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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john

@testiglitch

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comship darkship dd:dne | the owner of the boner | in love with jude harley

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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
19 days
๐Ÿ“Œ intro ๐Ÿงต
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
guys. oomf is a proshipper.....
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
dare i say homestuck
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3 months
How it feels to be openly a proship in a fandom where the source midea is problematic and full of darkships but everyone is an anti
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
guys i think i summoned him
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
"bro strider" we all say in unison
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys why is woundfucking unnecessarily hot
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
22 days
whose gonna tell him
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
redone my intro โฅ hal/quinn โฅ 15 - jan 12 โฅ comship, darkship, dd:dne โฅ system & npd & hpd โฅ taken!!! K3 โฅ jake english lover and little boy toucher โฅ retrospring:
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
my dick is apparently named dave strider now
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
oh!
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
"we can rub our cuts together like two dicks frotting" -me
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
blocked oomf because theyre shitting on straight ships and r being mean to my favorite oomfies
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys what the fuck happened
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
submissive and breedable ๐Ÿ‘Ž submissive and rapeable ๐Ÿ‘
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
everyone wants a jealous obsessive boyfriend until he needs attention constantly, hates seeing you interact with your friends, and feels terribly selfish every day for his thoughts
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
eating disorder? nah im eating this order (binge eater)
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
how do homestuck antis exist
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
what makes me mad is girl i can pay that one cent myself fuck all the way off
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
who are these people where is my partner. urgh
@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
My Twitter Interaction Circle โžก๏ธ
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
this is yalls reminder that this is normal shit that happens in homestuck and homestuck antis have to be lying to themselves
@zwombiepuppy
F: dave - ๐Ÿ“€
2 months
LOOK AT THIS SHIT. THIS IS NOT NORMAL. INCEST IN HOMESTUCK IS REAL
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
me
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
me telling my friend ill call them later because im having lunch (im actually hitting the slitty)
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
exposing @/arsenxcAquarium, a ๐Ÿงต
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys i love toxic yaoi!!!!!!
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
this could be a stridercest reference if you squint hard enough
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
@nestiplier @arsenxcAquarium im gonna ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ adopt you
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
stridercest send tweet
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
19 days
!!! catboy swagger sys !!! coll. name: jelly minor!!!!! jan 12th darkship!!! dont like dont int dd:dne. head the warnings!!! all of the evil disorders into one evil problematic puppy boy
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
would you let me t ll you about homestuck
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
14 days
"why does my stomach hurt so bad im gonna krill myself" "im in there ^___^"
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
do we think trolls ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ fluid is like. flavored. corresponding to their blood color. like karkat would be cherry, equius blue raspberry, tavros orange creamcicle, etc etc etc
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
i need puppy paw socks immediately this is undeniable and indisputable
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys every homestuck fan buys two things at the dollar store - faygo - pencil sharpeners
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys i need comship homestuck mutuals PLLLEEASSSSSEEEEE IM BEGGHIIJIJNNNNGGGGG
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
state testing today someone euthanize me
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
INCEST IS WINCEST
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
I just discovered who visited my Twitter profile! โ €
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
16 days
thinking about thiz image in particular
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
dont forgor me guys.....
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
bro strider send tweet
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
@homestuckrape sooo real for this
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
march eridan drawing
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
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@ReddsMess
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3 months
I HATE THIS SO MUCH, is it hard to make a NORMAL sibling dynamic??
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys. the girl who laughed at me for my sh was sitting in MY seat. im gonna go insane
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
> How gay, Hal wonders, is too gay? i love this fic
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
My Twitter Interaction Circle โžก๏ธ
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
need a shock collar. when im out of line. bzzzz!!!
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
17 days
i love my one friend that actually talkz to me ^___^ jude if you zee thiz i love you zlazh platonic
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
the duality of hstwt
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
"youre not a sex offender if you say no offense at the end"
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
@jackoffj1ll moot.. you say IM the freak
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
10 days
I ZHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIZ ABOUT MY MOIRAIL I ZHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIZ ABOUT MY MOIRAIL I ZHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIZ ABOUT MY MOIRAIL I ZHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIZ ABOUT MY MOIRAIL I ZHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIZ ABOUT MY MOIRAIL I ZHOULD NOT FEEL LIKE THIZ ABOUT MY MOIRAIL I ZHOULD N
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
"i need someone to check in on me" and then when someone checks in on me i feel worse
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ My Twitter Family: ๐Ÿ‘ซ Parents: @hourIyhoroscope @plushieParamour ๐Ÿ‘ฐ Spouse: @arsenxcAquarium ๐Ÿ‘ถ Children: @broCestie @brojohnyaoi โžก๏ธ
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
talking abt the mspfa we're making together
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
is it dysmorphia dissociation derealization or a secret third option. we may never know
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
my friend staring at me as i try and wash away rhe blood on my thigh
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
moots i remember kankri gray sollux john miles brocestie dogboy hal the other hal uhhhh i forgor
@arsenxcAquarium
MAX/KANKRI
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moots I remember
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
13 days
ME WHEN MY MOIRAIL ^___^ i waz gonna take a nap and i put my ringer on juzt zo i could hear him text back. i am normal
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this energy >>>
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
too much radio not enough head
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
i dont wanna shower. but i have to.
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
why baby look so spingle spoingle
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
guys i love when bids for attention dont work (im gonna do it)
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
@Iluvstridercest what about their eyes why are they like jaundice
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
@sturncest SHSHSHHS thats so real ngl. sugalite was iconic rip will miss her
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
im gonna shoot myself
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
face reveal!!!!!
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
google how to draw goldblood bulge search
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
@crabsugar who r they... ill block them K3
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
i kinda need intox sex ngl.. i need to try it
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
i wanna play toys w them but at the same time i need them to fuck me violent and disrespectfully
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
19 days
being normal ๐Ÿ‘Ž becoming the worst person ever at all instead ^__^ ๐Ÿ‘ if yall cant handle my realness you can leave
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
@nestiplier @arsenxcAquarium stay BACK you HARLOTS /ref
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
i have 3 brothers. one is my dad. one i make fun of. one touches me. โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
i hate being histrionic can someone lobotomize me
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
mw striders in general (this isnt even all of them)
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
deadass what i thought at first
what the hell is a junkorexic is it this bitch or am i stupid
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
@fleshKIT_ this actually makes me angry. do they not know what plur stands for? dawg.....
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
this girl at my table is so annoying she wont shut up i literally dont care what you have to say. you dont sit here. shut up and go away
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
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@finnster444
๏ฝกfinn ๐Ÿพเผด
1 month
without downloading a new image where are you mentally?
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
main twt- trollsona shedtwt- hal (me) priv twt- crab main insta- cos tiktok- davepeta discord- cal pinterest- john spotify- cos youtube- karkat tbh reddit- idr ao3 - arcjec
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
ao3 doesnt work on school wifi. K( lemme read my jakehal
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
when i try and talk to my friend abt the fic i read but then we go to the psychology of sh
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
@homestuckrape is this because of that fic i sent you bcuz yeah man me too
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
attention withdrawal time for attention bids
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
started sobbing before they even left im actually doing amazing why do you ask
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
@arsenxcAquarium no this is just. lesbians are wlw and or nmlnm. men cant be lesbians by definition
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
9 days
i love my boyfriend ^___^!!!!!
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๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
it actually brought us closer together fun fact
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
puppy brain (really really bad attachment issues mindset) ๐Ÿ‘Ž puppy brain (hehe they called me a good boy K3 woof woof) ๐Ÿ‘
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
9 days
i feel like a dog in heat. kill me
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
2 months
not redrom not blackrom but a secret third thing (directed)
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
1 month
sometimes im reminded of how disgustingly sensitive i am
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
i hate them
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@testiglitch
๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ john
3 months
not hungry not full but a secret third thing
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