Denis @the_kneeees Twitter profile

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Denis

@the_kneeees

7 months

One in each country she visited during the pandemic ❤️

Pop Base

@PopBase

7 months

Dua Lipa wrote 97 songs for her upcoming album, Rolling Stone reports.

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4 months

Your rectum when I'm finished

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@O_Satisfying

4 months

Looks delicious🥰

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3 months

This guy at work is telling me about his wife then shows me something on his phone and Grindr notification pops up 💀

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@the_kneeees

2 months

Now let's apply this to airplanes please

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@hifromkyle

2 months

Found my new local

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5 months

Works with spit too

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@ScienceGuys_

5 months

The magic of physics.

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3 months

Just got sent my recent club toilet s*x video and we obviously tried to stay quiet so all you can hear is two girls in the cubicle next door discussing their favourite lip gloss with an occasional slap and moan 😭

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2 years

Told this boy I've got a belly and he said it's perfect cause it will give him shade when he's sucking me off during heatwave.......

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2 years

Went to Heaven first time in ages and got ESCORTED OUT for MAKING LOVE in the toilets 😭

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2 years

Straight people telling me I'm boyfriend material whilst gays are not even replying to my Grindr taps 😭

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7 months

Less than average twink who called me sir

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@RlCKYRAGE

7 months

what would have to be on the other side for you to cross this?

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2 years

overheard at hoopla, a blue tick twitter gay telling everyone that he had tested positive for monkeypox THAT MORNING but "didn't really care" and came anyway

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3 months

@stevo17329715 Yes I just made it up cause I wanted you to comment on my tweet, thanks for helping me achieve my life goal

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3 months

One month into my new job and my CEO said they're all so happy to have me and that I'm the breath of fresh air they needed for a long time 🥹🥹🥹

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6 months

Once again my Airbnb's bedding is stained by various body fluids with sex toys and empty bottles left everywhere 😭🤮

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Denis

@the_kneeees

5 years

My dating life update: Sent a drunk thirst trap to someone on Instagram and they have responded "OK"

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5 years

My mum just said she couldn't sleep last night cause she heard some man in a flat next door moaning during sex. Little did she know that I was having my birthday meat beating session in the bathroom and didn't bother to use headphones 🤦🤦🤦

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Denis

@the_kneeees

7 years

Gays: everyone hates us so let's love and accept each other Also gays: sorry you're under 9 inches there's no point of even chatting

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Denis

@the_kneeees

2 years

My wanks are either 4 minutes or 40 minutes there's no in-between

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Denis

@the_kneeees

1 year

Made out with some random boy at Brewers yesterday and he said "sorry I can't carry on, you're a really bad kisser" ☠️

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@the_kneeees

5 years

So I met for a coffee with this guy I buddied up on spare room to find a flat together and he just said that he's no longer looking for a flat but he wants to meet for a drink again soon. This is spare room not tinder I need a home not a hole 😭

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3 months

I refuse to pay £45 for 11 minute taxi journey so I'm currently on a night bus wearing a leather crop top. Pray for me

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@the_kneeees

10 months

Me when my bottom accidentally farts during sex

Wandsworth Police

@MPSWandsworth

10 months

No. Not having this. You do not need to apologise for noise when you are doing such a much needed job. You're amazing and WE NEED YOU!!!

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3 years

I miss getting Chlamydia from random boys at XXL

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3 years

My mum is stalking my Instagram and messaged me to stop liking pictures of boys who look like they could be my brother 😭

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3 years

I'll never understand how you all tweet that you're broke everyday and the minute new £1000+ iPhone gets released all I see on your stories is order confirmation emails 🤯

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5 years

Can you all please start cleaning your rooms and mirrors before you take a selfie in 2019 thanks

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3 years

My goal for 2021 is to have sex with at least 50 of my followers

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5 years

If you go to a gig please remember that one or two videos on your social media is ENOUGH

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6 years

Yesterday was probably one of the worst days of my adult life cause we've discovered a tumour on my dogs body and I was told he won't survive surgery cause he's too old. Today he had it removed and he's woken up and is wagging his tail already 💕💕💕

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4 months

Everyone in the US is "loving my British accent" but when I'm in UK nobody can understand me cause I'm actually from Poland

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5 years

My Uber driver just asked me to sit next to him at the front then told me "something here smells delicious, I think it's you" and kept starring at me all the way. I'm fuming cause I've just realised that I missed out on a perfect opportunity for my first taxi sex 💔

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5 years

Mighty Hoopla summed up: * Sneezing * Avoiding people from social media you don't like * Looking for people from social media you fancy *Sneezing *Texting your friends "where are you" 50 times *Queuing for the bar and toilet *Sneezing

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Denis

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2 months

I can see people already kicking off so just to confirm - nobody is asking to ban children but to have options of child free flights, people would pay extra for that

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3 months

Bottoms who can take dick with no lube - you deserve the world

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5 years

I've asked my Instagram followers to unfollow me if they voted tory(without calling them cunts, I just don't want people with their kind of beliefs in my life) and I'm actually surprised how many of them come to my DMs to defend themselves and call me toxic

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@the_kneeees

4 months

That's Drake's willy

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4 years

I'm staying in London on my own during Christmas cause I am a Grinch but my mum came up with a theory that I'm actually spending it with someone I'm allegedly dating but not ready to introduce them to family yet so so let's just all stick to this version instead

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6 years

Some older lady just caught me whispering CUNT to someone who was pushing in on Central Line and she winked to me and smiled. We stan old people

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6 months

I'm sorry to say but I have officially moved on from twinks

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5 years

I got with someone on a night out yesterday, then he went for a cigarette, came back and said "I'm not interested anymore" 🤣

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5 years

I'm a bit pissed and I wanna respond to everyone's Instagram stories telling them how much I fancy their siblings

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3 months

This is how I feel when I bring home another top and he ends up bottoming for me

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2 years

I need to stop flirting with boys in their 20s cause downloading Snapchat each time to get a few nudes is getting boring

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@the_kneeees

6 months

What I didn't expect to see at the STI clinic today is my recent Hinge match working there 😵‍💫

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Denis

@the_kneeees

5 years

Wearing leggings for Hoopla was a great idea until I've realised that there's literally zero chance to hide a boner and I'm like a teenage boy who gets hard every 5 minutes 😭

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My cousin who I didn't talk to for ages just called me saying she broke up with her long-term boyfriend and asked for tips how to live her life now cause I'M THE ONLY OLD SINGLE PERSON SHE KNOWS

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5 years

I'm glad that cock destroyers are promoting my brand so if anyone wants to wank a Pole I'm available most evenings and weekends approximately 4 times a day

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6 years

I can't believe I was making out with someone last night, he asked for my age and when I said I'm 27 he literally turned around and left cause he was 23. LOL

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2 years

Maybe I don't work as hard as Molly Mae but..... I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!🎉🎊

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Tomorrow. 1PM. Drop whatever you're doing and pray for me 🥺

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