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@slimkissjeje

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I borrow 50k from dad and 50k from mum to buy laptop that costs 97k, I had 3k left. I returned 1k to dad and 1k to mom, and I reserved 1k for myself. I now owe dad 49k and mom 49k also. 49k +49k =98k plus 1k I reserved for myself, which is 99k. So where did 1k go...?

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1 month

You never pass jamb you dey find roommates Keep dreaming ejeh

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Our parents will be comparing us with our mates as if Bill Gates and Dangote are not their mates..... Mama and papa, We hear una

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21 days

Pls is it a crime to stop a commercial taxi ... Greet all the passengers and then walk away ?

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24 days

I dey tell you, gone are the days when boys take off their hat when greeting elders,, now they will just remove one earphone. Kids these days

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@slimkissjeje

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1 month

7 days makes I one week🤔 But a day without money Makes man weak

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19 days

Wen I used to smoke weed I normally think that every girl is a female, Not knowing that every female is a girl

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27 days

To put mouth for person relationship nowadays nah see finish oo🙄 Emi ni if to say you're in relationships you'll know how it feels🤧 Ah mogbe

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27 days

I don fuck up again in this yahoo work I go reply client with "alhamdulilahi and you"

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24 days

Week never reach anywhere I don dey weak already.

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1 month

My baby talk say their jamb nah overnight 💔 No be this same jamb I did?

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20 days

I was shocked to see a men lighting cigarette inside d church today, I almost dropped my bottle of beer.

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28 days

If Nigeria is 6 hours ahead of USA then why can't we be telling them the future?

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29 days

You go just wake up every morning then begin to dey post "all country aza dey available" International passport you no get🤣💔

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20 days

Please use perfume that matches your face. Don't make someone turn around for nonsense

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28 days

Your story is touching but I am not touching my savings

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25 days

Nah you promise your mama for first class I only promise my parents that i won't join cult

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25 days

Na Wizkid and Davido we dey argue which one be wetin be your CGPA

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29 days

Everybody dey complain about DSTV new subscription rate but here I'm unbothered because ino even get television 😂😂😭

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1 month

@Humbled95 But you refuse to follow me back

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1 month

You never chop 3 times a day. You dey screenshot hair wey worth 3.4m Keep playing baby

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nobody notice that jesus talking to 5000 people without using mic is a miracle ,, We only focus on the cake and fish... Una see una life? .😂😂😂😂😂

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22 days

If your dad is still alive, you should really thank him for bringing you into this world. Because, probably your mum wasn't in the mood that day!

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18 days

If una know wetin dey Inside relationship, una no go make mistake do "Awwn or God when"

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1 month

Make I help you post your link cos you lost all contact Omohh this GLE wey I never get dey bring nonsense ooh

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1 month

If no be finger nails wey God give me Wetin I for chop today?

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18 days

Any last advice before I marry?

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24 days

Them increase house girl salary, out of joy she go kiss oga The story never clear

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27 days

It wasn't the work of the devil, nah me do am I purposely do am 😂

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"I regret knowing you" But your papa dey wear my polo.

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1 month

Rich man sleep nah rest but poor man sleep nah laziness Try and get this money

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21 days

Our father who art in heaven, no be small thing dey happen on earth oo😂

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16 days

You no be foodie, you be olojukokoro.

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1 month

You dey vex because she chop your transport money and she refuse to come You wey eyibo send transport money make you come California....U Go?

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19 days

"why your time no correspond with our own time"

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Whenever its my turn to cook, they all preferred drinking Garri... I don't just know why...🙇

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18 days

If I see 3k like this...... Nah Eko hotel I go sleep this night

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To babe wey dey follow me suffer, Nah kesekese you still dey see, Kasakasa dey come.

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17 days

My landlord refused to answer my greetings since yesterday, just because I helped NEPA hold ladder to cut our light.

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11 days

Should I buy a car or an iphone? This 5k is giving me sleepless night.

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Love Keh........... Joor bami mu tesuba.

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1 month

Good morning 😎 Peace be unto who wants peace and if nah wahala you want, that one self dey .

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Orphan self no hustle pass some of use wey get parents 😩

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Start coming guys, my marriage has started.

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Full body massage 60k keh? You think say if I get 60k, my body go dey pain me? 😅

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Your girlfriend dey share link without selling anything. Otishife.

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Sometimes I want to preach here but the problem is how to get my offering.

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Shey e go show for autopsy if konji kill person?

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pls I need advice is it Right to marry someone who didn't her when while his not after go be has d a is board plss😒

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Nah man wey never understand life go laugh him Friend wey beg him for help.

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21 days

People will be saying Samson was the strongest man in the Bible. Have you forgotten that Solomon was handling 1000 women?

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11 days

1.5k followers 0 engagement

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1 month

When you wake up but want to lay down for one more minute

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1 month

Your future depends on what you do now What are you doing rn😂

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Make anybody nor ask me my jamb score. Nah there fight go start.

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Me as a doctor: Precious this nah your 6th abortion, shey make I comot your womb make you go dey do your business in peace.

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16 days

I'm done with Nigeria movies. "50 years later" and the family dog Is still alive.

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18 days

Abi na the curses junior students curse me for secondary school?

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woke up single again... when does it end???

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What do they call the money pornstars make ? - Incum ☠️🌚

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19 days

On judgement day,God will stationed like 10,000 angels dat will separate fight between yahoo boys and white men wahala

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@_NiyiDaniels @slimkissjeje

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I can't believe I was born without my permission.

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If you see anything else, then you need God

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Your secret is safe with me. Me: 2 minutes later

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You wan come borrow money from me with disappearing messages.wetin I wan use do evidence?

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If no be ashawo wey dey your eyes... Why you go dey pray say"father as I want to sleep now, come and sleep with me"

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19 days

This one you are spending like this, I'm on my period o

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20 days

See person wey wan divorce.... Una never ready

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The person behind your "smile" will be mine soon ,,,me self wan smile.

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1 month

Nudes for Nudes No be everything be link for link Dm let's share nudes

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Imagine say you no fit imagine.

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1 month

As I dey pass ewe🍀 make ino pass away

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coke 400 naira?? person wey get diabetes no know wetin God do for am

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I ask your babe about you, she said I should not ruin her day.

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Nothing disappears faster in every African home like spoon, Today you have 20 Spoons, the next day there's only 10 left...and before next 2morrow you will only see Two(2) which wasn't even one of the initial 20. 😦

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Asiko Tito lati kan ju labe gbona.

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Nah the longest guiding wey I don guide be this. Person don dey turn to guiding angel.

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Nah trust issue dey make us write exam If not,you don teach me and i don sabi am Why exam?

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Different Spelling but Same Pronunciation. Buy & Bye Add Yours 😁🙅‍♂️

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Go say let there be light but nepa say no,if I beg God for anybody on the judgement day make I die.

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This relationship thing no be here. For the pat 5hrs my neighbor just dey shout "listen to me,can you please listen to me,I said listen to me".......

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Dating a man who doesn't play snooker is a blessing. That game teaches men how to focus on different hoes with just one stick.

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Bff: I really love her. Me: Dude she's 13 and you ard 24. Bff: Age is just a number. Me: yeah and jail is just a room.

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20 days

Avoid these 3 things if you want to save money

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Nah only me dey house. You go come?

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Teacher: How many working days are in a week Me: 5 Teacher: so why did you write Chelsea

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my own relationship no get pictures, if you wan see us, tell us, we go come.

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Nothing sweet pass relationship wey just start,nah why I dey enter another one every week

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As a guy who do you even run to when you are broke?

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15 days

No matter how long government does not pay workers, Nigeria police will never strike. They love their job.

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18 days

Don't engage or impregnate a woman if you are still dialling *303# before you can make calls. Mtn no dey borrow person pampers Oo

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18 days

When you're in class but being a danfo driver is your calling

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13 days

Hustle wey buy you T-shirt fit buy you benz. Bobo mi if you no stand very well, ih fit collect the T-shirt Back.

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