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Stuti
7 months
me: in school, high school, college and life
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1 year
someone tell my dentist, it’s not that easy !
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6 months
once upon a time, this was the only confusion i had in my life
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5 months
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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desires. panchayat is a real gem of a show
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5 months
@jusbdonthate and, ewww, you don't even wash your ass after taking a dump. ewww
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9 months
a girl in my neighborhood went to the uk for her master's degree because her half father's side of the family lives there. her mom said they spent around 40 lakhs on her education. now, this is her story, and i'm furious. why does everyone seem to be dishonest somehow?
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1 year
after two unanswered calls, my boss messaged me, "please call back." i messaged her back, saying im frustrated and don’t wanna talk, to which she replied, hand over your work to me and take 3-4 days off but don't be in a bad mood. this is what i call a healthy work culture !
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1 year
my bro's gf visited today and saw us watching the wtc. she mentioned, 'oh, this is the test series they play as practice for the world cup.' we smirked, and my brother politely enlightened her about it. i'm still shocked that he's so patient, being my brother 😭
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1 year
206 bones in my body but he broke my trust !
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11 months
me all the time !
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1 year
this fr !
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what era are you in right now?
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1 year
queen for a reason 😭
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What’s your favorite moment from a celebrity interview?
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10 months
when i say i love coca cola, this is what i mean
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11 months
who did this ? whoever did this, did it perfectly 😭
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1 year
dadi never fully accepted my maa due to my parents' love marriage, but she cares for me as her grandkid. despite not living with us, she calls me weekly. today, she said ‘marry whoever you wish or don’t at all. i’ll support you to mend my past mistakes’, and this was sad, tbh !
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1 year
having someone to check up on you with cute little texts and short calls is the best feeling ever.
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2 years
I’ve read 211 books in my entire life and I'm already 26. So many more to go!
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8 months
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9 months
real feminism
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2 years
that film you watch 3 times but you still feel like watching it again and again ?
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1 year
and this 😭
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Funniest twitter interaction you’ve ever seen ?
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1 year
i still wear masks !
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1 year
Qrt a pic of yours with the mask (Ps:-ye piche wale bhaiya ko gayab krdo koi)
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1 year
hats off to the person who pulled off this feat 🫡
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1 year
feeling sorry for her man 💀
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1 month
shikhar dhawan's smile with shashank's unforgettable chase, woah 🔥 #KKRvsPBKS
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2 years
The confidence alcohol gives you is actually scary !
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8 months
middle class upbringing taught me, women must be beautiful, men must be rich and there’s no other way to live peacefully
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5 months
my plans on valentine’s day
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1 year
he's 10 but he use ‘knew’ with ‘didn't’ !
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1 year
kids stalk on instagram and legends on LinkedIn !
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11 months
been two years since we spoke, but today we crossed paths. my body shivered, and i realized i ain’t loved anyone else since them
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@LESB0B0MB you dont need to worry, i’ve everything in control. is so personal and shattering.
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1 year
oh, the legendary, what an immense source of inspiration !
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Sarah Bellum
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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1 year
next time you see a man doing something you admire, don't be afraid to let him know, believe me it will make his day !
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1 year
sure, talking dirty with your specific one is fun, but the real fun begins when you find someone who will talk about aliens, history, crime fiction, and conspiracy nonsense with you !
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1 year
no one knows what a data scientist does, so I just tell people i'm a magician 😭
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7 months
life is too short to explain so we just say ‘maine bola tha na’
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2 years
My brain is like my internet browser. I got like 19 tabs open , three of them are glitching.. and where the fuck is that music coming from. Lemme be awake properly.
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what a script
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6 months
@vetusdeus112 kanna you playahhh. best thread🥳 congrats to the pregnant couple😭😭
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1 year
i take care of two rude and gareeb kids 🤌🏻 !
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Quote retweet with screenshot of chats with your sibling
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9 months
@PopCrave leo. vittoria.
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4 months
mumbai
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Why don't Indian cities look like this ❓
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2 years
but if you love someone and you break up, where does the love go?
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1 year
i just saw a 9-10 year old kid show his mother the middle finger because she wasn't buying him anything, and her response was nothing. when i was this age, i didn't even know the names of all fingers, all i knew was a ‘slap’ and now i'm afraid of the next generation !
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1 year
guys after 2 days of relationship: tum biwi ho humari !
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i'm an overthinker who has finally met the most patient oversharer, over-explainer, and over-listener, win win !
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1 year
men are actually simple. when a guy likes you, he acts on it. and if he doesn't, he doesn't accomplish anything. and so on. the issue arises when women try to decode and analyse simple behaviour as something far more complex. when, in actuality, things are as they are.
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1 year
my body is not a temple. it is a thermos… for chai !
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10 months
there’s this dialogue in made in heaven which hit hard ‘when so early on you’re made to believe that white is beautiful. no matter what anyone tells you, the magic of black & brown will always seem like a lie. and no matter what you tell yourself, your reflection will find it
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used to beg for their time and wonder what went wrong, and kept thinking if i was so available, but now i accept that people and priorities change over time, and that's okay. i realised it's just self-growth, and i evolved, it took time, but now im at peace !
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1 year
i don't believe in ‘one-night stands’ or ‘hook-up culture’ cause i'm more of a ‘fall in love at first sight’ kinda person !
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8 months
if you remember this take care of your body, we are old
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1 year
toughest
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@mybestweakness
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“tough competition”
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7 months
hum aaj tak kisi ki ‘first priority’ nahi ban pae
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1 year
i’m not a party friend anymore, now i’m a “come to my home over chai, we will discuss taxes, business, investing and ai” friend !
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1 year
36 aaenge aur 36 jaenge, but mere ‘wo’ to parivar wale hi laenge !
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gen Z is the generation that can speak fluent emoji, GIF, and meme and we millennials are still trying to figure out what the heck a 'finsta' is !
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such an underrated song 😭
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1 year
sunrise > sunset 🌅
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Musa
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Show me better sunset shot by u👀
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earlier i used to call everyone by their name, then i made some GenZ friends and now everyone is my bro !
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2 years
I’ll be supporting Pakistan in finals, who all are with me 🫶🏻
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10 months
people my age. me.
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2 years
instagram is for pretending you're a model, while twitter is for proving that you're a hot mess !
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6 months
this ain't taj mahal, it's bibi ka makbara. a son built this for his mother, and sons today do the same, both for their mothers and partners. shut up
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1 year
the best 😭
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“they don’t make ads like these anymore”
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the song, the hype, these four, and that era—some things are irreplaceable !
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tushR🍕
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" that song from 90s or early 2000s you still vibe on "
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my best friend’s ex is no longer my friend, i dumped him as it is against the girl code, is this making any sense ?!
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@rachisnotokay it takes no courage to pack up your bags and shift to your aunt’s house. it takes no courage to live in a place where you've spent all your summer vacations as a part of family holidays. it really takes no courage to not see your great grandfather’s well established business as
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i'm at a point in my life where going to the grocery store and doing other household chores counts as 'going out' !
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2 years
all red flags turns green if he is 6ft and above !
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this clip never fails to lift one's mood, fitte muh tere 🤌🏻 !
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2 years
i saved his number as ‘future’ but now my future is blocked !
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i was so desperate to be loved by others that i forgot to love myself !
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8 months
@PicturesFoIder 🥲😭😭
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some of us just like to be alone and that's how we prefer to do things. we don't like big groups or parties, but we're not unhappy or lazy. we just like our own company or that of a few close friends and family. it's just who we are, and that's okay !
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to the ‘men’. to the one who always finds that perfect parking spot, has a secret playlist, feels uneasy with disorganization, says ‘it’s okay’ when it's not, turns into a dj on drives, aims to mend all broken things, is best friend with his computer, turns a simple shopping trip
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1 year
“ do not worry, we’ll make this happen together ” type of love >>>>>>>
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1 year
3.90 billion females in the world and you think his parents will choose you to marry him !
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1 year
Guys are simple, they won’t ask any questions but want us to let them know everything !
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2 years
big on privacy but my whole family knows the password of my phone !
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1 year
i really wanna experience some romance or similar kind of shit for once in life, fomo this week is real !
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i overshare and then regret it, promised to not do it again, but i just did it again, it's a vicious cycle !
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1 year
life is all about wanting to do so many things lekin mann nahi kar raha kuch karne ka !
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1 year
name a bigger downgrade 🤮
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isHaHaHa
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name a bigger downgrade :)
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1 year
asking my crush to open my Pepsi bottle was where my flirting skills peaked !
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11 months
have a great week y’all and underachievers(like me)
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“i’m going for a chai break, come with me” is the only friendship i need in my life !
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bas baat karte karte pyaar ho jata hai, islie i ignore everyone !
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