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Still Steve, Man

@stillman_steve

2 years

Magic is my favorite way to relax and have fun!

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1 year

I can’t stop watching Grimace Shake videos

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1 year

LGS in North Philly. The owner wrestled a One Piece player for $10 entry to locals

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8 months

This means we get Gwen Stacy Fatal Push! Finally!

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2 years

Friend who hasn’t played Magic in years saw Ragavan for the first time today. Should I have him react to more MH2?

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11 months

Calc with the showmanship Ulamog yeet is why paper Pro Tours are undefeated

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1 year

Huge Flavor W. Possibly the best ever

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2 months

POV: A Magic team event just got announced

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7 months

😏😏😏

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5 months

We're not having this discussion again. Something needs to change to allow for healthy Magic discussion on Twitter. Provide context for your trash takes and understand that referring to "the game" means more than EDH. Here's a simple trick to defeat six mana sorceries:

Jake & Joel MTG

@jakejoelmtg

5 months

This is one of the most toxic cards ever printed and makes every single game it appears in less fun. The game is worse off because this card exists.

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4 months

When my opponent touches my cards and they feel instantly grimy:

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11 months

Eli casts Ranger Captain off of Wooded Bastion, giving him WW. Twitch Chat:

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2 months

Do commander players generally hate playing against this deck regardless of how it’s built?

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10 months

If this is entirely for promotional purposes, why not give us Hydroblast? Does this mean Pyroblast is UHHHH

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1 year

This is the most cursed 60 minutes of my life. I step outside to get some fresh air and my Jace playmat slides out of my bag into a puddle. I am going home, the one piece isn’t real. No more gaming today

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10 months

Do kitchen table magic players still exist the same way they used to? Is the floor higher? Kitchen table used to be: Rubber banded deck No sleeves Rancid mana base No format Now I feel like a kitchen table player has sleeved edh precons and a deck with mana crypt in it

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1 year

Judge misinterpreted and internalized nervous laughter from a competitor and DQd them. This Pokémon player, being 17 years old (a minor), was also escorted out of the convention center, isolated, and expected to walk back to their hotel alone. I don’t even know where to begin

takani mran

@FishNugget4

1 year

Charlotte regionals disqualification Read:

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4 months

Confirmed: there will be one Battle of Wits deck at the SCG 10k in Philly this weekend Source: I asked to borrow fetches from my friend and he goes "Don't have 'em. James is borrowing 40 of my fetch lands this weekend" "He's playing Battle of Wits"

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1 year

Played against the player in round 1. Turned out he was hungover, literally threw up all over the floor on turn 2 of our game. I thought this situation was funny prior to this. We just kept playing, there’s vomit on the floor and I want to go home. Also, I lost

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1 year

And So Our Story Begins...

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3 months

Modern players after Domain Rhinos just jams Ardent Plea in the Violent Outburst slot with no other changes and still puts up results

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10 months

Mosswood Dreaknight is my favorite WoE card so far. It’s just so COOL

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4 months

Chat is this real

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@stillman_steve

2 years

For the low low price of $999, you can get unlucky and open a bunch of Giant Growths, Healing Salves, and Lightning Bolts

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1 month

This is the coolest card in standard. I wish it was also the best card in standard

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4 months

My Fav Super Bowl Snack: Murders at Karlov Manor Uncommons 🤤

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@stillman_steve

1 year

Listen, I just wanna drive 12 hours, sleep on a hotel room floor, hear "GEEPEE PLAYERS" at 9am in a convention center, buylist my Mutavault promo to pay for gas, and 11-4 for min cash to help pay for next weekend where I do it all again. Is that too much to ask for?

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@stillman_steve

2 years

Countered her Kaalia five times, do I tell her I have the sixth counterspell?

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28 days

Would you Still love me if I was a Worm? What if I was a Fish (always have been)? What if Whale? What if I was a 9/9 Kraken? New to Modern, from way back in Commander 2014 (ten years ago), we have REEF WORM! Again, thanks to @wizards_magic for this preview card! #MTGMH3

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@stillman_steve

3 months

When I was in college, I was never around enough to make close friends and memories at school-because of Magic. I’ll never know what it’s like to have gone to parties at school, to hangout and actually relax with roommates, to do literally any clubs, or campus activities -

Selling Video Games is Great!

@DynamoNestico

3 months

What percentage of your potential/life has been wasted because of Magic or your addiction to it/the lifestyle? Honest question.

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4 months

Redeemed my first FOIL paper set on Magic Online! Haven't done this before and mostly did it for the experience, and what I've found is promising. This feature often flies under the radar, and this could be great value for Commander players Why is this not talked about?⬇️

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30 days

This Jet Medallion art is incredible

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5 months

Gaming, excited to use my new emulator. Anyone have any must play GBA game recommendations?

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1 year

Magic: The Gathering (2023)

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1 year

This is the Cheater I played in the One Piece Online regionals on 3/25. Finally Posting because I've seen others sharing their recent cheater opponents. At the time we were 7-0, so there was plenty on the line, and he was disqualified. Jesse Perez (cheater is on the left)

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9 months

🫘🫘🫘

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4 months

Leonardo da Vinci 💥VS 💥Glarb Which Magic: The Gathering character wins in a fight?

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4 months

Friend who hasn’t played Magic in years just sent me this unprompted:

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2 months

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1 year

Fav moment from PT coverage

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1 year

Yea alright I’m crying

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2 months

Ryan Gassaway, the People’s champion, is in the Modern SuperRCQ with Battle of Wits today at SCG Richmond

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6 days

Shukon? I don't get it..?

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9 months

Boy desk

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27 days

Evoke 👏 Grief 👏 Evoke 🤔 Trigger 😘 on the 😏 stack 😇

Aspiringspike

@Aspiringspike

27 days

Phyrexian tower coming to mh3 Thy wizards for the #freepreview card loveyouthankyou

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@stillman_steve

2 months

Hey we saw you from across the LGS and really dig your vibe

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3 months

"You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes"

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@stillman_steve

4 months

For my competitive gamers ✍️ There’s an LGS that has an EDH banlist of over 174 cards and they’ve errata’d the following planeswalkers: Removed Teferi, Hero of Dominaria’s ultimate Removed Ajani Vengeant’s ultimate Sift through their insanity here ⬇️

SadRobotAlters

@SadRobotAlters

4 months

They also errata'd a bunch of planeswalkers 💀

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26 days

"Fargo, North Dakota now has no Stone Rains" - Stone Rain Dan This absolute legend owns 139,000 Stone Rains Maybe I'm late to witnessing his greatness, but I'm bringing the few Stone Rains I own with me to events from now on in the hopes I run into him! Article/video below

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7 months

Blightning Hoodie Blightning Hoodie Blightning Hoodie Easiest purchase of my life

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5 months

Just referenced Siege Rhino and Tori goes “what’s Siege Rhino”

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1 year

ONE PIECE CHEATER UPDATE: He is upset that he got caught and is now “contacting my lawyer bro” and “betting all 3 of my houses” that I cheated I think he’s contacting Bandai too! “Hey Bandai I cheated in one of your events but the guy caught me and dragged me which hurt 😢”

Still Steve, Man

@stillman_steve

1 year

This is the Cheater I played in the One Piece Online regionals on 3/25. Finally Posting because I've seen others sharing their recent cheater opponents. At the time we were 7-0, so there was plenty on the line, and he was disqualified. Jesse Perez (cheater is on the left)

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@stillman_steve

6 months

Okay hear me out. What if they just made the RCs every few weeks, made them open entry, BUT only provided PT invites to the top 8 competitors. We could reward people who did consistently well with a point system.. Oh! And you could earn BYES by playing at your LOCAL GAME STORE

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@stillman_steve

6 months

updated state of standard

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8 months

"You'll never find a scam list like mine"

d00mwake

@d00mwake

8 months

It kind of just writes itself at this point

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8 months

Enchantress mirror match at local RCQ Emrakul has attacked this game already

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5 years

Magic players are stuck in an abusive relationship with Wizards of the Coast.

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2 years

I'm in love

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5 years

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1 year

If it were 2018 I’d have been in the lab already

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8 months

Just got told I look like the Gnome default character in Baulders Gate 😭

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1 year

This card is a: 4 mana 2/3 black bat creature named Mirkwood Bats with flying and “whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life”

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1 year

"Yes, Alex, I'll take 'Cards that probably shouldn't have been printed' for $1000."

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11 months

B&R is coming? Surely this time...🤡

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6 months

@misplacedginger

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4 months

We have a certified rare drafter at the PT

Andrea Mengucci

@Mengu09

4 months

Deck is good and I got to raredraft a Foil Leyline of the Guildpact! Stonks! #menguccifinance

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1 year

Cardmarket with the best Youtube Thumbnail today

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1 year

Playing a Modern RCQ with Murktide tomorrow. I've reached a profound conclusion

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@stillman_steve

1 year

Turns out I had the round 1 bye

tori of the vast 𓆟

@toriofthevast

1 year

Round 1 I got the bye

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@stillman_steve

1 year

They don’t know I trophied my vintage cube draft

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@stillman_steve

1 year

$2 Vendilion Clique and $12 Tarmogoyf

Emma Partlow 🔜 Paupergeddon Pisa 🇮🇹

@emmadpartlow

1 year

Oh, how the Modern mighty have fallen. How about a second life in Pioneer? 🤔 #MTGModern #MTGPioneer

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@stillman_steve

7 months

Average Magic player’s notifications:

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4 months

Nice guy Mengucci as expected 👏

harper

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4 months

based mengu stops his opponent from trying to counter uncounterable dragonlord dramoka

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5 months

Am I the only one who briefly thought Bubble Smuggler was Merfolk Trickster?

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1 year

no fucking way

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4 months

This is Natty Tron in 2024. Feel old yet?

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5 months

Chopper update, good news: His surgery, NOT an amputation, is scheduled for Tuesday at 9am 🥹 It’s more likely to succeed, so surgeon said we could try to save his leg Don’t normally post it all but I feel like my internet friends are invested

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5 months

He’s home, and it’s going to be a long night and even longer eight weeks - but he’s got all four legs 🙏

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2 years

How it started vs. How it’s going #SCGPITT

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2 years

Couples Costume Idea

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2 years

Omnath broke him

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1 year

This hurts my heart

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8 months

STORM?

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4 months

How it feels to combo with Yawgmoth on Magic Online

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24 days

"Convoke might be a solid pick for the RC, try it" Average Convoke opening hand:

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3 months

Two years with this one today 💕🍣

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2 years

*Driving to the airport, talking about cards we need to get for Eternal Weekend* @toriofthevast :“There’s a Sylvan Library in the glove box”

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@stillman_steve

1 year

I am proud to announce I am a Magic: the Gathering Content Destroyer. If you see content, I WILL destroy it. No questions asked. Dead , Gone, Smashed to Smithereens. No content is safe while I live and breath. Oh, what’s that? A silly little deck tech? NOT ON MY WATCH

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@stillman_steve

8 months

Kiki is delivering Ls today, free of charge

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2 months

Happy birthday to my girlfriend’s life partner @luastardust ! ❤️

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4 months

✨Dear Magic Competitors ✨ I'm a✨Failure ✨ Facebook memories annihilated me today. I've reflected, learned a lot, and persevered since - but it still hurts when I see it. Context: I didn't convert this to a Top 8 in what felt like my main character weekend:

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@stillman_steve

5 months

What good are edh playing friends if they don’t have LEGENDARY CREATURES you can borrow for your local RCQ????

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@stillman_steve

4 years

I hate modern

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2 months

@alexneisewande1 Profound. I think this is the green light to build whatever I want

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2 years

Who’s gonna tell him?

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10 months

For years, I've been making Time Wizard jokes at my friends who play slowly. I had no idea this card's ability literally reads: "Flip a coin. If you win, wipe your opponent's board. If you lose, wipe your own board and take an insane amount of damage". Time Wizard is a sicko

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@stillman_steve

1 year

@masoneclark If the player won, he got free entry, so it’s a respectable business practice

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1 year

Still on the fence about this promo, but I think I love it.

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5 months

Chopper update:

Still Steve, Man

@stillman_steve

5 months

Haven’t eaten, tired, been at the Animal ER with choppy for two hours now. Don’t even know if they’re doing surgery today, he’s been in the back for an hour. Tori pulls up and goes “my car broken” so I’m investigating the car with the fellas watching 🐄

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