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1/n. I read ~3 years of @carolinecapital blog posts. This is a general review... mostly bc her beliefs, interests, and thoughts change drastically over time. Ex: her poly post was taken out of context, since it was written in 2020, before Bahamas. TLDR: Caroline is very based.

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This is my model for understanding the ecosystem rn.

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"I can't say anything because I'm under nda...... it was solana"

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FTX Estate are currently in the process of liquidating something that most of CT thought wouldn't be liquidatable anytime foreseeable. Can't say more due to NDA but should add $2.5B cash to balance sheet. Expecting creditors to get full repay much earlier than I anticipated.

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@sama a big booba waifu office worker is walking down the streets of kyoto in the spring. sakura blossoms are falling. her skirt is about 3 inches too short (dare I say, immodest). a student of the nearby magic academy appears out of nowhere. his eyes are glowing with blue streaks.

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OK - this is my current assessment of the world

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So if you’re a quant fund, you basically pick a random math term + capital / research? But if you’re a macro fund you pick a philosopher / history term + capital? And if you’re on chain you pick a blockchain / evm related term + capital / labs?

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wait, is he implying that he's only gonna live 2 more weeks?

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6 months

forget this cycle's eth or sol. what is this cycle's luna?

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gcr went into tg and told everyone to buy eth and sol. not even joking.

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8/n. The selection of books is eclectic… from anthropology to PUA. At one point, she even picks up a book from a used book store because she thought it looked interesting. I rate her blog 5/5.

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I don’t believe in ai crypto at all, but I do believe that other people who also don’t believe will believe that other people who don’t believe will believe.

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3/n. Caroline’s blog shows infinitely more introspection and dedication towards self-improvement (albeit, towards becoming an EA bot). Based on the blog alone, I assess that if she really tried, she could crush SBF’s League of Legends rank in far fewer games.

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ppl think that once a token has pumped, it is too late or too risky.... but think abt it another way. the primary purpose of a token is to pump. therefore, once a token has pumped, it has shown itself capable of pumping. therefore it is less risky.

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1 year

Wait did china literally go from zero-covid to fuck it we ball herd immunity in 3 weeks?

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This cycle was a mistake everyone. It was all a grift - turbocharged by VC $. BTC shoulda topped at 10K and ETH at 800 and stayed relatively decoupled. Everything shoulda stayed under the reg radar until we build something actually truly useful beyond some monkey jpgs.

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if ethena is the next luna, then you should buy. if it isn’t then there’s nothing to worry about. it’s just that simple. retardio

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What a fantastic show of poverty.

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2 years

New: Jump Crypto, Polygon Ventures, Aptos Labs, Animoca Brands, GSR, Kronos and Brooker Group have committed to participating with an initial aggregate commitment of around USD 50 million to Binance's Recovery Fund.

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2/n. First, I want to say that Caroline’s blog is fantastic. It would be a tragedy if it got pulled from the web. In contrast, SBF’s blog is hella mid – basically a post or two about utilitarianism / sabermetrics.

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there’s like an eth faction and a sol faction. they won’t shill each other cuz of ego and generational animosity, so they end up both shilling cosmos periodically. fascinating behavior.

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sophisticated L1s and protocols are just memecoins for people who fancy themselves intelligent. never forget that.

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4/n. Second, reading the blog in actual chronological order (from oldest to more recent) is super insightful. You end up watching Caroline’s journey from an entry-level trader at Jane Street (with the accompanying imposter syndrome) to managing a large team of traders.

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The tax selling might be done but I forgot to account for the additional 1-2 billion of selling at token 2049 to pay for escorts.

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7/n. In contrast to SBF (who claims books are sus), Caroline is an avid reader. Her book reviews are decent summaries (especially the more recent ones). She systematically distills the books into a few central lessons / ethical takeaways.

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6/n. You see her articulate her thoughts / decision making processes, etc. Though a lot of the content is similar to what you’d find reading from other places in the rationality community. Overall, I would characterize Caroline as someone who’s broken the NPC loop.

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wait, so the jup team has 5 tokens? jup, meteora, mer, mock, and wen? king shit -- sisyphus must be so hard.

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2 years

What if CZ is actually simply too poor / illiquid to buy FTX... and binance isn't safu either anons.

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5/n. Interspersed between posts on productivity, work, and management are random bouts of “girliness” which makes her incredibly endearing (dating, her reflections on taytay, gossip girls, etc).

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The NDB pattern I've noticed over the years. There's probably value in following the sis momentum.

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2 years

The ppl making fun of the way caroline looks are pretty gross. Yea we get it, u lost money.

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eth tech has improved greatly in the last 30 minutes. the merge, surge, verge, purge, and splurge roadmap will enable eth to be truly ultrasound and censorship resistant (without the negative externalities of bitcoin mining). in addition, the implementation of verkel trees will

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I will confess, I trust wif more than I trust most alt l1s

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edge is a bear market concept. balls are what you need for a bull market.

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tru story. I dmed thiccy about a coin, and the mf had every possible flow mapped. unlocks here, airdrop dumpers there. someone buying spot (you see on velo)… but neg onchain etc. I say: bro, that’s too much edge. Meanwhile I’m thinking if ansem doesn’t tweet about it in 24 hours

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Whether or not jup is the next Coinbase or an illegal scam offering is solely dependent on if the price goes up or down.

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adam is in so deep that if binance doesn’t implode within 6 months he might have to come back as a 0x anime girl.

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2 years

yes, sbf farmed and dumped your defi protocols. that was the point of the defi protocols.

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everyone is saying you need to work hard, be in every tg, give up on weekends, etc. but do you really? isn't the better to simply have a 3-4 uncorrelated moonbags and wagie your paychecks into them + hodl instead of trading your way to mental illness?

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The saudis know they will run out of oil and/or get outcompeted by US shale. Their only out is bidding solana so that they can live off the staking rewards in perpetuity. Princes know the value of passive income. Everyone will be using saga phones in Neom.

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the truth is that someone needs to be exit liquidity. ideally it’s some chinese whale we don’t have to interact with. most likely it’s some fang engineer or a dentist.

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I hate to say it but crypto ppl hating on the ai bubble has the same cope energy as ppl hating on crypto in early 2021.

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@adamscochran sifu is a totally gambler. my best guess is that he read your tweets and turned bearish. but then you used his position changes to assume he knows something. the cycle of bearishness continues.

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I can't believe coinbase refers to withdrawing money to a bank account as "cash out"

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@fuckyourputs don't store your money on exchanges run by people named sam

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1 year

Let this be a lesson. Never write your own code. Always fork uni’s

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2 years

Did ppl basically forget about the ftx hacker / exploiter already?

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1 year

Being a criminal enterprise that facilitates money laundering makes it less likely they are insolvent.

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man, eth is gonna be the ada of next cycle.

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meme tier list: S: study, retardio, gm A: choose rich B: wice city, hfsp, wagmi

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choose rich

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I will pass down generational tax losses

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everyone I thought was fully in now saying they are happy to buy at lower prices.

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4 months

The manlets have won. The markets have decided.

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My portfolio is at an ath against ETH. Study denominating against the slowest horse so you always win.

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1 year

Just checking up on a prediction.

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The NDB pattern I've noticed over the years. There's probably value in following the sis momentum.

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no matter what happens, this is extremely high quality drama. I thought only crypto could produce a storyline like this, but ai has shown itself to be superior to crypto yet again.

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I plan to make an intricate sequence of rotations that will probably underperform an unlevered spot long.

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every time ppl post "$140 next" sol hits resistance and drops. you need to post "$1000 next".

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Re: crypto culture, I think CZ has outperformed SBF. Yea... "I'll buy as much SOL as you have, right now at $3. Sell me all you want. Then go fuck off." is a cool quote, but "Some things are better left unsaid. Recommend no more news like these..." is an order of magnitude better

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Why does everyone assume degenspartan left cuz of the wallet thing? Perhaps he just left because it��s finally over.

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2 years

I don't really like the boundaries they placed on the chatbot.

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I will confess, I don’t know the difference between sei and sui except one is a dbz coin and the other hsaka posts a pokemon.

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How does it keep getting more toxic here. What happened to gm and wagmi.

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So Binance US stores all their fiat at silvergate huh?

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There's 1 law that you don't ever, ever break -- and that's disrespecting Taylor Swift.

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first thing I did when trying to do DD on jto was to go to the investor page to make sure kanav wasn't in there.

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solana crashed so many times they have the reboot process down to a science - 5 hours. if eth ever crashed it would be absolute mayhem… ppl getting slashed all over. which discord to meet? who hosts the google doc? now tell me, which money is more sound?

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b4 I found my airdrops, I woulda said that jup was going downonly to 5c - 8bb fdv ludicrous. After discovering my eligibility, I’m going to say that uni’s peak price was $40 vs 70c for jup. best product on earth, lots of room to expand. chad jupdev vs soy hayden from brooklyn.

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i'm honestly more amazed that shkreli got out of prison like < 2 years ago and he's already more knowledgeable on AI + crypto than most VCs in the spaces.

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Guys spin up an aws in a random region and proxy through. Abandon vpn

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I think there's a "pump the token" physiognomy. Like you look at certain crypto founders and they just have the look of someone who's going to respect their own pump. This is part of the reason I prefer doxxed founders... so I can look at their facial structures.

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In most circumstances… if someone pulled this… the girl would have called the cops. Instead she giggled hard. vitalik phd in nuclear rizzics

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my entire net worth is in this man's hands

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they liquidated Eric Wall’s hair at the picobottom.

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3 years

so is mev extraction basically play to earn?

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I think zhusu was pretty close to bringing us the supercycle. he just needed another 50-100 billion in unlevered funds.

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> they just realized that hk is actually a tier 3 Chinese city

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3 months

Why does it feel like we’re gonna nuke

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Laurence is confirmed — one of the best poor-larper out there. Has a billy but works out of a 4x6 shed in a house from the 1600s. Drinks an unhealthy amount of caffeine to drive in a rented car through flyover USA for vacation. Dedicated to the bit.

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Update: I drank another 20oz Red Bull on top of this, started having heart palpitations 70 miles out from Nashville and my wife had to take over This is fine

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ngl, since the start of the new year... our NK friend is shipping.

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bro, why are they acting so poor all of a sudden. It’s like some 0-1 of cost cutting.

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. @Binance has terminated its five-year partnership with the Argentine soccer association ( @afa ) citing a breach of contract. The exchange was the main sponsor of Argentina’s powerhouse national soccer team, the reigning world champion.

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I politely demand to talk to Solana's Lab CEO (Mert) right now, like fucking right now. I bought at 210.26$ and lost half of my savings due to your incompetence, either you give me back my money back or I will sue with the best US lawyers

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There’s a bunch of ppl who literally believe larry fink is a discretionary 9 trillion aum trader who’s twapping btc. And they’ve probably outperformed me.

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@blknoiz06 charlotte is actually an indian dude at palantir who's suing his cofounders cuz they moved money from team wallet but he's claiming he owns the LLC.

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this whole crv thing is interesting, because we get to see how much anarcho-capitalism we're willing to accept.

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1 year

Alright boys… I’m going in with hummingbot: default settings. Be the liquidity you want to see. 🙏

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1 year

Always fade this man

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Saw Zhu Su posting Milady Finally went “enough is enough”, went and sold my last remaining one into a bid at 4.5 just to make a point Immediately see it sold on at 6 A timely reminder that I am very dumb and impulsive

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It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term bag, ethereum. Most of my early followers know me by this bag. My kids know me by this bag. I met my wife when I WAS this bag and had my first kid when I was still proudly holding this bag. By extension, it is part of

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I just read every single caroline blog post since early 2020.

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This is literally news from last dec, except now CZ is too big to jail. run it back.

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Its literally the same news as

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I’m starting to think Adam Cochran didn’t actually find 25k sol in a spare wallet with the fudding

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can’t believe half the criminals in defi came out of the woodwork to otc tiny chunks to save mich. truly a sight to behold - beautiful.

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I politely demand to speak to Solana’a Lab CEO right now, like fucking right now. I bought at 259.90$ and lost half of my savings due to your incompetence, either you give me back my money or I will sue with the best US lawyers.

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Almost everyone was a tourist. When push came to shove the only ppl who still believed in this space were justin sun, sifu, machi, dcf, and dwf.

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11 months

hsaka gets a partnership and only does 1 tweet. wice gets one and he’s out there fighting for his life.

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So is Raoul Pal a gcr?

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Instead, we let HBS graduates become 0x anime characters and launched 20 L1s -- and replicated ponzis across all of them.

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