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landlord of @petitenicoco | views are not my own | “podcaster” | hapa supremacist

Joined March 2009
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@TheHapatarian
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Now instead of telling libertarians to move to Somalia, people will tell them to move to Argentina.
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
Who did it better?
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
You think 9/11 was an inside job but did you know that Strawberries aren’t actually berries so what’s the real conspiracy theory?
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@TheHapatarian
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6 months
@PetiteNicoco He was just asking if any white people were coming over
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@TheHapatarian
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@PetiteNicoco First it was changing a diaper then it’s thinking about the Roman Empire. I can’t keep up with all these rules!
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
I’m visiting San Francisco soon so it better be spotless when I arrive!
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Gavin Newsom again doubled down on his clean up of San Francisco for Xi: “If you have people over at your house, you are gonna clean up the house.”
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@TheHapatarian
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8 months
What do Israelis use to find information? Internet n’ Yahoo.
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@PetiteNicoco @ElHombreRojo_ @LPofCT She’s already done it so now what?
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7 months
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7 months
@PetiteNicoco I still have no idea where she lives
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
White people will be welcome in our Hapa ethnostate especially if you’re one who is making Hapa babies with an asian
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@dickmasterson White people will not be welcome in our Spic ethnostate.
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@TheHapatarian
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3 months
New coffee haul from Fox N’ Sons.
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
@PetiteNicoco Yeah people are talking about Osama Bin Laden on TikTok but a more pressing matter is women making cat litter box cakes
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@TheHapatarian
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8 days
It seems the Libertarian Party started pride month early
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
A peanut butter and egg sandwich is the best sandwich.
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What is your unpopular opinion about a food that would put you in this situation?
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@TheHapatarian
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3 months
Listening to @PeterRQuinones read Peter Thiel’s (with Blake Masters) Zero to One, and found a couple lines from the first part really intriguing. 1. “Competitive markets destroy profits.” 2. “Monopoly is the condition of every successful business.”
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“Pete Reads Peter Thiel's 'Zero to One' - Part 1” is up on my website and iTunes and all podcatchers. Search “The Pete Quinones Show”
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5 months
This, along with episodes 987-989, was interesting, fascinating, and entertaining. Pete’s show continues to be one of the few podcasts I listen to at the moment.
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“Episode 990: Was the Oklahoma City Bombing a Government Op Gone Wrong? w/ Jose Galison” is up on my website and iTunes and all podcatchers. Search “The Pete Quinones Show”
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@TheHapatarian
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3 months
@DecampDave Is the Haiti cannibal story really eating at you?
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@TheHapatarian
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2 months
That guy who lit himself on fire was just engagement farming
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2 months
Which current drama in conservatism will end up doing more damage to conservatism? RT for more awareness
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@TheHapatarian
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@thtlibertychick @PetiteNicoco @CrabBucketInc @theFitHerbalist @DaltonHill_4 @FreckledLiberty I am a member of Mensa, and I have a skyrocketing IQ. I have degrees in Engineering and mathematics. I'm also a writer for the natural sciences, technical documents, nonfiction, religion, music, AND software. I'm probably the smartest person you'll ever "tweet" with.
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@thtlibertychick @PetiteNicoco @CrabBucketInc @theFitHerbalist @DaltonHill_4 @FreckledLiberty I think you should realize you are talking to a heavyweight and should be grateful.
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7 months
Who would’ve thought that the main thing people would be talking about when it comes to a GOP debate would be two Indians throwing literal shit at each other.
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@TheHapatarian
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3 months
Tonight at 10pm EST, @AlanMosleyTV and I will be live-streaming from our basements talking about RFK Jr’s supposed VP list, the proposed TikTok ban, and make fun of the autistic libertarian border debate that’s been happening recently.
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@TheHapatarian
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5 months
I’m still not used to seeing “reposted” instead of “retweeted” I think Elon Musk made a huge mistake
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@TheHapatarian
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6 months
@PetiteNicoco dogs4lunch is a normal username in Korea
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@TheHapatarian
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2 months
Been listening to this song nonstop for days
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Reason 7 the CIA killed Trevor Moore. Pointing out the founding fathers were gun running, weed smoking/selling outlaws and not some cherry tree cutting betas. " It's hard to control people if the founders were thugs."
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@TheHapatarian
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6 months
@thtlibertychick @PetiteNicoco @CrabBucketInc @theFitHerbalist @DaltonHill_4 @FreckledLiberty I build 900 pound gazebos by myself You look like you weigh 40 pounds Your threats mean nothing to me
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
Javier Milei becoming President of Argentina has taught us that the Libertarian Party needs to become the second largest political party in America which I’ve heard will be an easy task.
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@PetiteNicoco Oh yeah that reminds me to ask you what’s for dinner again
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@TLEPaz With the way we naturally squint you’d think we could see America from the Japanese coast
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2 months
Learned something new during this past Friday night’s 38th Parallel. Make Dueling Great Again.
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@TheHapatarian
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2 months
It was an Asian woman driver obviously
@BNONews
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BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
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@LibertyLockPod @TRHLofficial @ComicDaveSmith @EdKrassen @krassenstein I listened to a bit of it and I don’t think I’ve heard Dave get that worked up before.
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@TheHapatarian
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3 months
Without watching the State of the Union address, I bet Joe Biden is doing a wonderful job.
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2 months
LOST with a whole different cast of characters
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
When the apocalypse happens and everyone is eating beans, how disgustingly bad is the air gonna be?
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@PetiteNicoco I talk to myself out loud
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@dbenner83
Dave Benner, Nemesis of Neocons
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@TuckerCarlson Turns out he was 100% right about science, propaganda, and the vaccines.
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@TheHapatarian
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Who would you trust more? A. A hundred illegal immigrants B. A cop
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@krassenstein @Timcast What if it was raised to 69? Nice.
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Who’s a bigger threat to America? RT for more awareness
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@TheHapatarian
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7 months
How would you eat if money was no consideration?
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How would you eat if money was no consideration?
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@TheHapatarian
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@scotthortonshow Drinking that blue milk again
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The crowd during the Donald Trump speech at the Libertarian Party National Convention was crazy but wait until the @LPNational holds their next convention @Chillderburg !
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7 months
Who would’ve thought that the main thing people would be talking about when it comes to a GOP debate would be two Indians throwing literal shit at each other.
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@ITYSL “In Memoriams” don’t usually include how they died
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Merry Christmas!
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Which group of people do you think plays the biggest victim?
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@TheHapatarian
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I’m seeing Iran being talked about right now and how scary that country is but I don’t know if any of you are history buffs but the country I’m worried about is Germany.
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@TheHapatarian
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5 months
A pin-up calendar but every month it’s an image of a tragic event that happened during that month. The Challenger explosion for January, 9/11 for September, and OJ Simpson being acquitted for October.
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@TheHapatarian
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Tonight at 10pm ET, @AlanMosleyTV & I will be live-streaming, talking about the Candace Owens/Daily Wire split, and much more that’ll get us on the ADL’s radar.
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@GavinWax “Wow what a nice bodega. When I walked in here I said wow what a nice bodega.”
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@elonmusk @SwipeWright I don’t want to get rid of my colon
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@PetiteNicoco I’m a sellout and I’m the first person to say so.
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Which foreign leader has done the best for their country so far?
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@TheHapatarian
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28 days
With Donald Trump scheduled to speak at the Libertarian Party National Convention, on net, which is most likely to happen? A. More MAGA Republicans vote Libertarian B. More Libertarians vote for Trump RT for more awareness.
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7 months
Since oral sex is apparently worse for you than smoking cigarettes, will throat cancer among lesbians go up?
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Our old laptop decided to kick the bucket so I’ll be using our iPad tonight. Time to grift and get a new laptop.
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Tonight at 10pm ET, @AlanMosleyTV & I will be live-streaming another episode of The 38th Parallel, talking about bird flu making its triumphant return, and more things that are really important.
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@TheHapatarian
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5 months
This feels like a I Think You Should Leave sketch starring Biff Wiff
@PrintsandtheRev
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GM and happy MF Monday! LFG!
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RIP Henry Kissinger
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@TheHapatarian
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Create a Happy Good People Day then
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@PetiteNicoco @mrs_alyse So “good people” shouldn’t be recognized on Mother’s Day? Ok.
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OJ Simpson is dead which means he’s a hypocrite
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If Palestine doesn’t exist then why are they still called Palestinians?
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@TheHapatarian
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If you were a racist, would you consider marrying an Asian woman as fair game or against your principles? RT for more awareness and also don’t forget to tune in tonight at 10pm ET for another edition of The 38th Parallel with @AlanMosleyTV & me.
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3 months
Do it in front of the White House
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6 months
Can we stop with the trope that trolls are people in their mother’s basement? Whenever I hear someone mention trolls in a negative light, they always say that.
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Which would be more beneficial to society and culture to completely legalize?
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I lost sleep last night because I was laughing so hard at this!
@imbenbeal
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@OliverJia1014 This is a personal favorite
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The last ten seconds feels like a comedy
@Tr00peRR
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Warning: graphic
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7 months
@airbagged What’s his favorite song? Little Sister?
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Tonight at 10pm ET, @AlanMosleyTV & I will be live-streaming another episode of The 38th Parallel and we won’t talk about anything foreign policy related.
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7 months
Listening to The Rock on The Joe Rogan Experience and while Joe was talking about Zelenskyy, The Rock asked Joe, “Zelenskyy was a comedian?” while Joe was talking about a comedy routine of Zelenskyy playing the piano with his dick.
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@zerohedge That picture made me crack up
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Tonight at 10pm ET, @AlanMosleyTV & I will livestream another episode of the 38th Parallel, and we’re just asking questions such as whether taking showers is just performative, wonder about Adam Sessler’s mental health, or we’ll talk about something completely different.
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Which of these groups has been more damaging to America? RT for more awareness
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3 months
Sees SOTU tweeted out by POTUS:
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@WalshFreedom
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So the skunk at the picnic that I am, I’ll just say it: I think these SOTU addresses are stupid, pointless, & grossly political. I’ve always felt this way. And I felt this way as a Congressman. We’d be better served if the President simply submitted a written SOTU every year.
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@TheAdvocateMag More like Congressional Stuffers amirite?
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8 months
An Israeli friend told me that being in the IDF isn't just a job, it’s an occupation.
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Chris Christie would know about big and serious because he’s a fat fuck.
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Of course, there won’t be an Argentina by next week because there won’t be an Argentina now that an Anarchist is president of Argentina.
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@PetiteNicoco @WyaneEntInc The best running joke since 2018
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3 months
Watch on YouTube: Or on @PetiteNicoco ’s Twitter account because she’s my private property
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8 months
Damn, people will eat squash at the Olympics?
@Beyond_Kick
Beyond Kickboxing
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Kickboxing & Muay Thai have been denied for the 2028 Olympic Games in Los Angeles. The two sports made the IOC's shortlist but came up short against flag football, lacrosse, softball, cricket, and squash.
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The only kind of grass I want to smell is a freshly cut lawn
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Man the LP presidential ticket is giving people lots of material to work with
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