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taunt jet diaper

@slime_machine

9 months

hate my stupid son and his fucked up idiot teeth

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9 months

i think it’s ok to flip off minors

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@Mr_RSmash

9 months

Or how about we don't flip off minors at a video game tournament 😃 Imagine being a grown ass man and doing so....you deserve to get banned idc

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1 year

SAVING PRIVATE SANBAR i’ll tell the whole story on the pod next week

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2 years

first time we got swatted i got 9 shotguns pointed at me on my knees in the driveway, thought i was gonna get my head blown off in front of my friends, then they have the audacity to say how it’s a waste of time, every time put the gun in your mouth you fucking worthless pigs

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8 months

@DrDisrespect how are pronouns political

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2 years

the former head of global marketing at nvidia

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4 months

came clean to my lobby full of literal teenagers after trying to pretend i was in high school like them

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11 months

asked for the ludwig she gave me the sajam

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@slime_machine

2 years

early wednesday morning, my dad died suddenly. I wrote about his life, his death, and the car i got him that he never got to see he was a bit of an ethereal staple of the yard so i thought some would find it, at the very least, interesting

Eulogy for a Gambler

Four days before he died, I bought my dad a car.

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1 year

guy roasting my dead parents in the mod dms on the yard sub apparently didn’t know he described his whole life through his reddit posts so the second i bring up his wife he deletes his account cmon bro lets talk about your job at target and how much you hated it come back bro

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1 year

oh my god lmfao

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@Kotaku

1 year

Redditors find popular YouTuber Ludwig's stolen rare car in 24 hours:

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1 year

this is my childhood best friend rob, he died a few years ago of an OD woulda been 33 today, we were born 5 days apart, our families were really close, most of them are gone too its cool that a bunch of people happen to follow me and i can post this picture of him that i like

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2 years

this is the most insane pc i have ever put together

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2 years

i am in the middle of being remembered for nothing more than a series of devastating fumbles on a massive public and professional scale, about to close it out, and my bra-less wife threatens legal action (not asked for) as i continue to be synonymous with secondhand embarrassment

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2 years

i am giving hasan the c word pass

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@slime_machine

3 years

where it was done

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@slime_machine

11 months

look i think twitch is cringe as much as the next guy but this self righteous crusading from content creators is a little much like we are all cheating life right now by not having to work a real job theres no need to talk like a verbose gamer braveheart people fly planes

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A message to Twitch.

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2 years

it’s unreal how fucking mean they are when they realize that you arent some murderer, like YOU fucked up, even though they’ve been there multiple times, while you are in handcuffs just wanting to go back to your day i hope you get shot on the fucking shooting range larping cunts

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3 years

mama we made it

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10 months

hey @LudwigAhgren gonna be late for birthday dinner hope this makes it all better XOXO - T

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2 years

upstairs listening to the mogul mail guy completely botch his monologue we’re on like take 26 cmon lil bro u got this

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2 months

white people complaining about spice again whats new

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@Pearstrike

2 months

So literally no joke my coworker ordered lunch and found a razor blade in his quesadilla today

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2 years

whats really fucked up is after the yelling and insults and abuse they flip back for the day, or the week, start being sweet, normal, you feel loved again, like at the beginning, but now and always you’re walking on eggshells in a feedback loop literally rewrites you as a person

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@slime_machine

1 year

signing a peace treaty with the machines

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@slime_machine

2 years

is this what it’s like to be a girl

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@slime_machine

2 years

muting this if you wanna slurp every last bit of nut out of your local punisher flag enjoyer literally nobody is going to stop you but i’ve had enough guns pointed at me, even as a kid, in my life by wife beaters that just want to lock and load so i’ll pass on licking the boot

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@slime_machine

2 years

you know him and andrew tate are in a jacuzzi rn touching their feet together talking about how messed up cancel culture is

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@slime_machine

1 year

NFL license holders are going to send hitmen to train’s house like fucking cowboy bebop

ostonox

@ostonox

1 year

Adin Ross announces he's streaming on Kick with such content as "watching live sports events" and exciting features like "there is no terms of service" and "users cannot be banned." There's no downsides!

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11 months

this is so fucking pathetic lmao

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@dinofavara

11 months

@MrBeast @RyanTrahan Yes sir I’ve never been more happy with a rejection in my life.

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2 years

i bought $4000 in evangelion branded computer parts so idk what the fuck he is on about

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@Greekgodx

2 years

When a man makes a bunch of money he says finally I can start a family when a woman makes a bunch of money she says i’m an independent woman that doesn’t need a man.

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1 year

insane she used it as a noun like this it’s like 2.5x damage

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@slime_machine

1 year

it’s cold news by this point but the hogwarts game shit had to be the unbelievably lamest hill to die on for every single person who streamed it an infinite library of games (or nothing! just chatting exists) out there to stream or just the same ones you always do but you either

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1 year

nvm it appears that this is a good game

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@ZAKUYA_BOTW

1 year

新しい神獣 #ゼルダの伝説 #TearsOfTheKingdom #Zelda #NintendoSwitch

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2 years

ludwig sponsoring his event with his own bidets

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@slime_machine

11 months

isn’t your actual literal job to interpret media yourself

Jake Lucky

@JakeSucky

11 months

Someone plz explain this to me like I'm a fkin 5th grader

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@slime_machine

1 year

who asked

The Game Awards

@thegameawards

1 year

. @LudwigAhgren just won Content Creator of the Year! #TheGameAwards

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2 months

sub 26, way harder than i thought, your brain just freezes up thinking about how beautiful and amazing all women are i will say the cleopatra > casey anthony > samwitch line was pretty custom

QTCinderella

@qtcinderella

2 months

NEW STREAM CHALLENGE JUST DROPPED WORLD RECORD INCOMING do it before the end of women's month or bad luck for 7 years I warned you @slime_machine @DougDougFood @PointCrow @TheWillNeff @SqueeX15 @prezoh @PaymoneyWubby @Northernlion @LIRIK @Ninja @nmplol

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2 years

doordashed a $60 steak to my house and ate it with a boxcutter

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2 months

lets start over.

StreamerBans

@StreamerBans

2 months

✅ Twitch Partner "slimeIRL" has been unbanned after 1 day, 8 minutes and 32 seconds! ✅ #twitch #unban #partner #twitchpartner 🎀

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11 months

you’re both fucking losers with no actual skills that are the joke of the entire industry never ever forget that

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11 months

someone sent me this argentinian game store ad

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1 year

nuking a chatter from orbit like this when you are a double digit steamer who is this uncharismatic and annoying shows an extreme level of hustle and dedication to dope ass friday vibes that we rarely see anymore in the space

Alicia ✨🖤

@MissNerdyCurvy

1 year

I know that I’m also in the wrong a little for saying “well my mom died” in a stream after being asked where have I been but the response just isn’t it fam…I made a tweet longer thingy to share a little background but here ya go..

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10 months

POV: you’ve caught the attention of tony star

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2 years

last year i paid off my 25k student loans as a personal punishment after i lost 20k in vegas gambling; biden has effectively taken away ten thousand dollars of gambling money from me, for which i will never forgive him nor the democratic party. my story will never matter to them.

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2 years

she like holding hand 🥹

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2 years

we robbin christopher

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4 months

too much with the phone ..

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2 years

remembering the last time i gambled in vegas i played blackjack next to a guy who told me he was from switzerland but he was being kind of a dick to the dealer so when he lost all his chips i said “cmon brother dip into some of that nazi gold” and then he left i went up 26k

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3 years

if u love ur job u never work a day in ur life

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2 years

kinda fucked up but at least it’s in the back

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1 year

shit day

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1 year

japanese mcdonald’s put him down like a inu

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2 years

had a consultation for jaw surgery and will probably have to get adult braces soon which means my time having the initial upper hand in online arguments will be coming to an end

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3 months

timuoxi cha le mei

@ch1cken_t3nder

3 months

everyone tap in. let’s see you at your lowest.

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1 year

a website needs to verify my identity so i’m posting this so it’s the first thing they see

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4 months

@Asmongold i think i understand what you’re saying but you said it like a cunt and possess very little skill compared to those you are shitting on, while simultaneously being rewarded beyond any normal person’s wildest dreams it’s reasonable to dislike you for how you said this

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1 year

i’m so brave for this rn but you cannot tell me with a straight face that this is cool lmao like he’s trying waaaay too hard is this really the dude that has captivated swaths of dry dicked young men all over the world this is just 2022 fedoraposting

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I’ve decided to fly to the failed state of California, walk into twitter HQ and tell @elonmusk he’s a legend. On my way.

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1 year

going to the taylor concert and shaking my head the whole time so people at the show know I disagree with it

Holly Stallcup

@HollyStallcup

1 year

Before I leave for NYC, here is my thread on seeing Taylor this weekend while she is dating a racist, Islamophobic, anti-semitic overall problematic white man. While I don't necessarily "owe" anyone this thread, it is important to me to take my public leadership seriously.

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@slime_machine

11 months

my meat is Different and no amount of loser software will be able to detect it

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iOS 17 will reportedly censor unsolicited naked photos

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2 years

selling ket

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2 years

can’t respond to everyone but I do see it and I do appreciate it, thank you

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10 months

on a date and im so nervous 😳😳😳

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1 year

i think this is genuinely the hardest ludwig has ever made me laugh

The Yard

@TheYard

1 year

ludwig takes off the limiters

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1 year

FINAL DAY I HATE THIS FUCK

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2 years

i look like a character that dies in a fast and furious movie

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2 years

about yesterday.

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2 years

he bought?

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2 years

fuck man i loved her in the bond movies this sucks

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@slime_machine

2 months

feds finally got me

Twitch Streamer Bans

@BetterBanned

2 months

„slimeIRL“ Twitch Partner has been temporary banned 🚫 ❌ @slime_machine #Twitch #TwitchPartner #partner #twitchEN #banned #tos #ban

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2 years

currently on the front page of LSF and half the commenters think i am an actual career streamer and not just an unhinged 32 year old freak who believes in a secret underground dungeon at riot games where they club homeless people to death

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10 months

needed this one

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1 year

when u walk in on mom n dad

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@slime_machine

2 years

would never hope for my friends to fail but voluntarily deciding to work with content creators that ultimately have to answer to nobody, that have effectively killed god in their narrow lives, is a choice that deserves nothing but ruthless punishment and strife

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2 years

3/4s of Offbrand once all laughed in my face at genesis 5 when i asked if they wanted to go to panda express with me so i ended up going with nick yingling now i know all of their social security numbers 🤷‍♂️

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2 years

he’s actually always been the same happy birthday bud rich or poor we’ll always be up to the same old shit, never a doubt in my mind

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3 years

Uncut Gems (2019)

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2 years

working theory is that dream face revealed because he wanted some twitchcon strange

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Radstads

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@slime_machine @zNickYingling The good old days…

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1 year

blocking my landlord on venmo he can come find me

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1 year

bro hiring 3rd party zoning squadrons

MrBeast

@MrBeast

1 year

I need your help! Next time you see Feastables in Walmart (and soon to be new retailers) if you could clean up the presentation and make it look better that’d make me very happy 🥺 I’m building a team to do this routinely, just need help in the short term ❤️

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2 years

made friend

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3 years

will never forgive NFT bros for making something beautiful (money laundering) cringe and smug and annoying

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1 year

trains rhetoric for kick should have only ever been on the sub split instead of being a redpill metal gear paradise where anything goes, now he has to spend all his time wrangling the dumbest motherfuckers alive to explain to them publicly why they cant shoot ropes on camera

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this happened once when me and ludwig were doing a ylyl and a twitch staff was being an asshole and i was shocked i couldn’t ban him, my god given right on this planet, so i found his twitter and called him a pussy and he apologized

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@teddward_

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A @Twitch Staff Member came into Harris Heller's Stream and harassed him for almost 10 minutes Harris tried to ban him but you cannot ban Twitch Staff from a chat on Twitch WTF

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