I wrote about the decline in friendship, propelled by technology that allows people to upload videos of themselves crying to the Internet, and how it's related to most bad things we love to argue about here
I donβt wanna work a 9-5
I want be a house-wife, get my nails done, make dinner for my family, go to brunch with the girls, homeschool my kids, pick out furniture for our home, go to Pilates, and spend all my husbands money π
In severe danger of missing my flight from Oslo to Heathrow thanks to my substandard U.K. passport. Europeans are gliding through.
Thank you Brexiters, you utter load of stupid, selfish, ignorant bastards.
@jesse_history
Autocratic powers: we want to kill and enslave your population.
Democratic powers: we shouldn't escalate the situation.
Everyone else: what the fu-
BREAKING: Steve Albini, the legendary record producer behind Nirvana's In Utero, Pixies' Surfer Rosa, and countless other classic albums, has died of a heart attack. He was 61 years old β
Yes hello I am DRUNK and this woman I met exactly 6 months ago at a jungle rave in Nicaragua is the most brilliant, sexy, spiritually developed woman Iβve ever met in my life and may well end up being my wife and mother of my children
(No other girl counts donβt worry abt it)
Why wouldnβt a highly paid skilled worker have a nice car?
Are nice cars just for laptop workers?
Heβs probably taking home a lot more than the people who own the houses heβs painting.
The UK mind canβt comprehend people who didnβt go to Uni making £££
British Foreign Secretary Halifax threatens to resign unless UK considers peace with Hitler. Churchill: "Nations that go down fighting rise again, but those who surrender tamely are finished."
@DavidGauke
For a start, it would need a whole different attitude towards rejoining the EU. Young people want freedom to work and travel and share cultural experiences.
North Korea will eventually stroll in and take it if this continues. A people can survive brutal oppression and bad government - but apparently not liberal democracy and materialism.
BAPsexuals canβt conquer the world, canβt take a joke, and now all they have is lies based on low-class racism. Pack it in homos, youβre not who you think you are
#GayClownUniversity
Broke: This is clearly the result of a lack of proper community engagement! What about the stakeholders!
Bespoke: This is not a game of cards! This is your life and mine!