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Isaacmarv✨🖤

4 months

One thing l've learnt in my small years of living is that people know what they are doing. They know how it affects you, they know how it would feel if it's done to them, they know.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

POS and fuel attendant, una time go soon pass. Ask nose mask and hand Sanitizer people.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

I’m tired of pretending, what’s the use of that green net?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

My destiny helper if I locate you by myself makachuku you won’t like it

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

As a guy... Would you be able to pass here??

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Actually mine is not a question ,the lady serving refreshments skipped our row

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

12:00: sorry for the late replies 12:01: okay but dont do it again 17:00: i wont

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 months

Tinubu wicked pass pharaoh

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

I miss the brain that could understand this

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 month

When you have mastered the act of contentment, people start thinking you have everything. Contentment doesn't cancel desire, it cancels desperation.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

@AhableameE Your family suppose disown you straight.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it's just your mom isn't replying

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

(During shola's wedding) Priest : Does anyone have reasons this couple should not be married?" Guys that bought shola books:

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

@PrincessAndor @Khanstillday You get sense, you come sabi book, normally your future husband suppose pay extra for your bride price.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by alot of shit

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Send your younger siblings money today! Let them know there is a reason they gave birth to you before them.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

@AlongeAnointin Sha no help your children do their assignment

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@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Nobody: RnB musicians who knew how to sing and dance as well.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

If I see 2 million now, na to give my babe 1.9 make she use go vacation, then use 100k do data take dey view her status..

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Lagos is really wild, you can be listening to "onise iyanu" in your car and be telling a bus driver "abi olohun Fe ba ti e je"?😂🤣

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Guys let's be honest.. What's the first thing you look at when you meet a lady?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Bleaching award🥇goes to which tribe in Nigeria? 😂

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@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Blue Door: You go back in time and fix all your mistakes Red Door: 10 million in cash Which door are you picking?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

When you enter the bank and the guards overhear you singing “Bella ciao”

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Why is everyone leaving their WhatsApp profile picture blank? Is that the new maturity update

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

You hold Naira, problem. You hold Dollar, problem. You hold Crypto, problem. You hold NFTs, problem. You hold woman too, that one na mental case. Wetin man go hold again💔

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

They increase houseboy salary, out of joy he slap madam Yansh 😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

I don't care if she's the most beautiful girl you've seen, Don't sleep with a married woman.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Worst response to "I love you"?

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@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Once you are constantly always online on Twitter.. Life outside would be boring 😂😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

As a child that was brought up from a good Christian home, what’s your next move?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

I started respecting women the day my girlfriend introduced my own brother to me as her cousin.

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@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Go back to your ex or walk through this road alone.

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@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Names of boys who cannot give girls money.

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@the_isaacmarv

2 years

The pain of being a visitor you have to laugh even if the kid runs away with your meat 😭

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Corn for short people 😂😂

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@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Any girl that drinks alcohol can't make a good wife

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

10 months

Whenever you pray, Pray for good health. Medical bills can make you poor in less than a minute.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

If you actually don't like O.B.O songs... Then you are not standing strong

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Lord the ribs you took from us are telling us we are not their types, just imagine 😭😭😭

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

So broke men make you sick? But you are in good terms with your Dad?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

If 10k disappear from your account, will you notice it?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

I think women catch feelings quicker but men catch feelings deeper

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

I can't be the only person that has slept hungry just to prove to my parents that I am angry 😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

9 months

Straight to the point there’s no need for stories 🤣🤣🤣😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Can never be my country. 😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Some of you don't know you are too ugly for the attitude you give.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

7 months

I can’t wait to have it all together, but God i thank You for where i’m at now.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

I have a feeling that once you buy data from MTN, one of their staff will start using it with you, Like how can I use 11gb in one day🤕😩

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Son: Dad, I'm going on a date Dad: Do you need some money?? Son: No, HE will pay Dad:

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

If you want a boyfriend who has a car, you will find him where you have parked yours.

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@the_isaacmarv

10 months

"That boy laughing at the back, tell us the answer. "

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

If Malik pass my followers today I'll deactivate 😭😭

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Retweet and drop your handles 🥳🥳

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

10 months

The chat was going well not until the person said????

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Treating people right is better than posting Bible verses that you don't even practice.

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@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Atheist on Twitter but on Sunday your mom must not get to church before you. 😂😂😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

How much e remain for ur bank account to enter 1 Million?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

"why were women not part of Jesus disciples?"

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@the_isaacmarv

1 year

The fact that you can identify stingy people means you are begging too much.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Delete one forever 1. Pap 2. Custard 3. Golden morn 4. Oats 5. Corn flakes

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

11 months

Always remember that a man's picture cannot be found on a beauty cream. Check pain relief cream na there we dey. 😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Nobody will have your back like God does ❤️

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Girls be like “I’m focusing on myself” while texting 4 dudes at once.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

Been really busy this year I forgot to marry again 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Nobody supports you like a social media friend that you've never met

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@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Who still has a friendship that's lasted more than 8 years?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Don't compare a young struggling guy to your sugar daddy. Your dad failed that's why his mates are sleeping with you

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Nothing pain pass say TG omori use another guy instead of Malik do ayra starr video 😭😭😭

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@the_isaacmarv

2 months

Never wear black socks in white Af1's

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2 months

steeze 101:

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

7 months

People who immediately reply to your text, are not desperate.

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

1 year

In Nigeria “tell them I sent you” is stronger than first class upper.

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@the_isaacmarv

1 year

If your mom can’t find it, it’s gone

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

7 months

My salary just enter now If you know say nah me suppose dey work make you dey chop Abeg send aza.🙏🏾

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Girls what will you do if you are arguing with your boyfriend and he starts crying?

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Truth is that if some of us didn't exist our families would be bored asf 😂😂😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Even if the assignment is due in 2 years, there's a legend who will do it the night before 😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Claim it!!!!!

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Africa school has that teacher who dresses like they don't get paid 😂😂 Name the subject they teach 😂

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

7 months

TRUSTING GOD AIN’T FOR THE WEAK!! You gotta be able to still keep it together when everything around you is falling apart. You gotta be willing to stand in the paint and still say “LORD I TRUST YOU” with tears running down your face! You gotta SEE IT even when YOU DON’T SEE IT!

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Isaacmarv✨🖤

@the_isaacmarv

2 years

Truth is that we don't really have a type but we know what's not our type 😂

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