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deni
3 months
poison & wine, chapter 11 — Amsterdam, B-side He thinks about Rebecca. He wonders if their what if ever led her to a moment like this one - a moment that it could almost feel like it was all worth it. This is it. This was meant to be his life. His story.
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11 months
she came, had good fun, fucked ted lasso, insulted rupert and disappeared. the true hero of the show
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4 months
the bear winning for comedy even though i haven’t laughed not even once watching that show
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5 months
forever the funniest thing related to ted lasso to ever exist and it’s not even on the show
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11 months
the way he gets shy all of sudden. when it hits him the magnitude of what they did. for people out there as viewers but for themselves. i-
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1 year
TED LASSO IS A ROMCOM
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1 year
12 years, 3 months. 12 texts, 3 gifs. 12 episodes, 3 seasons. 3x12
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1 year
rebecca asked him to stay. rebecca cried for him. rebecca went to the airport after him. rebecca literally said “if you go, i go”. THATS your idea of platonic? what kind of platonic relationships are you having
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deni
1 year
thinking about my man ted lasso going back to kansas city like... he doesnt even have a house anymore. michelle wont take him back, dr. jacob probably sleeps on his bed now. like sir. please THINK THIS TRU. WHERE are YOU GONNA LIVE
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deni
1 year
...they changed that ending last minute, didn't they...
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deni
4 months
when your buddy says you’re his lucky charm and date for the night but he only interacts with the hot blonde
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deni
9 months
the riverdale ending did what it couldnt be done for them...
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11 months
one of those days
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deni
10 months
the “no” between them is so loud
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deni
10 months
one of the main writers being involved in a messy and public break up with a custody battle ruined every chance for a different ending. the lines between real and fiction were always blurry, but he saw the opportunity to say “family first, always” and took it
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10 months
tell me your toxic trait as a ted lasso stan
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6 months
not the stare and jason pushing will away
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deni
1 year
don’t get me STARTED on the implication that michelle dumped her boring ass bf right before ted came back TO HER HOUSE lmao every new detail i remember i hate it more. ted ended up same way he started. in kansas. not knowing where he stands with michelle. Great Storytelling
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deni
4 months
📸 Ted Lasso and Rebecca Welton last night at Richmond's Annual Charity Gala 2024
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1 year
do we think ted's mother is gonna call beard by his actual name in front of the whole team
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deni
1 year
“is the lighting a good thing or a bad thing?” “depends if you’re ready for it or not” she’s ready.
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1 year
"they both know instinctively that if they do [say i love you], it could open a floodgate they'd rather not open"
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6 months
the tom holland of tlcu (ted lasso cinematic universe)
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Nick Mohammed
6 months
One year to the day since #TedLasso wrapped. And one year to the day that I accidentally posted this spoiler of Nate in AFC Richmond kit! Promise it won’t happen again on season 4- now wait
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4 months
SHE NEVER MISSES I SWEAR THIS WOMAN
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10 months
jason sudeikis stronger than me cause if i had this woman working on my tv show id come up with at least 23 scripts of my character kissing her
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1 year
she’s perfect for him
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9 months
covering up the greys cause they knew ted lasso would be too powerful with those
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4 months
MUMMY AND DADDY
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4 months
jason sudeikis dancing at the apple tv after party how you doing fellow kids
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deni
4 months
ppl seem to be having a good time repeating the same hilarious joke on the quotes saying "how's that different from ted lasso" the difference is i fucked your mom in your childhood room
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deni
1 year
he was READY to lean in and kiss her
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1 year
THEYRE BOTH GOOD AND READY
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deni
11 months
henry and phoebe having a beautiful day at the park with ted, rebecca, roy and keeley if we hadn't been robbed
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1 year
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1 year
ted and rebecca secretly dating but he forgets and kisses her at her office after dropping by with her biscuits. so the obvious choice is what he does next: kisses both keeley and higgins on the lips too
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deni
1 year
this has no business being so funny he’s literally in pain that’s how much he wants to be with her
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deni
6 months
WHAT IN THE NAME OF POISON & WINE CHAPTER 9 IS THIS
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deni
1 year
thats ted lasso from ted lasso
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alex
1 year
nintendo knows what it is doing
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1 year
like im sorry henry lasso i bet you miss your father but he has like 22 other sons now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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deni
1 year
he involved the whole team into a silly little act just to make her laugh like this
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deni
5 months
can you imagine creating a show where you launch THAT woman to the world and you’re like “hehehe im gonna hire another unknown man for her to kiss by the end of it”. could NOT be me. say it louder tom hanks
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2 months
she’s everything, he’s just ken
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11 months
set the scene: henry is 35. ted is old and grey. "do you ever regret it, dad? coming back?" "do i regret coming back to see you grow up and become this brilliant man? hell no. do i ever think about what couldve been if i stayed? every day, son. every day."
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11 months
"Dear Rebecca, I resign. Thank you. Ted." and just in case she gets confused which ted, "Ted Lasso”
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1 year
my only 2 moods
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1 year
cut my head open and this will start playing
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1 year
ted going “we good?” after not hearing from rebecca. he gets so scared he’s doing “it” again. it being how michelle made him feel of being too much and pushing him away. i’m—
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deni
11 months
when i finished 312 mad as fuck just to find out locals were loving the ted lasso finale
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deni
4 months
goodbye my family you were bigger than the whole sky 😭
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deni
1 year
don’t get me wrong, rupert’s sill a toxic piece of shit. but this show already gave us plenty of examples that people are flawed and troubled and more than just one thing, good and bad. this was the first time we got to see rebecca and rupert as what they once were
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erin 🌈
1 year
You cannot tell me that this wasn’t Hannah and Tony as themselves 🥹 #TedLasso
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1 year
i don’t wanna talk about tedbecca in 3x12 and all the possibilities of what might happen cause i always end up like this
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deni
1 year
dani rojas is sure to this day that ted and rebecca are married. such sureness let him to not even mention it, cause it’s ordinary. he sees ted with sassy at ola’s. dani looks for jamie in distress. sweat on his forehead. “amigo. i just saw coach cheating on ms. coach”
how many of the players do you think just quietly assumed they were dating after this
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1 year
“but there was no tedbecca this episode” ok listen. rebecca playing with her lasso ring while talking about love bombs? ted acknowledging invisible strings tying soulmates together? both ted and rebecca wearing red just like the string that suggested the soulmatism?
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deni
10 months
when taylor swift writes a song mentioning uno cards it’s over this is a Win for me
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6 months
THE HIGH FIVE
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deni
1 year
the ted lasso effect on her omg i cannot wait for her to realize he’s the one. the /oh/ moment during a storm that kills the power and there’s only them and that damn ola’s matchbook that he keeps inside his pocket
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1 year
istg they’re perfect for each other it doesn’t get any more MEANT TO BE than this. can you imagine their domestic bickering. they look like the type of couple that would start a food fight
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deni
4 months
“and of course to my beautiful wife, rebecca. thank you for sharing your life with me and giving me the most amazing little girl. i love you so many and so much. and, boss? i want more. you said — you said MAYBE if i win! i love you”
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1 year
worst part? i still love them. i do. fucking hell i just wanted them to be truly happy struck by lightning style
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1 year
the real christmas episode ending
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1 year
but i was thinking. what if. roy and jamie. turn out to be. the next generation. of ted and beard.
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1 year
i love this theater nerd so much oh my god i’d kill to see him happy
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1 year
mum and dad went to my school meeting
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6 months
NOW WAIT A MINUTE
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4 months
permanent brain damage after this picture. ted and his sons
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deni
1 year
from ted telling michelle “i kinda thought y’all would meet me halfway” after running towards her and henry by himself at the pitch... to THIS. literally meeting rebecca halfway while having personal meaningful exchange with each another
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3 months
all that work and what did it get me
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4 months
you both just lost a golden globe what’s so funny
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1 year
THIS WEEK
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deni
1 year
serenading each other with tender love promises yeah i’m totally normal and sane about it all
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11 months
I AM TOTALLY SANE AND NORMAL ABOUT THIS
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3 months
no idea what’s going on and honestly. i don’t need to know.
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4 months
thinking about my bros
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1 year
so he deliberately approved this. good to know
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'Ted Lasso' editor A.J. Catoline: 'Jason Sudeikis is there with us 10 hours a day in the editing room' [Exclusive Video Interview]
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4 months
she deserves to party and drink for free until 4am and have jason sudeikis’ assistant helping her out to leave with mystery man. she deserves the whole hollywood experience.
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6 months
me starting ted lasso: what a sweet show about believing in yourself and being kind. this is a breath of fresh air! me finishing ted lasso:
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deni
1 year
my boy isaac mcadoo someone told him "rebecca's father passed away" but he heard "get the ugly people out of the way"
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A man is dead and you’re serving cunt?
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deni
1 year
honestly i'm so mad and upset about the time change that i can't think bout anything else. first apple tv chooses to not point it out as the series finale. there's no interviews round that, no goodbyes, only the benefit of the doubt. now they ignore people's plans and timing.
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8 months
no but this is hilarious
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4 months
hannah waddingham really said: what do i need to keep from this show? and managed to choose all the tedbecca artifacts. she kept the plane ticket. that's my MOTHER.
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1 year
i just wanna talk real quick about how GOOD at his job ted lasso is. or became, for that matter. back in s1 ppl treated him as a joke. now he understands the game, the way his team will react. legend roy kent and coach beard, will their experience and books, now FOLLOW him
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7 months
i have to say, in recent years, mr sudeikis
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1 year
ted lasso SUCKS i HATE the tv show TED LASSO i despise ted lasso’s writers dumb tv show ted lasso! hello mr sudeikis now that i have your attention we as a society need ted and rebecca to realize their feelings towards each other and then kiss and possibly marry
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1 year
i’m doing great whydya ask
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deni
1 year
you keep on making polls about who realizes it first when my man has been looking at rebecca like that for months and tried to take her out on a date THIRTEEN TIMES. LIKE. he KNOWS ALREADY. that is canon TO ME
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1 year
the slutiest thing a man ever did
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1 year
no but for me it’s the fact that back at season one they implied michelle was kind of tired of ted’s optimism and silliness and now she dates. this guy. and the fact ted’s coming to realize it was never about him and the problem was not who he was. excuse me—
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6 months
all this time i thought he’d be the first one to show up and take her to the theater so she could do her thing in a clear symbolism that he helped her to get there by believing in her. but he’s actually the LAST one? and he’s the one to take her home? i—
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10 months
diamond dogs + the tedbecca baby
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4 months
guys i cant do this i thought i had my shit together. clearly i dont. cause im crying with this pic
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6 months
JASON AND HANNAH FROM THE APPLE TV SHOW TED LASSO??? YALL SAW THIS???? WHY NO ONES COMMENTING ON THAT?????
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4 months
kinda missing them hours
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6 months
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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4 months
*ted lasso cast groupchat* jason: so what you’re wearing tonight? idk what to put on so i could use some inspo hannah: don’t worry about it, im picking something comfy and simple jason: ok imma do that too
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1 year
mind you he didn’t even FLINCH while she was breaking. the same man that would hold her outside the gala after she tells him she doesn’t want to be alone. the man that sends her 12 texts because he wants to be with her. what the fuck is this.
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9 months
we been knew
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10 months
i know roy and ted are both diamond dogs, but i love me some ted/keeley alliance and roy/rebecca foundness. they're so precious. imagine their double dates
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10 months
ok couples be coupling
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6 months
sausage and teddy
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1 year
"proud coach of henry's soccer team" GET A REAL JOB THIS IS NOT A REAL JOB
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11 months
they were highkey just chatting at that point of the speech like do you want us all to leave or
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