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@strutcakes

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Your school has no gymnastics team, this is the last resort. He/Himbo

London, UK, Europe
Joined September 2009
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
6. Probably not a real pirate.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
@Kipperwacker @Cappachris @upload_tv @ITV @itvpresscentre @Ofcom @loosewomen Such a set up and pure bullying. Kim may be antagonistic at times but @ITV @itvpresscentre @loosewomen knew what they were doing here. Completely unpleasant.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
For fucks sake gays. Leave your clothes on for one sodding day. Give it fucking rest.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
Stop πŸ‘πŸΌ villainising πŸ‘πŸΌhard-working πŸ‘πŸΌ millennials πŸ‘πŸΌ
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Standard News
6 years
Millennials are 'hiring cleaners instead of saving up for a deposit'
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
@_Spilling_Tea @Milan_sunshine β€œCindy, this is just some bones. Would you run from Calista Flockhart?”
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
@antinsectuk @robster38 @nickybund @eucopresident His sarcasm and disdain is spot on. The Brexiteers had no plan and seem to be pushing the UK into a no deal scenario whilst blaming the EU for this. I for one fully support his comments!
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
@antinsectuk @robster38 @nickybund @eucopresident I think the ignorant comments from our own politicians are far worse than anything Tusk has said. The constant reminiscing about WWII as if we’re still at war with Germany is far more distasteful in my opinion.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
@nogsey72 @NickiPlayhouse_ @lilnig666 @Ryanair Off the plane and to the nearest police station.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
@carolannleif @42Gnome @NBCNews Also let’s not forget those emails which the media were obsessed with.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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@EmmaKennedy @KeithOlbermann @nickjfrost As long as Keith doesn't associate Farage with decent British people!
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
5 years
London Twitter gays, we should totally do a pub crawl at some point. Open invite and see who turns up!
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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7. I may have peaked wit-wise, but feel free to follow and one day I might tweet something else that is marginally witty.
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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
6 years
@putaallison @majitzu @nickfthilton Or the world famous books that were first published in the 1950s.
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