Molly J RN @theBSinBSN Twitter profile

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Like you pretending you’re a nurse...you’re a tech with a criminal record

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6 years

If a nurse floats to your floor, treat them like a guest. Don’t load them with a shit assignment. Don’t give them the smelly crazy guy. Show them where the candy stash is. Develop a reputation you can be proud of.

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4 years

Pt has two broken arms and anesthesia bitching me out because I put a line in the foot. WHERE ELSE IS THERE? SCROTAL SACK?

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5 years

@realkatiejow @redrobinburgers Red Robin like:

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5 years

If you worked as a tech or CNA before becoming a nurse, please raise your hand 🙋🏻‍♀️

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4 years

DOCTORS MAKE THE VERY WORST PATIENTS.

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6 years

I put rose scented lotion on my 83 year old pt after her bath and 88 year old hubby wanted to know brand so he could buy it for her. Also I caught them smooching several times. ☺️☺️☺️

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5 years

EMS dropping off a frequent flyer

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Ok now do it with a 180kg pt

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5 years

How to turn your patient easily in prone position? You simply need 3 pillows & 2 sheets. Look at this short video we made. Thanks to our great nurses🥰. #proneposition

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2 years

My new pt is a retired pharmacist in their 90’s if you’re interested in what my personal hell feels like…

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

3 years

Okay you dumbfucks Pfizer got FDA approval now roll up your sleeve

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5 years

One time during report a nurse told me pt did great she slept all night. I go in and wake her and she had massive stroke overnight. I’ll remember that until I die.

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5 years

I guarantee the guilt of me letting you sleep and missing something absolutely catastrophic will outweigh the guilt of me having to wake up during your short hospital stay.

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Molly J RN

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2 years

GUYS look at what @titsay did for my dear sweet Bad Dog. I miss her so much 😭

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6 years

ETOH pt had emergent trach and vented for a few days. Fussy sister at his bedside whole time. He transferred to us and finally ready for a passy muir. We popped it on, he looked over and his first words since being trached were “fuck you *Brenda!” *name changed. 🤣🤣🤣

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Molly J RN

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3 years

I literally got called in to office because supervisor said AND I QUOTE “you never say hi, you just clock in and start working.”

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@theBSinBSN

5 years

Pt girlfriend laying in bed with them, “can I get something for a headache and something to take it with?” Me: gift shop opens at 8. Pt gf: You’re fired we want a new charge nurse. Me:

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5 years

@SOCKSnFLOPS Did she borrow a suit from Rob

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5 years

L&D clinical instructor said something was broken in me because I didn’t cry watching a childbirth. Bitch I don’t know these people who gives a fuck.

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Molly J RN

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4 years

Work just sent out an email from CNO asking us to please please pick up as much overtime as you can. Bitch how many shifts can we sign YOU up for?

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Calm down Mother Teresa every fucking nurse on earth will wash a pt’s hair if they had the time. You’re not special.

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@theBSinBSN

5 years

I would take a bullet for Cinderblock

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

“You work for the patient, not these fuckin docs.”

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@Kati_Kleber

6 years

What is the greatest lesson someone at work has taught you?

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Molly J RN

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2 years

Can we stop this fucking narrative that LTC nurses are lesser than hospital ones? It’s not easier it’s not harder, it’s DIFFERENT. I CHOOSE to work here and your meemaws are in excellent hands.

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Molly J RN

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4 years

Uggh have some respect for incontinent patients and call their undergarments briefs, not diapers...

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Molly J RN

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6 years

To nurse: I don’t wanna walk, fuck you! To doc: no one has offered to get me up.

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Molly J RN

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7 years

New nurses want EVERYONE to know they're a nurse. Experienced nurses don't want ANYONE to know they're a nurse.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Closing on our new house today!

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6 years

Bitch you’re a radiologist

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6 years

Late term abortion is never necessary for the mothers health.

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Molly J RN

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1 year

Why does it only happen to white women who are conservative about everything except jet black eyeliner

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Molly J RN

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3 years

Due to covid we’re only allowing vaccinated visitors. This is of course infuriating my hospice pt’s unvaccinated grandson, who I’ve never seen visit until he was told he couldn’t…

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

It’s 20 seconds into my shift and I caught someone running TPN through a peripheral.

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5 months

Now why would you delete this gem…

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

I FUCKING DIE EVERY TIME 😂

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5 years

Paul Rudd playing the same clip on Conan for over a decade has got to be the best recurring bit in late-night comedy in my entire adult life

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5 years

If your patient is soiled and you leave the room to pull the tech out of another room to help you instead of asking someone who is just sitting to help, then you’re a bitch and I’m coming for you

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6 years

Patient’s scheduled hysterectomy had to be cancelled today because she’s pregnant

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Ya girl is leaving her supervisor position and going to preop.

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@theBSinBSN

4 years

Me: hey doc can I give pt a little valium they’re nervous and shaking. Doc: tell them to relax it’ll be over soon. Me: is that what you say on dates? Doc: 5 of valium, ya smartass

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@theBSinBSN

6 years

I hate the word “meatus.”

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@theBSinBSN

5 years

Text from work wife: “we’re overstaffed tomorrow so i put you in office shift. Feel free to get shitfaced tonight.” THIS IS WHY I WORK MARRIED HER

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Flight attendants made everyone wait to deplane until a group of four got off first. Rushing to hospital to see dying mother. I will stab every single person who complained

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1 year

Nonverbal meemaw, out of the fucking blue: I think my blood pressure is 109/47. Me: whatever, weirdo.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Regulate prescription prices? Throw patient satisfaction scores in the fucking trash? Make it a felony to assault nurses?

Sachin H. Jain, MD, MBA

@sacjai

6 years

If you could do just one thing to improve US healthcare—what would it be?

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5 years

There’s a huge difference between those who worked out in the real world before nursing and those who have only worked as a nurse. I’m stunned.

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1 year

Pt tried to break my wrist tonight and mgmt suggested I do a puzzle with the pt.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

People prostitute their ostomies 🤢

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@NICUNursey_

5 years

What’s something you’ve learned at work that you really wish you hadn’t? Mine: a lot more people than I thought are having sex with their cousins

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Molly J RN

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3 years

Welp, an unvaccinated person visited someone in my nursing home now we have a breakout of covid. Thanks, fuckwad.

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4 years

IV tylenol

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1 year

What in the edward fucking scissorhands is Aidan wearing #AJLT

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Molly J RN

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5 years

If you’re going to admit the pt addicted to heroin and only let them have Tylenol you are wasting everyone’s time

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Molly J RN

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1 year

If you use your call light and tell the CNA to send me in immediately and I stop what im doing and rush right in and you tell me that your meemaw needs more ice water, then you are an ASSHOLE.

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Molly J RN

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5 years

Sometimes the best way you can help your sick family member is to go the fuck home.

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@theBSinBSN

3 years

Why are nurses leaving the bedside?

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Don’t fucking call me to draw blood or start an IV if you haven’t tried yourself. This is why you suck at it.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Should Lori mind her own fucking beeswax and find a hobby because she’s clearly bored with her own miserable life?

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4 years

Nurses are not heroes. We literally want to do our job then go the fuck home...

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Don’t you only work three days a week?

Facts Kellerman 💎

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6 years

What’s a question that INSTANTLY pisses you off when people ask you?

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3 years

Who the fuck calls them “sick” days anymore. It’s PTO. Paid time off. To do with what you like. And you’re not required to tell anyone what you’re doing with that PTO, whether you’ve got pneumonia or athlete’s foot or you just need…..a day. It’s your time to use.

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5 years

Here’s the latest patient satisfaction scores and suggestions on how to improve! Me:

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5 years

A pt threatening my staff’s lives and calling me a cuntrag because they can’t have Mountain Dew is not because they’re having a frightening experience.

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Molly J RN

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6 years

Took my laptop and work into a dying pt’s room today because their only other visitors were from adult protective services. NO ONE SHOULD DIE ALONE.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

If you can walk to the station to tell me that you’re ready for a sponge bath, then you’re not getting one. ✌🏻

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

When my RN with 6 months experience says they’re leaving to do travel

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

When the surgeon puts the order in all by himself.

Kyle Griffin

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6 years

There's video of the clapping.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Just because I have open beds doesn’t mean I have nurses for them. BACK. THE. FUCK. OFF.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Yesterday I told one of my favorite surgeons I was leaving the unit. Her: aww aren’t you gonna miss this? Other surgeon stomps by: NURSE?! WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET A SUTURE KIT?! Me:

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Molly J RN

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10 months

Doing hospice when one family member refuses to accept the inevitable is excruciating for everyone involved

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Molly J RN

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3 years

If those clunkers lasted her 12 years, you know her ass never moved from that nurses station.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

4 years

Tired of friends and my fucking dipshit coworkers asking how I’m feeling after getting the vaccine. They don’t really give a fuck how I’m doing. Stop being a pussy and get it yourselves. Assholes. Oh and your new bangs look fucking stupid.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

My nurse: paging because pt might have 2nd degree block? I went ahead and did an EKG. Cards resident: nice try it’s probably just sinus brady. *hangs up* STOP BEING FUCKING DICKS HOLY FUCK

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Molly J RN

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6 years

When a nurse calls in due to bad weather then Facebook checks in at the brunch place TWO FUCKING BLOCKS FROM THE HOSPITAL

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

OMG the patient and spouse are both MDs and the husband INSISTED we refer to both of them as Dr. Whatevertheirnameis. No first names allowed.

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

One of our worst nurses had her final shift overnight and then posted on fb how all the docs were upset at her leaving and said she was brilliant...

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Work me: yayyy you passed gas! I’m so proud of you! Let’s try fulls! Home me: you cut one more fart and I will FUCKING DIVORCE YOU. #WorkMeHomeMe

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

4 years

Update: they filed a complaint on me.

Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

4 years

Called RT for a neb for my pt today and they kept giving me bullshit on why they couldn’t come do it so I pulled it and gave it myself. RT when they found out:

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Molly J RN

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5 years

I hope you’re as awesome a nurse at work as you pretend to be on here...

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Molly J RN

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4 years

A nEw NuRSe GaVe my FiaNCe CoVId!!

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4 years

Thanks ⁦ @BrentTerhune ⁩, ⁦ @CoffeeBeanBee ⁩ and I laughing our Mar a Lardasses off all day.

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Molly J RN

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3 years

I FEEL THIS

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Molly J RN

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3 years

Y’all nasty and I love you

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

4 years

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE A COWORKER WHO NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP OR IS IT JUST ME HAHAHAHAHAIWANTTODIEEEE

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

Two different but equally lazy techs at shift change said no to a nurse asking for help with a patient. Little did they know MY boss came in early, saw it all, and gave them both most epic ass chewing EVAR. Here is the rest of the staff present for the show:

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Molly J RN

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6 years

My RN: Pt BP is 180/110, paging per orderset. 1st yr Resident: THATS WHAT THE PRN HYDRALAZINE IS FOR! ENOUGH ALREADY! Later that day..... Attending to my RN: you page those turds for every BP. Got it?

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Molly J RN

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4 years

Hospitals would replace us all with robots if they could

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

4 years

@AFlyBlackCommie Wait a sec. is that bitch holding a tape measure

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

5 years

9 months from now there will be a babypocalypse from everyone being stuck in the house...

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5 years

We’re all fucked

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Molly J RN

@theBSinBSN

6 years

Overheard a few nursing students complaining that our unit smells. I just took a level 5 biohazard ☣️ crap in the bathroom in the room they use for conference.