falafael nadal @superachnural Twitter profile

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

quick pro tip: don't take birth

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 months

if the moon can block the whole entire sun, surely you can block him and move on

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 months

they should invent a good thing that doesn’t come to an end

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

how can you say the word rape and not realise it’s a crime immediately?

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@timesofindia

6 months

Marital rape not offence if wife is 18 or above, says Allahabad HC

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

thinking about this girl i shared a taxi with that pealed a banana, threw the banana out, bit the peal, realised what had just happened, kept the peal inside her bag and looked out the window for the rest of our ride

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

men calling women “freeloaders” for getting a free bus ticket have u picked up a single plate from the sink and washed it for ur mother in the last decade

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

the suicide helpline for india says "contact us during our working hours which is 10am to 8pm" btw

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

dj wale babu mera gala dabado

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

11 months

swiggy delivery person wasn’t moving at all on the map so i called he said he’s having chai with friends i said ok cool thoda jaldi kijiye he said chai toh dheere peena hota hai madam. i hope he has a great day

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

this little girl from my building always says hi and talks to me every time she sees me. i met her while walking back home today i said "patake zyada mat phodna haan" and she goes "aapke sar pe phod rahi kya"

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

11 months

i once dated someone that wouldn’t put his arm around me in public even as i’d have a full breakdown. my boyfriend now literally won’t let go of my hand while we’re walking outside, closes my ears with his hands in an auto when it’s too windy 🧿

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

if the full form of bra is brassiere then the full form of hoe is hozier

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

a very short story of yet again a man with no concept of respect & basic decency

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

oh my fucking god McAloo tikki used to be 25 fucking rupees

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falafael nadal

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2 years

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

wtf is “ambivert” just say u hate approaching people but love being approached

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

“why don’t you just say no in the first encounter? why don’t you just reject them right away? why do you lead people on?”

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

brain damage era but i like this one

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

a man talking to me like this would be bungee jumping without a rope into my blocked list

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

why

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

blr boys can’t start a conversation but will start an entire company somewhere probably in indiranagar

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

won as a sperm and now i'm losing everyday

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

the guy that got mad at me for denying to hook up in the beginning of the pandemic just posted a story of the child he just had, my head is spinning

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

call me gigi cuz i've fucking hadid

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

men shaming women with a body count higher than theirs oblivious to the fact that the only reason a lot of y’all “wait for marriage” is because there would literally be no other way you’d get laid

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

please help 😭🙏🏽

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

came out to have breakfast with this guy i work with. he ordered idli and whipped out a few ketchup sachets. kept the chutney and sambar away and ate the whole thing with ketchup. lord give me strength to not do some jail worthy shit. 🙏🏽

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

when the pandemic started i was 21 and now i’m on the floor counting 1-10 and looking for 5 things i can see, 4 things i can touch, 3 things i can hear-

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

if ironman turned into carbohydrateman instead, he'd become tony starch

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

for diwali this year i have decided to burst into tears

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

english: why is she dying? hindi: mercury

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

samay raina seems like the type of person to try and joke at a funeral and blame the dead person for ruining the mood

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

he changed his name to corona virus????

Scroll.in

@scroll_in

3 years

Coronavirus is testing our patience and capacity to bear pain, says PM Modi in ‘Mann-ki-Baat’ Catch all the #coronavirus in India updates:

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

bisexual men really be like "kabhi pussy kabhi bum"

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

delhi ppl are like i won’t finish a sentence without bhenchod in it but saying tu instead of aap is where i draw the line

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

BKL actually stands for besan ke laddoo

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

jus

@bbnojutsu

1 year

QRT this tweet with something in your drafts (please)

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

u wake up at 11am on a sunday, literally blink twice and boom it’s evening what the fuck

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

"are u kokilaben or rashi?" i'm actually the cooker, empty on the inside.

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

no YOU'RE looking for a soulmate on bumble, he's looking to rent a place in bombay

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

tu jeera because your dad decided to cumin and not pulao

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

WHEN WILL I GET TO LIE DOWN ON GRASS AND WATCH THE NIGHT SKY FULL OF STARS WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE? AFTER I DIE?

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 months

the speed with which my shoe would’ve hit his face

Censored Men

@CensoredMen

2 months

🇮🇳 Indian rizz needs to be studied.

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

“bird flu” so? that’s what they do mf

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

marathi cinderella be like “mala jau dyana ghari ata vajale ki bara”

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

i told my therapist today "i used to think love is important i was wrong" and she was like "love is important. You were probably wrong because u thought romantic love is" now i feel punched in the throat

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

i miss choking on pani puri because i don’t want the dude making it to wait holding my next puri

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

in a world full of bangalore haters and lovers, be a bangalore ignorer. i have no assigned emotion towards the city it is nothing but a location to me

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

apparently in an interview Alia said she feels bad about her words constantly being taken out of context to make Ranbir look like a misogynist and he’s actually the opposite. Ranbir agrees by telling the world he loves the shit out of one of the most misogynistic movies <3

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

in 4th grade my dad let me win in the first ever chess game i’d played and my ego shot up so high i took the board with me to school and made a huge fucking idiot out of myself 👍🏽

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

i’ve been living with my best friend for a month now and they leave me a good morning note before going to work since i wake up much after. i told her i’ll be going bowling today and she drew a bowling alley on today’s note. needless to say, i have been sobbing since i found it

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

you: sex positions me, an intellectual: bangles

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

god really made dinosaurs and was like "looks cute might delete later"

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

love this fruit. the cetaphil <3

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

u are very much visible bestie

NDTV

@ndtv

3 years

"Can feel the suffering, pain of those affected by Covid. We are faced with an invisible enemy": Prime Minister Narendra Modi #COVID19

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

the feminine urge to sit in a towel on ur bed after a long hot shower marinating in feels

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

just saw a reel and used google to confirm if true and WHAT IN THE FUCK

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

guy on bumble was like "i was born in the west and lived there all my life but now moved to the south for my parents, kinda miss the western life" so i was like oh shit where in the west and he goes "Dahisar ke paas"

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

that’s literally his wife do you people have a bag of rocks for brains

circuit 🇦🇺 poet

@being_circuit3

6 months

Do you also feel Sakshi bahot chep hoti hai Dhoni se. Dhoni deserved better, someone like Ritika

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

y’all will pretend you didn’t see anything and go about your day when people literally get harassed and groped in public transport but a bunch of girls decide to film a dance video and the whole lot of you lose your minds

Prakalp Bhardwaj

@PrakalpBhardwaj

6 months

Aur kitne achhe din chaiye Mitro? Ab to free me Mujra bhi dekhne mil rha train me🤡

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

idli is pillow, dosa is blanket. that's why it's comfort food.

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

asked this girl at work if she wanted to have breakfast with me and she said “why? so we can go eat and u can tweet some shit about me?” eating my rava idli alone now. good times.

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

you don't get "sunkissed" in Mumbai bro you get sunwhacked u get beaten to pulp by it what the fuck

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

in 1st grade i told my dad a boy bullied me and i feel bad for not bullying him back and he said to me “do u think he went back home and told his dad he bullied u? no because that’s a bad thing to do. u did a good thing.” and my villain origin story ended before it could begin 🙏🏽

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

that’s really smart of her isme hassne wali kya baat hai gadhedi

Kosha

@imkosha

1 year

Our maid just made a WhatsApp group of all the houses she works at to update about her leave plans 😭😂

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

arre amit uncle ko bura lag gaya :(

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

kun 🔥 kun kun 🔥 kun 🔥 kun, 🔥 kun, 🔥 kun, 🔥 kun kun 🔥 kun kun 🔥 kun 🔥 kun, 🔥 kun, 🔥 kun, 🔥 kun

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

environmentalists be like "talk dharti to me"

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 months

where’s the name of the school? why isn’t it being disclosed? the people responsible for making this decision? what’s the need to protect them? name all of them immediately.

TIMES NOW

@TimesNow

2 months

Rape Survivor ‘Not Allowed’ To Sit In Board Exams As It Would ‘Spoil The Atmosphere’: Report

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

he's a 5 but has no social media presence and is emotionally intelligent

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

6 months

once u realise you’re not really the chill nonchalant type of person and never will be it’s all over

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

chor saali

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

what the fuck is bell pepper??? shut up and call it capsicum

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

this country believes in too many female goddesses to be treating women the way they are

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

this one time a cousin from new york came to visit us. while having chai she asked if we have crackers and my dad was like “no we stopped bursting them 2 years ago”

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

i was born naturally and am now a disaster. a natural disaster. a tsunaMe. a hurrican’t. a tornadon’t. an earthquache.

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

the second i saw that photo on instagram i knew someone would say some shit like this on twitter

shrushteaa☕️

@vanderwoods3n

1 year

I feel a huge part of dee still loves ranbir, a part of her can never luv someone the way she loved him, the part that’s hidden cause hearing “move on” is easier than actually being able to. She’s prolly happy w another person, but again, you can never completely fall out of love

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falafael nadal

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11 months

i would literally never leave my house if i had this dog i swear to god

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

hi i'm here to brag by saying that last night i got wine drunk and fell asleep hugging the person i'm in love with while listening to kun faya kun

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falafael nadal

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3 years

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

religion is just a propaganda against world peace

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

came to my native place to do this pooja thing at this huge temple my grandparents' parents used to live around. i was afraid i'd get a lot of judgement for my hair but even THE MAIN PRIEST IS CALLING ME PINKY AND EVERYONE KEEPS SMILING I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

being in love with someone that’s not in love with u is like an unpaid internship

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

fucking love listening to ppl explaining how board games work. my brain stops working and it sounds like gibberish but it's nice to pretend to nod like i get it

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

bisexual DJs making music like "dickchick dickchick"

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

how come my grief isn’t channelising itself into my artistic abilities how come it only has me losing my shit and rotting in bed

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

lakshman be like “this is where i draw the line”

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

if i had a girlfriend i would simply put a flower in her hair everyday and cry because of how pretty she makes every flower look but that’s just me i guess

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

i recently went to my tailor to get a shirt redone for this work event. he was watching a dhanush movie (huge fan) while i was explaining. when i got back to him 2 days later, the shirt was the exact opposite of what i wanted so i angrily asked him, “why this collar very deep?”

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falafael nadal

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

i have done it!!! i have successfully acquired an apartment (on rent) in mumbai with my own earned money!!! 🤠🙏🏽

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

rinkiya ke papa’s pronouns are he/he

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

maybe lay off watching porn for a bit and you’ll see how normal this is

Tushar ॐ♫₹

@Tushar_KN

1 year

Seriously, I don't know about you, but what kind of father comments such a thing on his daughter's photos. 😒🤦

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

even for twitter, this dude is so pathetic core

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

3 years

tw// so i ordered some food through @swiggy_in the day before yesterday at around 11 in the night and the food arrived at around 12. the delivery executive simply would not stop staring at me (as though he was scanning me from my head to my toes) but i didn’t pay much heed.

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

4 years

if Christopher Nolan made a hollywood remake of Ghajini with Interstellar's cast, it'd be called Matthew McKaunHaiYeh

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

like sure let me quickly reschedule my sewer cider thoughts to match your work hours no problem

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

2 years

my friend made me coffee super fast so i called it shatabdi espresso now she won't even look at me

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falafael nadal

@superachnural

1 year

BROKE but want to own EXPENSIVE and EXCLUSIVE skin care products?! Here’s a thread with tips that might help you:

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