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Staten Islander | MA in IR | 🇦🇱🕋 | 26

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@themashkulli
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1 year
You’re welcome
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@themashkulli
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3 years
@dennismeaney91 They all type of ethnicities I think, but they all Italian at heart
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17 days
Graduation day guys #alhumduilah
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1 year
Look a baby Walmart (Failed McDonalds)
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5 months
I literally found a cursed object
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1 year
Twitter Confessions: I almost went to University at Albany cause I thought it would’ve been funny to be an Albanian in Albany
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1 year
Happy New Years everyone
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11 months
My cat had a good life, RIP to her about a year now 😭
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@themashkulli
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2 years
Very important holiday today! #25
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8 months
May I present to you this years costume
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1 year
It’s called American medicine 🇺🇸🦅💪
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9 months
It’s a holiday today guys
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@themashkulli
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7 months
IT TOOK 45 MINUTES FOR THIS HAIRCUT 😭
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1 year
Moments before going goblin in 2023
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@themashkulli
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2 years
They really update my results to be 100% Albanian I’m crying 😭
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@themashkulli
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6 months
I’ll just leave this here 😤
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@themashkulli
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1 year
New suit, new me #NewProfilePic
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1 year
Eid Mubarak #2023
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@themashkulli
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9 months
This was the birthday fit yesterday, wore the same as last year loll
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2 years
Very important holiday today! #25
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@themashkulli
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Me today
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It’s about time to update this account #NewProfilePic
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11 months
My favorite part of Oppenheimer was when he yelled “It’s Oppen time” and set off the bombs
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@themashkulli
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1 year
How my order for came in with 9 chicken tikka and 9 garlic naan? I ONLY ORDERED THREE! WHAT IS LIFE MAN? WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THIS CHICKENNN???
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@themashkulli
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1 year
Why am I getting fbi ads in Russian???
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5 months
Happy New Years everyone
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1 year
RAMADAN MUBARAK!!! 🌙
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5 months
Guys I am now normal
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11 months
I found out what PreK me wanted to be when I got older 😭 you think it’s still possible guys?
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The escalator literally ate my shoe today 🥲
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1 year
More wedding pics just dropped
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2 years
Best shawarma in the DMV area 😤😤
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6 months
Best pics are of myself and mosques 😭
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✨ your top photos of 2023 ✨
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2 months
Eid Mubarak!! Gezuar Bajramin! Per shume vjet!
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Mafia boss at his very important meeting ~Colorized 2023
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I found out what PreK me wanted to be when I got older 😭 you think it’s still possible guys?
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@themashkulli
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10 months
I’m literally shocked that Musk decided to use the word posts instead of X-rays to replace tweets
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1 year
Being a groomsman was harder than I thought
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1 year
Historic day, thank you thank you
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2 years
All I wanted was water from Starbucks 😭
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8 months
Some guy just went up to me and was like, “you look like the Jonas brothers,” then he slides down the area between the escalators like a cartoon character
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1 year
I sure hope all of you are ready for Ramadan next week!
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10 months
WHO MADE THESE!!?? 😭
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2 years
Another day, Another Wedding, My ears are now gone 😎
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2 years
Eid Mubarak my friends!
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@themashkulli
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2 years
I may be from Staten Island, but I am free
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@themashkulli
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2 years
AncestryDNA Update: I am no longer 100% Albanian 😔
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@themashkulli
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2 years
I once sneezed and said “ride with the mob”instead of “alhumduillah”💀💀💀
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2 years
How some Albanian guy come up to me and say, “I’m Albanian where are you from?” 😭
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1 year
My teacher in economics class goes, “Want to know why it says ‘in God we trust’ on the dollar? Cause money is fake and we hope to God it works” 💀
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Bro I need you to leave rn
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In Albania today causing trouble:)
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Thanks Twitter, I had no idea these tweets were from Earth
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It was time for a change of scenery #NewProfilePic
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I sure hope it does 🤨
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2 years
Look at all these chickens
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Who else make onions and eggs for Ramazan 👀
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I went thru my grandfathers fyp on tiktok and it’s all just all Big Brother Albania 💀WHATS GOING ON??
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Is this coffee or chocolate pudding 😭
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@themashkulli
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2 years
My whole jaw and chin got swollen and my friends keep calling me GigaChad 😭😭😭
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1 year
What the hell is going on in DC
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@themashkulli
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2 years
Just bought this, gonna be a hell of time 😈😈😈
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So proud that I can inspire others 😭
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EID MUBARAK EVERYONE!!
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17 vs 25 💀
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Baby me
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Why are they wishing this road good luck?
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This cover didn’t need to go this hard I swear
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2 years
RED AND BLACK TILL THE DAY I DIE! GEZUAR DITEN E FLAMURIT!!
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Made a quick stop to Niagara Falls
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EID MUBARAK!!!
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2 years
IS THIS REAL??? 😈😈😈
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Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a nightmare reimagining of the beloved bear.
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Happy 2/22/22 peeps
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I once made a Balkan Students Club in college just for fun to see if any beefs would arise
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Got covid today, RIP to me, stay safe everyone!
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I’m pretty sure 16 year old me was a crook!
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I wish you all a very merry New Year
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Literally 1984 Thank you everyone
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All I do is play Yugioh during class 😎
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Yo did Batman blow up all those people on the highway just for a lesson in Spanish?
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Story Time: So I was once almost not let in Macedonia because they thought I was a different person from my passport 🥲
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It’s a JoBro Halloween
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Ride with the mob #NewProfilePic
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Ramadan Mubarak everyone!!!!
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Stupid Story Time: Once I went on a surprise visit to see my friends in Bosnia while I was already in the Balkans. When I went, I come to find out 90% of them moved to Germany 😭
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YO A FIRE ALARM WENT OFF DURING THE BATMAN
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My updated 3x3 of my current favorite movies
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@SigurimiShtet If they did this it would’ve went hard af
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Twitter Confessions: So I was once low key lost in Belgrade. I didn’t know where my bus was, so I just decided to take a bus that had a similar number to the one I needed. So speaking from experience, if you’re ever in that situation, don’t do what I did 👀
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Guys I swear, I think every year I’m getting stupider 😭
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Made a 3x3 of my fav anime, you’re welcome
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I seen this book and couldn’t decide whether to laugh or cry 🥲
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So the peppermint mocha at Starbucks is now properly out of season 😔 How am I suppose to unethically spend my money now??
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Smoky Mountain trip, lesss gooo
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Who ever made this is edit has killed me 😭
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@AlexDillard1917 Still sounds like he lost
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3 years
I honestly forget why I think
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2 years
Sadly we all became best friends 😔
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3 years
Random Sad Fact: When I was 8 during school, I was told to find a country in Asia. I seen Georgia and was so excited to say my answer. When I told the teacher my answer, she said Georgia wasn’t a country it’s a STATE and I was so humiliated 😭 Anyway here’s one of the Georgias
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Who here hates delayed and canceled flights and then having to reschedule it for the next morning and then you almost missing it cause you turn off all your alarms like a dumbass??? ✋ Oh just me??
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@ohapetk Literally the hero we needed 😭
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@Frankbdha This started it 😭
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