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Luddite Wendi

@soetsappies

3 years

I am protected from my haters

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

She locked her account but I have a screenshot of the worst Ukraine take so far!

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The ANC inherited a very nice art museum in Johannesburg from the previous government. The collection includes pieces by Rodin, Picasso, Goya, Degas, among others, along with the work of the most celebrated local artists. This is what it looks like now.

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@kunley_drukpa

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MUSEUMS IN THE THIRD WORLD How are historical artefacts looked after in the Third World? It’s true that they don’t get destroyed but very often they’re left to rot in sparse, run-down museums with flickering lights that nobody visits. On what many Third World Museums are like 🧵

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Luddite Wendi

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Why are the English like this?

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Why are upper middle class people always trying to convince you they're actually poor?

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Luddite Wendi

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First worlders, please chill. I live in Omricon ground zero and people aren't really dying from it, despite the region being full of diabetic fatasses and only 30% of people being vaccinated.

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Luddite Wendi

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@Heghoulian I was thinking yesterday that this is what's wrong with zoomers. Everything has to be categorized and medicalised.

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The country's richest family had to remove African art on permanent loan from the gallery because it was not being take care of

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@travelman34 They look like strippers from 1995

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Luddite Wendi

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2 months

Meanwhile, the Johannesburg Central Library, which houses priceless Africana, has inexplicably been closed for three years. No one knows what is going on in there.

No major problems with Johannesburg City Library closed since Covid, says JHF | The Citizen

The library in the middle of the Joburg CBD remains a white elephant.

www.citizen.co.za

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

One of the funniest things to me is that the "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" isn't a real Steinbeck quote. What he did write was this:

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Luddite Wendi

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Panyaza Lesufi visiting an Afrikaans school to investigate racism while facing a corruption scandal. Who could have predicted this?

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

Has anyone else noticed a shocking increase in cold calls from call centres? I don't even answer my phone when it's form an unknown number anymore.

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2 years

lmfao

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

If a white person (8% of pop) publicly said the things Malema is saying about Indians (2.5% of pop) about black people (80% of pop) they would be arrested.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

After the past week, I have a visceral hatred of academics who write think pieces in defence of looting. Evil people.

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Luddite Wendi

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I cannot get over Charlize Theron claiming Johannesburg had no cinemas when she was growing up when the city has had them since the 19th century.

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Luddite Wendi

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Our power grid is collapsing but at least South Africa is focusing on the important issues, a podcast host not being sufficiently respectful of the "lived experience" of a black woman and a cricket player who won't kneel! Very cool, guys.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Why the fuck is Malema referring to the Zulu king as "our father"?!? The little shit is Pedi.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

The worst class of person is the Zanu-PF baby who studied at UCT and then moved to the US or UK where they fight "systematic racism". Absolutely shameless.

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Luddite Wendi

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A colleague who lives in Soweto says he can't buy bread this morning but people are offering to sell him flat screen TVs for R200 each.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Lmfao epidemiologist on BBC just said there's indication that the new variant is more contagious but a lot less dangerous. We are ruled by hysterics.

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

I'm getting to the point where I'm wishing very unpleasant experiences on lockdown supporters.

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Luddite Wendi

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Bf's brother married a nice woman, had two kids, decided he could do better and got divorced. Had a much younger gf for a while but they had terrible fights and broke up. His ex-wife has since met someone else while he's alone and miserable. Many men are delusional.

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2 years

MK was such a useless organisation that one of their wins was bombing a shopping centre two days before Christmas and killing children. Ghouls.

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2 years

Wearing disposable masks but drinking with cardboard straws to save the environment

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Positive affirmation parenting has been a disaster for the human race. I cannot cope with how many dull, stupid people think they're special and talented. I say this as someone who is untalented and not particularly smart but at least I know it.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

You can steal a fridge from Makro in front of the police but they arrest a doctor for forgetting a piece of paper at home?

Acclaimed Journalist

@Jonathan_Witt

3 years

In the middle of a pandemic the Police are arresting doctors for doing their jobs. This level of authoritarian stupidity places the lives of patients at risk. It’s despicable. (Pictured: ENT surgeon - Dr Ivan Jardine)

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Luddite Wendi

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Coloureds and Afrikaners share a passion for giving their kids kak made-up names

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3 years

I really wish I could get out of this country

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

If a very serious pandemic comes along no one is going to take it seriously because the authorities were so hysterical with this one

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Luddite Wendi

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I love how South Africans with peasant sensibilities think having a PhD means you're not stupid or your opinions are worth listening to. You know who had a PhD and was considered a brilliant academic by contemporaries? Hendrik Verwoerd.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

If I had a kid who could compete at the elite level, I would advise them to get poached by a different country. Fuck this shithole.

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‘Broke’ Sascoc has no bonus kitty for Tokyo medallists .

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

The last two years have shown that doctors should never be given political power

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Luddite Wendi

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I hate it when people post abused animals. I'm now crying over the mutilated rhino video.

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Luddite Wendi

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Most women actually just want a man who's nice to them and isn't a total loser.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

I've got news about weaves for you

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Luddite Wendi

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I think woke has peaked. Many grifters going to have to find a new angle.

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Luddite Wendi

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A lot of "dissident" Americans have an inverted sense of American exceptionalism where they think their government is the only one that has agency and is a malevolent actor.

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Luddite Wendi

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All I feel towards this country is resentment

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Luddite Wendi

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I actually cried today because I hate living in this country so much

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Luddite Wendi

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Picture my friend took at the South African embassy in Rome. This is our culture. We are a nation of peasants.

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Luddite Wendi

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Has our president considered the fact that employers insist on work experience for entry-level jobs because they don't feel they can trust that even university graduates are functionally literate these days?

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

One of the funniest things that happened last year was that my anarchist friend stopped talking to me for being against the lockdowns

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Luddite Wendi

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4 months

White people acknowledging your presence with a kind gesture is now a problem

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

Shut the fuck up

Bill Gates

@BillGates

2 years

Just when it seemed like life would return to normal, we could be entering the worst part of the pandemic. Omicron will hit home for all of us. Close friends of mine now have it, and I’ve canceled most of my holiday plans.

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

One of the few benefits of this stupid country is that we're very far from the mess if war breaks out in Europe

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Some of you really, really, really need to remind yourselves that Twitter is for crazy people and if you go talk to people on the street they have no fucking clue about the fights on here. It's Candy Crush for schizos.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

It's so funny when people share videos that show white people looting and then they're speaking Spanish

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Luddite Wendi

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When someone describes themself as a progressive, you know they're going to be insufferable

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Luddite Wendi

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This may come as a shock to many of you but you can actually enjoy content/art produced by people you don't agree with politically.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Every time I see a new annoying woke South African account, they live in Cape Town. What is going on down there?

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

This is the ultimate result of a generation raised by algorithm, using a war as a personal branding exercise.

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Luddite Wendi

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A large portion of this country would rather have no electricity and a collapsed economy than see white people get jobs

MyBroadband

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Exodus of engineers at Eskom

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Luddite Wendi

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Shitlib meltdown bonanza incoming. The drama gods have blessed us.

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Luddite Wendi

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You mean to say people in the West care more about the West. Wow, deep insight.

Alan MacLeod

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It's unbelievable how accurate this old map is.

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Luddite Wendi

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I have no respect for women who have multiple children by multiple men. Sorry, it's just disgusting.

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Luddite Wendi

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If they announce another lockdown on Sunday I'm going to become the joker

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Luddite Wendi

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Gravity didn't exist until 1687

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Luddite Wendi

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Why would they post this? Do they think it makes them look good????

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Luddite Wendi

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All my male managers are shorter than me and I stand super straight around them to establish dominance

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Charlize Theron is clearly a compulsive liar

Conscious Caracal 🇿🇦

@ConCaracal

3 years

Today I learned Benoni is a "lost village" 😂

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Luddite Wendi

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@AMacomia Do you think people who don't have ANC connections are employed at these places though? I can assure you a black person with an art history masters degree will be passed over in favour of a cadre with an FET certificate.

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

This cost R642. Just stop shopping at Woolworths.

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

Good girls

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

This outpouring of hatred towards Indians is very worrying. While it's upsetting, the rhetoric against whites has a historical grievance that makes it something I can intellectually understand. The Indian thing is just hating people for not being black.

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Bitch, go speak to your own constituency. No man I know does this.

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The stupidity of the average South African can still make my jaw drop

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Luddite Wendi

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Abusing Uber drivers is very progressive

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I hate how they call the riots and looting the "July unrest"

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Luddite Wendi

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It's sad that the Eastern Cape is so poorly managed because it's probably the most beautiful province in this country

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Luddite Wendi

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How can I make a sporting event about meeeeeeeee?!?!

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Just popped out for some soyboy repellent

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South Africans don't realise how much we're getting fucked. Friend who just moved to Italy tells me groceries cost less there, even when converted from Euros to Rands.

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Luddite Wendi

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Doctors are bigger crooks than journalists

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Luddite Wendi

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An army of Zulus could kill all the Indians in KZN and a few days later, we would have think pieces about how it's really the fault of white people and the victims for being anti-black.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

A lot of people's brains break when they reach a certain number of followers and they start thinking this website is real life.

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Luddite Wendi

@soetsappies

3 years

Sort of like being a white South African in South Africa?

Miriam Jordan

@mirjordan

3 years

Black farmworkers in Mississippi lost their jobs to white South Africans brought to work in the cotton fields. In interviews and in a lawsuit, the workers said they had trained their replacements, who were paid more. Pics by the great @sbmaney_

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Luddite Wendi

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Many of you are too young to remember or have forgotten but the Christian right was just as cringe as shitlibs currently are. Some teachers at my primary school earnestly believed there were hidden Satanic messages in rock music.

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3 years

Penny Sparrow and Adam Catzevelos also apologised and they weren't even trying to incite violence against a minority group

SABC News Radio

@SABCNews_Radio

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Former EFF deputy chair Jackie Shandu has issued an apology for the "One Settler one bullet, one Indian one bullet" remarks he made outside the Durban City Hall.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Twitter political commentators are Instagram influencers for nerds and schizophrenics

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There are no native Americans in SA. There is no one to offend. These kids need to fucking go outside and see they're not Americans.

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

Imagine going to Starbucks in an area full of lovely family-owned bakeries and coffee shops

Heidi Giokos

@HeidiGiokos

2 years

Yes @Starbucks in Linden

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Luddite Wendi

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Westoids struggling to understand that many Ukranians are not fighting for Zelensky but against Russia, which is not an unimportant distinction. Apparently the saying in Ukraine now is "there is no more politics".

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Luddite Wendi

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Many shitlibs I know are starting to become concerned about surveillance laws that were passed over the last year as if they didn't call people who warned them this would happen conspiracy theorists until now

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

Do not take political advice from rich people. They have resources and escape plans most of you do not have.

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Luddite Wendi

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There's a type of upper middle class Millenial Wasp that pushed this stuff thinking it would never affect them and they're learning a very hard lesson now. In my "lived experience" Wasps are far more guilty of things people accuse Jews of than Jews actually are.

Richard Hanania

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Academic who researches the right realizes he can’t get a job because he’s a white male. He complains, gets laughed at by a woman at Yale. He accuses her of “punching down” at him, thinking lack of employment makes up for his race and sex. Talk about a teachable moment.

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2 years

Lmfao more than 60% of South Africans aren't vaccinated

News24 🇿🇦

@News24

2 years

| Vaccines are the best explanation for Omicron's mild symptoms in most people - Research suggests

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Luddite Wendi

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Fellow South Africans. Apartheid. Inequality. Third force. Investigating unit. NPA. Mandela quote.

Newzroom Afrika

@Newzroom405

3 years

[BREAKING NEWS] President Cyril Ramaphosa to address the nation this evening at 20h30. Tune into Newzroom Afrika, DSTV channel 405 for more details. #Newzroom405

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"I'm not rich, my father is." ~ Leftist Proverb

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Luddite Wendi

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One of the things Twitter has taught me is that South Africans (black and white, young and old, left and right) are even more ret @rded that I previously thought.

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Luddite Wendi

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2 years

Today I saw a homeless man who was having a mental breakdown get filmed by a group of awful teenage girls. How the fuck were these kids raised? I almost went to tell them off but they started walking away before I could get to them. They probably would have called me a Karen.

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Luddite Wendi

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Call me a Nazi but I think burning down other people's property and looting is bad and should have severe consequences.

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@olivia_account_ I'm old enough to have seen the same people diagnosed with depression, followed by bipolar disorder, temporal lobe epilepsy and then ADHD as trends in psychology changed.

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Luddite Wendi

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3 years

When you mix high aggression, low IQ and high confidence together, this is the end product

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Luddite Wendi

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@EldaRicardo I am a South African talking about art that was bought from Europe. What the fuck are you on about?

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Luddite Wendi

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With everyone trying to scare women who don't have children, I'll tell you all about my aunt. She never had kids out of choice. She's now a widow but lives by the sea and has many friends and family. She told me she feels guilty because she's the happiest she's ever been.

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@as_a_poster Right is shocking. The most shocking thing to me is the ability of English women to dress like this in winter.

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Road rage in a country where the general population is low IQ and has low impulse control is truly scary

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Luddite Wendi

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Bro, they literally can't even run a 19th century train network

Owen Jones

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South Africa is now the leader of the free world. Western moral authority has been buried, along with thousands of Palestinians, under the rubble of Gaza.

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Actors should be banned from social media because every time one of them tweets about politics, I start hating them so much I'm soon not going to be able to watch any English-language films or television programmes.

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