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Austin, TX
Joined February 2009
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3 months
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7 years
Guy wakes up from surgery, asks to see nurses tits ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Cystic Fibrosis patient finds out heโ€™s getting new lungs.We're happy for you, Kevin!! ๐ŸŽ‰ [via IG/mikey5d]
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6 years
somebody's getting fired...
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OMG watch this dog take itself sledding
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8 years
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4 years
this is the greatest thing i've ever seen
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8 years
Nothing will keep me from the weekend.
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6 years
Shaun White just won ANOTHER GOLD. Never forget the then 19-year-old's epic save after winning gold back in 2006 - "I'm talkin about Mountain Dews, baby!" #Olympics
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7 years
We met up with @dylanobrien for some tactical gun drills in honor of #AmericanAssassin , in theaters TONIGHT! @VinceFlynnFilm #ad
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8 years
. @VancityReynolds tweets like no oneโ€™s watching (His top tweets here: )
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8 years
This is how it starts.
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7 years
when she says she only dates good boys
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7 years
We asked @ufc titan Khabib Nurmagomedov to break down the plots of popular romantic comedies. Not sure what we expectedโ€ฆ #UFC209 #sponsored
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6 years
the perfect girl doesn't exi-
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7 years
โ€œALL STARโ€ BY SMASH MOUTH (played on calculators)
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6 years
Dog only sings to Tennessee Whiskey ๐Ÿ˜
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6 years
๐Ÿ”Š*SOUND ON*๐Ÿ”Š This dog does an amazing impersonation of Fergie ๐Ÿ’€
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7 years
greatest. magic. trick. EVER.
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6 years
STOP EATING TIDE PODS
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10 years
RIP Robin. Your humor brightened all of our lives. http://t.co/iqcTmJeS8z
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5 years
Loot, Shoot, Live, Die, Respawn and Repeat. It's all in a day's play for @PUBG players! Ben and @megturney have teamed up together to go through the ringer of @PUBG โ€™s ultimate battle royale experienceโ€ฆ but in real life. ๐Ÿ— BUY PUBG FOR PS4 HERE!
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6 years
This dad doesn't tolerate his son's bullying
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WOW watch this firefighter save a life by snagging a suicide jumper out of mid air!
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6 years
She took his man card and his soul ๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 years
Wow. The world needs to hear this powerful message from Keaton Jones, an amazing young man from Tennessee who's had to deal with bullies at school. Keaton, the world needs more people like you!
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The mailman is trying to seduce the housewives again
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7 years
RIP Tom Petty
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7 years
the dance of my people. the liver dance.
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6 years
even the reporter can't handle it ๐Ÿ’€ #420day
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7 years
*listens to Darudeโ€™s โ€œSandstormโ€ once*
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6 years
OMG watch this baby's adorable reaction to putting on his first pair of glasses [via @JukinMedia ]
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6 years
RIP to Marine Corps legend and actor R. Lee Ermey. March 24, 1944 - April 15, 2018.
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7 years
This kid is cooler than you.
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8 years
Iโ€™ve lost control of my life.
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6 years
โ€œIโ€™m high as ballsโ€ฆwanna see my special talent?โ€
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5 years
that bucket should be full ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
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8 years
When you walk in the living room, but your parents have friends over.
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6 years
what an amazing dog
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4 years
Just a friendly reminder to wash your hands ๐Ÿ‘
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6 years
K9 officer's first day undercover as a good boy
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6 years
this bird takes no bullshit
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4 years
Video of the decade. (Wait for the ending.)
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3 years
I like to think Sean Connery and Alex Trebek and having a drink right now. RIP
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6 years
Bust out the Mariah Carey because IT'S DECEMBER 1ST
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3 years
RIP Norm Macdonald, a true original.
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6 years
this ๐Ÿ’ฉ is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚
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6 years
holy shit @Wendys
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8 years
On #NationalSuperheroDay , our hearts belong to #Deadpool .
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5 years
This cat is back to haunt our dreams again. @MichaelRapaport @iamrapaport @wilfred_warrior
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1 year
@KnivesOut I kinda like it tbh
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6 years
RIP Anthony Bourdain. Gone far too soon.
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6 years
probably the best yoga video ever
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4 years
can i get a HELL YEAH?? ๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
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7 years
when the bartender yells โ€œlast call!"
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9 years
It fucking helps. http://t.co/3LGUVVFa1B
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3 years
Love this interaction @VancityReynolds
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6 years
KID: So what's it like being an adult? ME:
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the perfect girl doesn't exi- OMG WTF
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Tasha might be the sneakiest puppy ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 years
What a moron.
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6 years
This waitress ainโ€™t taking no sh!t from a groping douchebag
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7 years
wait fore it
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6 years
We have the EXCLUSIVE @SuperTroopers 2 trailer drop with the guys from @brokenlizard right MEOW!
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someone please find this woman ASAP so I can propose to her
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4 years
Sunday night vibes (IG: wilkejen)
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when the brownies kick in
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When your girlfriend goes to Target
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THE "DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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when it rains, it po--OH FUCK
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June 6, 1944. The fearless Allied Forces stormed the beaches of France, forever changing the course of history. Freedom isn't free โ€” never forget that. #DDay
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name that movie ๐Ÿ‘‡
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my medicine ๐Ÿฉบ
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consider the jam pumped ๐Ÿ˜Ž @damienrobi
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Her reaction to wasabi ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Meet the queen of the "titty twerk" @littlewildthingg
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ME: Iโ€™m taking it easy tonight. ME: *5 minutes later*
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wisdom
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6 years
10ft snake call? NO THANKS ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ || IG: ofc.gaines_714
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i'd like to enroll in a class please
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When someone tries to talk to your best friend
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The perfect girl doesn't exi- IG: hannahbarron96
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This might be the best #WhatTheFluff I've ever seen... โค (via @jukinmedia )
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Father of three Larry Nassar victims demands justice by his own hands
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I canโ€™t stop watching ๐Ÿ˜‚
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okay the olympics might be getting a little out of hand at this point...
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Momma came in HOT ๐Ÿ˜‚
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some... ๐Ÿ”ŠTURN YOUR SOUND ON๐Ÿ”ˆ ...BODY ONCE TOLD ME
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Happy birthday to the man, the myth and the legend. http://t.co/MClwwoRY8d
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Youโ€™re gonna need a bigger float. http://t.co/p6b7tU7Wf3
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4 years
Sunday nights with Jen feel oh so right (IG: wilkejen)
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9 years
Nathan Fillionโ€™s Twitter is a cleverly tuned vessel. @NathanFillion (His epic tweets here: http://t.co/DBh7MjLxhw) http://t.co/bHlAsG1Hu1
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4 years
absolutely ๐Ÿป
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RIP Maya Angelou. An American legend. http://t.co/SYccO3T3Vs
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wait for it ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I SWEAR ON MY LIFE IT'S LAUREL AND MY COWORKERS ARE SAYING I'M AN IDIOT.
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