Roy Halladay’s father taught him two things: to pitch and to fly. One gave him life. The other killed him. On a father’s grief and a family’s questions, as Hall of Fame weekend approaches
Former sportswriter Jonah Keri was sentenced today to 21 months in prison for assaulting his wife. More than a dozen people wrote letters supporting him. The judge said they had the opposite effect:
During the Astros’ ALCS celebration, assistant GM Brandon Taubman yelled, half a dozen times, to three female reporters, “Thank God we got Osuna! I’m so f——— glad we got Osuna!” On a systemic problem, in Houston and across the league:
New Masters champ Hideki Matsuyama, asked for his athletic inspirations, says he can't really name any golfers. He mostly admires baseball players: Yu Darvish, Shohei Ohtani, Kenta Maeda.
Cubs 1B Anthony Rizzo: “Shit doesn’t change. And it’s just the fact of the matter. Politicians really don’t give a fuck about us. All they care about is their own agenda. This is just the way it is and it’s upsetting. I’m sorry to use that language and go off. It’s upsetting.”
Pete Alonso’s wife, Haley, just posted this video on her Instagram of Pete’s car after his crash yesterday. Pete said today the car flipped three times and he had to kick out the windshield to escape.
Joc Pederson, who has played in three World Series, is asked what he has learned it takes to win these games.
"Score more runs than the other team," he says.
Keith Hernandez just said on the Mets broadcast that he has asked SNY not to make him call games against the Phillies because he doesn't like watching them play.
"As far as fundamentally and defensively, the Phillies have always been just not up to it."
I went to journalism school so I could provide you with this exclusive exposé: The Yankees charge their players for internet on the team plane.
“It’s your fault,” they tell one another. “Your contract is too big, so they can’t pay for the Wi-Fi.”
Nearly 40% of the Royals have elected to take four days off this week.
“I think if our team was in a different part of the standings, I think it would be different.”
Yeah. These guys aren’t winning players.
In May, Trevor Bauer allegedly used his hands to break a woman’s skull during sex. On Sunday, the Dodgers announced today, he will use them to start a baseball game.
Astros players have insisted they weren’t using the trash can in the 2017 playoffs. Manfred says there was evidence that they were. What was that evidence? “Statements from players.”
Carrillo started figure skating because he had a crush on a girl at the rink. She later quit. He kept skating. They lost touch.
He just said she reached out after his short program on Tuesday to congratulate him, which is an adorable conclusion.
Gerrit Cole thanked Marvin Miller and Curt Flood in his press conference. How does he know so much about baseball labor history? Apparently Pirates catcher John Buck used to drag rookies to the front of the bus and ask them about it: “Get your f——— book reports ready, kids.”
Good exchange just now: Gary Cohen asked Keith Hernandez if he would let Shohei Ohtani wear No. 17 (retired for KH) if he signed with NYM.
KH: "Well, he couldn't."
GC: "With your permission he could."
KH: [Pause] "Don't ask."
GC: [Laugh] "I will drop the subject right there."
One unexpectedly wonderful detail of the WBC is that there's no team owner, so Rob Manfred handed the trophy to the man who most deserves it, Shohei Ohtani.
Seven years ago, Daniel Bard googled “how to get rid of the yips.” He tried lifting, tapping, hypnosis, beer. Nothing worked.
A year ago, he couldn’t even play catch with his kids.
Today he’s on the Rockies’ Opening Day roster. Inside the journey:
“I want to do something really different,” Joc Pederson texted his jeweler. “I want to make a nice fashion statement. And I’m thinking about pearls.”
His jeweler wrote back: “?”
On the necklace that’s taking over October in Atlanta:
Francisco Lindor brought his toddler daughter to his press conference. So far she has asked for two people: Mama and Buck. “She loves Buck,” Lindor said.
Orlando Arcia said anything he says in the clubhouse except during an interview is off the record. Some fans and even media members have exhibited a similar misunderstanding of how this works.
On “the record,” what it is and what it’s for:
Yusei Kikuchi is not sure what all the fuss is about. Yes, he tries to get 13 or 14 hours of sleep.
“My teammates asked me how I'm able to sleep so much. But, like, honestly, if you close your eyes, I feel like you should be able to sleep.”
Dusty Baker, speaking for introverts everywhere, on why he doesn’t wear his 1981 World Series ring: “If you wear it now, you have to talk to people that maybe you might not want to talk to.”
Dusty Baker says he once planned to remove Max Scherzer, but he wanted to look into his eyes before he decided. “He has two different-colored eyes, one blue and one brown. So I said, ‘Which eye should I look at?’ He said, ‘The blue one.’” Dusty left him in, and he got the out.
One ball was so sticky players could pick it up with their palm. Another had visible fingerprints. One pitcher’s fingers were flagged at airport security.
“This should be the biggest scandal in sports.”
With
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As MLB crumbles, SI reached out to all team 30 owners to request an interview.
None said yes.
A 17-year-old shortstop in Class A is more accountable than these billionaires. Column on the arrogance that got us here:
A stomach ailment has felled some 10% of the executives at MLB’s annual offseason kickoff. It’s serious enough that the league considered ending the whole thing early. The GM meetings have become the GI meetings.
Buck Showalter says he is “a big chick-flick guy.” He liked The Devil Wears Prada, didn’t like How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days and highly recommends The Bridges of Madison County. “Bring a big box of tissues. You’ll thank me.”
Atlanta's Jorge Soler says having covid has changed his opinion of the vaccine. (He was asymptomatic but because he was unvaccinated he had to isolate for more than a week.)
"I feel way different now," he said. "I feel bad about it and I'm going to get a shot as soon as I can."
Michael Lorenzen left yesterday to fly ahead to Anaheim in advance of his start. Apparently no one informed Joe Maddon, who started looking for him to pinch hit late in the extra-inning game.
“I said, ‘Somebody go get Lorenzen!’” he said. “They were like, ‘He’s on a plane.’”
A stomach ailment has felled some 10% of the executives at MLB’s annual offseason kickoff. It’s serious enough that the league considered ending the whole thing early. The GM meetings have become the GI meetings.
The Red Sox with Mookie Betts, the Cubs with Yu Darvish and now Cleveland with Francisco Lindor ... if these owners aren’t willing to pay their best players, they should sell the teams.
“[Expletive] it, I’m going out there.”
Justin Turner tested positive for COVID. He was isolated. Then he and the other scientists in baseball pants decided to set public-health policy based on what seemed most fun. Inside a stunningly reckless scene:
Jared Walsh just beat Shohei Ohtani in batting-practice home run derby. Ohtani dramatically crumpled to the ground and groaned. Walsh flung his arms in the air.
“That’s on the metaphorical mantel for the rest of my life,” Walsh said. “I’m going to tell everyone.”
Trea Turner says the biggest difference between the Dodgers and the Nats is the way LA fans travel. He said at one point, on the road, the crowd noise made him think the outfielder had caught a ball off his bat. Then he realized they were Dodgers fans and he had a double.
“I love you,” said Rick Honeycutt, the pitching coach for Clayton Kershaw’s entire career. “You always give everything you’ve got. Sometimes it don’t work out.”
Kershaw burst into tears.
Shohei Ohtani, who can throw the ball 100 m.p.h. and hit it 400 feet, is perhaps the most talented player in the history of the sport. He’s also pretty funny.
“He got me bad.”
Today’s
@SInow
Daily Cover, on pranks, jokes and well-timed expletives:
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@MattGelb
accidentally took Amtrak from Philly to Delaware instead of New York this morning. Joe Girardi spent his whole press conference trying to work in a joke about it before settling on, “The numbers are gonna go north. You know, the way you take a train. Not south.”
Update from Mets camp: Buck Showalter’s first act as manager was to renumber the facility fields. Field 7 is now Field 1. Field 1 is now “the stadium.” There is no more Field 7. Baseball is back.
The Rays are, like, scientifically engineered to be delightful. John Curtiss just called Ryan Yarbrough his "pal pal," short for palindrome pal, because Curtiss wears No. 84 and Yarbrough wears No. 48.
Buck Showalter says as part of a talent show one year with the Orioles, Ryan Flaherty brought a pair of monkeys who threw and took batting practice. Showalter says that’s part of why he made the team: “That took guts.”
During the 2020 season—when almost no one was allowed in stadiums—two Padres jerseys went missing. Then two Giants jerseys. Then 10 Dodgers jerseys.
It was a locked-room mystery, more Agatha Christie than Christy Mathewson.
Who was stealing? And how?
Dispatch from Tokyo: A jam-packed bus took us from the airport to the media center, at which point we were informed that due to covid, even if we were going to the same hotel, we needed to take individual taxis there.
Five mins later: “Unfortunately, we have run out of taxis.”
The Rays’ Pete Fairbanks on ESPN’s desire to see Yankees-Astros: “We said, Well, we’re on the brink, so we might as well ruin their day up there in Connecticut.”
“I want to do something really different,” Joc Pederson texted his jeweler. “I want to make a nice fashion statement. And I’m thinking about pearls.”
His jeweler wrote back: “?”
On the necklace that’s taking over October in Atlanta:
Not quite two weeks after admitting he didn’t know the written rules, Tony La Russa decided to enforce the unwritten ones. How fortunate for us that he’s here to explain baseball!
The least surprising possible outcome of MLB’s decision to fly some 1,500 people around the country, from one COVID hotspot to another, buttressed by a hope and a prayer and instructions not to spit, to play baseball: They have to stop playing baseball.
MLB says this year’s much-maligned pants are the same as last year’s.
What does it say about the relationship between the players and the league that none of them believe that?
“People are suspect right out of the gate. It’s like, ‘You’re lying.’”
Good mix of jeers tonight: "Cheater" for Altuve, Bregman, Gurriel, boos for most everyone else, "Check his bat" for Maldonado. More variety than we see most places.
Grant Wahl was a legend of the business (he introduced America to both soccer AND LeBron James). More importantly, he was a really kind, generous, good person. Thinking of everyone who knew and loved him.
Joe Maddon said he expected Shohei Ohtani would pitch for the Angels tomorrow but would have a conversation with him to confirm. Maddon just walked by Ohtani in the clubhouse.
“You good for tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
Guess he’s pitching!
Sean Doolittle, what would you say to sad Nationals fans?
“I feel terrible for them. I feel their pain.” He referenced the “special” guys the Nats have had who are now wearing new uniforms. Then he paused and laughed. “I’m still here. I don’t know whether that helps.”
Scott Boras, ornithologist: “MLB teams are like birds. There’s some hummingbirds that buzz around. Sparrows get something they can’t carry the weight of. A lot of owls, who are wise and work at night. A lot of hawks. And you don’t want to be an ostrich and lay the biggest egg.”
“Nobody [wanted me]—except the best team in baseball.”
On a rejuvenated Matt Carpenter, who almost retired two months ago and is now shooting for 40 home runs:
Dave Roberts, asked if he expects baseball fans to get over their hatred of the Astros any time soon: "The world of sports fans doesn't really appreciate cheating."
Steve Cohen opens a lot of sentences with "Listen." Rob Manfred prefers "Look." Reporters at Mets camp are trying to get
@AnthonyDiComo
to begin a question with "Smell." So far $25 isn't enough.
While Dave Martinez—six weeks from a cardiac catheterization—was exploding at the umpires last night, he heard a fan behind him yelling, “Davey! Your heart! Remember your heart!”
Per MLB, Juan Soto home runs and Julio Rodríguez catches are more effective at attracting female fans than pink merch and fashion shows at the ballpark.
When the Rays informed Brett Phillips that he hadn’t made the ALCS roster, he understood what they meant to say: He was being promoted to coach.
Since he took over providing such scouting reports as HIT BALL HARD and RANDY GOOD PLAYER, the Rays are 3–0.
Scott Boras is clearly annoyed at the Giants, but he expressed his most frustration of the day when
@AnthonyDiComo
mentioned he’d called Steve Cohen “King Kong.”
“It’s Steve Kong or King Cohen,” he said, and muttered something about branding.
Dusty Baker says this week he has heard from “my homeboys and homegirls,” some former coaches, Snoop Dogg and Bill Cosby. An eclectic group, to say the least.
Dodgers manager Dave Roberts: “For Black athletes to choose not to play tonight is one thing, but Black people have been fighting this fight for centuries, and for the white brothers to come in and support the Black men in this game is much more powerful.”
On Friday, anyone tuning into MLB’s signature event will watch synchronized, team-sanctioned racism. It’s time for Atlanta to retire the tomahawk chop.
“Whether people understand it or not, it’s overtly racist.”
During the regular season, Nick Castellanos spends his time in the outfield thinking about his family, his last AB, “the status of the country, the economy, global relations.”
But the playoffs, he says, are like Adderall. He’s paying attention: