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@strawmuncher

4 years

i do not think when i hit that big blue tweet button

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@strawmuncher

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What da hell is a polor bear doin in Arlington texas 😭😭😭

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WHAT

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@digim109 not really sure im gonna walk into court with my crack pipe and go from there

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@hamsterfan47 haven’t chosen a race yet i’ll let you know

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@AlbertGPai they want my ass bad 😭

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@KurryCurry dw i gotchu guys if they’re brown 💯

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@strawmuncher

2 years

the solution is a higher police budget

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This is NYC today. This is nyc every time it rains hard now. Our basic infrastructure is so not ready for what’s coming

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@strawmuncher

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does anyone want a hit

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@strawmuncher

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@tiddyaddict pass the blunt

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@strawmuncher

3 years

yo @jack @Twitter @TwitterSupport @TwitterSafety @TwitterTV

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@strawmuncher

3 years

only black person in class today tell me why this white girl crossed her arms and said wakanda forever when i let her borrow my pen

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@strawmuncher

2 years

JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO THE PHD PROGRAM AT THE COLLEGE OF WINTERHOLD

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@strawmuncher

2 years

my bad bro just throw them in the back

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@strawmuncher

2 years

graduated today!!!

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@strawmuncher

3 years

@peterxinping i spoke to this guy a few years ago and for some reason he’s a huge taylor swift fan

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@paggytheclown @SUBWAY u made the sandwich

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@pollen196 @deadliftguy0172

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@strawmuncher

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@enzoriverssss @DeadendDigital killua fought in a completely new style and theres characters who have outlandish nen like the phantom troupe the only notable character that fits ur description is the literal child they meet at heavens arena lol

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@strawmuncher

3 years

@nothingisthree @stopitg damn u seem annoying.

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@strawmuncher

3 years

why is the mona lisa the pinnacle of art that shit is trash

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@strawmuncher

2 years

got to meet my goat #weebcon

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@strawmuncher

3 years

@kumbarz @enzoriverss this take is fucking atrocious do not encourage this

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@strawmuncher

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@ilovesmokingmid @ilooklikelilbil glad to see 2 Twitter titans corroborating

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@akinassbm @hamsterfan47

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@strawmuncher

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@_talent5 this was chillin at the urinals 🔥🔥

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subway surfers

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@strawmuncher

2 years

got top 64 at todays melee major!!! big improvement arc im clean!!! and got sponsored by clout!!!!! @FlipZzzzzzz @CSGO @DreamHack

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@strawmuncher

2 years

my hungry ass could not be a brain surgeon 😭😭😭

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@strawmuncher

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@thiquewhiteduke @HotMusicTakes__ @pippycatface Plastic Beach? The Fall? Their Debut? This literally is the second worst take I've seen this month right behind the one above.

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@strawmuncher

3 years

they playing valorant at the wingstop

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@strawmuncher

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new keyboard kinda raw 🥶

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@100x100x6 missing sematary

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@strawmuncher

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arlington classic

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@BiggestttHater

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what is y’all most liked tweet?

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@strawmuncher

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@camkarda u ever have those shits that make u rethink about pegging

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@deadliftguy0172 rip slime fr

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@strawmuncher

3 years

I need help writing an essay i need a logo for my company i need a banner ASAP! I would pay someone to write this essay for me! Looking for designers looking for animators paid pay as soon as possible due tomorrow i will pay someone to make me a youtube intro Need help make outro

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car crash #selfie

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@strawmuncher

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@bunnygirlstan its so funny bc he said so many words just to be WRONG

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@strawmuncher

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Twitter stopped cropping images but yall still not lookin at the bigger picture

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@strawmuncher

2 years

I GOT THE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@strawmuncher

3 years

u are 17 with overdue algebra assignments not a “milf in training”

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@strawmuncher

2 years

if i had a lot of money id build a model spaceship with traversable floor vents and everyone who visited gets a suit but only some of them have vent access and those specific guys are trying to kill the other suit wearers but theres an alarm button in the center that raises a dis

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@strawmuncher

3 years

some heat comin soon 🔥🔥

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@Endeavor_ssbu Steve has a faster gameplan than Roy lol

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@strawmuncher

2 years

they fr took everything he had 😭😭

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16 dollar tacos… they were goated but NOT worth 16 bucks

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@strawmuncher

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happy feet 3 trailer dropped

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@strawmuncher

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Toxicity in DFW Smash Read:

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@strawmuncher

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this was my 9/11

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nahh this fr the best feature apples ever done 😭😭😭

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@strawmuncher

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wtf going on in Fort Worth?????? 🤨

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@strawmuncher

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this girl unsent a message and has been typing for 10 minutes its gg

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@strawmuncher

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@Sayori_DokiClub @ItMeIRL Hey I used this tweet for upvotes thanks.

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@strawmuncher

3 years

@deadliftguy0172 literally the best language

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@strawmuncher

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next time ur at mcdonalds ask for no bun and take that 25 cents and invest it into stocks and make yourself some real bread

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@camkrda have u tried swiping on indeed

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@strawmuncher

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me when i’m talking to someone good at fortnite

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@strawmuncher

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@deadliftguy0172 how r u familiar with that specific temperature?

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@strawmuncher

2 years

met shaq today 🤯

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@strawmuncher

3 years

when i get 10 likes

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@strawmuncher

3 years

whatchu guys think about my spotify stats ?

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@strawmuncher

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i love my sugar mommy

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@strawmuncher

3 years

oh what, snapchat’s down? that crazy. i didn’t notice, i was too busy being an adult.

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@strawmuncher

1 year

i’m in the stu 🔥🔥🔥

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@strawmuncher

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just got offered a phd spot for when i graduate 🥹

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@strawmuncher

3 years

nintendos guy has been on vacation for a while then huh

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hearing that Nick All Star Brawl can't fix the netcode right now because the one guy in charge of the netcode is on vacation is hilarious and appreciatively transparent

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