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Entrepreneur|Music enthusiasts|Calm,Gentle,smart & Wise over-thinker/Husband material/father figure|Dm 4 “PR”🇺🇸🇳🇬

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Twitter breakfast.. Why do bad things happen to good people ??😩😩 But I choose to try again.
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@Nig_Farmer So you no get visa but u get international crow crow ?
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@fumzeeygold Loud environment…. 😂 Students want to be highly educated.
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@SormmaSharon1 @Oluchisxn She fit break up with him make she jam another Yoruba demon pro max from Shola class 😂
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@ifybaby06 Dating a single mom is stressful, little argument she will post her child with Hashtag “ my only true love”
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@Nig_Farmer Add small mayonnaise make cockroach sef chop salad 🥗
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@the_Lawrenz Warning ‼️ Use ear plugs 😂
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@Wizebaba @sk1tguru If main chick no pick call, side chick go pick bro 😎
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@itsSh0la Broke guys chop breakfast but rich guys share breakfast.
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@PIDOMNIGERIA @EriscoFoodsLtd We no go still chop Tin tomatoes packed with sugar, that’s poison
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I saw my younger sister boyfriend buying Condom… And when I reach home my sister is not around…. Somebody Go Die today 😫😡
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@AbujaLastBorn @NaughtyBoss_ This vawolence need fuel!
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@BeansSA1 You can’t nack and suck brezz at thesame time.
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@TheSerahIbrahim If DNA test was made mandatory in the hospital, a lot of women would like to have their baby at home 😂
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Dear future wife. If you can’t position doggy like this, forget about it.
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@sk1tguru Don’t date broke women, they won’t date you if you’re broke.
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When you want to pull out to avoid pregnancy, and God want to teach you a lesson.
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@talllizzy_girl If your dad ain’t trash, his not a man.
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@HenshawKate When the army was shooting at Lekki tollgate, there was no Yoruba bullet, Igbo or Housa bullets…
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@SavvyRinu Yes, I’m proud of myself. No time for drama.
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@SavvyRinu A lot to choose from, I never said hello to any 9ja girls abroad.
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How much is a hair cut in your Area? It’s 5k here.
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@Mbahdeyforyou See people wey get the church update when e never cast 😂
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@Naija_PR Traveling abroad look like an achievement but not an achievement
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You gerrit?
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When you see someone who love to see you grow, that’s your real family.
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@Wizarab10 The first comrade to taste peace in 1844, he didn’t like it.. 😂
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Which will you marry? A girl that knows how to cook, or a girl who know how to Knack.
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God bless a brother who help a brother to win.
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@MindOfHeadking If she come on a date with her friend, ignore her and focus ur attention on her friend, next time she won’t try it again.
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@tonybankx93 I can travel the whole world and it’s territories, nobody will question me. If you like sale ur vote to agbado master, I nogo follow you suffer.
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@DavidHundeyin E for energy!
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@ziter001 Who will defend the Nigerian constitution should incase the Judiciary fail??
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@MindOfHeadking Women take money from who love them and give it to who they love.
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Single and happy has spent all her money on sex toys
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Me as a porn director: I fit do small, my preeg don deh stand.
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@aproko_doctor Something must kill a man, but for the main time, allow me to enjoy myself.
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@Naija_PR Insufficient funds… Transactions not successful.
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Marriage is not safe, I will have to pretend like I no see when I see Big boobs😫😫
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@DavidHundeyin The certificate of return will return… Ara agbala ndi INEC… 😂
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If Wetin belong to Caesar get breast and Yansh….. make Caesar do em worst!
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@obajemujnr_ Give her 2k urgently and she is gone
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@JNRdeyforyou If insufficient fund during transaction was a picture
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@Nig_Farmer Yes! Na here I wan learn how to do otumokpo, 2seconds I don turn Selina tested 😂
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@Irunnia_ @NoCapFights He might wait until he lose weight 😂
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@Oyinash_ Single pretty girls at 30, date her and see why she is single.
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5 ants + 5 ants = tenants. Bringing ant from another country to your country is Important.
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@FS_Yusuf_ Nothing pain them like knowing that, Peter Obi is our Next president.
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There are still good girls out there, but they don’t have flat tummy.
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@UchePOkoye 3 times daily.
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25th December for my darling Jesus..🥂 Wahala for Satan wey no get birthday oh lolz.. Poor Mbaise man.
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@VanessaFungamw2 How did you get my number ?
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No matter how the Sex sweet, you can never smile during orgasm.
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She flushed my weed, I burned her flight ticket.. Nobody is getting High.
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No matter how touching the story is, don't lend your money to people who wear such capes, they don't pay debts.
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@GazetteNGR Nigeria Judges leaving the court room 😂
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If you sale your brother, the buyer won’t trust you.
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Peace be unto who want peace, if na trouble you want, that oneself deh.
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@alakowee It was at this moment the EFCC officers realized they fucked up 😂
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Give me bag make I pack my hair when you are done.
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Two blood cells met and fell in love, It was all in vein.
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What do you call this in your language?
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Some of you already had sex this new month…
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Wait! y’ll dress more expensive than the Nigerian next president lolz
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I have never been humbled by person who truly has the heart to serve. I experienced him today. We need @PeterObi
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That voice telling you that all men are the same is your Spiritual husband.
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Na who no get problem deh speak English for prayer 🤲
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@Nwaadaz The bitter truth is.. not everybody will get married.
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I left my phone on the table with “live listening ON”to use the bathroom with my AirPods on my ears. Now I know the friends I have 🤔
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Marry who go fit pay light bill when you’re not at home. Not “baby deh don cut light”
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Goodbye to Nigerian passport. Let’s fly the world.
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A fool at 40 don buy Benz at 41, hope deh.
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Women only have rules for poor men.. Know what you are doing.
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Things deh happen ooo😳 One man just killed himself and run away😩
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@stephaniedocean Now I know where “Ride on Daddy GO” is coming from.
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Jesus leave Bills go pay for Sin, now we sin to pay bills.
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The friends you make today will be your children contacts tomorrow, if you like follow mkpuru mmiri people.
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@Ayo_ismyname @SormmaSharon1 @Oluchisxn She will have to go to heaven to meet angel.
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Greetings… Guys I need urgent help on this, what will you do if your friend’s girlfriend want to sleep with you?
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@Ziyechman Ifb immediately @smartBoss__ng try me
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If not for Sex toys most ladies would be asking guys out.
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In my dating experience.. Broke girls don’t believe in love, they just want to escape poverty, some of them are the savior the families are banking on for survival. Nothing you do is enough, they always believe you can do more.
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Android users go to the toilet with power bank.
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@sk1tguru Women are only loyal to their feelings, they don’t care about you.
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@serial_ranter Nobody: The boy:
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Not all Ashawo stand on the street, some live at home with their parents.
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How much can you pay for this food?
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Don’t be in a hurry to ask her out, she might have other beautiful girlfriends
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Narrow is the way to Heaven but broad is the way to Hell, Abi them no need too much people in Heaven? 💭
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No lie ooo, you fit ask your papa 50k for wig?
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