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1 year
How to do successful stock trading in 2023 Complete beginner’s guide to stock traders
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1 year
You can keep trolling Anil Ambani for going bankrupt but he is still living a far luxury life than your 3 BHK backed with 30 years of home loan He is still a millionaire while you are still busy selecting tax slabs and regimes You don't become rich by hating the rich
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Zerodha founders Nikhil Kamath and Nithin Kamath reportedly took Rs 144 Crores in salary in FY23 There are 140 Crores people living in India If Kamath brothers gives 1 Crore to every Indian, they will still be left with 4 Crores but they will not do it This is how greed works
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9 months
How to live life off dividends : 1. Take 10 Crores Loan from a bank at 6% 2. Buy Coal India shares worth 10 Crores 3. Collect dividends worth 1 Cr from Coal India 4. Pay off the interest of 60 lacs and make 40 lacs Schools and Colleges will never tell you about this
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3 years
@elonmusk Mars is not flat. We will live there one day. DOGE will be our currency.
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4 months
If you celebrate new year on 3rd January instead of 31st December , you can save up to 37% on food , travel and drinks Middle class will never understand this
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7 months
Zerodha made profits worth 2900 Crores in FY23. There are 1 Crore loss making traders in India who contributed to this profit of Zerodha If Zerodha gives 1 Crore to every losing trader, they will still be left with 2899 Crores but they will not do it This is how greed works
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A great way to make passive income is to take 1 Crore from bank at 8% and give it to your friend at 15% You'll make 2000 INR every day by doing nothing
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6 months
@sama Few understand this
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3 months
Mukesh Ambani is now worth over 10 lacs Crores as the shares of Reliance Industries surged up 7% in a day If Mukesh Ambani had sold Reliance and invested all money in Wipro in 1980, his net worth would have been 87 lacs Crores This is the power of investing
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4 months
@kunalb11 It’s fascinating how many business keeps on running without adding any real value to lives of people
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3 months
A person with high income will always beat the person with SIP of 5000 rupees in the long run They will never tell you about this
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5 months
If you had invested 15,000 rupees in the IPO of Tata Technologies last week, you would have been retired today and going for a Europe trip in December
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1 year
If you had bought Adani Ent 1500 PE on Wednesday, you would turned 10,000 INR into 6 Crore in just 24 hours This is why you need to quit your job and buy options every single day to grab such opportunities
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How to buy house for free ? 1. buy house on 100% loan 2. shift from house before first EMI 3. your bank will takeover your house 4. get another house and repeat for life Rich understands this
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I'm studying really hard these days to find Multi-Baggers by analyzing financials and using technical analysis I've managed to find 23 such stocks which will give at least 300% returns in 2023 To get it: 1. Like 2. Retweet 3. Comment "Rich" I'll DM you the list for FREE
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8 months
How to make 20 lacs using the banking system? 1. Take a 5 Crores loan from a bank @ 6% 2. Give this money as loans to friends @ 10% 3. Collect a risk-free premium of 20 lacs annually Banks will never tell you about this scheme
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5 months
Dating and Traveling are a waste of money when you are in your 20s This money should be invested in an index fund which will make you retire faster at 82 years of age rather than retiring at 97 You can always achieve your dreams after retiring Stay at Home, Stay Invested
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9 months
Your privileged excuses for therapies , depression and mental health comes nowhere close to real struggle of people
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2 months
If you invest 1000 INR every month in Nifty 50 in your 20s, you would make 1.2 Crores at the age of 60 This sounds good till you realize the monthly rent of 2 BHK in Bangalore would be 17.76 lacs as per adjusted inflation Lesson: make money right now
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The best part of trading is you don’t have to worry about 9-5 and make money using laptop the money :
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1 year
Adani Enterprises fell 76% from life highs and now up 100% in last 4 days Congratulations to all investors for making 24% returns Buy Right, Sit Tight
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2 months
Indian markets have just entered into bear market This reminds me of 1929 and 2008
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11 months
Making money with trading options is limitless now There are 4 expiries now: 1. Nifty 50 2. Sensex 3. Fin Nifty 4. Nifty Bank If you can make 1% on every expiry, you can convert 5 Lacs to 2.5 Crores in the next 2 years You should quit your 9-5 job and grab these chances
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6 months
MamaEarth will be the first trillion-dollar company There are 1.4 billion people in India with an average hair count of 1 lac on their head If every Indian starts investing 1 INR on every hair in their hair care routine, this will value MamaEarth at massive 140 lacs crore
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If you had bought Adani puts worth 3 lacs on Wednesday, you would have made 1 Crore today If you didn't buy them, you need to rethink about your trading style and such engagement baits
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Salasar Tech is a cutting-edge AI-based company working on making trains fly, harnessing solar energy at night, and winning contracts to put 5G on Mars This information isn't priced in
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6 months
If your annual salary package isn’t larger than your age , you are poor and should hustle harder
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5 months
How to make easy money in 2023 ? 1. Buy a house on home loan 2. Give it on rent to the tenants 3. Use rent to pay EMIs and save rest
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5 months
Indian markets has entered into bear market This reminds me of 1929 and 2008
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5 months
@Ameya_Kanetkar Thank you for correction
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If you don’t understand calculus and differential equations , you should give up trading This is what it takes to generate proprietary trading signals to live luxurious life There is no substitute for hard work
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How to make 20 lacs as passive income? 1. Take a 5 crores loan from friend A @ 6% 2. Give this money as a loan to friend B @ 10% 3. Collect a risk-free premium of 20 lacs annually Your network is your net worth
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8 months
Rakesh Jhunjhunwala didn't make big money in quick time by following risk management and using stop loss Jhunjhunwala did it by taking huge loans and betting that money in the futures market in the 1990s They will never tell you about this
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6 months
Virat Kohli is playing selfish game for his century and personal records - 26 year old fat unemployed guy
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7 months
TCS is ending hybrid working policy and asking employees to work from office Market cap of TCS is 13 lacs crores and there are 6 lacs employees Every TCS employee should short TCS futures worth 2 Crores and bankrupt the company This is the way to avoid work from office
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2 months
How to beat 95% of the traders? 1. stop trading
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5 months
@VoiceOnX Mathematics is called 'Maths', not math. I don’t even claim to know English, but this is just common sense
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2 months
Your girlfriend is beating your well-researched smallcap portfolio by simply wearing her gold jewellery This is new age value investing
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1 year
Dating & Travelling are a waste of money when you are in your 20s This money should be invested in an index fund which will make you retire faster at 82 years of age rather than retiring at 83 You can always achieve your dreams after retiring Stay at Home, Stay Invested
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The ultimate way to become rich is to bet big money on quality companies like Vodafone Idea and hold them forever - Albert Einstein
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3 months
Indian markets have just entered into bear market This reminds me of 1929 and 2008
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2 years
I scraped Manas Arora tweets (including charts) of last few years and noted some insights around trading. This might be useful for volatility contraction traders. 👨‍💻x ✍️
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How to quit your 9-5 job and live life? 1. Pay bills using credit cards 2. Pay card bills using other cards 3. Repeat this process till your death You will need just 780 credit cards to execute this for your entire life They will never tell you about this loophole of finance
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I recently met Gautam Adani at Rajeev Chowk metro station and he answered my million-dollar question What should I do to become rich? 1. Never buy iPhone in 20s 2. Never go on expensive dates 3. Have 23 Credit Cards for cash backs 4. Stay on rent and don't buy house or cars
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Tata Motors is an automotive company and is up by 3000 % in the last 15 years Tata Motors invested 2000 Crores in the project of Tata Nano in 2008 and lost all the money If Rata Tata had invested 2000 Crores in shares of Tata Motors, he would have made 60 lacs Crores till now
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The only possible way to save HDFC Bank is to do the demerger of housing loan business and banking business to unlock the value They can create two entities with the names of HDFC Bank and HDFC Ltd to fetch premium valuation Aditya Puri should think about this
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6 months
The worst personal finance advice for individuals with salary below 30,000 INR is to invest in stocks
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4 months
How to make 100% returns? 1. Buy 100 stocks 2. Sell when they move 1% 3. Congrats, you made 100% returns
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How to make 1 Crore in 24 hours? Take 1000 INR from 1000 people and teach them the same trick to make 1 Crore in 24 hours
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1 year
Gautam Adani would have raised 20,000 Crore for his FPO by simply putting 3 Crore into this put option Make Indian Markets Liquid again !
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1 year
Why Full Time Trading isn’t for middle class ? Full Time Trading is one of the most glorified profession which is sold to middle class people with lot of bullshit , dreams and lies You start getting random ideas on social media of making 5000 every day with small capital
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4 months
Indian markets have entered into bear market This reminds me of 1929 and 2008
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I’m boycotting Maldives and leaving my parents house to visit Lakshadweep - Suresh , 26 years old , unemployed
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1 year
I wasted thousands of hours trading full-time with 1 lakh capital to achieve financial freedom and fast gains only to realize that it is a snake oil sold by influencers The 3 tried and true things you really need are: 1) Big Capital 2) Side Income 3) Trading Experience
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Everyone just found the value in the Man Infra stock in the last 24 hours with similar research after Salasar Tech What are the odds now?
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Market doesn't give a fuck about your valuation models
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8 months
If you had bought Apple shares worth of every new iPhone model on Apple event day from 2007 , you would have converted 17,000 dollars to 367 million dollars Tim Cook will never tell you about this #AppleEvent
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Infosys founder NR Narayana Murthy has gifted shares worth over Rs 240 crore to his four month old grandson Rohan Murthy If Rohan sells these shares and starts option trading, he could become the richest person on the planet by 2030 This is the power of option trading
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Yesterday, RJ gave targets of Nifty 1 lac in 2030 and here NIFTY froze at 14820.45 today. #NIFTY #BankNifty #NSE
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Trading is far better than avg 9-5 job If you can make just 1% every day, you will be able to convert 1 Lac to 1.5 Crore in the next 500 days A 9-5 guy will wait for decades for his mutual funds to compound while you will become rich in 2 years This is the Power of Trading
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We are in bull market and everyone is trying very hard to make you rich by their stock recommendations on internet I observed few finance influencers doing solid research on Salasar Tech for their followers Please watch this and save yourself from holding bags in future
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I told you market is risky and will crash - Mr. Mehta , 42 , sitting on cash from 2008
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When there is bull market across the stocks but you are holding Bajaj Finance , HDFC Bank and Kotak Bank
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2 months
Good Morning everyone Zomato is set to launch “Pure Veg Fleet” on the app for customers who prefer a 100% vegetarian diet. The fair value of the share should be 710 rupees. I calculated this by adding the avg price of Dal Makhni and Shahi Paneer to share price. I'm bullish
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If you aren’t selling your house to buy stocks, you lack courage and will remain poor India’s growth story is just getting started
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4 months
Degrees doesn’t hold any relevance for rich class and poor class This game is designed for middle class
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Some men complain about useless things to look for therapies and then there is brave Parshotam Kumar who was awarded Shaurya Chakra as a civilian
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@paraschopra Prostitution is AI Proof
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How to make risk free money? 1. take loan from bank 2. buy stocks of the bank 3. keep buying till stock moves 2x 4. sell stocks , repay loan , enjoy life Smart money understand this
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@ParikPatelCFA Man you are the funniest guy I have ever seen on Twitter. Thank Dr. Parik for making all of us smile.
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The best way to make your first lac is to get a high-paying job instead of doing a SIP of 1000 INR for 286 months You are being told to follow this route as they assume you are poor and a loser who cannot pull it off on your own Make active income great again
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The ultimate way to become rich is to bet big money on quality companies and hold them forever - Albert Einstein
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6 months
Zerodha : We should try to solve huge global issues like wealth inequality and global warming Also Zerodha : Cannot display order book
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2 months
@AnkurPatel59 They don't understand this maths to end poverty I'll try my best to educate the world about it
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Canada raises capital gains tax from 50% to 166% If you want to trade, you should aim to lose money
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5 months
Sarcasm is highest form of intelligence Educated people don’t understand this
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8 months
TradingView limited the number of symbols to 30 in the watchlist for free users recently This is what you can do with the combination of TradingView and Chartink scanners You can try this mini tool created by @me_ayushraj to reduce the hassle as free user with small account
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If you found value in HDFC Bank today , you would love to see more deep fucking value tomorrow
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2 years
BREAKING : Adani looking forward to raise 5 L Cr from SBI to buy entire SBI for ease of doing business 🤹‍♂️
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2 years
I'll show you how you can quit the job with full-time trading in 21 days and make big money The Big Money :
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3 months
Indian markets have entered into bear market Nifty is now heading towards a fair value of 12000
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1 year
It is such a shame that India’s largest company Reliance is growing at just 12% annual rate Mukesh Ambani should fire entire staff and start selling OTM options to make 2% every month to grow at 24% annually This will turn his net worth to 50L Crore by 2030 via compounding
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Good evening everyone As RBI is drawing 2000 INR notes, investors are confused about the effects of this on the market I spent the whole weekend calculating its effect on markets. My price target is 16203. I calculated this by subtracting 2000 from the current value of Nifty 50
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NSE extending trading hours till 11:55 PM is big positive for traders and you shouldn't cry over it If you were making 1% every day, now you can make 2% every day with extended hours of trading
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Dinesh Karthik is currently averaging over 75 and has the highest strike rate of 206 in the tally of leading run scores of IPL 2024 Karthik took the T20 World Cup remark seriously
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3 months
The market is crashing as investors are selling stocks to buy gifts for upcoming Valentine's Day This is how smart money works
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2 months
How to become the richest person of India? 1. Take loan of 1 Crore 2. Start trading options 3. Double the amount 50 times This is the power of trading
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HDFC Bank moves up 2 points Investors: This is the power of quality stock
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2 years
always invest in yourself first before any diwali picks
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People will spend 10 lacs on degrees & colleges but will not spend 1 lac to trade options which can change their life in day Rich understand this
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Everyone just managed to picked out same stock from their research skills in same week out of nowhere with same story What are the odds ?
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BREAKING: NCERT set to include a chart of Adani Enterprises in the curriculum to teach anti-gravity objects 🧑‍🚀
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HDFC Bank moves up 2% Investors : This is power of value investing
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6 months
Sam Altman took OpenAI's value from $0 to $80B and was still fired as he was working only 66 hours per week Lesson : Work 70 hours per week
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Retail : I will never ever recover from this 2% crash in markets Legend : let’s finish lunch, honey
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@confusedinvest5 this is what I’m following rn please join my team considering you understand the game at next level
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@kunalb11 I cannot believe a different point of view for an audience with open mind is now considered as trolling
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The ultimate way to become rich is to bet big money on quality companies and hold them forever - Isaac Newton
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