Slutty Girl Problems Profile
Slutty Girl Problems

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Sex-positive empowerment + pleasure 👄 Founder @Lorraejo 💗 Mostly on IG (220K) ✨ Podcast, coaching, free sex magic ebook ⬇

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Slutty Girl Problems
1 year
My deepest, darkest, sexiest candid disclosures about the ✨Magic Wand✨🥵💦
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Slutty Girl Problems
6 years
I remember when I thought I'd be 25 and married and have children and own a house and then I laugh and laugh and pour another glass of wine
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11 years
How I feel whenever I see high school friends in public. #sluttygirlproblems http://t.co/1Ast0x2k
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Slutty Girl Problems
6 years
Girls on Periods: I'm fine. I hate you. I love you. I want ice cream. Come here. Get away. You're cute. Fuck off. Fuck that. Fuck this.
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
The only calorie counter you need to know. #sluttygirlproblems http://t.co/fBAiDGt4
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
If a girl flirts with your man, don't get mad. Just laugh, because you're going home with him, and she's wasting her time. #sluttygirltruths
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Slutty Girl Problems
7 years
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 1643 times, you must be my ex boyfriend.
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
If he fucks with your heart, fuck with his best friend. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
If he fucks with your heart, fuck with his best friend. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
12 years
Every girl knows that one annoying guy who's constantly asking "So when are we gonna chill?" #never #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Every girl has a slutty friend. If you don't, then you're the slutty friend. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
That one idiot boy who will always have your heart. Fucker. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Te: ( ) amo ( x ) quila
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Once it gets cold, I only shave on the days I think I might get laid. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Congrats on the downgrade. She's one hell of a 3. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
I wish the weekends came as fast as my ex did. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
At some point you have to realize that he doesn't care, and maybe you're missing out on someone who does. #sluttygirltruths
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Slutty Girl Problems
12 years
I love shoes, booze, and boys with tattoos. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
12 years
Every slut has that one guy they'd stop being slutty for. #sluttygirlconfessions
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
All I want is a guy who worships me, bangs me, and feeds me. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Santa's a typical man. He shows up late, eats your cookie, only comes once, calls you a ho, and leaves while you’re sleeping.
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
How is it that I wanna punch you in the face and fuck you at the same time? #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
There's a difference between friendly, and "we've fucked" friendly. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
12 years
How I feel about my favorite booty call. #sluttygirlproblems http://t.co/ebtBd4Gx
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12 years
“A girl can wait for the right man to come along, and in the meantime, have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.” ~Cher
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11 years
I'm the kind of girl you can take home to mom, but I'll give you road-head on the way there. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
If a girl says "have fun" she means she hopes you get run over by a truck. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Sometimes I miss you, but then I remember what a douche you are & how awesome I am. Then I'm like no, I'm good. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
12 years
This is how most guys I've hooked up with have gotten me into bed with them. #sluttygirlproblems http://t.co/8RDrteAH
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Slutty Girl Problems
12 years
I thought I missed you, but then I realize I just missed hooking up with you. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
What a waste. I shaved for nothing. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because you're no longer dating a douchebag! #sluttygirltruths
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
I wish the weekend would come as fast as my ex boyfriend. #sluttygirlproblems
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12 years
Alcohol: turning good friends into awkward hookups. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
If you cry over a guy, then your friends can't date him. It can't even be considered. #sluttygirltruths
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
You cheated on me, but in reality you cheated yourself… out of the best damn thing that ever happened to you. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
They say when you sneeze, you have 1/7th of an orgasm, which is more than I had when I had sex with you. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
I fell in love once. It was terrible. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
I don't want you back… I want the time I wasted on you back. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
We both moved on. The only difference is I moved up, and you moved down. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
A break up means your friends break up with him as well. If your girls pick your ex, pick better friends. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
I don't miss you or our relationship, but I sometimes miss the steady supply of above average sex you provided. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
I'm not sure why I'm not over you, because every time I stop and really think about you I realize how much you suck.
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
If someone wants to be with you, they'll make it happen. If not, leave that shit in the past, move the fuck on & live your life.
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
If he defriends you after a break-up, take it as a compliment. That means you really got to him. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Girls are professional stalkers. If they wanna find something out, they will find out. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
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10 years
I got over you when he got under me. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Maybe we should kiss a little. Or a lot. Whatever. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, don’t text them when you're drunk. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Cheers to one more year of avoiding pregnancy! #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Guys want a good girl that will be bad just for them. Girls want a bad guy that will be good just for them. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Care less, and he'll care more. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Oh, you're talking to me again? Let me guess, you broke up with your girlfriend. Do me a favor, GO FUCK YOURSELF. #sluttygirlproblems
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11 years
Congratulations on your downgrade. She's one hell of a 5. #sluttygirlproblems
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11 years
I miss you... LOL, JK. I'm just horny. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Alcohol: turning good friends into awkward hookups. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Vodka mixes well with everything. Except decisions. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Whoever says you can't love and hate someone at the same time has never met my ex. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
In honor of Black Friday, tonight my clothes will be 110% off. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Your games are stupid, your jokes are lame, and I was faking when I moaned your name. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
9 years
I hope my ex is having really boring sex.
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10 years
If a girl flirts with your man, don't get mad. Laugh, because you're going home with him, & she's wasting her time. #sluttygirlproblems
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Tweeting about being alone on Valentine's Day is why you're alone on Valentine's Day. Look good, go out, and get some. #sluttygirltruths
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Wear fabulous underwear, even if you're the only person who's going to see it. #sluttygirltruths
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10 years
Sometimes, the only way to save your heart is to destroy your liver. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
9 years
My panties are cuter than most guys at my school.
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Slutty Girl Problems
10 years
Whenever I find myself thinking too much about one boy, I find that kissing a different one helps to fix that immediately.
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10 years
Every girl has a slutty friend. If you don't, then you're the slutty friend. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Happy Thirsty Thursday! Try these Chocolate Covered Strawberry Shots. http://t.co/os9zexlu6E http://t.co/6ztTjNnHYd
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If you love something, let it go. If it doesn't come back, drunk dial him late at night. #sluttygirlproblems
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I was so naughty this year, Santa came twice. #sluttygirlproblems
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If he can't commit, commit yourself to sleeping with his friends. #sluttygirlproblems
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This is so important... http://t.co/PJuYsq5OwH
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My ex boyfriends are proof that I have a high tolerance for pain and misery. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
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They told me he's a heartbreaker. But he can't break something I don't have. #sluttygirlwins
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10 years
Alcohol: turning childhood friendships into awkward hook ups. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
I thought I missed you, but then I realized I just missed hooking up with you. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
You know what tastes better than skinny feels? Chicken fucking nuggets.
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This is sooooo accurate. http://t.co/zXK6lgYsFd
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Drunkenly making a best friend at every party you go to, then never seeing them again. #sluttygirlproblems
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If you cant figure out where you stand with someone, it might be time to stop standing and start walking. #sluttygirlproblems
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Being a slut doesn't make me dumb, stupid, ignorant, worthless, trashy, or pathetic... it makes me a girl who likes sex. #sluttygirlproblems
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I’d rather have a life of “oh well”s than a life of “what if”s. #sluttygirlproblems
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The "V" on guys >>>
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That awkward moment you're trying to get over someone you were never actually dating. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
If I'm able to walk to the kitchen after sex, you don't deserve a sandwich. #sluttygirltruths
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10 years
I could use a foot massage, 4 donuts, and an orgasm. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Yeah good guys are hard to find, but what about a reliable strapless bra? #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
I need a guy that can give me dick without being a dick. #sluttygirlproblems
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Slutty Girl Problems
11 years
Your penis is not like Pinocchio's nose. It won't get longer every time you lie about its size. #sluttygirlproblems
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10 years
Whoever said the quote about having no regrets in life obviously never got drunk and picked up a cell phone. #sluttygirlproblems
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Once you're attached, you're fucked. #sluttygirlproblems
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You really don't know a guy ’til you've dumped him. #sluttygirlproblems
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9 years
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
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10 years
Do you know what I got for Christmas? Fat. I got fat. #sluttygirlproblems
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8 years
I don't make mistakes. I sleep with them.
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11 years
Who needs love when there's alcohol? #sluttygirlproblems
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