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sushi

21 days

Best thing you can do to yourself as a woman in your 20s is to have an active social life and move to SF as quickly as possible

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sushi

@sparklemidi

1 month

One thing I've realised from extensive therapy is that your 20s are too precious to be insecure or crying over a boy. Go out and looksmaxx, personalitymaxx, careermaxx and be your best version possible. Develop a taste for everything and understand yourself better.

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@sparklemidi

1 month

A very strange phenomena I've noticed lately is women leaving India for masters/PhD to avoid arranged marriage, and I'm here for it 🫡

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Today I learnt BITS Goa is called BITS Pilani Goa campus? 😭 I'm dying. That's like IIT Kanpur being called IIT Bombay Kanpur campus?!? 😭

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@sparklemidi

25 days

Getting a YouTube Premium subscription was honestly the most useful investment I made this year. I now have access to ad-free YT Music, which in my experience has had the best music recommendation system among all that I've tried.

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3 months

You can't really be a 30 yo dating a 20 yo complaining about how she can't have intellectual conversations with you. Expecting her to quote dostoevsky or game theory at every minute inconvenience and wanting her to fangirl over the criterion channel? bffr bro

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@sparklemidi

3 months

Not arguing with a man who writes raw Pytorch to fine-tune 7b parameters on a t4. Whatever you say beautiful 🎀

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@sparklemidi

2 months

I fondly recall how the "God Particle" was all over the headlines back in 2012. Got the kid me obsessed with LHC and CERN. RIP🕊️

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2 months

BREAKING: Peter Higgs, the physicist who theorized the Higgs boson, has died at the age of 94.

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Given how every guy I've been with ends up admitted to a PhD in his desired field, I conclude that dating me is like enjoying "PhD as a Service"

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@sparklemidi

2 months

If a dude is away from a gc for a long period of time it's either because he is sick or because he's having a lot of sex

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@sparklemidi

2 months

gentle reminder that learning convex optimization goes a long way in understanding complex ML papers 👍🏻

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Everything "wrong" with you is fixable btw. Bad skin? Skincare. Feeling bad about your weight? Run and eat in a deficit. Want a career switch? Upskill and volunteer. Bad mental health? Therapy is the answer. EVERYTHING is fixable.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

@a_kash_ke_hum And? What do I do about it? How is it related to my post?

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@sparklemidi

29 days

quite underrated how investing in a good vibrator helps you evade a lot of negative sexual experiences with men

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Being a polyglot is so hot (I am well versed in English, Hindi, Sanskrit and German)

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Thinking about the time when I got the first allergic reaction of my life on the day I had to interview for a 50 lpa CTC position

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@sparklemidi

3 months

Dataset so sexy I start imagining all the dirty things I will do to it

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Some of y'all want a sugar daddy in tech so bad and it fucking shows

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@sparklemidi

2 months

@a_kash_ke_hum Sir I am a student of IITK and I didn't mean to demean it? Maybe learn how to take a joke.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Sole reason why I don't take part in IIT-BITS discourse is that it's obvious BITS are nowhere near IITs and stating anything otherwise is indicative of being a caveman

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@sparklemidi

2 months

What do you all do when you are not on talking terms with someone you used to be really close to, but still remember their birthday? Like do you wish them, or just let it pass?

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Manifesting is such a feminine concept like why are you as a man "manifesting". It's called "grinding" in man-speak.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

mfs will fumble you and then stalk you through a fake account having a dingboard generated pfp for the rest of their lives

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@sparklemidi

2 months

You've solved less Leetcode coz you're lazy. I've solved less Leetcode coz I got startup ideas at an excruciating frequency while at it. We are not the same. God just knew I'd be too powerful.

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@sparklemidi

3 months

Sorry but if your partner doesn't understand the game-theoretic implications of RL then you're very likely dating down

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3 months

quick question. is it ok to talk about reinforcement learning on a first date

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2 months

I'm like one game theory certification away from taking better decisions

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@sparklemidi

1 month

"Equity Research Analyst" is such a sexy title for a job

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Gentle reminder that suppressed emotions cause immunity disorders. So yeah, let that anger out 🫵🏻

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Thinking about this date with a man who mistook me for a "Bangalan" and at the end expressed his disappointment at how emotionally "stable" I was (his words, not mine)

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1 month

Where did this "Hot Chicks" stereotype for WB come from?

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Easy to advise others when your own life is in shambles

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Shitting on DSA because "upskilling" is more important is so cringe like y'all love announcing you're bad at problem-solving huh

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Man what's the point of staying at Bangalore and not going to the office. Like isn't that the whole point?

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2 months

I realized I cant do wfh in Bangalore I have to go to office doesnt matter at what time I go, even if I go at 4:00 Pm but I have to

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Ngl sometimes just sometimes I feel like linking my GitHub to my bio instead of spotify

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@sparklemidi

2 months

You could've won that Kaggle competition you chose not to take part in, anon

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Your perception of me is a reflection of you

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Sole reason why I don't take part in CS-EE discourse is that it's obvious CS is nowhere near EE and stating anything otherwise is indicative of being a caveman

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Sole reason why I don't take part in IIT-BITS discourse is that it's obvious BITS are nowhere near IITs and stating anything otherwise is indicative of being a caveman

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Becoming unapologetically based is a combination of never letting them know your next move + truly, shamelessly believing that your thoughts are the most superior amongst the pool of thoughts you're interacting with.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

oomf came back from Japan to surprise her family only to remember why she left in the first place

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Taking the same courses as the love of your life is one of the most beautiful experiences you can have while in college

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@sparklemidi

2 months

The best way to live in this society is to treat everyone as if it's their birthday

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@sparklemidi

12 days

Always makes me wonder why the finance space has allowed the coexistence of two big companies with the names "Blackstone" and "Blackrock." Don't these people get confused or something?

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@sparklemidi

2 months

1. Men with ind/acc in bio 2. Men who happen to take birth in August 3. Men who like/have liked latinas 4. Men who take part in IIT discourse 5. Men with more followers than me on any social media (including Linkedin)

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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina

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@sparklemidi

2 months

"you have the personality of a backend developer" thanks, I just love working my glutes out 🫶🏻

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@sparklemidi

14 days

Thinking about the time my school chemistry teacher made us pipette H2SO4 with our mouth for titration experiments...what was that mf on about?

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@sparklemidi

10 days

chibi sushi thanks @cto_junior gawd 🙏🏻

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@sparklemidi

2 months

This 🤏🏻 close to start yapping about politics on twitter, and I got a lot to say

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@sparklemidi

3 months

Getting kicked off a gc coz you can't match the vibe gotta be the most humiliating feeling ever

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@sparklemidi

2 months

My issue with bait-posting is that it comes with the risk of being perceived as retar*ed

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Can't believe I've started referring to 19 y/os in my head as "chhote bacche"

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@sparklemidi

2 months

*discovers his GPU bill* promise me you'll stop for me babe, promise me 🥹

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2 months

Truly believe getting an iPad would solve 60% of my problems

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@sparklemidi

1 month

A great first date question is the 6-body problem, wherein you decide and tell me who amongst his six wives Henry VIII loved the most

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Call me a Random Forest the way I need multiple decision makers to take a decision 😔🫧💔

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Did it hurt? When that conference rejected your paper for missing an Oxford comma

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@sparklemidi

1 month

As my friend, it's impossible to miss my birthday because I'll start yapping about how 3 is the cutest number, February is the most special month of the year and Aquarius is the most interesting zodiac sign a week before

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Date night but it's us drawing esoteric meaning out of Rick and Morty episodes

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@sparklemidi

3 months

Truly of the opinion that a man is able to dedicate "Do I Wanna Know" to only one girl in his lifetime

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@sparklemidi

23 days

I absolutely hate how I'm able to recall every minute detail of every emotionally charged experience I've had. This memory will definitely be the end of me.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Things can't exist if you don't pay them any attention

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Girls really out there calling themselves "artist" and the art will be on Onlyfans 😭

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@sparklemidi

23 days

Daft Punk peaked at Instant Crush and I'm honestly glad they disbanded real quick after that song. Better die a hero than live long enough to be a nobody.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Thinking about the time when I was tasked to tinker with a Llama model on a 1 week deadline and my access request got approved 3 months later ☺️

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woohoo lessgooo

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Call it my hubris but I'm really glad I've been through enough Ls in my early 20s to consider therapy. At least I don't have to workout whether a therapist is going to be "effective" or not or feel my problems are "too big" for another human to be of help.

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@sparklemidi

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questioning why I am doing what I'm doing is crazy like bro you last talked to me two years ago stfu

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Mfs really out here drinking a sugary, 300-calorie coffee as pre-workout before a cardio ffs

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Bookmarkmaxxing

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@sparklemidi

1 month

One thing I've realised from extensive therapy is that your 20s are too precious to be insecure or crying over a boy. Go out and looksmaxx, personalitymaxx, careermaxx and be your best version possible. Develop a taste for everything and understand yourself better.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Sigh. Guess I am mid now. 😔

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@sparklemidi

2 months

worst regret I have with this twitter account is that I delivered my favourite tweets when it was private

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@sparklemidi

2 months

People who ACTUALLY create value don't fret 24/7 about creating it

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@sparklemidi

29 days

Girlhood is a pendulum whose equilibrium lies in Mitski's music, while the two extremes are either at Lana Del Rey or Taylor Swift

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Recently got my ears pierced and I'm so excited to finally wear all the jhumkas that I've been collecting like Pokemon cards over the past few years 🪐

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Cats are the Sydney Sweeney of animal kingdom

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@sparklemidi

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Romanticizing BPD and self-diagnosing yourself with it is so trashy coz like y'all really don't know the horrors of that disorder huh

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@sparklemidi

2 months

I think we all got that one male friend writing his ms thesis on generative ML who refers to himself as the upcoming cto of openai

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Mixing jokes among friend groups can be so wild. Like I might jokingly praise my friend and call her "average engineer at FAANG" and she'll be offended because I called her "average"

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@sparklemidi

3 months

If you're a single woman never I repeat NEVER get high with a couple

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@sparklemidi

1 month

Asked this question as the opening move on Bumble. Shocking how every guy gave the GPT generated answer for it. Sigh.

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@sparklemidi

1 month

A great first date question is the 6-body problem, wherein you decide and tell me who amongst his six wives Henry VIII loved the most

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What confuses me is people who have no qualm in smoking weed but smoking cigarettes is where they draw the line because their "sanskar" forbids it? Make it make sense.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

That stream of consciousness that you didn't tweet out could've been a banger 💔

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@sparklemidi

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Oomf literally used the concept of dropouts layers to explain his haircut ffs

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Not getting attached to things ensures you'll have more ecstatic experiences in life

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Problem with watching a movie discontinuously is that film inherently incorporates the time intended to be spent on it as a part of its form, unlike painting. Are you ruining a film by breaking it up? No. Are you somehow changing your experience of the film? Yes.

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@sparklemidi

2 months

Gentle reminder that if your oomf is not active in your gc they are active in another 👍🏻

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@sparklemidi

1 year

Not me having my own photo in my highlight featuring "food🍽️"👍

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@sparklemidi

24 days

guys really out there calling themselves "sexually experienced with men" and the said sexual experience is making out with a drunk uncle at Lollapalooza

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@sparklemidi

2 months

I got a lot to say about fractals but it'll never end

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