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Book nerd📚|| Writer✏️|| Budding Doctor|| Psychology Major||MentalHealthAdvocate🧠♥️||Academia 🖤||AfroFeminist||LGBTQ rights activist🌈|Peer counsellor

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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
About 3 years ago, around this month, I was diagnosed with clinical depression. From being suicidal and severely depressed, I am still amazed that my life is so much better now. I am a living testimony of what therapy and speaking out can do for you. I mean, I still cry on most-
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
Mom🤱🏾: nyarara mwanangu dad vakamuka tinotukwa nechirungu pano Dad🛏️: hey Although apo!!
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Misred is living her life. Cute outfits and photoshoots. A job she probably loves, she eats what she wants. Well, I don't have that. That's why my perspective is different from hers. What's on my ground is different from what's on her ground.
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Problem yedu sevakadzi ndeyekufunga kuti 'rovha' vanhurume chete😁.
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
The "dira rizare" memes are funny but also kinda sad because they portray some element of truth. Youth are turning to alcohol and drug abuse in order to escape the harst realities of life in Zimbabwe 😔
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
@mihlalii_n Our relationship was public neh. So he was hitting some other chick here on Twitter and she asked him about me then he told her that I passed away so he's just keeping my picture on his avi out of respect but he's ready to move on
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
At my age I should really be saving for a car....but ndiri busy kusona ma bhrugwa (underwear) 😭😭 #ZanupfMustGo
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Chicken inn employees act like their whole career is on the line when you ask them for extra sauce😂😂😂🙌🏾
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Ndati unoti "your highness" iwewe waakuti "johwanisi"
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Haa pakutoda iPhone...Itel yacho iyi zvimapics zvikuita senge zvakaumburudzwa mudota
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
I was in a park and a lady loudly called out "anyone who wants an ice cream come over here". I headed over with several others. She hands them out to them all but me.then asks me "who are you?" That's when I realized the rest were all her family😭. 5 years later I still cringe 😬
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Dating a Masvingo man is never easy. You try to be sexy wopfekawo lingerie then iye obva ATI hake "Ndimi madai kupfeka uniform yechihule hule"😅🏃🏾‍♀️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
I am depressed. Nothing makes Sense anymore. And the situation in my country isn't helping. Im breaking
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Ndakarara na3am ndichinyaradzana nemufesi anga arambwa nebabe rake pano apa...only to wake up to a message yakanzi, " dear tadzokerana" 🙄🙄🙄Undikwanire
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Im wearing something from 5 years ago and it still fits...so proud of myself for this journey. It's a scarf zvayo but still...let's be positive here.
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
My nails are $15, my hair is $40+, my make-up is $20 and in a relationship I'll ask my man for $0,00. My man is my boyfriend not my father. Y'all females need to stop viewing men as walking banks period and okay men have stopped reading by now. Rob him sis.❤️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
❤️❤️❤️🇿🇼🇿🇼call me Mai chitima🚝
@bosswala
BO$$ W∆£€°🇿🇼
4 years
New found love is like a brand new toy. Chawawana batisisa. @thandaza_golide ngiyakuthanda sthandwa sami
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Now that she has apologized, what are we supposed to do with our anger😂😂😂😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Introverts be like "I know a spot" and then go home🤣🤣🤣
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Unotoona kuti shavi rekuda kutiudza kuti unorara nema celebrity rasvika pakumuti Mukudzei isu vamwe vese tichimuti Jah Prayzah🚮
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Men are really losing it...they take your number only to view your status updates kuphela 🤣🤣🤣✋
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
You'll be surprised how many people watch your TL and make sure they like none of your tweets😍
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Isu vamwe tinorara nemufaro tigomuka nemufaro because tinoudzwa kunzi I love you every night and morning. 😏I have 2 WhatsApp accounts so I text myself but still mufaro wega wega💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Someone said sliding into DMs nesituation iripo iyi zvakafanana nekunyenga munhu parufu😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Ndazama kufunga a witty caption lol
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Usanyanyoite stress ne weight yemunhu wausingafambe wakabereka. Vamwe kumba kwavo polon haisi yevana vechikoro chete
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Shona men Good morning
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Imagine a vaccine so safe you have to be threatened to take it
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
I studied IT...im 23. This could be me but 🤦🏾‍♀️
@AfricaStoryLive
Africa story Live
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23 year old Deputy minister of information and technology in Namibia, Emma Inamutila Theofelus
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Mutare people are so warm and accommodating.tag vana Wasu and let's appreciate them💓💓💓🤩
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
If ManU wins tonight im posting a full picture 🤭🤭
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Going broke after investing is not the same as going broke after impressing
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
💙💙 Masvingo
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Thick thighs Thursday Thread???
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
There's a thin line between being a high maintenance girlfriend and being ungrateful. My gender be so focused on what a guy can do for them that we don't notice when hes struggling. Gratitude is everything ❤️💯
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Mutare 🖤
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Married couples hardly apologize after an argument. They just ask each other dumb questions like, "mvura yanga ichibuda here pawapinda kukitchen"😂😂😂😂😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
The new Zim norm : opening Twitter and seeing sad news everyday 😭😔. Are we ever going to be okay or we're just next in line? #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
You'll feel special until you realize they talk to everyone like that🤡🤡🤡
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Thick thighs Thursday?
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
In Zimbabwe when you upload a picture "ndipoo wig iyo" means you're looking great 🔥. "Huya utore" means thank you. Iwewe haikhonawo kuzoenda zvemashuwa shuwa😂😂
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2 years
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
At some point, we'll have to stop these hashtags and go into actual streets for an actual change right? A lot of us are avoiding the inevitable. Kusiri kufa ndekupi? #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Vayenzi vanoonererwa. Nemadhuriro anoita Nivea Q10 munhu anotozora nemagaro🍑 ake...apa ngaakure😭🤦🏾‍♀️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
I saw a tweet that said, "I feel like I'm constantly worrying about the next part of my life without realizing I'm right in the middle of what I used to look forward to" and I felt that. Lord forgive me if I'm ever ungrateful 🥺🙏🏾
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Be creative. Kana uchimunyenga mupe ka 20US kekufanofunga 🤣🤣🤣
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
In 7th grade, a boy asked me to be his girlfriend. I wasn't sure if i heard him correctly so I panicked and just said yes. He high fived me and never spoke to me again. Wilson if you're out there happy 13th anniversary🎉🎈🎈
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
It's not a flat tummy if you're skinny It's your stomach 🙄🤷
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Masvingo 📍
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
A whole solid 2. WCW ❤️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
25 today. I am grateful for the gift of life ❤️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Unpopular opinion: God's blessings upon your life are not at all related to the politics of your country.
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Not posting about my relationship here on Twitter doesn't mean i dont have one..... and me talking like this doesn't mean im in a relationship 😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
9 months
Mwari musabvise ziso renyu pavana vangu. Kwapisa kkkk
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@tynol95
Tyno that Guy
9 months
Taking pictures like our parents challenge🤠 Dont spoil the fun Hande tione>>>>
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Made my own dress. Not perfect but it's functional 😊
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Next person to walk out my life I'm coming with you. I'm tired of my shit too bruh😂😂😐
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
I've never had a TWAR with anyone ever since i joined Twitter. Guys why muchinditya?😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
good women still exist...but our stomachs are not flat and we talk back😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Hear me clear: you can come back from anything......
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Some dudes are only nice to pretty girls and it's scary🥺
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
I think I need someone to give me a heartbreak nyana...im sleeping a lot and so peacefully these days🤣🤣🤣✋
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
2021 photo dump or whatever
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
My patience however,is not thick
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
Sometimes I feel like popping up into random people's DMs to remind them how beautiful, important and appreciated they are ❤️. If you seeing this, maybe this is a sign.i see you, I appreciate you. Happy Monday
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Having a small circle of friends is cool until your 2 friends are busy😂😂😂😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Dudes be like , "get dressed imma take you for granted today" 😒🤦🏿‍♀️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
I been depressed lately but still showed no signs of depression. Everyone thought everything was ok. I started to think kuti if I can pretend to be this happy, while I'm dying inside, how many people are suffering silently? I decided to do the smile challenge. Each day I would-
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Nobody is gonna write, "she had a flat tummy" on my tombstone... Regai ndizvidyire sadza ini
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
2 years
@newton_zw My mom is Shona, my dad is Ndebele. Kumusha kwaamai vangu they love us, you can tell we are treated with more respect coz tiri "Mandevere". My father's side I shall not speak. They don't even want to see us coz we are part Shona💔
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Ain't no trophies for being real...just scars🤔
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
We protest in the streets,police and soldiers silence us. We take the protests to social media, people like her silence us. Chatakanyatsotadza as Zimbabweans chii? Mhosva yacho ndeyei isingaripike?
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
😂😂😂 don't try this with me. Unoremerwa ukafa
@justbongza
Bongza ®🇿🇦
3 years
I want to recreate this 😩
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
If you like me, love me, want me, crave me or crush on me. Please DM I want to add you in a group of contributions towards my trip to Zanzibar 😊😊😊
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
When you comment haha 3 of his tweets but still he don't DM you I said HAHA nigga😐😐😐
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
So you won't buy your wife a washing machine because she will become lazy, why don't you run to work ka since you're a hardworking man🤣🤣🤣
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Still don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay🙂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Stay away from "wanga wakapfekei" male friends. Musi one chete when they will walk in on you uri pamba pako wakapfeka short and they will rape you
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Mutare men maswera sei? Have you eaten? Y'all have money for lunch?
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Thank you @cliqafrika ... For accommodating even us ama plus size 😄. Ndandaneta nekushaya masize
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Just bought air freshener for my car. I'll buy the car later coz I can't be buying two things at the same time🤭🤭🤭
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
If you come across this tweet please leave a song for me to listen..T for thenks😍🤗
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Aizveee, ko ku Mercedes havatori ecocash?
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
On my way to buy my own car...black child it's possible❤️❤️❤️
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
I can't sleep. This is honestly starting to feel like the movie Sarafina but only difference is we're being oppressed by our very own. 😭😭😭 #FreeHopewellNow
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Kusateerera sungura or Zim dancehall hazvikuite musalad iwe Keresenziya😂😂😑
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Having a flat tummy is so childish 😏😏
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Every male child is born with a debt...and guess who he owes?😂😂😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
So my brother introduced me to his girlfriend today and later he asked me kuti so arisei. I just shrugged then he rushes on to say, "haa chete kuti hangu ndofarira character yake. Angori munhu bho". I was like aaa iwe relax she's beautiful😂😂😂
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
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@Missingbread003
Mr. 420💨
4 years
Quote this tweet with a black and white picture of you. I'm checking something😚🖤
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
So when she was saying "they" she was alienating herself from the situation. And to go on an interview saying things like that feels like a betrayal of some sort.
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MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Munhu anoisawo tuvaseline mucamera yeItel Mwari ave newe😂😂😂
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Yesterday I started a 30 day no sadza challenge. Anyone wanna join me? I feel lighter and great this morning. I seem to have a flat stomach nyana😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Summer body here I come
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
Not to be cocky or anything, but im really the full package. Im smart, funny, ambitious,talented and beautiful. Just a self appreciation bc I get so busy trying to improve, that sometimes I forget to appreciate what I already am❤️😍💯
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
I'm not the one to air out my private business pavanhu but my ex just called via radio and made me talk about sensetive things vanhu vese vachinzwa. Aaaa guys kana marwadzisa vana vevanhu chivasiyaiwo vaite move on amana😭. Literally having a panick attack RN coz the trauma yoh!
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
At this rate, you never know who is tweeting for the last time. 💔 #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
@DingileZikhona @pmcafrica I once went around campus with a t-shirt written HIV+ to spread awareness...whuu it was a tense day. People are still ignorant out there.
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
3 years
Chelsea ndoyayagara iri team yangu zvangu ndisati ndanyengwa nevakomana ve Man U😒
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@thandaza_golide
MaTshuma🏳‍🌈❤️✨
4 years
😂ndofamba ndichi saver ma marriage evanhu ndaakupenga here
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