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I’m boring and unoriginal. SSN Submariner. 6 kids. I hate golf.

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Joined March 2019
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
4 years
Ahem.
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3 years
We’re bombing Syria. Anyone know why?
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3 years
Just paid .80 more per gallon than January 20th. What happened?
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6 months
Pretty sure the bake element isn’t supposed to look like this.
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@ssnbattlechop
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4 years
Nobody needs a fully semi automatic assault llama.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
2 years
@kristina_wong My own anecdote. Son wanted to go submarines like I did. For years he wanted this. Chem E engineering major starting in the fall at NC State. Decided this past winter screw it, the woke BS ruined it for him. He sees what’s happening. The kids know.
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@ssnbattlechop
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2 years
@NPR “He deserved it” ~NPR
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@ssnbattlechop
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10 months
Dumping USAA after 25 years. Rates have gone through the roof. Must be all the NFL commercials. Allstate, Farmers, Nationwide and State Farm are the options and I need to know if any of them suck.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
3 years
I’ve posted this pic before but it’s important. My dad (with the pipe)and his 2 buds in England just before before DDay. Dad was 2 weeks past his 18th birthday and his shipmates here were about the same. They died on June 6th 1944.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
7 months
How’s y’all day going.
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4 years
It’s done. It’s finally freakin done.
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2 years
@kmgee9 So edgy. So woke. GFY.
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2 years
@AOC You were 2 blocks away
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@ssnbattlechop
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3 years
I just drove my kids Outback. Does this make me a lesbian?
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@ssnbattlechop
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1 year
Kid totaled her car today. She’s fine. Found out at 230 and drove out to Raleigh to fetch the poor girl. She , her brother and I are drinking beer in Winston to settle nerves.
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@GuyDealership Got to look like a playa. Appearances are everything.
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3 years
@aruna_khilanani Why are psychiatrists the most unstable physicians?
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1 year
Hey check out my Wi-Fi grill
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@ssnbattlechop
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6 months
Lady I'm a submariner. I could get locked in my bathroom for a month and all I'd need is a hot plate to cook and the news/sports slipped under the door 3x a week.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
3 years
And just when there were glimmers of ammo returning. Poof.
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8 months
Son I'm a submariner. There's no amount of belittling and insulting your soy ass could muster that would compare to what we endured on a daily basis.
@whstancil
Will Stancil
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We should absolutely be belittling and insulting anti-vaxxers and the willingness of people like Nate to engage in a years-long flirtation with them is part of why anti-vax ideas are spreading and people are dying
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
1 year
I served. You did not. Don’t you DARE presume to tell me what I served for, boy.
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@6Voodoo
Voödoo 6 von Inyanga
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I served. You did not. Don’t you DARE presume to tell me what I served for, boy.
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4 months
This steroid dose pack should make me ripped in 6 days. Beach ready
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3 years
@evo_kositz Resign or stop whining.
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3 years
10mm sockets should be sold by the 6 pack.
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Merry Christmas frens.
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3 years
28 years ago today the wife said “I Do”. Not really sure why, but I’m glad she did.
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2 years
@kmgee9 Someone has to be last in their medical school class.
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3 years
Hey dumbass. OPM was hacked under Obama. Millions of people's extremely personal details are in the hands of the chinese including my SF 86 if you have any fucking clue what that is. These things are brought on by incompetent career fedgov employees, not a president.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
4 years
Surprise. Peace breaking out all over the ME and McCain's wife already talking about sending us off to fight.
@cindymccain
Cindy McCain
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He will be a commander in chief that the finest fighting force in the history of the world can depend on, because he knows what it is like to send a child off to fight.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
3 years
Just put the fucking ordinance on target.
@USNavy
U.S. Navy
3 years
#USSTripoli celebrates #PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈 The #USNavy values our #Sailors , and our diversity in the Fleet makes us stronger. We celebrate the opportunity to serve together–a #ForceToBeReckonedWith , strengthened, not divided, by our differences. #StrongerTogether
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OG Battlechop
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#5 has her bf over here for dinner. He’s been too scared to meet me for the last 6 months. He has the personality of a bent shit can.
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Just shushed the wife. Pray for me
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@UN
United Nations
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Words can be weapons. Hate speech can lead to cruelty and violence. From checking facts to sharing messages of tolerance, get tips on how YOU can say #NoToHate :
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OG Battlechop
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Dad in the middle with the pipe, 18 years old. These three were best friends. The other 2 didn’t make it through this day in 1944.
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8 months
She’s judging every one of you.
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10 months
Yea so this may be happening. Have to get the boss buy in.
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OG Battlechop
8 months
1) Yes it is. And the latest phone. And the Tay Tay tix. And on it goes. My recently graduated kid is putting that daily $7 Starbucks into a mutual fund instead. She'll have a home by 30 and you won't. 2) They owe you nothing.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
3 years
So solar panel installation it is.
@emmaladyrose
Emma Gray
3 years
lol @ all the losers telling me to "learn to code." i mean this truly and completely: get fucked.
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@Michell33650674 You should have a talk with you Dr about your dosage. Whatever it is it's not enough.
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@jerrysaltz Wow Jerry. You’re the very first person to do that. So original. So brave.
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3 years
She needs to stop mooching.
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3 years
My lawn is the envy of the neighborhood.
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@dananessel @JoeBiden 1. This didn't happen 2. Even if it did happen you raised him wrong if he was *devastated* 3. See 1.
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@urfeministboss You mad, bro?
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Drop the most iconic pic of you
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@Gplavallee72
Safing Sector
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Drop the most iconic photo of you
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3 years
Why do all the pigs on BBQ joint signs look happy? Tophats, dancing, laughing.
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@VERBAL_CHANCLA And they’re using our guys. These fuckers.
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The UPS guy has treats
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11 months
As someone who spent a lot of time submerged this news hurts but it was only a matter of time. Stockton Rush was a charlatan and tricked too many people into thinking this thing was safe. His is the only death I don’t mourn. The others I do. RIP.
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@PolitiBunny Wait till all the covid restrictions mysteriously start getting lifted next week after ruining so many lives.
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7 months
GM.
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7 months
When we were a serious country fire hoses from the deck would have been turned on these idiots.
@Dena
Dena Takruri
7 months
Protesters at the Port of Oakland have stopped a military vessel they heard was ultimately headed to Israel with American weapons. The ship was about to leave when dozens ran towards it and grabbed its ropes. Three ppl have been clinging to the ship’s ladder for over 5 hours
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2 years
@MatthewStadlen And not a single climate prediction has come true in the last 50 years.
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TF is wrong with this guy?
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5 months
It’s that time of day. She’s judging every one of you aholes
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6 months
Did I ever tell y’all the story about the first one of these I bought and had no idea what the thing was inside the can? Threw out the beer I just poured, cut open the can thinking it was a mouse or some shit in there. And felt like a complete dumbass to this day.
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General Tso’s frens.
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6 months
Sup homies
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3 years
Is he wearing white velcro New Balances?
@TJVNEWS
The Jewish Voice
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Joe Biden seems to get lost at the G7 summit in England, Jill comes to the rescue @JoeBiden @G7 @FLOTUS @USAmbUK
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Winnie poast.
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4 months
This year is going to be nothing but corgi posts, gun and ammo purchases and golf. Burn this fucker down
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
4 years
@Lady_Historian As you read it. Lolololololololol. And a credential dropper to boot. Lololololololololol.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
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Here’s a Winnie pic.
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1 year
Corgi and Guinea pig have made peace.
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@LauraP27097846 @JoeSilverman7 So judging by your inane response you're cool with rioters attacking a place housing children with cancer and their families.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
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Name a villain in a movie you shouldn't like but you do…
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@YesThatVCharles
Vincent Charles: Does Not Dress Poorly…
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Name a villain in a movie you shouldn't like but you do…
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Anyone like this color? @DomesticCEOCat
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GM. I'm sad to announce I woke up with a man-cold. Pray for me.
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Got some very good medical news today. I’m going to have a couple drinks.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
2 years
This is amazing.
@heckyessica
Jessica O’Donnell 🏈
2 years
I can guarantee a woman was not responsible for this
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7 months
Doesn’t go off till tomorrow. It’s perfect. Buy all our meat this way.
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What 90's movie do you consider to be perfect? Office Space
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@hoggomcswineass
Rufus T. Firefly (sworn enemy of Rakell)
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What 90's movie do you consider to be perfect? True Lies
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OG Battlechop
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12 hours after Xi leaves those will be covered in graffiti, upended and used some way by the junkies.
@ImMeme0
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
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For Xi visit San Francisco cleared our homeless and put about 100 new planters. It’s amazing what can happen if government wants to actually fix things.
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Pork belly burnt ends and jasmine rice.
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7 months
Kid 5 made all conference in golf.
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6 months
We’re all fucked.
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5 months
So rebellious. 🙄Kinda surprised he didn't slip in some lyrics about remembering to get vaxxed.
@BrendanMcInnis
Brendan
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Green Day: "I'm not a part of the MAGA Agenda" Swapped lyrics in "American Idiot" from "redneck agenda" in Times Square performance on New Years Eve
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
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That was a long time ago.
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@Silverback375
Silverback™
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That was a long time ago
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She likes corn on the cob.
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4 years
@BretBaier Hey Bret, GFY- not just today-every day. ~A Veteran
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3 years
Hey @HarrisTeeter . Until you follow the science per the CDC all of our money, in a household of 8, will be going to @Publix .
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Not spoiled enough.
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Fatso guarding my socks.
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1 year
Chops occasional tip of the day: All you young dads out there…make sure you take each kid out by themselves to treat them like the kings/queens they are.
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4 years
I just put 2 beers in the freezer. What are the chances I won’t remember them till tomorrow morning
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1 year
Coffee is gone for Lent. Pray for me.
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2 years
Found your aisle at the supermarket.
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
8 months
What are y'all wearing to the Day of Unprecedented Anger fair? Here's my outfit.
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@judasbooth99
Hans van Dongen: Friend To The Friendless
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What are y'all wearing to the Day of Unprecedented Anger fair? Here's my outfit.
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OG Battlechop
3 years
Is there anything Joe hasn’t fucked up in his 1st 100 days?
@Manderskat
The Charming Cad
3 years
@PolitiBunny Don’t ask!!!
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OG Battlechop
2 years
Anyone see this? I was supposed to be in a 12 hour but might have wiggled off the hook
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@ssnbattlechop
OG Battlechop
2 years
If you know, you know.
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8 months
Anyone else eat beets straight out of the can?
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3 years
Where the fuck is Biden? He medevaced to Delaware and hasn’t been heard from. Is he killing those dogs?
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3 years
Anyone seen any dipshit Flag officers going after Carlson today? No? I guess they got their heads handed to them by the adults.
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