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@szboysaliar
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This is what the prince of Sweden looks like
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@szboysaliar
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Blueface: bust down thotiana, I wanna see you bust down, pick it up now break that shit down, speed it up now slow that shit down, on the gang Me:
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@szboysaliar
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People are asking me if heโ€™s single, no. This nigga has a wife and two kids
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@szboysaliar
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Nobody: BRIT school students:
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Huge thunderstorms in London today! โ˜น๏ธ
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@szboysaliar
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Candace whenever she walked in on Phineas & Ferb building a new invention
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@szboysaliar
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While youโ€™re here, make sure you stan Latin Americaโ€™s biggest boyband, CNCO. Their new self-titled album is out now and you can stream it on Spotify and Apple Music!
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Wtf Simba doing there fkjnsfajf
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In Somalia, itโ€™s called men
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USA VS UK
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What is the meaning of life
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Every time I hear The Weekend by SZA, this video pops up in my head
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@szboysaliar
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Wait yโ€™all really think Cardi B is a better rapper than Azealia Banks?
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@szboysaliar
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Bare minimum twitter at it again
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When I said that West & South Africans are bitter towards us for no reason, I wasnโ€™t joking. What the hell is this? Why are you mad?
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@szboysaliar
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Hi, I'm Muslim and people call me a terrorist. Do you trust me? If yes, paypal me ยฃ500
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@szboysaliar
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George H.W. Bush and John McCain on their way down to hell
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Miss Lisa from BLACKPINK should be the IT girl in the group. Sis is hella talented and I'm tired of YG paying her dust because she's not Korean. We know that's the reason ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ‘บ
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@childishgiriboy Sksjskshaksjs Iโ€™m ctfu
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Somalia outsold, outskinnied, outimpacted, outtalented, outcharted, outpeaked, outviewed & outeverythinged
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This video is up there with that Elsa one
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*Somebody dies of an overdose* Twitter: โ€œstop taking drugs and then you wonโ€™t overdose. Itโ€™s that simple!โ€
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Some Somali girls can be witches man. Iโ€™ll never understand why they canโ€™t just be transparent people. Why do you have to be fake? Why be friends with people you donโ€™t like deep down? Why dislike them in the first place? Seek help abeg
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When I tell yโ€™all Iโ€™m crying real tears
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@BeckyLynchWWE You're main eventing WM don't worry baby
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France wouldnโ€™t be here without their black players and they better fucking appreciate every single one of them
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Sisters please... This is not necessary ๐Ÿ˜ฐ
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I canโ€™t believe we invented being 20 sis @CupcakKe_rapper
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@LilNasX Omg king of acknowleging me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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Friend: are you okay? Me: yeah of course My mind:
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Or she wants to keep track her period nigga wtf???
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@ThatswhatISaeed But I'm still broke Saeed
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Me during every episode of Pretty Little Liars when โ€œAโ€ would show up in that black hoodie and gloves
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Queen of NY noticed me ๐Ÿคง fuck is*s they killed my boy Biggie ๐Ÿ˜ฐ love from Somalia fr ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ’ฏ
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Highkey disturbing when rappers try to incorporate Islamic phrases into their songs. Why did Nicki Minaj say โ€œmashaAllahโ€ and then proceed to talk about eating ass? And A$AP Fergโ€™s โ€œalhamdulillahโ€??? Piss off man
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And yet people tried to deny his blackness. My baby deserved so much better
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Both Tyler Posey and Dylan Oโ€™Brien have dragged Logan Paul. I truly love my Teen Wolf boys
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Me when Para Enamorarte comes on
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@emoblackthot So the weather's nice!
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Muslim culture is wanting to die but feeling bad for wanting to die because youโ€™re Muslim
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My king is back
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Se Vuelve Loca
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Chris Tucker: the only person who knows how to impersonate Michael Jackson like a pro
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Kanye literally told us that he supports Trump in this interview but we never listened...
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I love this picture so much skshsks
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@szboysaliar
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Much better
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Rickey Thompson dancing to CNCO: a thread
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What did we do...
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The Independent
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MAGA hat boy's mother blames 'black Muslims' after son harasses Native American man
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Not to be dramatic or anything but you are the most handsome man I have ever come across in my life. If my husband doesnโ€™t look like you, I will kill myself
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Eid Mubarak ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ
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Bonita
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Seriously tho, why are you trembling in your boots? What have we done to you? Jealousy is a disease. My God, you need to love yourselves
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How do you have time to be an asshole when your hands are that ashy? Priorities, beloved
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Why do yโ€™all want women to babysit grown ass men so badly??? That nigga is FORTY years old. Heโ€™s a nutcase all on his own. Women arenโ€™t your therpists
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Is it Kimโ€™s job to keep Kanye in check?
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Somali mothers are soooo dramatic. Why didn't they become actresses? It's a waste of talent
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Me forcing my friends to listen to my kpop bops when Iโ€™m given the aux cord
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@dengodeleon ๐Ÿ˜ญ donโ€™t let him being married stop u sis
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January is going to last for 50 years again huh...
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This is the scariest thread Iโ€™ve read in a very long time. Thereโ€™s a video that shows the injuries of the driver so donโ€™t watch if youโ€™re sensitive but for love of God please stop speeding. A 10 second snapchat isnโ€™t worth your life.
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@szboysaliar
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Tell him to DM me
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This dog is 6 feet tall! ๐Ÿถ
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White women when they see you fixing your hijab
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Mi Medicina is THAT superior bop
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Whatโ€™s not clicking???
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Rape is common almost everywhere in the world and youโ€™re crying because somebody said that includes Somalia. See where your priorities lie you fucking dimwits
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@onetimetimir RIGHT? She puts 100% in every performance and treats it like their last. I canโ€™t keep my eyes off her. Thatโ€™s the definition of a bad bitch
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@PopCrave You canโ€™t sue a skinny legend
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I just wanna take this time to say that Princess Diana deserved better. She should have been here today
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@Arsenal @premierleague @Carabao_Cup Do not humiliate us tonight. Break them like we did at the derby ๐Ÿ’‹
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Last thing I want to do is pit two handsome men against each other but I gotta know, whoโ€™s finer?
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I've never heard a Somali dad with a cockney accent I'm actually in tears ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@PopCraveNet Dula Peep didnโ€™t do anything special
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Was it supposed to be in your anus
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Hidden Gems ๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž
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And that depression bullshit is all in the mind. Sorry not sorry
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I still canโ€™t believe the photo of me exists on the internet. I mean Iโ€™m happy I met my fave but
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Happy Independence Day to my country, Miss Somalia. Nobody will ever reach her level because sheโ€™s that girl. Outsold your fave ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ’™
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This is why we referred to the France squad as African because we wouldnโ€™t be surprised if they turn on their players the way Germany turned on ร–zil. You won them a World Cup? Ok, youโ€™re French. You made a mistake? Youโ€™re an immigrant from Africa
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Hey DJ
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You think youโ€™re decent looking until you go on twitter jssjzkjsl every Somali girl Iโ€™ve seen on here is out of this world
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Lady Gaga must have renewed her illuminati membership because everyone has been talking about her lately
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Straight men: catcall, touch women without their consent, r*pe etc Gay guy: hello Straight man: donโ€™t fucking harass me what the fuck? Canโ€™t you keep your hands to yourself? Jesus Christ I feel violated
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Sรณlo Yo
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Unfollow me if you found this funny. Thank you in advance X
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Reggaetรณn Lento
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My favourite moment in Arsenal history
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How many of you knew this song from that Pantene advert djdjdkd
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Joel when he wrote his part in Bonita
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So itโ€™s my birthday
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One dumb Somali says something and suddenly Black Twitter show their true colours and hatred for Islam. Thatโ€™s very very mad you know
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@PopCrave We don't care
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If she said it's her, then it's her... Stop arguing with the good sis
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deija
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Yโ€™all my baby sister straight up thinks this monkey picture is a baby picture of her Iโ€™m screaming ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Remember when Joan Rivers said that Palestinian civilians deserved to die and then died weeks later?
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โ€œYour size is back in stockโ€
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Youโ€™re itching to call him a n*gg*r
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OK Paul, here's my caption: 'Smug, toxic, under-performing, childish ยฃ100 million d*ckhead uses worst possible moment to be a smart-arse'.
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JULIE WHEEL UP THE BLUDCLART
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Mi Medicina
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I never saw it from this perspective. She fully needs to face the consequences of her actions
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A message to the Shamima Begum sympathisers
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