Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus @thejoeynova Twitter profile

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 months

blood sausage 🩸

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

“Rail me in a sundress” this “rail me in a sundress” that how about we focus on building a functioning “rail” road system in the United States

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

When I crack open a seltzer at bedtime knowing full well I’m only gonna take two sips before I fall asleep

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

It will never cease to amuse me how pervasive the misapprehension is among men that DDs = largest breasts ever

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Charli XCX manages to accomplish in 4 minutes and 56 seconds (“party 4 u”, 2020) that which takes F. Scott Fitzgerald an entire 208 pages (“The Great Gatsby,” 1925) to express

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

It is endlessly funny to me that men have a literal G spot in their ass but so many of them go their entire lives without experiencing it because they’re worried that if they put anything in their butt it will make them gay

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

The queerest moment of my life was all the times I had gay sex

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2 years

the queerest moment of my life was a first date with a cute girl that was going really well until she said “I hate cats” and I was like ohhh and she was like “should we just end this now?” and I was like “ugh. yeah probably” and then we hugged goodbye

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Some of you people could also benefit from Nathan Fielder sitting you down to explain he is not your Daddy……

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Nail tech asked if I got two short nails on one hand because I “do hair”… new euphemism just dropped

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

“What size are you, like DD?” I actually get this question. Would that it were true, sweet friend! Oh, how I could shop and shop!

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

I fear I shall never tire of posting mirror selfies from my lair

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

4 years

Strippers who wear the Pleasers with no ankle straps are braver than any U.S. marine

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

25 days

you can’t open Tesla doors with long nails and that’s how you know elon musk doesn’t talk to any bad bitches

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

If sex work isn't work then why does it involve so many emails

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Let’s say it did make you gay… wouldn’t it be worth it

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Are you a “boudoir photographer” or are you a scrub with a camera who figured out sex workers have money. Be honest

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Who’s gonna tell her

meetka

@meetka

2 years

honestly working at a restaurant ive noticed that the hottest people use cash...im gonna only use cash from now on to maintain chic energy lol

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

It’s so funny to me when people ask me what I’m going to do about the “gap in my resume” after I “retire from sex work.” Have you ever heard of lying

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

good morning

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

“Why would you suck strap if they can’t even feel it” is your brain the size of a pea

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Last night a beautiful man ate me out from the back while I took bong rips. It feels good to be god’s favorite!

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

No shade but going through a hot girl’s wishlist and buying her something off it is a god-tier feeling and I will never understand why some of you are not doing it literally all the time

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

20 days

Can we get a thread going of queer providers who enjoy being booked by their colleagues? I’m trying to see something 🧐😉

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

5 months

Someone should do a shibari performance where they tie up a woman who is really thin… has anyone tried this??

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Can’t you just call in sick? I do feel your temperature rising…

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

And just like that, another trip around the sun… It’s officially my birthday! Want to show me some love? You know what they say: cash and gift cards are a girl’s best friend. 😉 🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂🎂

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Being friends with mostly sex workers is funny because whenever you all go out together everyone stares at you

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

God the women you sent here to bat their lashes and bounce their tits are being forced to learn what an insurance deductible is

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

10 months

@latkedelrey Manhattan Project is spelled wrong

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

One thing you gotta know about me is I’m not showing up to any party that doesn’t have at least 3 prostitutes in attendance

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

7 months

I have a client who refers to our kind as “local artists” and I think that’s beautiful

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

10 months

@chaotic_sub Everybody’s pretty covered up let’s all take a deep breath

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

10 months

Heaven is a place that we all have

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 months

You’re in my DMs asking if I’m “avail tn???” He set up a 4-hour dinner date over 6 months in advance within 3 emails. Y’all are not the same 💞

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

9 months

I’m built like this btw

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 month

@ “sex educators” who have never been sex workers

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Being sexualized from a young age because of your body is traumatizing. It saddens me to see anyone mocking her for this honest disclosure, but it cuts especially deep from other women.

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

My signature sex move is lunging for the glass of water on the nightstand mid-coitus

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

Insane to me that some people don’t understand dating a sex worker as the complete and total flex that it is

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Every time I get to tell a new hooker about boric acid an angel gets its wings

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Clients who show up to our date with a gift from my wishlist get special treatment I don't make the rules (I make the rules)

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

4 years

So fucked up that everyone assumes sex workers have daddy issues. Excuse you I have MOMMY issues

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Not to brag but I have it on good authority that @LyleAdler had a sex dream about me last night 👁👄👁

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

When you’re around I just go weak All I want to know: is it mutual?

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

4 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been handed an extra wad of cash you weren’t expecting?

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Do any girls want me to uhhhhh… “do their hair”

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

We love art 👩‍🎨

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

I literally have the face of a doll and the tits of Jayne Mansfield why on earth would I know anything about the Marvel cinematic universe

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

I do understand, however, that “DDs” has a magical, musical ring and an excellent mouthfeel - @silicone_angel knows this better than anyone

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Call her Green, and the winters cannot fade her…

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

I'm about to make my first-ever inquiry to a sex worker and I'm so nervous! 🥺

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 months

Let’s put the “lay” in “layover,” shall we? 🥂

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

14 days

Thick tattooed bitches belong on yachts. I’m not being biased it’s literally science

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Do you guys think this top enhances my assets? 🧐

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

4 years

I hate when people ask if I’ve ever seen a celebrity client. Like I would ever compromise the confidentiality of Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmesdale Dimmadome

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Thank you for 31k 🤩

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

A last-minute cancellation means I have time to meet one more admirer in San Francisco this weekend. This will be my last trip to the West Coast for many months. Plan accordingly. ✨

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

9 months

My body is a machine that turns regular guys into foot guys

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

I’m not “offended” you don’t eat pussy. I pity you

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

@CharoShane The best part about this is that horses sleep standing up

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

“No one dreams of growing up to be a hooker” Speak for yourself

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Literally aghast that they hired a woman with small breasts to play Pamela Anderson in this new “movie”… violence against my community

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

“It don’t matter how you worship/ as long as you’re down on your knees.” - Leonard Cohen

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

3 years

Hey, DC - I'm in you, and I have time for one more date before I depart for points West. Are you the one?

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

6 months

This job has taught me a lot of things, for example, a lot of men think Louboutin and Louis Vuitton are the same company

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

The Jackass franchise

Shaun (shaunvids on bsky)

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seeking opinions for potential video: if i say 'positive masculinity,' what do you think of?

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

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2 years

If you know what this thing is then you’re a freak forreal

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Do You Recognize Me Or Am I Just Hot: A Sex Work Dilemma

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

4 months

@ereshkigirlboss should we throw a party should we invite Andrea dworkin 🙄

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Thank you for 28k ❤️‍🔥💋

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Thanks for 40k ❤️‍🔥

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Every sex worker is a Libra. And it makes perfect sense

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

When I want to flirt with a sex worker, I send them money! Many of you could learn from this

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

Sealed with a kiss 💋

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 months

Rainy days are for the spa, I don’t make the rules 💅

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

9 months

POV: You took me to high tea at the Plaza, and I’m about to take you upstairs for something even sweeter - right after our post-Champagne nap 😴🥂

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

I’m built like this btw

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Dangerous curves ahead.

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

You see me at the dive bar… what’s your move?

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

6 months

@eventualforever THANK YOU

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

If you’re a bi girl who feels “erased” by the queer community might I suggest being a little gayer with it

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

2 years

PSA to clients: if your inquiry has acronyms in it, you’ve made a wrong turn!

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Joey Nova 🍇 on hiatus

@thejoeynova

1 year

Me in my lair 🫶

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