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Added fifteen pounds of muscle this offseason, #SFB14 Is THIS What White Sox Fans Wanted???? UMass Basketball Podcast, He/Him✡️

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Santa when the fog rolls in:
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Alright put in Rudolph
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We’re like 3 stories from learning that Mizuhara can’t actually speak Japanese
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In the Angels media guide, Ippei Mizuhara claimed he graduated from UC Riverside in 2007. The school has no record that this happened, per @SamBlum3
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Ken Griffey Jr had 172 Home Runs by then, what’s your point
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Michelangelo was only 24 years old when he completed the Pietà sculpture
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Here’s the Tigers rotation from 2014: Justin Verlander (2017 World Champion) Max Scherzer (2019 World Champion) Rick Porcello (2018 World Champion) Anibal Sanchez (2019 World Champion) David Price (2018 World Champion)
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“Tell them how easy it is to walk into Mordor, Boromir.” “It’s incredibly difficult.”
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Elrond putting together the Fellowship roster
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The year is 2005, CM Punk has just left ROH and now they’re making me champion. The year is 2014, CM Punk has just left WWE and now they’re making me champion. The year is 2022, CM Punk has just left AEW and now they’re making me champion.
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Arian Foster is trending which makes me assume Alfred Blue is ready to trend if needed
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Me, hyped for Me, watching the White Sox the White Sox to rebuild. “rebuild.”
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The Chicago White Sox have won three playoff series over the last 105 years. All three came in 2005.
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I’ve made a discovery this morning
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Cubs fans: hehehehehehe Sox game no attendance Sox fans: The Chicago White Sox are historically, statistically the least successful franchise ever Cubs fans: derrrrrrrrr Bridgeport scary neighborhood Sox fans: Jerry Reisndorf is a war criminal who deserves The Hague
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When the Bears announce Carson Wentz is their Week 1 starter and the rookie they drafted first overall “needs to earn his spot.”
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Chase Claypool going from Mitch to Fields. He’s just like us
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White Sox: This one's for the South Side Cubs: Yea well uh like All Neighborhoods Matter, you know?
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It’s simple. If Joe Biden wants to win the election, he’ll break up Fanatics.
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Jerry Reinsdorf has never given a single player $100 million but wants the government to give him $1 billion despite 40 years of mostly underperformance
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There was a year where Alabama’s RB depth chart was 1) Derrick Henry 2) TJ Yeldon 3) Kenyan Drake 4) Alvin Kamara
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Now I know this ain’t who I think it is.
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BIRMINGHAM SOUTHERN TO THE D3 WORLD SERIES 🔥🔥🔥 Their school is closing down May 31st so they will be representing a school that no longer exists. Crazy stuff
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People retroactively act like Tim Anderson wasn’t a star. They’re full of it. From 18-21 he was a 5.1 bWAR player per 650 PA (to account for 2020’s short season). He won a batting title, multiple time all-star, a silver slugger, got MVP votes. And this.
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Brandon Saad for Artem Anisimov Artemi Panarin for Brandon Saad Brandon Saad for Nikita Zadorov How do you get the worse player 3/3 times?
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Still confused by this series of commercials where Rob Gronkowski attempts to commit insurance fraud.
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Should’ve run the score up worse tbh
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NDSU Men's Basketball
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Someone in the org is trying to communicate with us
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That flag is upside down. What does this organization do correctly?
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A story my dad always told me about Bill Walton.
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You should be able to write off Sox tickets on your taxes as a loss
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Name something more pathetic
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Execute Order 66
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Just a reminder, Chicago has a sports team in an American Conference, a National Conference, an Eastern Conference and a Western Conference. The only city with one in all four
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The reason Michael Jordan is more impressive than Lebron is he did all that with Jerry Reinsdorf
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NOBODY beats the White Sox 15 straight
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The thing Jerr Reinsdorf doesn’t realize is he’s trying to play chicken with a fanbase who would love to be hit by a car
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Dick Butkus is a sh*poster just like the rest of us
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Flu-like symptoms, huh?
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Me trying to hit in The Show
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A 10:30 PM Christmas Day DM means Aubrey Huff has finally crossed a legendary threshold. Hes a shoo-in for the Divorced Guy Hall of Fame for sure.
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I’m crying lmfaooo Aubrey Huff got absolutely buried finally
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I figured out what was up with Jose Abreu’s haircut. #WhiteSox
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Imagine typing all these words just to say women don’t talk to you
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White Sox rookie Nick Madrigal: 3,000 hits is 'very reachable.'
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The White Sox failing to bring back Jason Benetti would be a pretty perfect encapsulation of the organization as a whole.
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…… is this whole thing a bit? The White Sox posted a Jacob Gonzalez ground out as a “highlight” on Instagram.
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GIVE IT UP FOR LOSS FOURTEEN
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The White Sox stand as an immortal reminder. No matter what you think. No matter what the situation is. Things can always get worse.
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Love these Christian ads popping up at a game where the Chicago White Sox get crucified
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Yeah, and how'd that work out for him?
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Bears should trade Allen Robinson tomorrow imo
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The Chicago White Sox are now 1 of 2 MLB teams who have never signed a $100m contract.
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This would be the 11th largest free agent contract signed in White Sox franchise history
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Counsell getting five-year contract from Cubs worth more than $40M, league sources tell @TheAthletic . Will be highest-paid manager.
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What’s your all-time insignificant personal sports highlight? I once threw a 1-0 shutout win in intramural softball.
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Just a reminder of the White Sox Draft and Development History, here is every White Sox hitter over the last 30 years that the team drafted who became an All-Star with the team: Tim Anderson, Joe Crede, Ray Durham, Frank Thomas. That’s it. For 3 decades.
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Reservoir Sox
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Don’t forget, idiots.
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Let me fix this for ya: The show villain The actual villain
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THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL YOU NEW FREAKIN BANDWAGON WHITE SOX FANS! Welcome! We’re so excited to have you cheering on our boys. If you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask. Most of us are pretty friendly. If you do encounter a weird person challenging your fandom, ignore em.
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Per my sources, the Chicago #WhiteSox are considered one of the 30 teams in the running for Nick Castellanos.
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Wait I’m confused… Why didn’t Bryce Harper’s contract prevent the Phillies from signing other free agents????????
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The 2024 White Sox will never blow an 8 run lead, I can promise you that. Mainly because they won’t score 8 runs in a game, but.
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Folks, today Pitchers and Catchers report for the Chicago White Sox. In related news, the 2024 Chicago White Sox have been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs.
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My Bears prediction? 17-0 baby!! Super Bears Super Bowl
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Justin Fields had more MVP votes than Aaron Rodgers
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I still can’t believe this was a real, unedited photo.
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Lightyear (2022)
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@SharpFootball Launch Josh Dobbs into space
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Paul Konerko holding Campfire Milkshake, 2005
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Tim Anderson is the player people think Derek Jeter was.
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The issue with Moneyball is that people who watch it miss the part where the A's lose at the end (spoiler alert) and for some reason, they think that being cheap and using analytics is better than spending large amounts of money and using analytics.
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Matt Nagy really got handed “make Mahomes look solid and you’ll get another head coaching job” and failed.
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“CALL THE F—KING PLAY MAN” Patrick Mahomes is not having fun today.
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Tim Anderson will be on the cover of The Show 22.
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The year is 2013. The White Sox are underperforming and Justin Verlander is crushing them. The year is 2016. The White Sox are underperforming and Justin Verlander is crushing them. The year is 2023. The White Sox are underperforming and Justin Verlander is crushing them.
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Per my sources, the Rockies asking price for Trevor Story was Michael Kopech. #WhiteSox
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Wow imagine having a 30-HR bat and just… trading them away
@MLBHRVideos
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Jake Burger - Miami Marlins (30)
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Let’s cut to the chase, here. Andrew Benintendi is fine. Him being your biggest contract in team history is embarrassing. Him being the jewel of your “let’s get serious now” offseason is also embarrassing. Do more, prove me wrong, but this same patchwork crap isn’t enough.
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. @jasonbenetti made literally hundreds of bad baseball games into enjoyable experiences. He made a lot of tough personal times easier with the joy, comfort and comedy he brought. He deserves nothing but success and happiness.
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Jerry Reinsdorf really said “yes I’m bad at this but I’m bored.”
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If Arlington Park gets the new stadium, Chicago will get a Wrestlemania and a Super Bowl, because that stadium will definitely be domed.
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Tomorrow is the return of the U Game. #NeverForget #UMass #UConn
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The White Sox have 2 players die in the same year they’re playing a game inspired by the movie about dead baseball players showing up at a field? Curious.
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PEAK Tony La Russa is throwing Garrett Crochet into a tie game to blow it and then put in Liam Hendriks down 5.
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Jason Benetti continues to be the most eloquent, well-spoken and smartest man in baseball.
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"A person like Tim Anderson in the game of baseball should never feel like he has to say that he wasn't bothering somebody.” @jasonbenetti shared his thoughts on the Tim Anderson-Josh Donaldson situation with @jaysonst + @dougglanville on The Athletic Baseball Show.
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Maybe the Sox hired LaRussa the year of the Field of Dreams game so he can walk off into the cornfields and go to heaven or whatever
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Chicago fans this morning
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Is there a billboard near Guaranteed Rate Field we could rent? Are people down to crowdfund a "Sell The Team, Jerry" billboard?
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Matt Eberflus will be fired on Monday, January 6th, 2025. Write it down.
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Good morning, #WhiteSox Fans!
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White Sox playing in the no fans Baltimore Game, the Field of Dreams Game and the Solar Eclipse Game are their greatest accomplishments since 2005.
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Imagining Yasmani Grandal in the derby taking every pitch and winning by drawing an unbelievable 9 walks.
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Here’s an Illinois shaped chicken breast btw
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Imagine dropping 2 of the best comedy movies ever in the same 12-month period. Mel Brooks is the absolute GOAT.
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Give it up for 3-19
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The plan? Pay a future hall of fame pitcher $43 million to allow 7 runs in a playoff game
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. @nathanfielder out on the town having the time of his life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Luis Robert has officially entered into a runoff with Brandon Johnson for the mayor of Chicago
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Brooks Boyer should not have a job.
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@JeffAgrest
Jeff Agrest #🟦
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#WhiteSox NEWS: Jason Benetti’s departure hastened by contentious relationship with executive Brooks Boyer. Plus, Mike Monaco, Connor McKnight among potential successors.
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The White Sox really weakened the Astros for the Red Sox.
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Tim Anderson starts a brawl after being hit by a pitch.
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My toddler just looked at me & said, "Why would the White Sox call up Lenyn Sosa directly from AA if they had no intention of playing him? Surely he would be better served staying in the minors & getting plate appearances every night instead of riding the bench.” Great point, kid
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Should the GM who did this lead another rebuild
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#WhiteSox have acquired veteran RHP James Shields and cash considerations from the Padres in exchange for Erik Johnson & Fernando Tatis Jr.
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