty unfamiliar right about now.
@jayeasyyy
Certified Boogeyman🃏🥷🏾
4 years
What Boondocks quote do you randomly say out loud?
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1 year
The absolute crazy part is if you look at 400 and 675 you can quite literally draw a somewhat straight line between the two
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
5 months
@kingsarcasmj Family group chat would’ve gotten it immediately
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
First that was Hillary. Second you took out a full page ad and called for the execution of 5 Black boys for a crime they didn’t commit
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
4 years
Joe Biden called Black Youth SUPER PREDATORS. They will NEVER like him, or vote for him. They are voting for “TRUMP”.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
Imagine going on a date and the guy has on a suit with a nice turtleneck underneath. He takes off his suit jacket and the turtleneck is sleeveless.
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@thenineYANAs
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6 years
Black people are great at telling you “you should’ve came” to something you weren’t invited to.
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2 years
Verzuz was better when folks were in their house.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
5 years
Was “dating” this dude that didn’t have decorative pillows randomly one day he had decorative pillows. Figured he had another woman so I left him.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
1 year
I honestly do not care if you think the explanation is “poor”. I thought the shit was something interesting to research. Make your own TikTok, Reel, YouTube video about it or sit down, shut up and touch some grass while you’re at it. Miserable for no reason.
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@thenineYANAs
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5 months
dvsn’s Touch It still been going platinum in my car.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
5 years
Young Miami is pregnant and all I can think is that baby won’t ever get a chance to taste water until it can buy it’s own.
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@thenineYANAs
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4 years
😂😂😂
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
Absolutely nothing.
@thedankoe
DAN KOE
3 years
If you could make $100k/year doing anything you wanted, what would you do?
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3 years
My dog got banned from doggy daycare for being “racist” toward the white employees.
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4 years
Spelman Milkshake at the Yard Milkshake Bar
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@thenineYANAs
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7 years
@BullCityHeel @ShannonNtheCity @JustLetMeBeGr8 Why you in her business? She's grown.
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@thenineYANAs
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6 years
Clearly it’s a house of sociopaths who puts cereal in the refrigerator?
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Yana
5 months
@theafro_samurai Right. At that point I’m plotting on saving up for law school or med school with that sense of problem solving.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
2 years
The west end American Deli will always have a special place in my heart
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
11 months
So we started the boat ride cute…. We ended it with my forehead making an appearance 😂
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
3 years
If I get this job it’s at least a $30,000 raise.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
Random but the months of us having to be locked in the house and the impact it has on most if not all of our mental health should be further proof that solitary confinement in prisons shouldn’t be an option.
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@thenineYANAs
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4 years
You really couldn’t tell what the temperature was based upon folks outfits in the 2000s
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@thenineYANAs
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5 months
In case you needed something new to drop in the group chat 😘
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
2 years
My views on communication has changed drastically this past year. I believe someone is never too busy to at the very least acknowledge you.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
5 years
I got a new job!!! I won’t tell ya’ll where because ya’ll like to get folks fired but yay me!
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
The multiple streams of income millennials annoy my life. And I don’t mean the ones that have passion projects and stuff I mean the ones that act like if you don’t have multiple streams of income you’re not doing life right.
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2 years
If I ever get married I’m playing the music from the Red Wedding during the reception and see how folks act.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
Black folks will add a S to anything Kroger(s), Cub(s), Benihana(s)
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1 year
@keeshcapeesh Right! I live in Buckhead and had the same question every time I had to go toward south Atlanta.
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
Good morning to the men over 6’3. The rest of ya’ll I heard Willy Wonka is having try outs for Oompa Loompas… might wanna check that out.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
4 years
“30’s the new 20 nigga I’m so hot still”
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
3 years
Got offered a job with a grown up salary. I’m still poor compared to Twitter standards but I’m happy!!!
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
In case you’re wondering this is the racist.
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4 years
I’m concerned that I understood exactly what he said/meant.
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4 years
If he can’t pick up tampons and pads please leave that man and find someone that actually cares.
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5 years
Here’s my thing if you don’t want to spend money that’s fine do you boo but don’t feel a type of way if I decide I don’t want to go out with you.
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3 years
Hamsters are terrible pets. You look at them wrong and they die.
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1 year
Brought my birthday in fussing at my sister 😂
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3 years
Did the wigs come in a pack?
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@thenineYANAs
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4 years
Drive over county lines and see how they treat your Black ass in Cobb... Atlanta isn’t Wakanda.
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4 years
@KingKeeme Lol we’ll go with that.
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
Time to go play 🧡
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@thenineYANAs
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5 years
Dick probably was slapped on their forehead a few times too... pick your poison.
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4 years
The country should be allowed a hoe phase.
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5 years
Suns out buns out. Or whatever the kids say.
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@thenineYANAs
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4 years
If your grandparents say it’s Spelman University then it’s Spelman University dammit.
@_lifeofjada
Whitley Gilbert II
4 years
My grandparents told me to come by their house and this was outside when i got there. They’re so cute. I don’t have the heart to tell them. 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I definitely chew gum like my mama
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
If I deserve the finer things why would I let a Morehouse man love me?
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11 months
From Cabo with Love 😘
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@thenineYANAs
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5 years
So I thought ya’ll were joking but guys really say they ain’t paying straight out.
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4 months
Resellers really make concerts not enjoyable.
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7 months
I wish Desus and Mero was still on for this DJ Envy stuff.
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5 years
Because I like how my butt looks in these shorts
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2 years
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1 year
I just want us to remember Red Lobster is an innocent bystander in all this mess.
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3 years
Morehouse is going to be insufferable
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4 months
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@yourrushmore
down baddie
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you’re either with Taylor Swift or you suck
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5 years
My cousin in Minnesota throwing hot water into the air.
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5 years
Atlanta does construction whenever the fuck they feel like it. No actual schedule just whenever.
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@thenineYANAs
Yana
3 years
Buy your boyfriends all the same cologne so he won’t know when you come home smelling like a different man
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@thenineYANAs
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5 years
Ya’ll getting the fupa this summer
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3 months
This maybe my favorite pic/video of me and I absolutely hate taking pics/videos.
@MarketingBully_
Tyllah - Little Ms. E-Mail Marketing
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What’s that picture that makes you say “wow, I’m so pretty!!” 👀👀
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3 years
Sis may be on to something
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3 months
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Ladies What’s that picture of you in a dress that makes you say “Wow I look great”?
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2 years
@dontcallmedesi1 It’s a filter on IG called drunk lyric game.
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1 year
No seriously. We need to know where y’all found them.
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@thenineYANAs
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4 years
Happy Birthday #BreonnaTaylor . We are fighting for you too Baby Girl!
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6 years
@KiaSpeaks J Cole is probably putting aloe in his hair like Rih told him to do.
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3 years
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@thenineYANAs
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4 years
I don’t want to say this explains a lot but... 🤷🏾‍♀️
@brandonujohnson
Brandon U. Johnson
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Instead of charging the killers of #BreonnaTaylor ..... Kentucky Attorney General Daniel Cameron had an engagement party this weekend.😡🤬
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3 years
You may want to continue masking up to protect the rest of us from whatever the fuck you got going on.
@bethanyshondark
Bethany S. Mandel
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@OddHistorian @libbyemmons This mask is like this after one day.
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1 year
Meant to share my Dreamville day 1 fit because who knows if it’s going to make it to IG LOL
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@thenineYANAs
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7 years
We ain't never getting the second season of Atlanta.
@Gizmodo
Gizmodo
7 years
Donald Glover will play Simba in Jon Favreau's live-action musical of The Lion King
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11 months
Okay one last pic for the road
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@thenineYANAs
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3 years
Apple should ask you a series of questions before you FaceTime someone. Have you told them you are FaceTiming them? Do you actually know this person? Is it during business hours?
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@thenineYANAs
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2 years
I’m nasty… or whatever you say at the end of yoga.
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5 years
I’m not living life right
@nypost
New York Post
5 years
68-year-old dominatrix charges men $150 an hour to clean her house
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4 years
If I ever get down on one knee I hope the man has enough decency to push me over
@Getthebagcoach
Maybe: Jacoby
4 years
Never give up bros... True Love can be around the corner like this 🥺🥺🥺
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5 years
What’s the convo between Bran and whoever moves him? Was he like “park me here I need to pop up on someone in a few hours.” #GameofThrones
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1 year
Not Juicy Crab having a hookah lounge. Atlanta you have a problem
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3 years
I’m a firm believer in letting athletes fight fans.
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5 years
And my guy friends and men I’ve dated can tell you I will pay for the meal/outing out of the blue but now I just hate you and your existence.
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5 years
Would like to add he also sends me question marks if I don’t respond fast enough.
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3 months
I’m extremely late but just wanted to share my friend was featured in Essence 💕
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4 years
If I catch the Rona at least I looked cute doing it.
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