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main unn stupid ladkiyon ki tarah nahi hu jinke peeche tum bhaagte ho

Joined October 2014
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bank lootne aayi thi, "lunch ke baad aana" bolke bhaga diya
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fusur fusur 😭
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size of my brain.
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aurat sirf apne pasandida mard ka hi dimaag kharab karti hai
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why does 'ok' seem rude but 'okay' doesn't?
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jab shaadi nahin karni thi toh mujhe "cute" kyu bola?
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1 year
options ki kami hai, yahi soch ke padh le.
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1 year
kya aapko mere dost dikh rahe hain?
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1 year
this 🥹💗🧿
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What’s that picture you want to recreate so bad?
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hot guys are introverts.
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People my age: Me:
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me in front of every temple I see while traveling:
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mil gayi sarkari naukri, finally!
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when a friend who hadn't been in touch for months suddenly texts me "Hi, kaisi hai?"
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people who have no New Year plans are attractive
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1 year
shaadi ka joda aisa pehno ki wo trend ban jaaye
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@swishtee
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9 months
I'm that kid in my family whom everyone thought would achieve great things and has a promising future. However, truth be told, I've turned out to be the biggest mess. I couldn't cope with the pressure of their expectations, and now, am grappling to stay afloat.
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🥹🥹
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achha autocorrect ki wajah se "Shreya" ko "Vanshika" likh diya tha tune
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1 year
Dear some men, Just wanted to let you know that when you smile, the world stops for a while to admire you. Please smile more often.
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1 year
1st year & Final year. 🙂
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Introvert(🌌)🔱
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Beete kuch saal yaad karne layak to hai nahi to college ka first year hi yaad kar lo😁 Drop you first year college picture .😊✌️
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1 year
I may seem chill but
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@swishtee
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1 year
same energy
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The second emoji on your keyboard describes your life currently. Mine- 🥲
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Ruk jaa Rajiv! 😭
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"an epic ending scene that lives in your head rent-free"
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Exams clear karne ke liye Stayfree ya Whisper mein se kaunsa better rahega?
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mera waala itna alag tha ki mujhse hi alag ho gaya
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Kabirs of Bollywood
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bhai i have a crush on this guy but i can't tell him because i know things will get awkward aur jitni baat hoti hai utni bhi nahin hogi 🥲
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smoking doesn't make you look cool!
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haan haan guess my height 😂
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1 year
sirf naseeb waalon ko milti hai.
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10 months
URGENT!
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11 months
If you know what these are, we can probably be friends.
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1 year
har dusre bande ko 'bhai' bol ke khud ka nuksaan kar rahi hu 👍🏻
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Please share some ways to cope with exam fear.
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girls always fall for guys who are funny as well as intelligent
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inse bhi meditation aur aliens ki baatein ki hongi 😭
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Therapy is expensive toh
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bad video quality ke liye mat bolne lagna ab 🥲
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1 year
college degrees don't matter kyuki aage chal ke sabko chai hi bechni hai
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jiska koi nahin hota, uska koi nahin hota
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@swishtee
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2 years
I see some cute guys reacting to my tweets, bas itna kaafi hai mere liye.😂
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1 year
Learnt a new word today. Socha share karun.
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1 year
ye news mere gharwaalon tak nahin pahuchni chahiye 😭
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1 year
bhai move on karne mein chheenke nikal jaati hain
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1 year
gussa aa raha hai bahut tez
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samajh nahin aata shakal zyada kharab hai yaa qismat
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Drop a meme that describes how your first month of the year was.
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kyun nahin ho rahi savings?
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Dear men, When we ask you about your day, do not hesitate to give us each and every detail. We love listening to you.
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Thak gayi hu logon ko batate batate that I'm not a 20-year-old.
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ye machhar bhenchod jaan ke dushman ban gaye hain
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main hu hi nahin iss generation ki
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Pathan is a good one-time-watch. Dimaag saath mein carry mat karna bas.
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patli kamariya mori
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arranged marriages are scary, what if I fell for him?
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padhai ke naam pe rona nikal jaata hai.
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पैतृक संपत्ति देखकर शर्माने का नाटक करती हुई मैं
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people spent so much time on Spotify!
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padh le Srishti, gaana gaane se tera ghar nahin chalne waala
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high on chai.
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Honest November dump 😑
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Dear men, It's totally fine to let your guard down and be vulnerable. It doesn't make you less of a man; in fact, it shows how strong you really are. So, don't hesitate to open up, we're here for you.
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mera dil ye pukaare aa jaa😂
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blurred nahi hai ye, aesthetic kehte hain ise huh!
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Dear students, Kuch bhi karna magar kabhi class topper mat banna.
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can someone explain to me why i should be excited about my birthday?
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1 year
Dermi Cool aur Glucon-D ads ko ab tak toh aa jaana chahiye tha
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youtubers learnt the word 'guys' and have not shut up since then
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Which standard did you first join tuition/coaching in?
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kya aapko mere new year plans dikh rahe hain?
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me, after blocking him on all social media platforms
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jhumke collect karne ka mujhko shauq hai bada
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"Are you dumb?" yeah bro I just threw a spoon in the dustbin instead of putting it in the sink!
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So, my bhai just joined Twitter! 😂
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subah-savere uth ke maine ye sab kar liya :)
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naa meri shaadi ho rahi hai, naa mujhe koi apni shaadi mein invite kar raha hai
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"lagataar 2 din naha liya hai" should count as an achievement
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Dear men, Please try not to be brutally honest when we ask for your feedback regarding something. Rona aa jaata hai yaar kabhi kabhi. 🥲
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8 billion people in this world and not one is happy.
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When did you first discover that 'singhada' is called 'water chestnut' in English?
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everybody, sab ke sab coder hain saale!
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mirror selfies click karna is an art and main toh duur duur tak artist nahin hu 🤡
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"ek baar exam clear kar lo fir aish hi aish hai" 🙂
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i can't read 'bc' as 'because'
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na aaye ho, na aaoge
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This one guy wants to marry me because I wrote good captions for his Instagram posts. WHAT!?
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"Breakup hurts the most" have you ever experienced wisdom toothache?
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Arranged marriages are scary, what if he uses Snapchat?
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Life was good when we used to own this phone
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Men are very clear about what they want. They will talk to you for 2 days and then ask- "Are any of your friends single?"
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People: Why are you so quiet? Me:
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Describe your love life situation using a meme template.
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jaa rahi hu padhayi karne kyuki
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I wish I got ₹10 for every time I corrected someone's spelling or grammatical errors.
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2 years
I'll turn 25 in a few months, which I am not ready for :(
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jhooth bolo guys, sach bolke kiska fayada hua hai
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okay 👍🏻
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Damn! Did I just cross 500 followers? But how? Wait, I shouldn't be too happy about it already.😂
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