Master Roshi🥋 @siya_hln Twitter profile

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

10 months

Pull up, collect😊!

Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

10 months

It feels like a dream🥺😩

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 months

I need to invest in oxygen machines. I'll be eating good in the next 5 years

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Today is THAT day 🙏🙏

Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

The day I get that R-Line 😭🤞🏾

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@siya_hln

6 years

I have a girlfriend, one emoji is fine.

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6 years

@siya_trashboat 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

what transition is this😳😳😳🔥

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Khona ini? Ivodka?

femme fatale

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5 years

Jhene Aiko

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

I took a loan for her to finish her studies and she left me after graduating. I'm still paying for that loan 🌚

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Kukhishwa inyongo yini?

Sidwaba siLuthuli

@VonBoulevardier

3 years

Stick these down her throat, 'til she gags and see those tears run down her cheeks...

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

1 year

Uthi usafika nemama kanti senifikile

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Pheee 😭😭😭

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 months

Ubaba womuzi njalo lo obhema ipowerbank.

Halaal Account

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Muntu ufike athi, "can't you believe you guys are not getting rounds" then afune simgadalele ingane. Is it crack?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Mampintsha deserves a Grammy for his videos 😭😭

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Umshado is the hill I'm willing and will die on.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

7 years

@Mute_McNeil Let's soldier on fellas✊🏾

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Sikhona nje 🥺

Eyewitness News

@ewnupdates

3 years

How to fill the 'void': what next for Queen Elizabeth II?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

If the date was good and all that, we'd proceed. Akho mntana ongazuba natata

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@siya_hln

5 years

Solomon

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

This you?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

My baby 🥺

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Sane: hey Sane, please keep me anonymous ... Sane: thank you for sending a DM Asanda #SaneySpace

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Nxa can't believe ngizolala ngedwa in this huge ass apartment la eToti eneSea View. Lapho leHubbly and alcohol okugcwele la endlini won't help me. Ngize ngafaka iFull tank kwavele kwanetha 💔

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

ubulawe iphoyisa elimnyama njengawe ongathola ukuthi kwalona alinayo imali yokuyisa ingane yalo eskoleni.

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@SimphiweSound

3 years

Uvuke ekseni uzimisele kanti uzobulawa iPhoyisa ungenacala.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

7 years

How can a BLACK child NOT be proud of Cassper Nyovest? HOW??????? Check his Insta stories and you'll see what I'm talking about.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Well, what a way to end February

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Odokotela bathi hospitals are full kodwa sishayisana nabo ngeyifuba ematshwaleni on weekends nxa

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Guys, date Zulu women. Impatho 😭😭😭😭😭❤️

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@siya_hln

4 years

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

I can't unsee Cyan Boujee😭😭😭😭

Tebogo_Thothela

@PrezSankara

3 years

A gent is that respects his craft @casspernyovest 👌🏾🔥🤞🏽

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

An apostrophe on the last word can shake these streets 💀

Amanda du-Pont

@AmandaDupont

5 years

☀️Brown Skin Girl, Skin Just Like Pearls😍

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

My current employer matched the offer and added on top 💀💀🔥🔥🔥

Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

I can't believe I've just turned down a job offer that pays like 50% more than my current salary 💀💀💀

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Gents, flowers are literally less than R200. Thenga lento uphume escefeni Unless uma ungafuni 💀💀

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Just got an email that the project I was leading and developed got approved by the client. My first full project delivered🙏🙏🍾

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

If I don't like the person working as an administrator at work, does that mean I don't FW DE Klerk?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

"There's no point in my life where I'll use solve for x" Steers: Hold my beer

Steers® South Africa

@SteersSA

3 years

Solve the #RealestBurgers riddle and you could WIN a Steers® voucher for a Prince® Burger Combo. T&Cs apply.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

A hot water bottle helps with cramps.

Princesse Congo

@keeksgdl

3 years

I find men that are informed about women’s health and our bodies so sexy.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

You know you had a fire nap when you wake up looking like this

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@MohaleMotaung_

3 years

Fresh chiskop

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

IEnvelope before you seal it?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

LLBagged 🙏🥺🎓

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

It's a natural fanny pack

The Promoter

@hloni_maniers

5 years

Fupa ke eng?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

The intentions are not really pure. They just don't have a choice at the moment.

Lady_L Mabuza-Thaanyane

@_LeratoMabuza

2 years

Men with pure intentions, ba broke hle😭

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Content creation was made specifically for you.

Sinethemba.

@cnehshuga

4 years

Beach, please 🤩 🌊 Dress, Shades, Earrings, Hat, Sandals from @MRPfashion 🖤 #mrpmystyle

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

If I text you "🍐" it means ngisazopheya 🤞

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

November photo dump🤌🏽

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Me the first time I tasted pussy:

Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Kanti kumnandi kanje la

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Removing your WhatsApp profile picture instead of going for therapy >>>

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

9 months

😊

Roli

@Bathong_Roli

9 months

The face and the little toy that gets it from point A to B. 😁

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Mjolo is tough bro. Celebrate your 1 month.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Yazi, Corona is crazy. The friend you're inviting to your place could actually have been infected and you wouldn't know because they are your friend.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

When you empty her cart by removing all the items in it 😍😍

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

🤌🏽🥵

Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Ngicela nifake amadimasi bafethu ey siyashisa

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

The day I get that R-Line 😭🤞🏾

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

6 years

UCT is really ignorant for thinking people defer exams mainly because of not being prepared. Also the fact that the SRC approved it says a lot about them as a collective.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

6 years

Zulu Queens are the only ones you can trust

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

I tell no lies🥵🥵

Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Ngaze ngashisa ngimncane 😳🥵🥵

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Kanti kumnandi kanje la

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

If I quit my job, there's at least 5 baddies that will starve. I'd rather sacrifice myself than baddies 🙏

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@sthaxbuthez

2 years

quit your jobs guys, let’s go drink and smoke hub.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Macbook Pro with touchbar*

Ezinye Zazo

@uLuyanda_Gama

3 years

Valani ama laptop

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Indaba yeproperty ngizoyibona when I want to start a family. For now, imali idliwa neyifebe

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

sounds like an ad that appears after trying to open illegal sites

leparagadi.

@kuanele_

2 years

ate it up 🫶🏽

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

In all honesty, if umthanda umuntu wakho, you wouldn't have a problem.

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@ZuzileMkhize

4 years

Inkomo kamama uyayikhipha noma ungamficanga esayintombi

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Sbusiso with an iPhone 6 and a R1.02 in his account is worried about his WhatsApp privacy.

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@siya_hln

5 years

Capped boyz 😤😤🎓

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@siya_hln

3 years

Imama must never suffer in your presence.

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@siya_hln

3 years

I'm not saying anything 🤭

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Recent but man 🥺🤌🏽🥵

Tumi

@Tumi213

2 years

Price aside, please show me your favourite purchase of 2021?

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@siya_hln

3 years

Why are "true colors" always the negative traits?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

I got admitted as ab Attorney of the High Court of South Africa yesterday🥰🧑‍⚖️

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@siya_hln

3 years

She couldn't afford to buy me a PS5.

Thaso

@_Thaso

3 years

Yo gents, how did you realize that she was not the one? 💀

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@siya_hln

5 years

Then she speaks English and the Zulu king goes, "usho uma usuqedile ukuphapha" >>>

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

Me to MaMkhize:

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Blxckie's album is so perfect 😭😭😭

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

6 years

Ukuchoma okungajwayelekile kodwa kulungile.

Nokuhle Kumalo CA(SA)

@nokuhle_kumalo

6 years

Heh man @Nedbank 🙃 you guys took my money willingly when I was investing, knowing very well I don’t bank with you. Now all of a sudden I want my chankuras it’s becoming a tedious process cause I don’t bank with you ?? Hhay’ next time please be very clear with customers.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

7 years

Man I'm struggling to fall asleep, I'm listening to #Thuto . This album is a fucking classic, yhu!

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Bro, listen. Twitter is the worst place to seek logic and consistency. There's hypocrites who exposes themselves daily here. Tweet your nonsense and bounce.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Say hi to him. Is my friend Nka

Melvin

@123sheesh

3 years

I gotta stop drinking

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@siya_hln

7 years

"Your fav rapper is good at selling dream, But he ain't good at selling records though" - @CassperNyovest #Sebentin

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Drinking alcohol instead of solving your problems >>>

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

6 years

she's not Zulu if she uses "kwata"

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Shaun Stylist's silence in a time like this speaks volumes.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

The email I've just received 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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@siya_hln

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

This mask definitely feels and looks racist

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

I don't have anything to promote but, wear your mask, sanitize, adhere to social distancing guidelines and LEAVE women alone🗣️🗣️🗣️

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

What's the title of the album you're releasing? Gospel music about to shake 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@siya_hln

5 years

You must be trash, coz I wanna take you out 😭😭😭😭😭

Neo

@neo_sukude

5 years

I can be your piece of sunshine, inner peace, entertainer. ❤️

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

This is how i look on my birthday 😊

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

You're goated @blxckie___

Hot Freestyle

@HotFreestyle

2 years

Drake & 21 Savage’s album ‘Her Loss’ has been pushed back until November 4th

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 years

Can't believe I'm about to side with Piers

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

3 years

Omicron is not a 'South African variant', it's a variant that was spotted & reported by brilliant South African scientists so fast the world has a chance to get on top of it. Could have originated anywhere.

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@siya_hln

3 years

September photo dump 🤌

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@siya_hln

2 years

We should buy literal flowers for Kelvin Momo ASAP!!!!

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@siya_hln

2 years

Another day, another job offer🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

4 years

Love You Tonight💔. Ngizonda ngisho uMaphorisa.

bhut’ omdala

@MprueDie

4 years

Do yourself a favor and dont make Uthando your relationship song, no matter how much you think umuntu wakho ungokhethiweyo ngabaphansi. You don't wanna hate a good song cause you're triggered

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

3 months

Umlazi Farmer's Market😭😭😭

Wandilè

@Vandal707

3 months

Yin le guys?

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

5 years

Being poor is a curse. I don't wish it upon anyone.

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Master Roshi🥋

@siya_hln

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

No Context Dr.Umar (PARODY ACCOUNT)

@nocontextdrumar

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@siya_hln

2 years

So, I'm selling my furniture. I have an L-Couch, Office chair, desks, dining chairs, TV stand, coffee table and a Fridge. I'm based in Kenilworth, Cape Town. Check thread for pics.

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@siya_hln

3 years

So, Zulu women?