If you play the Danny Phantom theme song at 11:59:22 on NYE the first thing you hear in 2018 will be
*whispers*
He’s a phantom
I’m trying to start out 2018 with that kind of intensity
4th grade: makes plans 3 weeks in advance with 27 people and everyone makes it to the bowling alley
College:
“yo wana get food?”
*42 days later*
“Nah I already ate.”
Bria after the truthbooth: heistheloveofmylifeicantbelievewerenotamatchimgunnalovehimforeverandeverthatsman
Zak after the truthbooth:
Welp... on to the next HO
#AYTO
Ay, we're bringing the good vibes to the
#metaverse
! Visit virtual Venice Beach and watch my debut Concert Experience on
@Roblox
Saturday at 11AM PST.
Some people are just low level degenerate scum and they can never change.
It’s hard to deal with savage disgusting pieces of human garbage on a daily basis.
DONT SEND ME A SNAP IF YOU POSTED IT ON YOUR STORY.
If I txt u back in 14 seconds and you leave me on read for 3 days these are the only excuses I’m accepting
A) bitten by a radio active spider
(go ahead spin ya web)
B) just got your letter from Hogwarts (lahhhvioo say no more)
C) trapped in the upside down
(ɯɐɟ pooƃ llɐ no⅄)
I think the next Disney princess movie should be the story of cardi b leaving her evil family that made her dance every day even tho all she wanted to do was make money moves.
Malcolm: we had sex in the living room at 9:47pm facing the northeastern wall of the building right before i ate a hot pocket?
Nahh I don’t think so
#AYTO