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@stifiini

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Jokes on you, this account does not give a fuck

Nairobi
Joined April 2021
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@stifiini
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2 months
I remember kuna time nilikuwa nasoma meaning ya sex kwa dictionary nambao. I feel stupid 😭😂😂
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4 months
@bravindot254 Samuel L Jackson. Somebody should laugh after killing the guy
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@stifiini
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2 months
Lazima nisahau some coins kwa nguo zangu so as to motivate my wife apende kufua.
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@stifiini
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2 years
me leaving your chat ukiniomba pesa💔😂
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@stifiini
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1 month
Is life changing or it is an individual who's changing?
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@stifiini
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2 months
Unaoversleep unapata mtu alikutumia pesa na akareverse😩😂😂
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@stifiini
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2 years
Wajackoya expects to win and he can't even vote for himself💔
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@stifiini
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28 days
Can a party be fun without alcohol?
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@stifiini
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2 years
i'm trying to concentrate but i think the devil isn't through with me yet😥
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@stifiini
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1 month
Unajuanga aje that uko in love?
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@stifiini
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2 years
After all this suffering alafu bado uende hell kuchomeka😣
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@stifiini
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2 months
Unabebanga nini ukienda to a party?
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@stifiini
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2 months
Ushai ambiwa you're not like other men?
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@stifiini
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2 years
i wanted to erase it, but i couldn't reach the post😣
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@stifiini
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2 months
Dawa ya hangover hukuwa nini?😂
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@stifiini
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2 months
A woman will punish you for being a simp.
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@stifiini
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2 years
'happily ever after' wanarushiana vikombe na masufuria😩
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@stifiini
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1 month
I need a better life than this 😩
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 years
be the motherfucker everyone want to be like
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 months
Naenda kukufollow napata kumbe nakuwanga nimekufollow and you don't follow back. I unfollow you. Short story, right?
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@stifiini
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25 days
How much money have you made today?
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@stifiini
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2 months
How long can your phone survive on the last 1% battery?
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@stifiini
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2 months
Lack of money is the root of all your problems?
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@stifiini
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2 months
Eat lunch or smoke weed?😂
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@stifiini
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1 month
Would you rather know when and how you will die?
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 years
Me after convincing my girl that yeye ndiye ananitaka💔😂😂
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@stifiini
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2 months
I don't remember the last day a girl ever fell in love with me.
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 months
Which drug do you take as your therapy?
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@stifiini
stifiini
3 months
Umekula Lunch ama nikutumie 60bob?😂
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@stifiini
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1 month
What are you willing to do to secure money?
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@stifiini
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2 months
I can't get drunk enough.
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@stifiini
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2 months
How long can you survive with zero bob?
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@stifiini
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1 month
Who else thinks weekend should have 5 days while working days should be two?
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 years
Dear God, i know my suffering ain’t because of you, it’s devils work 😩
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 months
Nikifollow kila mtu kwa hii app nitakuwa nimekosea?
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@stifiini
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3 years
@MrHandsomeSA ifb♥️
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@stifiini
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2 years
You don't always get what you want
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@stifiini
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1 month
Share your deepest secret. Unapatanga wapi content ya kutweet?
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@stifiini
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1 month
What reason makes you not to go to church?
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@stifiini
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2 months
After loosing all your money to gambling nafaa kufanya nini nextp?😭
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@stifiini
stifiini
3 years
@garvin_mungai @KUcoolkid akashikwa na githinyaku😂😂
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 years
ukishapata pesa ndio unarealise mbona solomon alikuwa na 300 wives na 700 concubines 😂😂
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 months
You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.
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@stifiini
stifiini
2 years
ama nilale hadi january iishe😩
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@stifiini
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2 years
right now politicians be like:
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@stifiini
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2 months
Kwa zile memes za dust nobody had to say, ''basi tukulane mara ya mwisho.''
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@stifiini
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2 months
What do you do to make morning erection fade?
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@stifiini
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2 years
me as moses alafu nipate crush anaswim💀😂😂
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@stifiini
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2 years
money is on one side of life while everything else is on the other.
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@stifiini
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2 years
Ukiambia your friends your big dreams wanakuulizanga kwani zimeshika😣💔
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1 month
How would you prefer to leave this world?😂
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@stifiini
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2 years
The relationship between that small toe and hitting the table will never be explained💔😂😂
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2 months
Ushai ona a metallic wallet?😂
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@stifiini
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23 days
Safaricom should never have introduced reverse call😂😂
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@stifiini
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3 months
Niko na cheat codes za kupata followers, nani anataka?😂😂
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@stifiini
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2 years
@Goddie_Ke @Kiganjonikk He's a god, he's a man, he's a ghost, he's a guru They're whispering his name through this disappearing land But hidden in his coat is a red right hand
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@stifiini
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3 months
Conversations with strangers huwa zinaslap.
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@stifiini
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3 months
University of Nairobi exams sweating my ass😪
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2 months
Ndio kuamka like the G I'm 😌
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2 months
I'm just a guy trying to get his shitty life together.
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@stifiini
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1 month
Mtu anitumie fare nimekwama hapa Naivasha.😢
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2 months
Hii life nayo is about knowing how to talk to people.
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Would you rather lift your hand up to be helped up or down to lift others up?
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2 months
How often do you listen to radio?
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Having no plan and being okay with it is the best plan this Easter.
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@stifiini
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2 months
Uko among watu wa "masaa ni ya kuinama lunch" or "What are you eating niwacopy."?
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@stifiini
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2 years
me after 2 seconds of honest work😫
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@stifiini
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2 years
normalise telling your girlfriends to go fuck themselves when they ask you to do shit you can't afford for them 🤞🏼
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@stifiini
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2 months
We make the right choice, to hell with the consequences.
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